That's not a real story.
You spit on her kart and act like a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.
Yeah, she was definitely the crazy bitch in this story.
You should have just shoplifted the batteries.
Who needs 10 9-volt batteries? I think there are like two things I own that require them. Are you some sort of pervert?
They still have 9 volt batteries? Aren't they for the older alarm clocks?
You spit on her kart and act like a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.This and you spoke as if you were demented.
Yeah, she was definitely the crazy bitch in this story.
And you people keep trying to say that abrader isn't a poster on the level of uselessness of, say, shake or TBS. I don't get it. He's a borderline distinguished mentally-challenged, possibly wealthy dude. Who cares.
And you people keep trying to say that abrader isn't a poster on the level of uselessness of, say, shake or TBS. I don't get it. He's a borderline distinguished mentally-challenged, possibly wealthy dude. Who cares.
I was wondering when you would come and boo hoo in my thread.
I excel beyond your existence is more ways that can be counted.
This is evidenced by your ongoing penis envy.
No - I wont show you my cock.
And you people keep trying to say that abrader isn't a poster on the level of uselessness of, say, shake or TBS. I don't get it. He's a borderline distinguished mentally-challenged, possibly wealthy dude. Who cares.
I was wondering when you would come and boo hoo in my thread.
I excel beyond your existence is more ways that can be counted.
This is evidenced by your ongoing penis envy.
No - I wont show you my cock.
Uh huh. You should spend less time trying to flame me and more time concentrating on important things to you, like remembering how to breathe and how to tie your own shoes.
hhaa I am the REAL Bore.
Fixed.
batteries....
cart...
gentleman....
dividers........
me...etc...
something....
I snapped...
country..."
services....
batteries....
cart...
gentleman....
dividers........
me...etc...
something....
I snapped...
country..."
services....
In your OP, you used ten ellipses, but not a single solitary period. Come on. . . .
also: fake.
hhaa I am the REAL Bore.
Fixed.
you prolly should be
If only time travel were possible, I'd make sure your father were.
go call the MLA over it.
this isnt my homework assignment.
you dont deserve any more than SMS message quality boffings anyway so not sure why yer posting.
I am never impressed by you.
Fixed. RESPECT THE SUBJUNCTIVE!
You're also using hyphens when you should be using emdashes. smh, abrader.
You're also using hyphens when you should be using emdashes. smh, abrader.
He's also using them far too often.
He also needs to mix in some fuckin' apostrophes.
And needs to stop posting like Futami.
There's no need to start every single sentence in a new line.
Or is there . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Your threads were killed as soon as you made them.
Your threads were killed as soon as you made them.
So I just popped into Target for a 10 pack of 9 volt batteries....
as I was waiting in the checkout line this older irish lady walks up behind me as I am putting those little customer dividers down behind the stuff for the person in front of me, and behind my stuff so the irish lady walking up can start unloading her cart...
She starts to say "Well arent you just the gentleman...." which I guessed she was saying because I put down the dividers........
Then she went on to say "cutting in front me is very rude"
I look at her and ask what she is talking about - I point out that this is a line and she walked up behind me...etc...
She goes on to say "you must be from up north - nobody from the south is rude like that" followed by "I hope you dont drive as rude as your manners are - dont worry one day you will meet your maker and your master"
At that point I had to do something....see if this kooky bitch just would have went on with a delusional one liner I could have just ignored her, but now that she was getting all Highlander on me I snapped...
I turned around and spit on her kart and said in a freaky deep voice "dabulla dominocos seito DJUMARA KOLBOSS ANDROSS GJARMORA" (or something close to it)
She says "I could tell you are of the beast!"
I say "you psycho bitch I just made that up - it means nothing - now go away and stop talking to me - I do not need this kind of harassment just trying to buy some fucking batteries"
She says "I wont shut-up - last time I checked its a free country..."
So I just fucking left and paid for my batteries at guest services....
WTF?
I could expect this kind of shit from a homeless drunk high on crack - but CANT A MAN BUY SOME DAMN BATTERIES IN PEACE?
I think its cause your story sounded like the delusional fantasy of a paranoid schizophrenic
Yeah, it all of us, definitely not you, absolutely not you. You're impeccable.
My granddaddy was from hebron, kentucky
I thought it was a joke story once you said you spat on her cart and spoke in tongues
I also start talking fake Russian in public places when Spanish people excessively talk Spanish in a way that it hinders necessary communications.
I also start talking fake Russian in public places when Spanish people excessively talk Spanish in a way that it hinders necessary communications.
You sound like perhaps you have a bit too much free time on your hands.
I also start talking fake Russian in public places when Spanish people excessively talk Spanish in a way that it hinders necessary communications.
You sound like perhaps you have a bit too much free time on your hands.
I also start talking fake Russian in public places when Spanish people excessively talk Spanish in a way that it hinders necessary communications.
You sound like perhaps you have a bit too much free time on your hands.
More like a small amount of free time poorly spent ;)
Anal sex is not wacky and zany.
Anal sex is not wacky and zany.
I think PeeDee and Abrader are the same person. Their stories are equally as bad and fake.
I think PeeDee and Abrader are the same person. Their stories are equally as bad and fake.
Yes - I am a white guy with a black mans dong.
Anal sex is not wacky and zany.
Oh it can be - ! - imagine the sounds as a two man band;)
Now imagine the sounds of a 4 man band ;)
ZANY
You should hear what I can blow out with a kazoo in my ass.
She's probably just a schizo. I went to Berkeley for a semester and there was a bunch of homeless schizos that talked gibberish constantly to themselves or others.
Several times, I've had to wait in line with one of them. The 1st time I was a little shocked 'cause I thought he was talking to me but then I notice that everyone else just ignored the bum.
Responding angrily to people like that just won't make things better.
More like "haha, didn't mean to lock it.". iPhone plus bumpy car ride plus dodgy service area equals lolz. Only wanted to lock that other topic
The narrative of every Abrader story is: "I'm a normal guy, everyone else is abnormal, watch as I stand up for the goodness of man, look how good I am in comparison to everyone else who is not""That's not how it works."
The narrative of every Abrader story is: "I'm a normal guy, everyone else is abnormal, watch as I stand up for the goodness of man, look how good I am in comparison to everyone else who is not"
So in the end, abrader, you just slinked away like a pussy to go pay for your shit somewhere else. Congrats, you won absolutely no part of that exchange.
Ok - so what would you have done?
Ok - so what would you have done?
Well, if I'm gonna post a made up, BS story on the internets I at least try to make it entertaining as opposed to bizarrely lame.
abrader, if we are fucking, can i pull your hair
How come you always turn your threads into a bitterfest?