Wow - you guys need a clubhouse - like the get-along-gang

[abrader]

Anal sex is not wacky and zany.

Oh it can be - ! - imagine the sounds as a two man band;)

Now imagine the sounds of a 4 man band

ZANY

You should hear what I can blow out with a kazoo in my ass.

[FlameOfCallandor]

I think PeeDee and Abrader are the same person. Their stories are equally as bad and fake.

[abrader]

I think PeeDee and Abrader are the same person. Their stories are equally as bad and fake.

Yes - I am a white guy with a black mans dong.

[Tauntaun]

I think PeeDee and Abrader are the same person. Their stories are equally as bad and fake.

Yes - I am a white guy with a black mans dong.

Anal sex is not wacky and zany.

Oh it can be - ! - imagine the sounds as a two man band;)

Now imagine the sounds of a 4 man band

ZANY

You should hear what I can blow out with a kazoo in my ass.

Oh man, we def gotta hang out.

[Smooth Groove]

I've had several similar experiences before but I just ignored the annoying people and move on.  Your reactions make you seem at least as crazy as that lady, if not more. 

[abrader]

Thats why this was posted - you couldn't ignore this woman....she was gonna keep talking and if that didn't work move on to something more extreme.

Her tone and body language was very agressive and I bet many of you here would have cried to momma.

[Smooth Groove]

She's probably just a schizo.  I went to Berkeley for a semester and there was a bunch of homeless schizos that talked gibberish constantly to themselves or others. 

Several times, I've had to wait in line with one of them.  The 1st time I was a little shocked 'cause I thought he was talking to me but then I notice that everyone else just ignored the bum.

Responding angrily to people like that just won't make things better. 

[abrader]

She's probably just a schizo.  I went to Berkeley for a semester and there was a bunch of homeless schizos that talked gibberish constantly to themselves or others. 

Several times, I've had to wait in line with one of them.  The 1st time I was a little shocked 'cause I thought he was talking to me but then I notice that everyone else just ignored the bum.

Responding angrily to people like that just won't make things better. 

I hear you man. I wasn't nearly as aggressive as her. I just spit on her cart because she reminded me of a witch (witches are into spitting) and said something to her that only she could really hear.

[abrader]

Smoothe Groove - your other thread reminded me of this time back when I use to work in Executive Account Management in my early 20's..

One time I had this client out for some bar-hopping nightlife who was a real obnoxious bastard. He was bossing people around and offering tons of money for bartenders/waitress etc to perform lude acts etc...all night long it was a nightmare because I had to keep staying on top of bouncers and bar/club managers who wanted to kick this guy out - I kept them calm and promised I would keep him chill...

Finally around 1:30 we end up at some strip club. He grabs the VIP room and the champaign, strawberries, whipped creme etc...but was underwhelmed by the girls....then the place closed and he was pissed after shelling out the $$.... I called a cab, but I couldn't get the car there fast enough to pick us up before he was about to get into it with some of the mangy strip club bouncers. I ended up head-butting one of the bouncers to get him to shut the fuck up and leave my customer alone right before we jumped into the cab and rode off.

To this day the customer still cites that I will go the extra mile when telling people about me.

I do not do consulting now - but my fucking antics make the customers smile.

[MrAngryFace]

More like "haha, didn't mean to lock it.". iPhone plus bumpy car ride plus dodgy service area equals lolz.  Only wanted to lock that other topic

Moderating by iPhone is RISKY

[Kestastrophe]

I have to say that I frequently have the desire to RAGE on the dolts that use self-checkout, but are too fucking stupid to figure out the 20+ year old technology. But I've never had somebody freak out on me like that at a grocery store. The entire quasi-latin speak that you retorted with is bullshit though and sounds made up.

[GilloD]

The narrative of every Abrader story is: "I'm a normal guy, everyone else is abnormal, watch as I stand up for the goodness of man, look how good I am in comparison to everyone else who is not"

[Reb]

The narrative of every Abrader story is: "I'm a normal guy, everyone else is abnormal, watch as I stand up for the goodness of man, look how good I am in comparison to everyone else who is not"

"That's not how it works."

[abrader]

The narrative of every Abrader story is: "I'm a normal guy, everyone else is abnormal, watch as I stand up for the goodness of man, look how good I am in comparison to everyone else who is not"

Well if statistics are indicators - you are on the right track.

[abrader]

So in the end, abrader, you just slinked away like a pussy to go pay for your shit somewhere else.  Congrats, you won absolutely no part of that exchange.

Yes I absolutely fled the scene. Should I have tasered her? Im not realy into shit like going to jail etc..

[max_cool]

Your first mistake was to engage the crazy bitch. Mistake two was being as crazy as she was.

[abrader]

Ok - so what would you have done?

[Human Snorenado]

Ok - so what would you have done?

Well, if I'm gonna post a made up, BS story on the internets I at least try to make it entertaining as opposed to bizarrely lame.

[abrader]

Ok - so what would you have done?

Well, if I'm gonna post a made up, BS story on the internets I at least try to make it entertaining as opposed to bizarrely lame.

Great post bojangles.

This thread has been entertaining enough for you to read and post in over and over and over - try spending your time figuring out how to make some money? (since that whats you seem to be on to me about anyway) Im sure you have some kind of talent somewhere.

I think I get it you now - for some reason you fegs seem to think I posting this story as some kind of "look its a cool story" thread. Sorry to disappoint but this is not a cool story - it was a uncomfortable rant/story about someone harassing me in public. hahah my life has certainly had some highlights - but the story behind this thread, and your unfortunate temper tantrums in every one of my threads is not one of them.

you said you hate me because I have money? WTF is that about? What do you know about anything I have or dont have and why do you care? Are you just going to have these emotional outbursts all the time - I dont mind just ignoring you, but much like the crazy lady in the OP, you keep wanting attention and you keep posting! Perhaps you should take a break from the forums and focus on getting your personal life in order.

[Van Cruncheon]

abrader, if we are fucking, can i pull your hair

[Flannel Boy]

abrader, if we are fucking, can i pull your hair

He'd spit in your face, talk in tongues, and then headbutt you. His hair, unlike his pooper, is off limits.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

abrader is like a joke character minus the jokes

[abrader]

Headbutting is awesome.

You can always strike first and your enemy doesn't know what hit them.

I think receiving a head-butt is even cooler than posting at this forum.

[abrader]

[youtube=425,350]mffBVAwsr8Q[/youtube]
Evilbore home video

[TVC15]

Youtube needs a loop feature.  That wasn't long enough to cum to.

[Flannel Boy]

Actually we already have a clubhouse--a "Super Secret Clubhouse."

[abrader]

yes Im sure that just like the love shack - people are lining up outside just to get down.

[TVC15]

It's more like party out of bounds, actually

[Reb]

How come you always turn your threads into a bitterfest?

[demi]

I guess its hard to convey ooga booga speak in text

[abrader]

How come you always turn your threads into a bitterfest?

Isnt it obvious? Its annoying to make threads and then have them derailed and pouted in by people with personal issues.

I certainly understand that some of you may have a hard time getting your arms around everything I do - Unlike many of the fake ass fakesters on this forum I have provided clear photographic evidence when questioned on at least 3 occasions (Like that time people were sayin I didnt have a pilots license, or that time someone made a long dramatic thread about how I really didnt buy an Infiniti - LOL WUT?) and I am not going to wear my self out explaining or proving everything every time you are having a bad life or your period. I am reasonable and ok with your skepticism, but you just gotta let it go after a certain point. Making posts or comments and having people go overboard with claiming its fake etc is just annoying.

Also - I am ashamed to think that anyone thinks the OP story was worth making up. Really mate was that story trying to be interesting?

Im afraid I cant waste my time posting here as I cant spend any more time responding to these kinds of responses. Especially over things like a quick rant thread that should have floated of of page one within an hour and maybe had 2 to 3 replies. Much better things to do with my time and I cant take you seriously anymore so there is no point.

[Van Cruncheon]

why do you respond to the skepticism

it is your chronic insecurity that makes us skeptical

[Rman]

C'mon, Abrader, they are just joshing you.  Kinda like towel whipping in a locker room.  Don't take it too seriously.  Regardless, you posting here does make EB much more entertaining.

[Van Cruncheon]

yeah, i can't fathom why he can't take the shit

i mean, tvc and maf spend the better part of our weekday lunches disbelieving everything i say -- in person!

[abrader]

At the end of the day - its no big deal. We did this a year ago last summer. Remember the John Carmac (im too sexxy for this hair) incident?

The combination of me being in front of the computer too long for work that bleeds over into me getting intoxicated and the siting in front of the same screen PC gaming or fucking around on forums doesnt help.

The part about me wasting my time is just a contemplation that summer is halfway over and I haven't been to the beach once. I need to get out of the fokkin house instead of trading blo-jobs with trollies.

When I have had my fill of ant army style trolling, I may dip out for a while - But Im not looking to burn ay bridges with the forum or anything and will most certainly be back in z future when you least expect it!

[MrAngryFace]

just retreat to the gaming forum for a while or something

[Smooth Groove]

I think part of the problem is that Abrader came from the UK.  We just don't get his humor or intests sometimes.