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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on November 20, 2006, 02:16:18 AM

Title: Airports are evil
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 20, 2006, 02:16:18 AM
I just flew home and saw that the TERROR LEVEL is ORANGE. What the fuck is orange, what does it entail and why was the alert level raised.  CrystalGemini hinted maybe that Bush has disregarded the actual intel and is now assigning threat colors based on seasons.
Title: Re: Airports are evil
Post by: brawndolicious on November 20, 2006, 02:17:45 AM
They post the terror level in airports?
 :lol
Title: Re: Airports are evil
Post by: Mupepe on November 20, 2006, 02:18:12 AM
I think he's assigning colors based on what color Mrs. Bush's vagina looks like that morning.  I've never seen an orange vagina.  That can't be healthy, Dubya.  I wouldn't let my mole play in that hole.
Title: Re: Airports are evil
Post by: drozmight on November 20, 2006, 02:22:20 AM
It was orange because they heard you were traveling.
Title: Re: Airports are evil
Post by: Vizzys on November 20, 2006, 02:26:05 AM
It was orange because they heard you were traveling.

(http://xs209.xs.to/xs209/06471/willcowned.jpg)
Title: Re: Airports are evil
Post by: TVC15 on November 20, 2006, 02:28:59 AM
How long has it been orange?  What indication has there been that the terrorists are America hating at the moment, aside from the democratic win?
Title: Re: Airports are evil
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 20, 2006, 02:43:59 AM
It must be relatively recent, but I've flown within the past month and it was not this crazy ORANGE LEVEL.
Title: Re: Airports are evil
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 20, 2006, 02:46:55 AM
Orange is the second highest threat level right?

Edit: just looked the shit up, apparently only in airports is it orange. Everywhere else it's yellow.
Title: Re: Airports are evil
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 20, 2006, 02:48:34 AM
Yeah.  I think the next threat level means THE PLANES ARE CRASHING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE
Title: Re: Airports are evil
Post by: brawndolicious on November 20, 2006, 02:50:13 AM
That probably is because of thanksgiving traveling, where did you see the "TERROR LEVEL"?
Title: Re: Airports are evil
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 20, 2006, 02:50:41 AM
They had it printed on big giant signs all over check-in.
Title: Re: Airports are evil
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 20, 2006, 02:51:29 AM
THE BOMB IS EXPLODING FROM INSIDE YOUR SUITCASE
Title: Re: Airports are evil
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 20, 2006, 02:53:10 AM
Also, the security dudes unpacked my candles and fucking did not pack them back in.  They shattered during transit.  Thanks guys.
Title: Re: Airports are evil
Post by: brawndolicious on November 20, 2006, 02:53:37 AM
They had it printed on big giant signs all over check-in.
You should've gotten your picture taken with it.
Title: Re: Airports are evil
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 20, 2006, 02:55:32 AM
Also, the security dudes unpacked my candles and fucking did not pack them back in.  They shattered during transit.  Thanks guys.
Maybe they thought they were

dildos
Title: Re: Airports are evil
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 20, 2006, 07:41:08 AM
It was orange because they heard you were traveling.

(http://xs209.xs.to/xs209/06471/willcowned.jpg)

 :lol
Title: Re: Airports are evil
Post by: Disposable White Guy on November 20, 2006, 11:03:03 AM
(http://www.virginmusic.at/at_images/artists/3250491.jpg)

TERROR ALERT: CHROME, BE AWARE OF INVADING CYBORG MUSICIANS
Title: Re: Airports are evil
Post by: ToxicAdam on November 20, 2006, 01:13:10 PM
It was placed on Orange due to the elections.


 8)


Did you know, that it costs American taxpayers millions of dollars more per day when it is on Orange versus Yellow?

Title: Re: Airports are evil
Post by: Himu on November 20, 2006, 01:13:55 PM
I think he's assigning colors based on what color Mrs. Bush's vagina looks like that morning.  I've never seen an orange vagina.  That can't be healthy, Dubya.  I wouldn't let my mole play in that hole.

 :lol :lol :lol