Airports are evil

[The Fake Shemp]

I just flew home and saw that the TERROR LEVEL is ORANGE. What the fuck is orange, what does it entail and why was the alert level raised.  CrystalGemini hinted maybe that Bush has disregarded the actual intel and is now assigning threat colors based on seasons.

[brawndolicious]

They post the terror level in airports?
 

[Mupepe]

I think he's assigning colors based on what color Mrs. Bush's vagina looks like that morning.  I've never seen an orange vagina.  That can't be healthy, Dubya.  I wouldn't let my mole play in that hole.

[drozmight]

It was orange because they heard you were traveling.

[Vizzys]

It was orange because they heard you were traveling.

[TVC15]

How long has it been orange?  What indication has there been that the terrorists are America hating at the moment, aside from the democratic win?

[The Fake Shemp]

It must be relatively recent, but I've flown within the past month and it was not this crazy ORANGE LEVEL.

[CajoleJuice]

Orange is the second highest threat level right?

Edit: just looked the shit up, apparently only in airports is it orange. Everywhere else it's yellow.

[The Fake Shemp]

Yeah.  I think the next threat level means THE PLANES ARE CRASHING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE

[brawndolicious]

That probably is because of thanksgiving traveling, where did you see the "TERROR LEVEL"?

[The Fake Shemp]

They had it printed on big giant signs all over check-in.

[CajoleJuice]

THE BOMB IS EXPLODING FROM INSIDE YOUR SUITCASE

[The Fake Shemp]

Also, the security dudes unpacked my candles and fucking did not pack them back in.  They shattered during transit.  Thanks guys.

[brawndolicious]

They had it printed on big giant signs all over check-in.

You should've gotten your picture taken with it.

[CajoleJuice]

Also, the security dudes unpacked my candles and fucking did not pack them back in.  They shattered during transit.  Thanks guys.

Maybe they thought they were

dildos

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

It was orange because they heard you were traveling.

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[Disposable White Guy]

TERROR ALERT: CHROME, BE AWARE OF INVADING CYBORG MUSICIANS

[ToxicAdam]

It was placed on Orange due to the elections.


 


Did you know, that it costs American taxpayers millions of dollars more per day when it is on Orange versus Yellow?

[Himu]

I think he's assigning colors based on what color Mrs. Bush's vagina looks like that morning.  I've never seen an orange vagina.  That can't be healthy, Dubya.  I wouldn't let my mole play in that hole.