THE BORE

General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Tundra on August 17, 2008, 08:09:40 AM

Title: How do i convince my girlfriend we need to get rid of the Wii...
Post by: Tundra on August 17, 2008, 08:09:40 AM
..and buy a PS3 or 360 instead?  :maf

She plays the damn thing lots more than me...
Title: Re: How do i convince my girlfriend we need to get rid of the Wii...
Post by: Reb on August 17, 2008, 08:12:59 AM
Insert a SD card in the disc slot.
Title: Re: How do i convince my girlfriend we need to get rid of the Wii...
Post by: pilonv1 on August 17, 2008, 08:21:29 AM
make her play it

...

oh wait

buy her something shitty like smash bros or metroid
Title: Re: How do i convince my girlfriend we need to get rid of the Wii...
Post by: demi on August 17, 2008, 09:00:12 AM
tell her if you get rid of the wii you wont shove it in her pooper

but we all know you wont hold your end of the bargain anyway
Title: Re: How do i convince my girlfriend we need to get rid of the Wii...
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 17, 2008, 11:11:53 AM
show her some pictures of fat manchild ninthings slobbering over smash bros

then show her some cool xbox live dudes doin' cool dances and not being racist frat fucktards in any way
Title: Re: How do i convince my girlfriend we need to get rid of the Wii...
Post by: Crushed on August 17, 2008, 11:31:15 AM
dear evilbore my girlfriend is having fun should i beat her
Title: Re: How do i convince my girlfriend we need to get rid of the Wii...
Post by: muckson on August 17, 2008, 11:33:05 AM
women don't need to be asked anything.  take the wii, trade it in, and bring home a ps3/360.  if she doesn't like it she can taste the back of your hand.
Title: Re: How do i convince my girlfriend we need to get rid of the Wii...
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 17, 2008, 11:35:07 AM
Lie about wanting to marry her. 
Title: Re: How do i convince my girlfriend we need to get rid of the Wii...
Post by: bagofeyes on August 17, 2008, 11:36:54 AM
breakup with her. its obviously not gonna work out.
Title: Re: How do i convince my girlfriend we need to get rid of the Wii...
Post by: cool breeze on August 17, 2008, 11:42:40 AM
Let her be and just buy a PS3, 360, or whatever in the future.
Title: Re: How do i convince my girlfriend we need to get rid of the Wii...
Post by: Grecco on August 17, 2008, 11:45:13 AM
..and buy a PS3 or 360 instead?  :maf

She plays the damn thing lots more than me...

But you still play it then? Closet Ninthing.
Title: Re: How do i convince my girlfriend we need to get rid of the Wii...
Post by: John Dunbar on August 17, 2008, 11:45:53 AM
Your girlfriend has better taste than you, and she's (I'm assuming) a woman. Think about that.
Title: Re: How do i convince my girlfriend we need to get rid of the Wii...
Post by: Tundra on August 17, 2008, 01:20:20 PM
I was a very early adopter of the wii, and until this spring i didn't have any bigger complains about the software lineup, but at the moment I don't see anything getting released in the near future that holds my interest (with the exception of Mad World, but thats just one game), and i want to get rid of it as long as i still can get some money that i could use for some hd goodness and manly manslaughtergames..

Problem is, she plays a lot of mario kart, mario galaxy, und yesterday we had the anecdotal proverbial friends couple visiting here, and guess what. Wii time...(Wario Ware, Wii Sports)  :maf
We even had a friend chick of hers visiting here with her Wii Fit board, and together they were doing Yoga and Aerobics in front of the screen.
I felt like in a shitty Nintendo commercial.


This will be hard.
Title: Re: How do i convince my girlfriend we need to get rid of the Wii...
Post by: Grecco on August 17, 2008, 01:23:09 PM
I was a very early adopter of the wii, and until this spring i didn't have any bigger complains about the software lineup, but at the moment I don't see anything getting released in the near future that holds my interest (with the exception of Mad World, but thats just one game), and i want to get rid of it as long as i still can get some money that i could use for some hd goodness and manly manslaughtergames..

Problem is, she plays a lot of mario kart, mario galaxy, und yesterday we had the anecdotal proverbial friends couple visiting here, and guess what. Wii time...(Wario Ware, Wii Sports)  :maf
We even had a friend chick of hers visiting here with her Wii Fit board, and together they were doing Yoga and Aerobics in front of the screen.
I felt like in a shitty Nintendo commercial
.


This will be hard.

That sounds kinda hot actually. Are you gay?
Title: Re: How do i convince my girlfriend we need to get rid of the Wii...
Post by: Tundra on August 17, 2008, 01:28:29 PM
I was a very early adopter of the wii, and until this spring i didn't have any bigger complains about the software lineup, but at the moment I don't see anything getting released in the near future that holds my interest (with the exception of Mad World, but thats just one game), and i want to get rid of it as long as i still can get some money that i could use for some hd goodness and manly manslaughtergames..

Problem is, she plays a lot of mario kart, mario galaxy, und yesterday we had the anecdotal proverbial friends couple visiting here, and guess what. Wii time...(Wario Ware, Wii Sports)  :maf
We even had a friend chick of hers visiting here with her Wii Fit board, and together they were doing Yoga and Aerobics in front of the screen.
I felt like in a shitty Nintendo commercial
.


This will be hard.

That sounds kinda hot actually. Are you gay?

No, but my threshold when it comes to being sexually aroused might be higher than yours, since i actually have a sex life.  :maf
Title: Re: How do i convince my girlfriend we need to get rid of the Wii...
Post by: duckman2000 on August 17, 2008, 01:30:49 PM
I had no problem getting this idea past the wife, but then she also barely used it after the novelty factor wore off. It also helped that our kid was more interested in the actual controller than the on-screen action, and that she had more fun with Warhawk than any Wii game.
Title: Re: How do i convince my girlfriend we need to get rid of the Wii...
Post by: Tundra on August 17, 2008, 01:31:09 PM
I was a very early adopter of the wii, and until this spring i didn't have any bigger complains about the software lineup, but at the moment I don't see anything getting released in the near future that holds my interest (with the exception of Mad World, but thats just one game), and i want to get rid of it as long as i still can get some money that i could use for some hd goodness and manly manslaughtergames..

Problem is, she plays a lot of mario kart, mario galaxy, und yesterday we had the anecdotal proverbial friends couple visiting here, and guess what. Wii time...(Wario Ware, Wii Sports)  :maf
We even had a friend chick of hers visiting here with her Wii Fit board, and together they were doing Yoga and Aerobics in front of the screen.
I felt like in a shitty Nintendo commercial
.


This will be hard.

Are you gay?

Or was that question meant in another way?  :-*
Title: Re: How do i convince my girlfriend we need to get rid of the Wii...
Post by: demi on August 17, 2008, 04:11:11 PM
Bets on his girlfriend being a hambeast
Title: Re: How do i convince my girlfriend we need to get rid of the Wii...
Post by: JustinP on August 17, 2008, 04:24:41 PM
naked GF + wii fit = win
Title: Re: How do i convince my girlfriend we need to get rid of the Wii...
Post by: Purple Filth on August 17, 2008, 04:52:28 PM
naked GF + wii fit = win

There is a Yoga part of the game right?
Title: Re: How do i convince my girlfriend we need to get rid of the Wii...
Post by: JustinP on August 17, 2008, 05:05:31 PM
naked GF + wii fit = win

There is a Yoga part of the game right?
yup
Title: Re: How do i convince my girlfriend we need to get rid of the Wii...
Post by: Purple Filth on August 17, 2008, 05:57:52 PM
naked GF + wii fit = win

There is a Yoga part of the game right?
yup

Nice
Title: Re: How do i convince my girlfriend we need to get rid of the Wii...
Post by: cool breeze on August 17, 2008, 06:17:06 PM
The biggest problem with the whole 'GF+Wii Fit=sexy" equation is that either you or your girlfriend is fat; then again, that turns some people on.
Title: Re: How do i convince my girlfriend we need to get rid of the Wii...
Post by: JustinP on August 17, 2008, 06:19:40 PM
The biggest problem with the whole 'GF+Wii Fit=sexy" equation is that either you or your girlfriend is fat; then again, that turns some people on.
...fat people can't even use wii fit.  me and my girlfriend are both skinny. 
Title: Re: How do i convince my girlfriend we need to get rid of the Wii...
Post by: cool breeze on August 17, 2008, 06:23:58 PM
Then it is wasted on you.  The entire point is to mock you for being overweight or out of shape in some way.

But I will admit that some of the 'games' can be fun on it, like that bubble one.  Actually only that bubble one.
Title: Re: How do i convince my girlfriend we need to get rid of the Wii...
Post by: demi on August 17, 2008, 06:28:14 PM
The biggest problem with the whole 'GF+Wii Fit=sexy" equation is that either you or your girlfriend is fat; then again, that turns some people on.
...fat people can't even use wii fit.  me and my girlfriend are both skinny. 

yuck, twig sex
Title: Re: How do i convince my girlfriend we need to get rid of the Wii...
Post by: originalz on August 17, 2008, 11:28:29 PM
HAY GUYZ, MY GIRLFRIEND PLAYS VIDEOGAMES!
Title: Re: How do i convince my girlfriend we need to get rid of the Wii...
Post by: Tundra on August 18, 2008, 04:14:40 AM
HAY GUYZ, MY GIRLFRIEND PLAYS VIDEOGAMES!

pics?  :maf
Title: Re: How do i convince my girlfriend we need to get rid of the Wii...
Post by: bork on August 18, 2008, 06:45:24 AM
HAY GUYZ, MY GIRLFRIEND PLAYS VIDEOGAMES!

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DOES YOU HAVE NAKED PICSESES?!?!?!?!???????!?!?!?!?1111?????????????????????????
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