Author Topic: How do i convince my girlfriend we need to get rid of the Wii... (Read 3028 times)

Tundra · « **on:** August 17, 2008, 08:09:40 AM »

..and buy a PS3 or 360 instead?

She plays the damn thing lots more than me...

Reb · « **Reply #1 on:** August 17, 2008, 08:12:59 AM »

Insert a SD card in the disc slot.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #2 on:** August 17, 2008, 08:21:29 AM »

make her play it

...

oh wait

buy her something shitty like smash bros or metroid

demi · « **Reply #3 on:** August 17, 2008, 09:00:12 AM »

tell her if you get rid of the wii you wont shove it in her pooper

but we all know you wont hold your end of the bargain anyway

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #4 on:** August 17, 2008, 11:11:53 AM »

show her some pictures of fat manchild ninthings slobbering over smash bros

then show her some cool xbox live dudes doin' cool dances and not being racist frat fucktards in any way

Crushed · « **Reply #5 on:** August 17, 2008, 11:31:15 AM »

dear evilbore my girlfriend is having fun should i beat her

muckson · « **Reply #6 on:** August 17, 2008, 11:33:05 AM »

women don't need to be asked anything. take the wii, trade it in, and bring home a ps3/360. if she doesn't like it she can taste the back of your hand.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #7 on:** August 17, 2008, 11:35:07 AM »

Lie about wanting to marry her.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #8 on:** August 17, 2008, 11:36:54 AM »

breakup with her. its obviously not gonna work out.

cool breeze · « **Reply #9 on:** August 17, 2008, 11:42:40 AM »

Let her be and just buy a PS3, 360, or whatever in the future.

Grecco · « **Reply #10 on:** August 17, 2008, 11:45:13 AM »

Quote from: Tundra on August 17, 2008, 08:09:40 AM

..and buy a PS3 or 360 instead?

She plays the damn thing lots more than me...

But you still play it then? Closet Ninthing.

John Dunbar · « **Reply #11 on:** August 17, 2008, 11:45:53 AM »

Your girlfriend has better taste than you, and she's (I'm assuming) a woman. Think about that.

Tundra · « **Reply #12 on:** August 17, 2008, 01:20:20 PM »

I was a very early adopter of the wii, and until this spring i didn't have any bigger complains about the software lineup, but at the moment I don't see anything getting released in the near future that holds my interest (with the exception of Mad World, but thats just one game), and i want to get rid of it as long as i still can get some money that i could use for some hd goodness and manly manslaughtergames..

Problem is, she plays a lot of mario kart, mario galaxy, und yesterday we had the anecdotal proverbial friends couple visiting here, and guess what. Wii time...(Wario Ware, Wii Sports)

We even had a friend chick of hers visiting here with her Wii Fit board, and together they were doing Yoga and Aerobics in front of the screen.
I felt like in a shitty Nintendo commercial.

This will be hard.

Grecco · « **Reply #13 on:** August 17, 2008, 01:23:09 PM »

Quote from: Tundra on August 17, 2008, 01:20:20 PM

I was a very early adopter of the wii, and until this spring i didn't have any bigger complains about the software lineup, but at the moment I don't see anything getting released in the near future that holds my interest (with the exception of Mad World, but thats just one game), and i want to get rid of it as long as i still can get some money that i could use for some hd goodness and manly manslaughtergames..

Problem is, she plays a lot of mario kart, mario galaxy, und yesterday we had the anecdotal proverbial friends couple visiting here, and guess what. Wii time...(Wario Ware, Wii Sports)
We even had a friend chick of hers visiting here with her Wii Fit board, and together they were doing Yoga and Aerobics in front of the screen.
I felt like in a shitty Nintendo commercial.

This will be hard.

That sounds kinda hot actually. Are you gay?

Tundra · « **Reply #14 on:** August 17, 2008, 01:28:29 PM »

Quote from: Grecco on August 17, 2008, 01:23:09 PM

Quote from: Tundra on August 17, 2008, 01:20:20 PM
I was a very early adopter of the wii, and until this spring i didn't have any bigger complains about the software lineup, but at the moment I don't see anything getting released in the near future that holds my interest (with the exception of Mad World, but thats just one game), and i want to get rid of it as long as i still can get some money that i could use for some hd goodness and manly manslaughtergames..

Problem is, she plays a lot of mario kart, mario galaxy, und yesterday we had the anecdotal proverbial friends couple visiting here, and guess what. Wii time...(Wario Ware, Wii Sports)
We even had a friend chick of hers visiting here with her Wii Fit board, and together they were doing Yoga and Aerobics in front of the screen.
I felt like in a shitty Nintendo commercial.

This will be hard.

That sounds kinda hot actually. Are you gay?

No, but my threshold when it comes to being sexually aroused might be higher than yours, since i actually have a sex life.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #15 on:** August 17, 2008, 01:30:49 PM »

I had no problem getting this idea past the wife, but then she also barely used it after the novelty factor wore off. It also helped that our kid was more interested in the actual controller than the on-screen action, and that she had more fun with Warhawk than any Wii game.

Tundra · « **Reply #16 on:** August 17, 2008, 01:31:09 PM »

Quote from: Grecco on August 17, 2008, 01:23:09 PM

Quote from: Tundra on August 17, 2008, 01:20:20 PM
I was a very early adopter of the wii, and until this spring i didn't have any bigger complains about the software lineup, but at the moment I don't see anything getting released in the near future that holds my interest (with the exception of Mad World, but thats just one game), and i want to get rid of it as long as i still can get some money that i could use for some hd goodness and manly manslaughtergames..

Problem is, she plays a lot of mario kart, mario galaxy, und yesterday we had the anecdotal proverbial friends couple visiting here, and guess what. Wii time...(Wario Ware, Wii Sports)
We even had a friend chick of hers visiting here with her Wii Fit board, and together they were doing Yoga and Aerobics in front of the screen.
I felt like in a shitty Nintendo commercial.

This will be hard.

Are you gay?

Or was that question meant in another way?

demi · « **Reply #17 on:** August 17, 2008, 04:11:11 PM »

Bets on his girlfriend being a hambeast

JustinP · « **Reply #18 on:** August 17, 2008, 04:24:41 PM »

naked GF + wii fit = win

Purple Filth · « **Reply #19 on:** August 17, 2008, 04:52:28 PM »

Quote from: JustinP on August 17, 2008, 04:24:41 PM

naked GF + wii fit = win

There is a Yoga part of the game right?

JustinP · « **Reply #20 on:** August 17, 2008, 05:05:31 PM »

Quote from: Purple Filth on August 17, 2008, 04:52:28 PM

Quote from: JustinP on August 17, 2008, 04:24:41 PM
naked GF + wii fit = win

There is a Yoga part of the game right?

yup

Purple Filth · « **Reply #21 on:** August 17, 2008, 05:57:52 PM »

Quote from: JustinP on August 17, 2008, 05:05:31 PM

Quote from: Purple Filth on August 17, 2008, 04:52:28 PM
Quote from: JustinP on August 17, 2008, 04:24:41 PM
naked GF + wii fit = win

There is a Yoga part of the game right?
yup

Nice

cool breeze · « **Reply #22 on:** August 17, 2008, 06:17:06 PM »

The biggest problem with the whole 'GF+Wii Fit=sexy" equation is that either you or your girlfriend is fat; then again, that turns some people on.

JustinP · « **Reply #23 on:** August 17, 2008, 06:19:40 PM »

Quote from: swaggaz on August 17, 2008, 06:17:06 PM

The biggest problem with the whole 'GF+Wii Fit=sexy" equation is that either you or your girlfriend is fat; then again, that turns some people on.

...fat people can't even use wii fit. me and my girlfriend are both skinny.

cool breeze · « **Reply #24 on:** August 17, 2008, 06:23:58 PM »

Then it is wasted on you. The entire point is to mock you for being overweight or out of shape in some way.

But I will admit that some of the 'games' can be fun on it, like that bubble one. Actually only that bubble one.

demi · « **Reply #25 on:** August 17, 2008, 06:28:14 PM »

Quote from: JustinP on August 17, 2008, 06:19:40 PM

Quote from: swaggaz on August 17, 2008, 06:17:06 PM
The biggest problem with the whole 'GF+Wii Fit=sexy" equation is that either you or your girlfriend is fat; then again, that turns some people on.
...fat people can't even use wii fit. me and my girlfriend are both skinny.

yuck, twig sex

originalz · « **Reply #26 on:** August 17, 2008, 11:28:29 PM »

HAY GUYZ, MY GIRLFRIEND PLAYS VIDEOGAMES!

Tundra · « **Reply #27 on:** August 18, 2008, 04:14:40 AM »

Quote from: originalz on August 17, 2008, 11:28:29 PM

HAY GUYZ, MY GIRLFRIEND PLAYS VIDEOGAMES!

pics?

bork · « **Reply #28 on:** August 18, 2008, 06:45:24 AM »

Quote from: originalz on August 17, 2008, 11:28:29 PM

HAY GUYZ, MY GIRLFRIEND PLAYS VIDEOGAMES!

DOES YOU HAVE NAKED PICSESES?!?!?!?!?

!?!?!?!?1111?

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Author Topic: How do i convince my girlfriend we need to get rid of the Wii... (Read 3028 times)