THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: MrAngryFace on August 18, 2008, 12:40:01 AM
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I was using some kleenex today to avoid going to the store for toilet paper and figured this would make a good thread.
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My dog. So sorry Snowball. He was never white again :'(
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Eh, paper towels. They hurt.
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yeah I was going for those first but was outta that too.
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jumped into the shower
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Hahahaha
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Magazine
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Which?
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demi
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i made my dad eat my asshole out
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newspaper. it drew blood.
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i made my dad eat my asshole out
wtf
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Which?
Family Circle
Seventeen
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jumped into the shower
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Nothing crazy myself, but I know a guy who refused to shit at his workplace because it was so disgusting. He'd wait until his break and go across the street to a trendy coffee shop.
Took the dump without doing a tp check first, and started rifling through his pockets for anything to use.
All he had was three sugar packets from his morning coffee run.
He claims those were the most efficient and focused three wipes he's ever performed.
And hence the phrase "Well, wipe my ass with a sugar packet!" was born amongst the gang.
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I avoid shitting in public, and ive done it long enough so much that I only really crap at night.
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I don't shit at work any later than 11am. Bathrooms are too unpredictable after breakfast has set in and I definitely avoid after lunch has started.
The worst I've used is paper towels. That was :(
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One time when I was in nursery school I had one of the teachers wipe my butt. I think I knew that I could but just wanted her too. :D
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post it notes :'(
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I've seen my younger brother shit in his hand with only a single ply of TP betwixt his hand and the feces.
Also, why is showering after shitting considered bad? I always considered this the best way to clean my ass
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I always wash my ass with water on the toilet anyway, if there is no toilet paper to dry it up, I sit there for a few minutes and let it all drip, then wipe my ass with my shower towel.
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Toilet paper is the second option for me. Just having dry sheets of anything won't get a good clean.
The most confusing thing to me is whenever I visit relatives they always have a pot of water, like something that seems to be for watering plants, next to the toilet. I always wondered what that was for, but apparently they lean over, water their asshole, then dry it off. That seems like a lot of work.
If I had the money, I would get one of those toilets with a nob that cleans and dries your asshole as you are still sitting. That is luxury.
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Does anyone have the website to that thing that hooks on to any toilet and sprays warm water on your ass? I want that.
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I could spray warm liquids on your ass.
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:shh
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hot
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truth time: nettle leaves :'( :'( :'(
THANKS DAD, TAKING YER 10-YEAR-OLD SON ON 24 HOUR FISHING TRIPS TO NOWHERE, WA
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Any of you disillusioned traditional TP users try these:
(https://personallydelivered.com/images/WW-901%20Premium%20Washcloth.jpg)
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6th grade, final day of school, at the end of the day.
I go to the bathroom, monster shit. I have no toilet paper. My friends waiting outside.
When i came back, one of them asked "Man i could swear you were wearing socks".
"But i wasn't".
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Just wipe it with your hands and then wash your hands.
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Just wipe it with your hands and then wash your hands.
How do you pull your pants up though? Do you just walk out with your hands full of shit?
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There is a sink right next to most toilets. :lol
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I took a monster shit at the hospital today because my stomach is all fucked up this morning and the toilet paper has no friction on it. It did nothing. :-\
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What colour was it?
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Poop colour.
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There is a sink right next to most toilets. :lol
In publick bathrooms? Really?
Awesome country.
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6th grade, final day of school, at the end of the day.
I go to the bathroom, monster shit. I have no toilet paper. My friends waiting outside.
When i came back, one of them asked "Man i could swear you were wearing socks".
"But i wasn't".
haha I did this sophomore year of high school.
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This thread shows why you should always have somebody shave your asshole hair.
Dingleberries - "A smallish, semi-dry, extraordinarily tenacious remnant of fecal matter which, when unwittingly rolled into a mixture with toilet paper lint by the action of wiping, becomes almost irremovably entangled among ones anal hair, a situationality exacerbated by the vigorous chafing and friction between the buttocks and most commonly remedied by the sad and almost entirely unavoidable remedy of plucking out at its root the individual hair to which each dingleberry is conjoined. Of related interest, dingleberries are often noted as having the vague odor of undigested corn or peanuts."
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When I was like five I had to use dirty paper towels out of the trash bin at a grocery store.
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When I was like five I had to use dirty paper towels out of the trash bin at a grocery store.
Wow.
That's fucked up.
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When I was like five I had to use dirty paper towels out of the trash bin at a grocery store.
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Winner.
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When I was like five I had to use dirty paper towels out of the trash bin at a grocery store.
ya have aids?
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When I was like five I had to use dirty paper towels out of the trash bin at a grocery store.
wow what the fuck!
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When I was like five I had to use dirty paper towels out of the trash bin at a grocery store.
What the fuck. This beats any of my possible stories.
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he lived in the ghetto
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newspaper
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I'll give you guy a special here on no toilet paper/kleenex/wipes, etc.
Coffee machine filters baby. If you run out, thats about the best you can do.