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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: GilloD on August 20, 2008, 11:32:22 AM

Title: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
Post by: GilloD on August 20, 2008, 11:32:22 AM: They're hilarious.

"NOW, MAKE A NEW WORLD FOR AMY AND ME"

Or the big black guy who can't die and turns into a business executive who rides around in poorly rendered helicopters. These are Mortal Kombat bad.
Title: Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
Post by: Eric P on August 20, 2008, 11:46:44 AM: but are they DoA bad?
Title: Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
Post by: GilloD on August 20, 2008, 12:13:07 PM: Quote from: Eric P on August 20, 2008, 11:46:44 AM
but are they DoA bad?

The undead black man one is
Title: Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on August 20, 2008, 12:37:46 PM: at least your custom characters get an ending
Title: Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
Post by: Vrolokus on August 20, 2008, 12:40:34 PM: Every part of SC's "story" gives me a headache. I've lost my ability to appreciate bad things as somehow campy or ironic - it's just shit to me.
Title: Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on August 20, 2008, 12:42:49 PM: all fighting game stories blow

really, though, they shouldn't even waste their time making them, just put it in the manual
Title: Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
Post by: Eric P on August 20, 2008, 12:45:53 PM: Quote from: Eel O'Brian on August 20, 2008, 12:42:49 PM
all fighting game stories blow

really, though, they shouldn't even waste their time making them, just put it in the manual

i always thought of Tobal as the story that Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald would write had he been working for Dream Factory
Title: Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
Post by: GilloD on August 20, 2008, 01:05:28 PM: I am only continuing to play this game until it's possible to user Character Creator to create Eustace Tilly. Then I'm returning it.

AND FOR YOU PLEBES THIS IS MR. TILLY: (http://slog.thestranger.com/files/2008/01/originaleustice.jpg)
Title: Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
Post by: Tundra on August 20, 2008, 04:31:27 PM: I always wonder why i am seemingly the only person on earth that thinks that the series went downhill after Soul Edge/Blade...
Title: Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
Post by: Oblivion on August 20, 2008, 04:34:03 PM: Only if the discussion accompanies custom costumed Ivy pix. :drool
Title: Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
Post by: Rman on August 20, 2008, 05:36:19 PM: I've alway loved the campy nature of the Tekken 2 and 3 endings.
Title: Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 20, 2008, 06:17:07 PM: Quote from: Rman on August 20, 2008, 05:36:19 PM
I've alway loved the campy nature of the Tekken 2 and 3 endings.

Soul Calibur IV's endings make Tekken's endings look like the works of Fellini.
Title: Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
Post by: JustinP on August 20, 2008, 06:31:02 PM: WHY would we want to discuss SCIV's ending? the whole SC story is just a bad joke.
Title: Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
Post by: Sho Nuff on August 20, 2008, 08:40:06 PM: I love the nonexistent lipsync
Title: Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on August 20, 2008, 08:44:31 PM: Quote
i always thought of Tobal as the story that Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald would write had he been working for Dream Factory

pretty sure he was (he worked there from 1995-1999 iirc)
Title: Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
Post by: Positive Touch on August 20, 2008, 10:41:47 PM: [youtube=425,350]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pD-YdV1DSCU&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pD-YdV1DSCU&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]

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Title: Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
Post by: GilloD on August 20, 2008, 11:18:52 PM: "BAGOOOOON"
Title: Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
Post by: GilloD on August 20, 2008, 11:19:47 PM: Quote from: Positive Touch on August 20, 2008, 10:41:47 PM
[youtube=425,350]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pD-YdV1DSCU&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pD-YdV1DSCU&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]

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I love the end when he looks at the camera like, "Fuck yeah, dinner"
Title: Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on August 20, 2008, 11:45:02 PM: Quote from: GilloD on August 20, 2008, 11:32:22 AM
They're hilarious.

"NOW, MAKE A NEW WORLD FOR AMY AND ME"

Or the big black guy who can't die and turns into a business executive who rides around in poorly rendered helicopters. These are Mortal Kombat bad.
Here's a super-secret SCIV ending I found. :-*
spoiler (click to show/hide)
[youtube=425,350]02rlGHsqLOQ[/youtube]
[close]
Title: Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
Post by: GilloD on August 20, 2008, 11:45:38 PM: Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on August 20, 2008, 11:45:02 PM
Quote from: GilloD on August 20, 2008, 11:32:22 AM
They're hilarious.

"NOW, MAKE A NEW WORLD FOR AMY AND ME"

Or the big black guy who can't die and turns into a business executive who rides around in poorly rendered helicopters. These are Mortal Kombat bad.
Here's a super-secret SCIV ending I found. :-*
spoiler (click to show/hide)
[youtube=425,350]02rlGHsqLOQ[/youtube]
[close]

THREAD RUINED
Title: Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on August 20, 2008, 11:47:28 PM: Quote from: GilloD on August 20, 2008, 11:45:38 PM
Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on August 20, 2008, 11:45:02 PM
Quote from: GilloD on August 20, 2008, 11:32:22 AM
They're hilarious.

"NOW, MAKE A NEW WORLD FOR AMY AND ME"

Or the big black guy who can't die and turns into a business executive who rides around in poorly rendered helicopters. These are Mortal Kombat bad.
Here's a super-secret SCIV ending I found. :-*
spoiler (click to show/hide)
[youtube=425,350]02rlGHsqLOQ[/youtube]
[close]

THREAD RUINED
:-*
I can't find that one hilarious Mortal Kombat 4 ending, tho.
Title: Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 21, 2008, 01:12:59 AM: Quote from: ParticleReality on August 21, 2008, 12:03:31 AM
Quote from: Positive Touch on August 20, 2008, 10:41:47 PM
[youtube=425,350]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pD-YdV1DSCU&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pD-YdV1DSCU&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]

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:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

You see? Fucking Garbage.

Still better than Soul Calibur IV.
Title: Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
Post by: Vizzys on August 21, 2008, 01:26:56 AM: Now this thread is about green haired bitches named talim

Ill start:

(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r318/vizOA/talimrox.jpg)

:heartbeat :heartbeat
Title: Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on August 21, 2008, 01:33:18 AM: Quote from: Eric P on August 20, 2008, 11:46:44 AM
but are they DoA bad?

[youtube=425,350]4wqf9A435Xc[/youtube]

Doesn't make any fucking sense but at least it's better than any ending in SC4.
Title: Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
Post by: Oblivion on August 21, 2008, 01:41:32 AM: I still see no hot Ivy hentai. Thread fails. :'(
Title: Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
Post by: Vizzys on August 21, 2008, 01:59:13 AM: Quote from: Oblivion on August 21, 2008, 01:41:32 AM
I still see no hot Ivy hentai. Thread fails. :'(

ivy sucks

talim :bow

(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r318/vizOA/talimisbetterthanyou.jpg)
Title: Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
Post by: Bloodwake on August 21, 2008, 02:19:16 AM: Is that Aerosmith in the DOA4 ending? I can't remember if it was them or someone that sounds like them.
Title: Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
Post by: Tundra on August 21, 2008, 02:54:53 AM: Quote from: Positive Touch on August 20, 2008, 10:41:47 PM
[youtube=425,350]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pD-YdV1DSCU&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pD-YdV1DSCU&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]

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I was just sitting on toilet taking a dump while watching this, and had to laugh out loud.

Can life get any better... ?
:maf
Title: Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on August 21, 2008, 11:13:40 PM: Quote from: Viz on August 21, 2008, 01:59:13 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on August 21, 2008, 01:41:32 AM
I still see no hot Ivy hentai. Thread fails. :'(

ivy sucks

talim :bow

(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r318/vizOA/talimisbetterthanyou.jpg)
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y56/ferrarimanf355/2779710571_c5d77afb3d_b.jpg)

My girl > your girl. :-*

(thanks to lyte edge for the pic.)
Title: Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
Post by: Vizzys on August 21, 2008, 11:31:05 PM: no wai
Title: Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on August 21, 2008, 11:38:33 PM: Quote from: Viz on August 21, 2008, 11:31:05 PM
no wai

wai. :-*
Title: Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on August 21, 2008, 11:41:21 PM: http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=1e78JAEta9M

Is still the best ending ever for a fighting game.

And the Lol-worthy N64 version (because the shitty system couldn't show fmv)

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=qsqb2XjuSRE
Title: Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on August 21, 2008, 11:44:48 PM: Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on August 21, 2008, 11:41:21 PM
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=1e78JAEta9M

Is still the best ending ever for a fighting game.

And the Lol-worthy N64 version (because the shitty system couldn't show fmv)

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=qsqb2XjuSRE
Yes it is. :D
Title: Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
Post by: Tundra on August 22, 2008, 03:16:37 AM: Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on August 21, 2008, 11:41:21 PM
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=1e78JAEta9M

Is still the best ending ever for a fighting game.

And the Lol-worthy N64 version (because the shitty system couldn't show fmv)

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=qsqb2XjuSRE

I cannot watch youtube from my work... But i suppose, this is the Kano-falling.down-the-cliff-ending, isn't it?
Title: Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on August 22, 2008, 08:03:44 AM: GET IT RIGHT, JAREK
Title: Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
Post by: Sho Nuff on August 22, 2008, 08:26:17 AM: Quote from: Tundra on August 22, 2008, 03:16:37 AM
Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on August 21, 2008, 11:41:21 PM
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=1e78JAEta9M

Is still the best ending ever for a fighting game.

And the Lol-worthy N64 version (because the shitty system couldn't show fmv)

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=qsqb2XjuSRE

I cannot watch youtube from my work... But i suppose, this is the Kano-falling.down-the-cliff-ending, isn't it?

ALUUBABAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Title: Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
Post by: Tundra on August 22, 2008, 08:42:03 AM: Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on August 22, 2008, 08:03:44 AM
GET IT RIGHT, JAREK

THERE IS NO KNOWLEDGE THAT IS NOT POWER.... :maf
Title: Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
Post by: demi on August 22, 2008, 04:37:36 PM: There's a demo for this on XBL today (probably PS3 too)

It has Cassandra and Nightmare
Title: Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
Post by: UnoIllNino on August 23, 2008, 01:13:37 PM: Holy shit. Those MK4 endings are terrible. I love how they're like, gyrating in place. I know its their fighting stance or whatever, but it looks pretty loltacular.