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Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
« on: August 20, 2008, 11:32:22 AM »
They're hilarious.

"NOW, MAKE A NEW WORLD FOR AMY AND ME"

Or the big black guy who can't die and turns into a business executive who rides around in poorly rendered helicopters. These are Mortal Kombat bad.
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Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2008, 11:46:44 AM »
but are they DoA bad?
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Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2008, 12:13:07 PM »
but are they DoA bad?

The undead black man one is
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Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2008, 12:37:46 PM »
at least your custom characters get an ending
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Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2008, 12:40:34 PM »
Every part of SC's "story" gives me a headache.  I've lost my ability to appreciate bad things as somehow campy or ironic - it's just shit to me.

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Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2008, 12:42:49 PM »
all fighting game stories blow

really, though, they shouldn't even waste their time making them, just put it in the manual
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Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2008, 12:45:53 PM »
all fighting game stories blow

really, though, they shouldn't even waste their time making them, just put it in the manual

i always thought of Tobal as the story that Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald would write had he been working for Dream Factory
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Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2008, 01:05:28 PM »
I am only continuing to play this game until it's possible to user Character Creator to create Eustace Tilly. Then I'm returning it.

AND FOR YOU PLEBES THIS IS MR. TILLY:
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Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2008, 04:31:27 PM »
I always wonder why i am seemingly the only person on earth that thinks that the series went downhill after Soul Edge/Blade...
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Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2008, 04:34:03 PM »
Only if the discussion accompanies custom costumed Ivy pix. :drool

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Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
« Reply #10 on: August 20, 2008, 05:36:19 PM »
I've alway loved the campy nature of the Tekken 2 and 3 endings.

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Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
« Reply #11 on: August 20, 2008, 06:17:07 PM »
I've alway loved the campy nature of the Tekken 2 and 3 endings.

Soul Calibur IV's endings make Tekken's endings look like the works of Fellini.
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Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
« Reply #12 on: August 20, 2008, 06:31:02 PM »
WHY would we want to discuss SCIV's ending?  the whole SC story is just a bad joke. 

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Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2008, 08:40:06 PM »
I love the nonexistent lipsync

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« Reply #14 on: August 20, 2008, 08:44:31 PM »
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i always thought of Tobal as the story that Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald would write had he been working for Dream Factory

pretty sure he was (he worked there from 1995-1999 iirc)
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Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
« Reply #15 on: August 20, 2008, 10:41:47 PM »
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Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
« Reply #16 on: August 20, 2008, 11:18:52 PM »
"BAGOOOOON"
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Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
« Reply #17 on: August 20, 2008, 11:19:47 PM »
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I love the end when he looks at the camera like, "Fuck yeah, dinner"
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Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
« Reply #18 on: August 20, 2008, 11:45:02 PM »
They're hilarious.

"NOW, MAKE A NEW WORLD FOR AMY AND ME"

Or the big black guy who can't die and turns into a business executive who rides around in poorly rendered helicopters. These are Mortal Kombat bad.
Here's a super-secret SCIV ending I found.  :-*
spoiler (click to show/hide)
[youtube=425,350]02rlGHsqLOQ[/youtube]
[close]
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Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
« Reply #19 on: August 20, 2008, 11:45:38 PM »
They're hilarious.

"NOW, MAKE A NEW WORLD FOR AMY AND ME"

Or the big black guy who can't die and turns into a business executive who rides around in poorly rendered helicopters. These are Mortal Kombat bad.
Here's a super-secret SCIV ending I found.  :-*
spoiler (click to show/hide)
[youtube=425,350]02rlGHsqLOQ[/youtube]
[close]

THREAD RUINED
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Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
« Reply #20 on: August 20, 2008, 11:47:28 PM »
They're hilarious.

"NOW, MAKE A NEW WORLD FOR AMY AND ME"

Or the big black guy who can't die and turns into a business executive who rides around in poorly rendered helicopters. These are Mortal Kombat bad.
Here's a super-secret SCIV ending I found.  :-*
spoiler (click to show/hide)
[youtube=425,350]02rlGHsqLOQ[/youtube]
[close]

THREAD RUINED
:-*
I can't find that one hilarious Mortal Kombat 4 ending, tho.
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Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
« Reply #21 on: August 21, 2008, 01:12:59 AM »
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 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

You see? Fucking Garbage.



Still better than Soul Calibur IV.
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Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
« Reply #22 on: August 21, 2008, 01:26:56 AM »
Now this thread is about green haired bitches named talim

Ill start:



 :heartbeat :heartbeat
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Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
« Reply #23 on: August 21, 2008, 01:33:18 AM »
but are they DoA bad?

[youtube=425,350]4wqf9A435Xc[/youtube]

Doesn't make any fucking sense but at least it's better than any ending in SC4.
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Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
« Reply #24 on: August 21, 2008, 01:41:32 AM »
I still see no hot Ivy hentai. Thread fails.  :'(

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Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
« Reply #25 on: August 21, 2008, 01:59:13 AM »
I still see no hot Ivy hentai. Thread fails.  :'(

ivy sucks

talim :bow

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Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
« Reply #26 on: August 21, 2008, 02:19:16 AM »
Is that Aerosmith in the DOA4 ending? I can't remember if it was them or someone that sounds like them.
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Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
« Reply #27 on: August 21, 2008, 02:54:53 AM »
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I was just sitting on toilet taking a dump while watching this, and had to laugh out loud.

Can life get any better... ?
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Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
« Reply #28 on: August 21, 2008, 11:13:40 PM »
I still see no hot Ivy hentai. Thread fails.  :'(

ivy sucks

talim :bow

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Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
« Reply #29 on: August 21, 2008, 11:31:05 PM »
no wai
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Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
« Reply #30 on: August 21, 2008, 11:38:33 PM »
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Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
« Reply #31 on: August 21, 2008, 11:41:21 PM »
http://ca.

Is still the best ending ever for a fighting game.

And the Lol-worthy N64 version (because the shitty system couldn't show fmv)

http://ca.
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Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
« Reply #32 on: August 21, 2008, 11:44:48 PM »
http://ca.

Is still the best ending ever for a fighting game.

And the Lol-worthy N64 version (because the shitty system couldn't show fmv)

http://ca.
Yes it is. :D
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Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
« Reply #33 on: August 22, 2008, 03:16:37 AM »
http://ca.

Is still the best ending ever for a fighting game.

And the Lol-worthy N64 version (because the shitty system couldn't show fmv)

http://ca.

I cannot watch youtube from my work... But i suppose, this is the Kano-falling.down-the-cliff-ending, isn't it?
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Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
« Reply #34 on: August 22, 2008, 08:03:44 AM »
GET IT RIGHT, JAREK
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Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
« Reply #35 on: August 22, 2008, 08:26:17 AM »
http://ca.

Is still the best ending ever for a fighting game.

And the Lol-worthy N64 version (because the shitty system couldn't show fmv)

http://ca.

I cannot watch youtube from my work... But i suppose, this is the Kano-falling.down-the-cliff-ending, isn't it?

ALUUBABAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

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Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
« Reply #36 on: August 22, 2008, 08:42:03 AM »
GET IT RIGHT, JAREK


THERE IS NO KNOWLEDGE THAT IS NOT POWER....  :maf
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Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
« Reply #37 on: August 22, 2008, 04:37:36 PM »
There's a demo for this on XBL today (probably PS3 too)

It has Cassandra and Nightmare
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Re: Can we discuss Soul Calibur 4's endings?
« Reply #38 on: August 23, 2008, 01:13:37 PM »
Holy shit.  Those MK4 endings are terrible.  I love how they're like, gyrating in place.  I know its their fighting stance or whatever, but it looks pretty loltacular.