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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: demi on November 21, 2006, 12:01:09 AM

Title: Renting cloudwalking out; apply within
Post by: demi on November 21, 2006, 12:01:09 AM: We've talked about it, and decided that in order to meet the demand this Christmas, she would be willing to be rented out to anyone willing to purchase her. We're thinking $500-600 for a month.

I accept paypal.
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Post by: Boogie on November 21, 2006, 12:02:00 AM: I think I can spare the cash.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 21, 2006, 12:03:17 AM: Boogie finally breaks down and buys a prostitute
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Post by: cloudwalking on November 21, 2006, 12:04:54 AM: Quote from: Willco on November 21, 2006, 12:03:17 AM
Boogie finally breaks down and buys a prostitute

oh, it's on now :punch

demi :heartbeat
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Post by: Boogie on November 21, 2006, 12:05:44 AM: Quote from: Willco on November 21, 2006, 12:03:17 AM
Boogie finally breaks down and buys a prostitute

hey, $600 for a MONTH? That's a steal.
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Post by: Error Macro on November 21, 2006, 12:07:38 AM: Even at $600 a month, that's only twenty dollars a day. Not a bad deal.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 21, 2006, 12:12:19 AM: Yeah, personally, I think you're underselling her.
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Post by: demi on November 21, 2006, 12:13:44 AM: Of course a jew would tell me that
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Post by: TVC15 on November 21, 2006, 12:17:30 AM: Uh oh. I bet Bz sells one of his 20 PS3s and buys you for a YEAR.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 21, 2006, 12:19:35 AM: If I bought a woman I'd use Pretty Woman as my blueprint
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Post by: brawndolicious on November 21, 2006, 12:27:04 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 21, 2006, 12:19:35 AM
If I bought a woman I'd use Pretty Woman as my blueprint
what the fuck does that mean?
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 21, 2006, 12:27:40 AM: I would make her classy and we'd have expensive candle lit dinners
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Post by: drozmight on November 21, 2006, 12:34:37 AM: I'd need to read the tos first.
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Post by: brawndolicious on November 21, 2006, 12:51:18 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 21, 2006, 12:27:40 AM
I would make her classy and we'd have expensive candle lit dinners
At Olive Garden.
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Post by: TVC15 on November 21, 2006, 01:09:38 AM: Cloudwalking, do you like spankings?
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Post by: cloudwalking on November 21, 2006, 01:19:02 AM: Quote from: TVC 15 on November 21, 2006, 01:09:38 AM
Cloudwalking, do you like spankings?

as long as demi sees the money i'm up for whatever
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Post by: demi on November 21, 2006, 01:25:31 AM: She's a dedicated person.
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 21, 2006, 01:28:05 AM: I admire your work ethic, Cloudwalking.
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Post by: Mupepe on November 21, 2006, 01:29:47 AM: So you'd be up for spooning too? No sex, just spooning.

I'd pay extra for it too.
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Post by: BlackMage on November 21, 2006, 01:53:49 AM: ok i'm putting my money in this pot. No sex required.
(http://www.albertelli.com/photoarchive/Random_2002/dishwasher-016_medium.jpg)
(http://edweb.tusd.k12.az.us/sped/images/reallifephotos/Vacuum%20Cleaner.jpg)
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Post by: Vizzys on November 21, 2006, 01:57:54 AM: The price of 1 PS3 a month? SONY FANS KNOW BETTER.
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Post by: Mupepe on November 21, 2006, 02:42:46 AM: Quote from: Viz on November 21, 2006, 01:57:54 AM
The price of 1 PS3 a month? SONY FANS KNOW BETTER.

Apparently it's demi's plan to slow down the sale of PS3's.
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Post by: G The Resurrected on November 21, 2006, 02:56:22 AM: Cloud i have a offer

2800 a month + food and room

you french maid outfit, cleaning, laundry

Dont let your whore of a bf Demi sell you for 600 bucks. Meth addicts cant even keep up a habit with 600 a month.
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 21, 2006, 07:44:16 AM: Lolz, I thought you were "fixing" your current relationship, ZomBz... the fuck you need Cloud for? :lol
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Post by: G The Resurrected on November 21, 2006, 07:47:02 AM: I need someone to clean shit up when i'm too busy. She's offering and i can tape it for my secret sessions.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on November 21, 2006, 07:54:10 AM: Quote from: The Dark Shake on November 21, 2006, 07:44:16 AM
Lolz, I thought you were "fixing" your current relationship, ZomBz... the fuck you need Cloud for? :lol

Various body parts to add to his collection. Just like FlameOfCallandor
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 21, 2006, 07:54:50 AM: SECRET.... SESSIONS.... OMIGOD!!!1 :-X :-\
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Post by: G The Resurrected on November 21, 2006, 08:00:15 AM: It puts the lotion on its skin
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Post by: morphix on November 21, 2006, 08:42:42 AM: For $600 cloudwalking better do it with me...

spoiler (click to show/hide)
it being watch anime :-*
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 21, 2006, 11:27:38 AM: Quote from: morphix on November 21, 2006, 08:42:42 AM
For $600 cloudwalking better do it with me...

spoiler (click to show/hide)
it being cosplaying and masturbating to hentai with me.
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Fixed for accuracy. :-*
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Post by: morphix on November 21, 2006, 11:54:45 AM: that would be hot...

:o
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Post by: whiteACID on November 21, 2006, 12:12:46 PM: what the hell is this? you guys are making me sick
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 21, 2006, 12:14:04 PM: shut up and make me a sandwich
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Post by: CajoleJuice on November 21, 2006, 12:14:35 PM: I'd like some pancakes.
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Post by: whiteACID on November 21, 2006, 12:15:15 PM: Seriously I just threw up in my mouth a little...at least it was Pumpkin Pie cheesecake..mmm
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 21, 2006, 12:16:38 PM: A womans' place is in the kitchen, not the internet.
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Post by: Christopher on November 21, 2006, 12:19:30 PM: You can't do the laundry in the kitchen :wag
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Post by: BlueTsunami on November 21, 2006, 12:35:40 PM: Quote from: blackACID on November 21, 2006, 12:15:15 PM
Seriously I just threw up in my mouth a little...at least it was Pumpkin Pie cheesecake..mmm

That sounds hot
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Post by: Human Snorenado on November 21, 2006, 01:01:47 PM: Damn, I'm broke. :(
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Post by: Garnet on November 21, 2006, 01:04:54 PM: Quote from: Christopher on November 21, 2006, 12:19:30 PM
You can't do the laundry in the kitchen :wag
Can In my house!! Washing machine situated under the sink ^-^

I'll buy Cloudwalking! Can't promise I'll give her back thought, and I can't promise she'll want to come back. :-*
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Post by: whiteACID on November 21, 2006, 01:05:52 PM: Quote from: Garnet on November 21, 2006, 01:04:54 PM
I'll buy Cloudwalking! Can't promise I'll give her back thought, and I can't promise she'll want to come back. :-*
:'(
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Post by: Garnet on November 21, 2006, 01:07:16 PM: .....As a present for you! GAWD....if you didn't interupt :(
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Post by: Raguel on November 21, 2006, 01:22:53 PM: I like to buy Cloud. We'll have nice walks and watch romantic movies. We'll go the the animal shelter and look for puppies and kittens to buy. Eerynight we'll eat homecook dinner and I'll massage her feet. And as we head to bed, I will put on my Mage Hat and Robe while casting a level 5 erotica on her. But it will be interrupted as.....Phoenix Dark bursts in! With the rage of a thousand virgins, he challenges me for Cloud's love. We'll have to fight it out like this:
(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n208/H_demiurge/PBF034AD-Shotgun_Settle.jpg)
But with lions and bears. We will trade blows and he will get the upperhand. But before he makes his final strike, we finally understand that it was just a simple misunderstanding as I told him we could share Cloud. We agree and drink our mead to seal the deal. We then get on our motocycles and ride toward the horizon.
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Post by: whiteACID on November 21, 2006, 01:29:44 PM: Quote from: Garnet on November 21, 2006, 01:07:16 PM
.....As a present for you! GAWD....if you didn't interupt :(
I don't believe you bitch!
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Post by: BlueTsunami on November 21, 2006, 01:35:33 PM: Quote from: Raguel on November 21, 2006, 01:22:53 PM
I like to buy Cloud. We'll have nice walks and watch romantic movies. We'll go the the animal shelter and look for puppies and kittens to buy. Eerynight we'll eat homecook dinner and I'll massage her feet. And as we head to bed, I will put on my Mage Hat and Robe while casting a level 5 erotica on her. But it will be interrupted as.....Phoenix Dark bursts in! With the rage of a thousand virgins, he challenges me for Cloud's love. We'll have to fight it out like this:
(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n208/H_demiurge/PBF034AD-Shotgun_Settle.jpg)
But with lions and bears. We will trade blows and he will get the upperhand. But before he makes his final strike, we finally understand that it was just a simple misunderstanding as I told him we could share Cloud. We agree and drink our mead to seal the deal. We then get on our motocycles and ride toward the horizon.

:elephant :elephant :elephant
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Post by: Human Snorenado on November 21, 2006, 01:38:18 PM: Quote from: blackACID on November 21, 2006, 01:29:44 PM
Quote from: Garnet on November 21, 2006, 01:07:16 PM
.....As a present for you! GAWD....if you didn't interupt :(
I don't believe you bitch!

Wait, if Garnet buys Cloud are the three of you gonna make out? Cause if so, I'll throw in $20 to the Garnet buys Cloud Fund if there's some sort of documentation.
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 21, 2006, 04:51:53 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on November 21, 2006, 12:16:38 PM
A womans' place is in the kitchen, not the internet.

Corny gets realer with every post. :elephant
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Post by: DJ_Tet on November 21, 2006, 06:03:34 PM: I want to buy blackACID. Is tree fiddy enough?
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Post by: demi on November 21, 2006, 06:15:09 PM: You can trade her for a pack of smokes
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Post by: whiteACID on November 21, 2006, 06:15:58 PM: for an hour maybe
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 21, 2006, 06:16:51 PM: Blow up that INBOX, ya dig? :drool
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 21, 2006, 06:18:22 PM: Damn, $350 for an hour?
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 21, 2006, 06:20:16 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on November 21, 2006, 06:18:22 PM
Damn, $350 for an hour?

WHAT? THOSE ARE MUPEPE PRICES, GOT DAMNIT!!!! >:(
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Post by: whiteACID on November 21, 2006, 06:24:32 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on November 21, 2006, 06:18:22 PM
Damn, $350 for an hour?
No, that's just a special discount for the holidays.
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 21, 2006, 06:26:00 PM: Oh word, how long are these prices in effect for?
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Post by: whiteACID on November 21, 2006, 06:28:26 PM: The end of January :-*
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Post by: DJ_Tet on November 21, 2006, 06:30:18 PM: For that price can I spank your ass and call you mommy?
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 21, 2006, 06:31:40 PM: Quote from: blackACID on November 21, 2006, 06:28:26 PM
The end of January :-*

:hyper

*opens a savings account*