Author Topic: Renting cloudwalking out; apply within (Read 5412 times)

demi · « **on:** November 21, 2006, 12:01:09 AM »

We've talked about it, and decided that in order to meet the demand this Christmas, she would be willing to be rented out to anyone willing to purchase her. We're thinking $500-600 for a month.

I accept paypal.

Boogie · « **Reply #1 on:** November 21, 2006, 12:02:00 AM »

I think I can spare the cash.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** November 21, 2006, 12:03:17 AM »

Boogie finally breaks down and buys a prostitute

cloudwalking · « **Reply #3 on:** November 21, 2006, 12:04:54 AM »

Quote from: Willco on November 21, 2006, 12:03:17 AM

Boogie finally breaks down and buys a prostitute

oh, it's on now

demi

Boogie · « **Reply #4 on:** November 21, 2006, 12:05:44 AM »

Quote from: Willco on November 21, 2006, 12:03:17 AM

Boogie finally breaks down and buys a prostitute

hey, $600 for a MONTH? That's a steal.

Error Macro · « **Reply #5 on:** November 21, 2006, 12:07:38 AM »

Even at $600 a month, that's only twenty dollars a day. Not a bad deal.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6 on:** November 21, 2006, 12:12:19 AM »

Yeah, personally, I think you're underselling her.

demi · « **Reply #7 on:** November 21, 2006, 12:13:44 AM »

Of course a jew would tell me that

TVC15 · « **Reply #8 on:** November 21, 2006, 12:17:30 AM »

Uh oh. I bet Bz sells one of his 20 PS3s and buys you for a YEAR.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9 on:** November 21, 2006, 12:19:35 AM »

If I bought a woman I'd use Pretty Woman as my blueprint

brawndolicious · « **Reply #10 on:** November 21, 2006, 12:27:04 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 21, 2006, 12:19:35 AM

If I bought a woman I'd use Pretty Woman as my blueprint

what the fuck does that mean?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11 on:** November 21, 2006, 12:27:40 AM »

I would make her classy and we'd have expensive candle lit dinners

drozmight · « **Reply #12 on:** November 21, 2006, 12:34:37 AM »

I'd need to read the tos first.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #13 on:** November 21, 2006, 12:51:18 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 21, 2006, 12:27:40 AM

I would make her classy and we'd have expensive candle lit dinners

At Olive Garden.

TVC15 · « **Reply #14 on:** November 21, 2006, 01:09:38 AM »

Cloudwalking, do you like spankings?

cloudwalking · « **Reply #15 on:** November 21, 2006, 01:19:02 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on November 21, 2006, 01:09:38 AM

Cloudwalking, do you like spankings?

as long as demi sees the money i'm up for whatever

demi · « **Reply #16 on:** November 21, 2006, 01:25:31 AM »

She's a dedicated person.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #17 on:** November 21, 2006, 01:28:05 AM »

I admire your work ethic, Cloudwalking.

Mupepe · « **Reply #18 on:** November 21, 2006, 01:29:47 AM »

So you'd be up for spooning too? No sex, just spooning.

I'd pay extra for it too.

BlackMage · « **Reply #19 on:** November 21, 2006, 01:53:49 AM »

ok i'm putting my money in this pot. No sex required.

Vizzys · « **Reply #20 on:** November 21, 2006, 01:57:54 AM »

The price of 1 PS3 a month? SONY FANS KNOW BETTER.

Mupepe · « **Reply #21 on:** November 21, 2006, 02:42:46 AM »

Quote from: Viz on November 21, 2006, 01:57:54 AM

The price of 1 PS3 a month? SONY FANS KNOW BETTER.

Apparently it's demi's plan to slow down the sale of PS3's.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #22 on:** November 21, 2006, 02:56:22 AM »

Cloud i have a offer

2800 a month + food and room

you french maid outfit, cleaning, laundry

Dont let your whore of a bf Demi sell you for 600 bucks. Meth addicts cant even keep up a habit with 600 a month.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #23 on:** November 21, 2006, 07:44:16 AM »

Lolz, I thought you were "fixing" your current relationship, ZomBz... the fuck you need Cloud for?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #24 on:** November 21, 2006, 07:47:02 AM »

I need someone to clean shit up when i'm too busy. She's offering and i can tape it for my secret sessions.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #25 on:** November 21, 2006, 07:54:10 AM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on November 21, 2006, 07:44:16 AM

Lolz, I thought you were "fixing" your current relationship, ZomBz... the fuck you need Cloud for?

Various body parts to add to his collection. Just like FlameOfCallandor

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #26 on:** November 21, 2006, 07:54:50 AM »

SECRET.... SESSIONS.... OMIGOD!!!1

$:-\$

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #27 on:** November 21, 2006, 08:00:15 AM »

It puts the lotion on its skin

morphix · « **Reply #28 on:** November 21, 2006, 08:42:42 AM »

For $600 cloudwalking better do it with me...

spoiler (click to show/hide)

it being watch anime

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The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #29 on:** November 21, 2006, 11:27:38 AM »

Quote from: morphix on November 21, 2006, 08:42:42 AM

For $600 cloudwalking better do it with me...

spoiler (click to show/hide)
it being cosplaying and masturbating to hentai with me.
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Fixed for accuracy.

morphix · « **Reply #30 on:** November 21, 2006, 11:54:45 AM »

that would be hot...

whiteACID · « **Reply #31 on:** November 21, 2006, 12:12:46 PM »

what the hell is this? you guys are making me sick

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #32 on:** November 21, 2006, 12:14:04 PM »

shut up and make me a sandwich

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #33 on:** November 21, 2006, 12:14:35 PM »

I'd like some pancakes.

whiteACID · « **Reply #34 on:** November 21, 2006, 12:15:15 PM »

Seriously I just threw up in my mouth a little...at least it was Pumpkin Pie cheesecake..mmm

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #35 on:** November 21, 2006, 12:16:38 PM »

A womans' place is in the kitchen, not the internet.

Christopher · « **Reply #36 on:** November 21, 2006, 12:19:30 PM »

You can't do the laundry in the kitchen

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #37 on:** November 21, 2006, 12:35:40 PM »

Quote from: blackACID on November 21, 2006, 12:15:15 PM

Seriously I just threw up in my mouth a little...at least it was Pumpkin Pie cheesecake..mmm

That sounds hot

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #38 on:** November 21, 2006, 01:01:47 PM »

Damn, I'm broke.

Garnet · « **Reply #39 on:** November 21, 2006, 01:04:54 PM »

Quote from: Christopher on November 21, 2006, 12:19:30 PM

You can't do the laundry in the kitchen

Can In my house!! Washing machine situated under the sink ^-^

I'll buy Cloudwalking! Can't promise I'll give her back thought, and I can't promise she'll want to come back.

whiteACID · « **Reply #40 on:** November 21, 2006, 01:05:52 PM »

Quote from: Garnet on November 21, 2006, 01:04:54 PM

I'll buy Cloudwalking! Can't promise I'll give her back thought, and I can't promise she'll want to come back.

:'(

Garnet · « **Reply #41 on:** November 21, 2006, 01:07:16 PM »

.....As a present for you! GAWD....if you didn't interupt

Raguel · « **Reply #42 on:** November 21, 2006, 01:22:53 PM »

I like to buy Cloud. We'll have nice walks and watch romantic movies. We'll go the the animal shelter and look for puppies and kittens to buy. Eerynight we'll eat homecook dinner and I'll massage her feet. And as we head to bed, I will put on my Mage Hat and Robe while casting a level 5 erotica on her. But it will be interrupted as.....Phoenix Dark bursts in! With the rage of a thousand virgins, he challenges me for Cloud's love. We'll have to fight it out like this:

But with lions and bears. We will trade blows and he will get the upperhand. But before he makes his final strike, we finally understand that it was just a simple misunderstanding as I told him we could share Cloud. We agree and drink our mead to seal the deal. We then get on our motocycles and ride toward the horizon.

whiteACID · « **Reply #43 on:** November 21, 2006, 01:29:44 PM »

Quote from: Garnet on November 21, 2006, 01:07:16 PM

.....As a present for you! GAWD....if you didn't interupt

I don't believe you bitch!

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #44 on:** November 21, 2006, 01:35:33 PM »

Quote from: Raguel on November 21, 2006, 01:22:53 PM

I like to buy Cloud. We'll have nice walks and watch romantic movies. We'll go the the animal shelter and look for puppies and kittens to buy. Eerynight we'll eat homecook dinner and I'll massage her feet. And as we head to bed, I will put on my Mage Hat and Robe while casting a level 5 erotica on her. But it will be interrupted as.....Phoenix Dark bursts in! With the rage of a thousand virgins, he challenges me for Cloud's love. We'll have to fight it out like this:
(Image removed from quote.)
But with lions and bears. We will trade blows and he will get the upperhand. But before he makes his final strike, we finally understand that it was just a simple misunderstanding as I told him we could share Cloud. We agree and drink our mead to seal the deal. We then get on our motocycles and ride toward the horizon.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #45 on:** November 21, 2006, 01:38:18 PM »

Quote from: blackACID on November 21, 2006, 01:29:44 PM

Quote from: Garnet on November 21, 2006, 01:07:16 PM
.....As a present for you! GAWD....if you didn't interupt
I don't believe you bitch!

Wait, if Garnet buys Cloud are the three of you gonna make out? Cause if so, I'll throw in $20 to the Garnet buys Cloud Fund if there's some sort of documentation.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #46 on:** November 21, 2006, 04:51:53 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on November 21, 2006, 12:16:38 PM

A womans' place is in the kitchen, not the internet.

Corny gets realer with every post.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #47 on:** November 21, 2006, 06:03:34 PM »

I want to buy blackACID. Is tree fiddy enough?

demi · « **Reply #48 on:** November 21, 2006, 06:15:09 PM »

You can trade her for a pack of smokes

whiteACID · « **Reply #49 on:** November 21, 2006, 06:15:58 PM »

for an hour maybe

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #50 on:** November 21, 2006, 06:16:51 PM »

Blow up that INBOX, ya dig?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #51 on:** November 21, 2006, 06:18:22 PM »

Damn, $350 for an hour?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #52 on:** November 21, 2006, 06:20:16 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on November 21, 2006, 06:18:22 PM

Damn, $350 for an hour?

WHAT? THOSE ARE MUPEPE PRICES, GOT DAMNIT!!!!

whiteACID · « **Reply #53 on:** November 21, 2006, 06:24:32 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on November 21, 2006, 06:18:22 PM

Damn, $350 for an hour?

No, that's just a special discount for the holidays.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #54 on:** November 21, 2006, 06:26:00 PM »

Oh word, how long are these prices in effect for?

whiteACID · « **Reply #55 on:** November 21, 2006, 06:28:26 PM »

The end of January

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #56 on:** November 21, 2006, 06:30:18 PM »

For that price can I spank your ass and call you mommy?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #57 on:** November 21, 2006, 06:31:40 PM »

Quote from: blackACID on November 21, 2006, 06:28:26 PM

The end of January

*opens a savings account*

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Author Topic: Renting cloudwalking out; apply within (Read 5412 times)