General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Phoenix Dark on September 16, 2008, 04:01:22 PM
Title: Clerks 2: What happens when The Internet creates an after school special
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 16, 2008, 04:01:22 PM
Seriously, the movie is like a serious Saved by the Bell episode, keeping the cheesy soundtrack in place while adding humor frat and nerd boys can identify with. I thought it was hilarious though but god dammit, that jail scene/monologue bullshit after the donkey climax (lolz) went on fooooreeever.
Elias :-\ :lol that struck a little too close to home. Pillow Pants :lol
generous 7/10 since it was funnah
Title: Re: Clerks 2: What happens when The Internet creates an after school special
Post by: Bacon on September 16, 2008, 04:17:02 PM
The dance segment was gay as fuck.
Title: Re: Clerks 2: What happens when The Internet creates an after school special
Post by: Vizzys on September 16, 2008, 04:19:20 PM
transformers were a total slight against god
Title: Re: Clerks 2: What happens when The Internet creates an after school special
Post by: Positive Touch on September 16, 2008, 04:20:14 PM
watching rosario dawson dance is never gay
Title: Re: Clerks 2: What happens when The Internet creates an after school special
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 16, 2008, 04:23:00 PM
*after the movie* me: i love how he just ruins a chick's life and never resolves the issue with her brother: she was ugly tho me: yea, how could anyone pick that skeleton over Rosario? roommate: but would you rather have Rosario or a chick with an over-sized clit? brother: ... me: Rosario... roommate: over an over sized clit? i dunno
smh
Title: Re: Clerks 2: What happens when The Internet creates an after school special
Post by: Eel O'Brian on September 16, 2008, 05:08:40 PM
the first clerks isn't very good, either
his best movie is
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Title: Re: Clerks 2: What happens when The Internet creates an after school special
Post by: Tauntaun on September 16, 2008, 05:10:08 PM
Title: Re: Clerks 2: What happens when The Internet creates an after school special
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 16, 2008, 05:15:28 PM
It is the typical Kevin Smith garbage. It is why I have no faith in Zack and Miri Make a Porno. You've seen one Kevin Smith movie, you've seen them all.
I saw it and the only time I laughed was when that one kid said, "You can make fun of Jesus, just don't make fun of Lord of the Rings."
Rosario doesn't save it. Besides, you can see her tits in Alexander.
Title: Re: Clerks 2: What happens when The Internet creates an after school special
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 16, 2008, 05:22:05 PM
What the fuck, my spoilers are broken again! Fuck Firefox!
lol
Title: Re: Clerks 2: What happens when The Internet creates an after school special
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on September 16, 2008, 06:52:09 PM
That jail scene is soooooooo fucking bad. It's just back and forth with the same garbage.
"We need to grow up!" "I thought you were my friend!" "We need to grow up!" "I thought you were my friend!" "We need to grow up!" "I thought you were my friend!" "We need to grow up!" "I thought you were my friend!" "We need to grow up!" "I thought you were my friend!" "We need to grow up!" "I thought you were my friend!"
Kevin Smith fucking blows.
Title: Re: Clerks 2: What happens when The Internet creates an after school special
Post by: Greatness Gone on September 16, 2008, 06:56:07 PM
This movie was so stupid. Man on donkey sex? Really?
Title: Re: Clerks 2: What happens when The Internet creates an after school special
Post by: fistfulofmetal on September 16, 2008, 07:56:26 PM