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Phoenix Dark

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Clerks 2: What happens when The Internet creates an after school special
« on: September 16, 2008, 04:01:22 PM »
Seriously, the movie is like a serious Saved by the Bell episode, keeping the cheesy soundtrack in place while adding humor frat and nerd boys can identify with. I thought it was hilarious though but god dammit, that jail scene/monologue bullshit after the donkey climax (lolz) went on fooooreeever.

Elias  :-\ :lol
that struck a little too close to home. Pillow Pants  :lol


generous 7/10 since it was funnah
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Bacon

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Re: Clerks 2: What happens when The Internet creates an after school special
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2008, 04:17:02 PM »
The dance segment was gay as fuck.
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Vizzys

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Re: Clerks 2: What happens when The Internet creates an after school special
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2008, 04:19:20 PM »
transformers were a total slight against god
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Positive Touch

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Re: Clerks 2: What happens when The Internet creates an after school special
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2008, 04:20:14 PM »
watching rosario dawson dance is never gay
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Clerks 2: What happens when The Internet creates an after school special
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2008, 04:23:00 PM »
Quote from: Positive Touch on September 16, 2008, 04:20:14 PM
watching rosario dawson dance is never gay

I watched the movie with my roommate last night

*after the movie*
me: i love how he just ruins a chick's life and never resolves the issue with her
brother: she was ugly tho
me: yea, how could anyone pick that skeleton over Rosario?
roommate: but would you rather have Rosario or a chick with an over-sized clit?
brother: ...
me: Rosario...
roommate: over an over sized clit? i dunno

smh
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Eel O'Brian

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Re: Clerks 2: What happens when The Internet creates an after school special
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2008, 05:08:40 PM »
the first clerks isn't very good, either

his best movie is

spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Tauntaun

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Re: Clerks 2: What happens when The Internet creates an after school special
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2008, 05:10:08 PM »
Quote from: Eel O'Brian on September 16, 2008, 05:08:40 PM
the first clerks isn't very good, either

his best movie is

spoiler (click to show/hide)
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I see what you did there.
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Olivia Wilde Homo

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Re: Clerks 2: What happens when The Internet creates an after school special
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2008, 05:15:28 PM »
It is the typical Kevin Smith garbage.  It is why I have no faith in Zack and Miri Make a Porno.  You've seen one Kevin Smith movie, you've seen them all.

I saw it and the only time I laughed was when that one kid said, "You can make fun of Jesus, just don't make fun of Lord of the Rings."

Rosario doesn't save it.  Besides, you can see her tits in Alexander.
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Re: Clerks 2: What happens when The Internet creates an after school special
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2008, 05:22:05 PM »
Quote from: ParticleReality on September 16, 2008, 05:11:07 PM
What the fuck, my spoilers are broken again! Fuck Firefox!

lol
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BobFromPikeCreek

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Re: Clerks 2: What happens when The Internet creates an after school special
« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2008, 06:52:09 PM »
That jail scene is soooooooo fucking bad. It's just back and forth with the same garbage.

"We need to grow up!"
"I thought you were my friend!"
"We need to grow up!"
"I thought you were my friend!"
"We need to grow up!"
"I thought you were my friend!"
"We need to grow up!"
"I thought you were my friend!"
"We need to grow up!"
"I thought you were my friend!"
"We need to grow up!"
"I thought you were my friend!"


Kevin Smith fucking blows.
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Greatness Gone

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Re: Clerks 2: What happens when The Internet creates an after school special
« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2008, 06:56:07 PM »
This movie was so stupid. Man on donkey sex? Really?
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fistfulofmetal

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Re: Clerks 2: What happens when The Internet creates an after school special
« Reply #11 on: September 16, 2008, 07:56:26 PM »
even the fuckin' tree's walked in that movie
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