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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Bocsius on September 17, 2008, 03:49:02 PM

Title: The cake is a lie. :(
Post by: Bocsius on September 17, 2008, 03:49:02 PM
My office celebrates birthdays once each month with cake. Someone brought in the cake this morning, so all day I've been operating under the mindset that this is cake day.

It dawned on me a few minutes ago that today is Wednesday, and the monthly observation is always on the third Thursday.

I need cake.

 :gun


 :(
Title: Re: The cake is a lie. :(
Post by: Tauntaun on September 17, 2008, 03:51:51 PM
Get an apple pie from BK after work today!  :hyper  Mmmmmm, BK apple pies.  :drool :drool
Title: Re: The cake is a lie. :(
Post by: Bocsius on September 17, 2008, 03:53:07 PM
I had a Reese's cup.


It's not cake.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 17, 2008, 03:59:24 PM
Someone made a coffee cake and put it in the teacher's lounge this morning.

Sooo good.
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Post by: Tauntaun on September 17, 2008, 04:06:48 PM
u fat?

u mad?
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Post by: Tauntaun on September 17, 2008, 04:11:56 PM
u fat?

u mad?

u rad?

u f ag?
Title: Re: The cake is a lie. :(
Post by: Bocsius on September 17, 2008, 04:13:00 PM
I'm trying to gain weight, actually.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 17, 2008, 04:19:29 PM
tauntaun has a great all-protein diet

Title: Re: The cake is a lie. :(
Post by: Tauntaun on September 17, 2008, 04:24:11 PM
tauntaun has a great all-protein diet



It's how I stay sexy and am able to cum for a whole minute!   :pimp
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Post by: demi on September 17, 2008, 07:14:19 PM
I'm trying to gain weight, actually.

Keep on eatin
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Post by: Bildi on September 17, 2008, 07:58:45 PM
I just had birthday cake.  We have a whole four people working in the office so cake doesn't come around too often.

There was cream too. :heart
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Post by: Powerslave on September 17, 2008, 08:17:18 PM
My father was killed by a cake, fuck cakes.
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Post by: Bildi on September 17, 2008, 09:14:28 PM
What sort of cake?
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Post by: E-DuB on September 17, 2008, 09:33:15 PM
The most evil cake in the world no doubt
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Post by: muckhole on September 17, 2008, 09:33:30 PM
My father was killed by a cake, fuck cakes.

 :lol
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Post by: Powerslave on September 17, 2008, 09:34:06 PM
He was Vietnamese.
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Post by: Bildi on September 17, 2008, 09:48:41 PM
One day, they'll make a movie about it.  Kind of like Apocalypse Now, but with cake.
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Post by: Powerslave on September 17, 2008, 09:50:40 PM
I want the underwater fight scene between my father and the cake to be filmed in IMAX.
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Post by: Reb on September 18, 2008, 06:25:11 AM
I had pie today.
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Post by: Tieno on September 18, 2008, 06:53:37 AM
tauntaun has a great all-protein diet



It's how I stay sexy and am able to cum for a whole minute!   :pimp
Your cum must be full of protein from all the protein you eat.  :drool
Title: Re: The cake is a lie. :(
Post by: Bildi on September 18, 2008, 08:15:33 AM
I want the underwater fight scene between my father and the cake to be filmed in IMAX.

As long as they don't do CG cake or some shit like that.
Title: Re: The cake is a lie. :(
Post by: Powerslave on September 18, 2008, 08:49:07 AM
No man they're gonna bring a real-life cake to the set, I will make sure of this.
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Post by: Bocsius on September 18, 2008, 09:35:14 AM
Today is Thursday.

Let them eat cake.
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Post by: muckhole on September 18, 2008, 09:37:36 AM
Watch them bring pie.
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Post by: tiesto on September 18, 2008, 10:02:28 AM
tauntaun has a great all-protein diet



It's how I stay sexy and am able to cum for a whole minute!   :pimp
Your cum must be full of protein from all the protein you eat.  :drool

I don't wanna know how bad your farts smell like, Tauntaun  :-X
Title: Re: The cake is a lie. :(
Post by: Tauntaun on September 18, 2008, 12:02:41 PM
tauntaun has a great all-protein diet



It's how I stay sexy and am able to cum for a whole minute!   :pimp
Your cum must be full of protein from all the protein you eat.  :drool

I don't wanna know how bad your farts smell like, Tauntaun  :-X

Tieno: It's like liquid meat cum.  :-*

Tiesto: My brother in law is like that, he eats basically nothing but meat, doesn't really eat vegetables at all and man we he unloads on the toilet, nasty.  I whip out the flamethrower and PURGE!  :lol
Title: Re: The cake is a lie. :(
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 18, 2008, 01:53:55 PM
When I was in grad school, our secretary would always make two cakes a month for birthdays. One of those cakes would always be a Jello cake...

Now, Jello cake is a very white trash kind of cake, what with it being a mixture of white cake mix and Jello powder, and having Cool Whip on top of it, but OMG ITS SO GOOD.
Title: Re: The cake is a lie. :(
Post by: muckhole on September 18, 2008, 06:42:00 PM
Now, Jello cake is a very white trash kind of cake, what with it being a mixture of white cake mix and Jello powder, and having Cool Whip on top of it, but OMG ITS SO GOOD.

Hmmm. That actually sounds pretty good.
Title: Re: The cake is a lie. :(
Post by: Bildi on September 19, 2008, 01:23:20 AM
No man they're gonna bring a real-life cake to the set, I will make sure of this.

Awesome. :hyper

The last thing I want is this to be fucked up like they did with Yoda.