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Post by: Borys on September 19, 2008, 03:47:45 PM
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Title: Re: FUCK LIFE or Friday Night Drunk Thread
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 19, 2008, 03:49:45 PM
sounds bad, buy some scotch
Title: Re: FUCK LIFE or Friday Night Drunk Thread
Post by: TVC15 on September 19, 2008, 03:50:54 PM
Sucks about the fiancee.  Time to get an axe and give her a footlong cunt.
Title: Re: FUCK LIFE or Friday Night Drunk Thread
Post by: Eel O'Brian on September 19, 2008, 03:54:09 PM
hide your phone while you're drinking

don't use it, don't answer it

there is nothing quite like the feeling of horror when you wake up after a legendary drunk and the first thing you remember is making that call

so heed these words, hide that fucking phone
Title: Re: FUCK LIFE or Friday Night Drunk Thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 19, 2008, 03:54:27 PM
ouch.  Why did she leave if you don't mind me asking? 
Title: Re: FUCK LIFE or Friday Night Drunk Thread
Post by: Reb on September 19, 2008, 03:57:19 PM
Fucked up, call a friend, go to a bar.
Title: Re: FUCK LIFE or Friday Night Drunk Thread
Post by: demi on September 19, 2008, 03:57:26 PM
I knew it wouldnt last. Borys comes across as aggressive, someone who demands to be in control. Very controlling. Sort of like Jarosh and Cloudwalking. I bet Borys fiancee has marks on her face.
Title: Re: FUCK LIFE or Friday Night Drunk Thread
Post by: Eel O'Brian on September 19, 2008, 04:04:55 PM
you said tak and she said nie
Title: Re: FUCK LIFE or Friday Night Drunk Thread
Post by: demi on September 19, 2008, 04:06:17 PM
She probably wants to be with someone who has a real monitor
Title: Re: FUCK LIFE or Friday Night Drunk Thread
Post by: Eel O'Brian on September 19, 2008, 04:07:00 PM
she said consoles > pc and that shit was ON
Title: Re: FUCK LIFE or Friday Night Drunk Thread
Post by: demi on September 19, 2008, 04:10:05 PM
LOL
Title: Re: FUCK LIFE or Friday Night Drunk Thread
Post by: Eel O'Brian on September 19, 2008, 04:11:54 PM
seems you have well and truly fucked up

stomped wedding dress?  CHECK

pushed fiancee out?  CHECK

jerking off to mass effect in empty apartment at 3 am while tear rolls slowly down cheek?  CHECK

forget drinking, you need to be assembling an apology emergency kit posthaste
Title: Re: FUCK LIFE or Friday Night Drunk Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 19, 2008, 04:12:50 PM
and that's why...you don't marry a pole
Title: Re: FUCK LIFE or Friday Night Drunk Thread
Post by: jobber on September 19, 2008, 04:13:08 PM
- i didn't get a salary letter nor a bonus this year
- my fiancee went today, without my knowledge, to cancel our wedding
- we had a quarrel about it an hour before... she has left to her mothers
- i drank 0.5 liters of Finlandia Lime Fusion since that
- i spent 11 hours in work today, 13 this tuesday

wow, did this week suck or what

:gun demi

:hump tauntaun

man up
Title: Re: FUCK LIFE or Friday Night Drunk Thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 19, 2008, 04:14:17 PM
apologize for liking halo 2
Title: Re: FUCK LIFE or Friday Night Drunk Thread
Post by: TVC15 on September 19, 2008, 04:14:35 PM
The inside of your head must look like a Polish movie poster, Borys.
Title: Re: FUCK LIFE or Friday Night Drunk Thread
Post by: Eel O'Brian on September 19, 2008, 04:16:12 PM
they won't hurt, either

sounds corny but it isn't the flowers and chocolate, it's the fact that you went out and bought them that means something

also, clean that dress up best you can or take it to the cleaners

also, write her a letter of apology and lie your ass off

also, apologize to her in front of her parents, that's impressive

i wouldn't go much further than that right now or you will come off looking weak and desperate
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: TVC15 on September 19, 2008, 04:18:29 PM
Forget Eel, Borys.  It's time to embrace your destiny and bow at the church of cock.  YOu are definitely going gay.
Title: Re: FUCK LIFE or Friday Night Drunk Thread
Post by: Tauntaun on September 19, 2008, 04:19:35 PM
Oh well. Tauntaun would never treat you like that.

DAMN RIGHT!









I'm really really sorry dude.  Seriously.   :'(
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: Tieno on September 19, 2008, 04:19:40 PM
 :ussrcry
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: Eel O'Brian on September 19, 2008, 04:20:02 PM
also, apologize to her in front of her parents, that's impressive

thats fucking hard believe me especially a month before the now almost cancelled wedding

god thank the priest

then it will be especially impressive

just say you're sorry, be sincere, but do not grovel
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: jiji on September 19, 2008, 04:20:26 PM
Edit: n/m.
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: T-Short on September 19, 2008, 04:20:43 PM
lol
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: Tauntaun on September 19, 2008, 04:22:17 PM
(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/SlinkyT82/cat_hippo.gif)

You need time to think first.  Don't call, or go over there drunk.

This.
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 19, 2008, 04:22:49 PM
you are an intelligent bunch evilborians

what does this say to you:

it's friday night, i'm sitting alone at home, drunk, posting on a video gaming message board, a month before my (cancelled?) wdding while my fiancee that i know for 6 years is crying at her moms place

wow, am i fucked or what

fuck

this is one of the greatest posts i have ever seen holy shit
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: patrickula on September 19, 2008, 04:24:10 PM
Wow that sucks.  Sorry dude  :'(

Get your sleep.  Give her some space for now if she's trying to get it.  When you can, apologize and say what needs to be said, but no, don't grovel.
If it's not going to work out, at least you didn't get married before it went to shit  :-\
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: TVC15 on September 19, 2008, 04:24:27 PM
you are an intelligent bunch evilborians

what does this say to you:

it's friday night, i'm sitting alone at home, drunk, posting on a video gaming message board, a month before my (cancelled?) wdding while my fiancee that i know for 6 years is crying at her moms place

wow, am i fucked or what

fuck

this is one of the greatest posts i have ever seen holy shit

You're only saying that because his problems make yours look tiny in comparison.
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: Eel O'Brian on September 19, 2008, 04:25:24 PM
You need time to think first.  Don't call, or go over there drunk.

HIDE THAT FUCKING PHONE

get shit together, then go apologize
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 19, 2008, 04:26:01 PM
you are an intelligent bunch evilborians

what does this say to you:

it's friday night, i'm sitting alone at home, drunk, posting on a video gaming message board, a month before my (cancelled?) wdding while my fiancee that i know for 6 years is crying at her moms place

wow, am i fucked or what

fuck

this is one of the greatest posts i have ever seen holy shit

You're only saying that because his problems make yours look tiny in comparison.

it's more his realization of his position after explaining the scene in the same post that is awesome
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: Tauntaun on September 19, 2008, 04:26:13 PM
Compliments of that Arby's Roast Beef Sandwich guy:

(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/SlinkyT82/taun_hippo.gif)


Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: Eel O'Brian on September 19, 2008, 04:28:02 PM
that is an outstanding gif
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: bud on September 19, 2008, 04:28:46 PM
and she took the car

first she took your car...
... eventually she'll take your pc


Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: Tauntaun on September 19, 2008, 04:30:36 PM
and she took the car

first she took your car...
... eventually she'll take your pc

True dat, sounds like we need a terminator.  :gun

Get some rest dude and don't get drunk tomorrow, you'll need your composure. *hug*
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: Tauntaun on September 19, 2008, 04:33:05 PM
and those fuckers at weork got 10-45% raise

damnit taunbaum marry me

:rofl  I'm already married but you could be a concubine.  :-*
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: hyp on September 19, 2008, 04:34:03 PM
(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/SlinkyT82/girldancing.gif)(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/SlinkyT82/girldancing.gif)(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/SlinkyT82/girldancing.gif)

don't ever change, tauntaun.  :hump
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: Tieno on September 19, 2008, 04:40:15 PM
Go buy a 360, it'll solve a lot of your problems.
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 19, 2008, 04:42:34 PM
Sorry man.  :(
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: demi on September 19, 2008, 04:45:01 PM
i love her but i gotta tell you guys: stompung that dress felt good

LOL
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: bud on September 19, 2008, 04:52:01 PM
borys might just be the first guy ever who felt good after ''stompung'' a dress
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: TVC15 on September 19, 2008, 04:52:12 PM
I really think the logical thing to do here is to drink more, put on the wedding dress, and go to her mom's house and demand that your fiancee make you a pie.
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: Tauntaun on September 19, 2008, 05:08:31 PM
i love her but i gotta tell you guys: stompung that dress felt good

If you really love her then work it out if possible.  :)  First sober up.  wubs.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/SlinkyT82/taun_hippo.gif)

me and you.  :-*
[close]
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: T-Short on September 19, 2008, 05:10:50 PM
epic thread
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: hyp on September 19, 2008, 05:46:39 PM
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

:bow tauntaun
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 19, 2008, 06:31:35 PM
Really, this is what comes of Republicanism.
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 19, 2008, 08:45:25 PM
Compliments of that Arby's Roast Beef Sandwich guy:

(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/SlinkyT82/taun_hippo.gif)




this IS the internet
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 19, 2008, 08:49:17 PM
(http://i35.tinypic.com/34j7hgx.gif)
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 19, 2008, 08:59:25 PM
HE'S CRYING TEARS OF JOY

JOY I TELL YOU
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: pilonv1 on September 19, 2008, 08:59:39 PM
You need time to think first.  Don't call, or go over there drunk.

HIDE THAT FUCKING PHONE

get shit together, then go apologize

this

time to man up borys, take a day to clear your head and then apologise
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 19, 2008, 09:03:43 PM
Don't listen to these pussies, Borys.  You need to go over to her mom's house, knock on the door and be all like...

(http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb219/CajoleJuice/surprisecharlie.gif)
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 19, 2008, 09:37:05 PM
:rofl
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 19, 2008, 09:53:28 PM
(http://i35.tinypic.com/34j7hgx.gif)

Hall of Fame, plz
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: muckhole on September 19, 2008, 10:28:19 PM
Just got back and read this thread. Sorry, Borys.  :'(

Advice wise, everyone here has got you covered*. You can come crash on my couch in Canada if need be.

I really think the logical thing to do here is to drink more, put on the wedding dress, and go to her mom's house and demand that your fiancee make you a pie.

 *:rofl Except for this advice.
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: Grecco on September 19, 2008, 10:33:46 PM
Finlandia
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: Crushed on September 20, 2008, 04:07:22 PM
how do you write "this is a gay porn forum leave him before your sham marriage dissolves" in polish

cuz i'm gonna post that in huge letters for the next time you're drunk
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: TVC15 on September 20, 2008, 04:14:33 PM
Did you stomp on her wedding dress while she was in front of you, because that would have been awesome.  Also, I am still in favor of my previous 12" cunt suggestion.
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: TVC15 on September 20, 2008, 04:18:23 PM
Dude, that was ice cold.  I'm not even sure I could have done that, not without drinking first.
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: Eel O'Brian on September 20, 2008, 04:19:30 PM
her revenge will be the marriage

Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 20, 2008, 04:20:27 PM
holy shit Borys :rofl
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: Eel O'Brian on September 20, 2008, 04:23:02 PM
you can expect to hear about that for the next 30-40 years of your life

good jon, borys
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: demi on September 20, 2008, 04:23:29 PM
Be sure to show us the footprints on the dress

LOL
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: Eel O'Brian on September 20, 2008, 04:27:45 PM
oh no, that's going to be an argument-winning concealed weapon for life

you just don't even know

"but, baby - "

"YOU STOMPED MY FUCKING WEDDING DRESS"

"...okay."
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: TVC15 on September 20, 2008, 04:30:26 PM
oh no, that's going to be an argument-winning concealed weapon for life

you just don't even know

"but, baby - "

"YOU STOMPED MY FUCKING WEDDING DRESS"

"...okay."

This could also come up in the divorce.  Say goodbye to half, or more, of your earnings and possessions. 
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 20, 2008, 04:37:04 PM
You'll have to let her fuck you with a strapon for the marriage to succeed.

Is that why she let you get those glasses?
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: TVC15 on September 20, 2008, 04:38:07 PM
Is that why you got that second anus?
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 20, 2008, 04:39:16 PM
Ya.   :'(

Rygar gave it to me for making fun of his glasses.   :'(
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: TVC15 on September 20, 2008, 04:46:07 PM
I would still give you the shocker, arvie.
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 20, 2008, 04:48:03 PM
I doubt you could now.  it's like the size of a q-tip.   


It's so small the doctors are letting me change it myself now!  :elephant
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: pilonv1 on September 20, 2008, 07:45:34 PM
:bow borys am fuck awesome :bow2
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: muckhole on September 23, 2008, 11:49:42 PM
While it's hardly very timely, I've made my first GIF! With apologies to Borys:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v331/hotgraham/BorysWeddingDress.gif)
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 23, 2008, 11:51:46 PM
 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

muckhole for icon.
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 23, 2008, 11:55:24 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: Positive Touch on September 24, 2008, 01:29:09 AM
oh god @ the hairy mole  :lol
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: demi on September 24, 2008, 01:30:02 AM
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UAHUAHAUHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHAUHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHAUHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHAUHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHAUHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHAUHU
AHUAHUAHUAHUAHAUHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHAUHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHAUHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHAUHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHAUHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHAU
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on September 24, 2008, 01:31:07 AM
While it's hardly very timely, I've made my first GIF! With apologies to Borys:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v331/hotgraham/BorysWeddingDress.gif)
Amazing.
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: Bildi on September 24, 2008, 01:37:47 AM
:rofl Awesome.
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 24, 2008, 01:38:28 AM
:borys


Make it so Willco
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: Yeti on September 24, 2008, 03:13:46 AM
(http://oak.cats.ohiou.edu/~ms322801/evilbore/borys.gif)

I transparencied it up for you.
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: TVC15 on September 24, 2008, 04:08:33 AM
(http://oak.cats.ohiou.edu/~ms322801/evilbore/borys.gif)

I transparencied it up for you.

This is a thing of beauty.  :bow muckhole :bow2
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: Powerslave on September 24, 2008, 07:42:42 AM
How about just the head?
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: DJ_Tet on September 24, 2008, 08:38:38 AM
:kerry


Holy shit, to think I almost didn't read this thread
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: Brehvolution on September 24, 2008, 09:11:52 AM
:rofl
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: muckhole on September 24, 2008, 10:08:35 AM
How about just the head?

Sure thing.

EDIT: Hang on, that's pretty messy. I'll fix it.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v331/hotgraham/ForPowerslave.gif)

EDIT 2: Huh. I can't seem to get rid of those little white splotches. They aren't showing up in Photoshop, and I even tried moving the original images to a colored background. Any experts figure out what's going on?

EDIT 3: WTF now they're gone!
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: Tauntaun on September 24, 2008, 10:10:08 AM
:rofl  Oh no. 

:bow Muckhole :bow2
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: T234 on September 24, 2008, 11:56:36 AM
oh mah gawd at this thread why the hell did I skip it :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: Powerslave on September 24, 2008, 11:59:12 AM
Here's another suggestion, why not make it a still smiley instead of a goofy animated one. Yeah, he twists a little and makes a weird face, very funny, where have we seen corny and unfunny shit like that before? Right, on OA and EB.

Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: muckhole on September 24, 2008, 12:00:51 PM
Man, you sure are hard to please.
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: Tauntaun on September 24, 2008, 12:03:50 PM
Here's another suggestion, why not make it a still smiley instead of a goofy animated one. Yeah, he twists a little and makes a weird face, very funny, where have we seen corny and unfunny shit like that before? Right, on OA and EB.

But...this is EB.  I'm confused.  ???
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: Powerslave on September 24, 2008, 12:06:11 PM
EB has shitty smilies, I mean look at this shit:


 :tbslol :hehe :hurr :kylielaff :hans1 :santocry :spitzer :gerstmann




Smilies don't need to be animated folks, it just makes them look silly and stupid.

(http://i38.tinypic.com/2yxhcba.png)


^this alone is better because it's more creepier.
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: muckhole on September 24, 2008, 12:08:19 PM
Fair enough, but silly and stupid was kinda what I was aiming for in the first place.
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: Powerslave on September 24, 2008, 12:09:21 PM
But you see those types of smilies don't get used very often. It has to pack some punch.

I didn't mean to be hard on ya :heart
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: muckhole on September 24, 2008, 12:12:06 PM
It's cool :-*
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: T234 on September 24, 2008, 12:18:14 PM
But you see those types of smilies don't get used very often. It has to pack some punch.

I didn't mean to be hard on ya :heart
(http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e378/T-234/dutchcry.gif)
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: Himu on September 24, 2008, 01:58:06 PM
borys :(

I thought you were married, bro
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: Himu on September 24, 2008, 02:07:18 PM
hall of fame this thread
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: Himu on September 24, 2008, 02:37:00 PM
it's just weird. I thought you were married! You said before you had a kid or something!
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: Reb on September 24, 2008, 02:38:16 PM
No way, then he would be stompung on his child right now.
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: Yeti on September 24, 2008, 02:57:58 PM
(http://oak.cats.ohiou.edu/~ms322801/evilbore/borysemoticon.gif)

Now in emoticon size.
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: Tauntaun on September 24, 2008, 02:59:20 PM
(http://oak.cats.ohiou.edu/~ms322801/evilbore/borysemoticon.gif)

Now in emoticon size.

:rofl
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: TVC15 on September 24, 2008, 03:32:04 PM
(http://oak.cats.ohiou.edu/~ms322801/evilbore/borysemoticon.gif)

Now in emoticon size.

I like this.

If we're just going to have the face as an emoticon, it has to at least be animated from normal to giving the kissy face.
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: muckhole on September 24, 2008, 03:34:45 PM
(http://oak.cats.ohiou.edu/~ms322801/evilbore/borysemoticon.gif)

Now in emoticon size.

 :lol  :-*
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: muckhole on September 24, 2008, 03:37:29 PM
I can explain that.
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: Tauntaun on September 24, 2008, 04:16:16 PM
Why is he practically naked?

Ask tauntaun. He and his dong has something to do with it :-*

Real men stomp on their fiancee's wedding dress naked!  :punch 
Title: Re: :tauntaun
Post by: Reb on September 24, 2008, 04:22:43 PM
Taunbaum