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[Borys]

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[MrAngryFace]

sounds bad, buy some scotch

[TVC15]

Sucks about the fiancee.  Time to get an axe and give her a footlong cunt.

[Eel O'Brian]

hide your phone while you're drinking

don't use it, don't answer it

there is nothing quite like the feeling of horror when you wake up after a legendary drunk and the first thing you remember is making that call

so heed these words, hide that fucking phone

[Madrun Badrun]

ouch.  Why did she leave if you don't mind me asking? 

[Reb]

Fucked up, call a friend, go to a bar.

[demi]

I knew it wouldnt last. Borys comes across as aggressive, someone who demands to be in control. Very controlling. Sort of like Jarosh and Cloudwalking. I bet Borys fiancee has marks on her face.

[Eel O'Brian]

you said tak and she said nie

[demi]

She probably wants to be with someone who has a real monitor

[Eel O'Brian]

she said consoles > pc and that shit was ON

[demi]

LOL

[Eel O'Brian]

seems you have well and truly fucked up

stomped wedding dress?  CHECK

pushed fiancee out?  CHECK

jerking off to mass effect in empty apartment at 3 am while tear rolls slowly down cheek?  CHECK

forget drinking, you need to be assembling an apology emergency kit posthaste

[CajoleJuice]

and that's why...you don't marry a pole

[jobber]

- i didn't get a salary letter nor a bonus this year
- my fiancee went today, without my knowledge, to cancel our wedding
- we had a quarrel about it an hour before... she has left to her mothers
- i drank 0.5 liters of Finlandia Lime Fusion since that
- i spent 11 hours in work today, 13 this tuesday

wow, did this week suck or what

demi

tauntaun

man up

[CajoleJuice]

apologize for liking halo 2

[TVC15]

The inside of your head must look like a Polish movie poster, Borys.

[Eel O'Brian]

they won't hurt, either

sounds corny but it isn't the flowers and chocolate, it's the fact that you went out and bought them that means something

also, clean that dress up best you can or take it to the cleaners

also, write her a letter of apology and lie your ass off

also, apologize to her in front of her parents, that's impressive

i wouldn't go much further than that right now or you will come off looking weak and desperate

[TVC15]

Forget Eel, Borys.  It's time to embrace your destiny and bow at the church of cock.  YOu are definitely going gay.

[Tauntaun]

Oh well. Tauntaun would never treat you like that.

DAMN RIGHT!









I'm really really sorry dude.  Seriously.   :'(

[Tieno]

 

[Eel O'Brian]

also, apologize to her in front of her parents, that's impressive

thats fucking hard believe me especially a month before the now almost cancelled wedding

god thank the priest

then it will be especially impressive

just say you're sorry, be sincere, but do not grovel

[jiji]

Edit: n/m.

[T-Short]

lol

[Tauntaun]

You need time to think first.  Don't call, or go over there drunk.

This.

[CajoleJuice]

you are an intelligent bunch evilborians

what does this say to you:

it's friday night, i'm sitting alone at home, drunk, posting on a video gaming message board, a month before my (cancelled?) wdding while my fiancee that i know for 6 years is crying at her moms place

wow, am i fucked or what

fuck

this is one of the greatest posts i have ever seen holy shit

[patrickula]

Wow that sucks.  Sorry dude  :'(

Get your sleep.  Give her some space for now if she's trying to get it.  When you can, apologize and say what needs to be said, but no, don't grovel.
If it's not going to work out, at least you didn't get married before it went to shit 

[TVC15]

you are an intelligent bunch evilborians

what does this say to you:

it's friday night, i'm sitting alone at home, drunk, posting on a video gaming message board, a month before my (cancelled?) wdding while my fiancee that i know for 6 years is crying at her moms place

wow, am i fucked or what

fuck

this is one of the greatest posts i have ever seen holy shit

You're only saying that because his problems make yours look tiny in comparison.

[Eel O'Brian]

You need time to think first.  Don't call, or go over there drunk.

HIDE THAT FUCKING PHONE

get shit together, then go apologize

[CajoleJuice]

you are an intelligent bunch evilborians

what does this say to you:

it's friday night, i'm sitting alone at home, drunk, posting on a video gaming message board, a month before my (cancelled?) wdding while my fiancee that i know for 6 years is crying at her moms place

wow, am i fucked or what

fuck

this is one of the greatest posts i have ever seen holy shit

You're only saying that because his problems make yours look tiny in comparison.

it's more his realization of his position after explaining the scene in the same post that is awesome

[Tauntaun]

Compliments of that Arby's Roast Beef Sandwich guy:

[Eel O'Brian]

that is an outstanding gif

[bud]

and she took the car

first she took your car...
... eventually she'll take your pc

[Tauntaun]

and she took the car

first she took your car...
... eventually she'll take your pc

True dat, sounds like we need a terminator. 

Get some rest dude and don't get drunk tomorrow, you'll need your composure. *hug*

[Tauntaun]

and those fuckers at weork got 10-45% raise

damnit taunbaum marry me

  I'm already married but you could be a concubine. 

[hyp]

don't ever change, tauntaun. 

[Tieno]

Go buy a 360, it'll solve a lot of your problems.

[Flannel Boy]

Sorry man. 

[demi]

i love her but i gotta tell you guys: stompung that dress felt good

LOL

[bud]

borys might just be the first guy ever who felt good after ''stompung'' a dress

[TVC15]

I really think the logical thing to do here is to drink more, put on the wedding dress, and go to her mom's house and demand that your fiancee make you a pie.

[Tauntaun]

i love her but i gotta tell you guys: stompung that dress felt good

If you really love her then work it out if possible.    First sober up.  wubs.

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me and you. 

[close]

[T-Short]

epic thread

[hyp]

tauntaun

[Human Snorenado]

Really, this is what comes of Republicanism.

[Van Cruncheon]

Compliments of that Arby's Roast Beef Sandwich guy:

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this IS the internet

[Van Cruncheon]

[Human Snorenado]

HE'S CRYING TEARS OF JOY

JOY I TELL YOU

[pilonv1]

You need time to think first.  Don't call, or go over there drunk.

HIDE THAT FUCKING PHONE

get shit together, then go apologize

this

time to man up borys, take a day to clear your head and then apologise

[The Fake Shemp]

Don't listen to these pussies, Borys.  You need to go over to her mom's house, knock on the door and be all like...

[CajoleJuice]

[Joe Molotov]

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Hall of Fame, plz

[muckhole]

Just got back and read this thread. Sorry, Borys.  :'(

Advice wise, everyone here has got you covered*. You can come crash on my couch in Canada if need be.

I really think the logical thing to do here is to drink more, put on the wedding dress, and go to her mom's house and demand that your fiancee make you a pie.

 * Except for this advice.

[Grecco]

Finlandia

[Crushed]

how do you write "this is a gay porn forum leave him before your sham marriage dissolves" in polish

cuz i'm gonna post that in huge letters for the next time you're drunk

[TVC15]

Did you stomp on her wedding dress while she was in front of you, because that would have been awesome.  Also, I am still in favor of my previous 12" cunt suggestion.

[TVC15]

Dude, that was ice cold.  I'm not even sure I could have done that, not without drinking first.

[Eel O'Brian]

her revenge will be the marriage

[CajoleJuice]

holy shit Borys

[Eel O'Brian]

you can expect to hear about that for the next 30-40 years of your life

good jon, borys

[demi]

Be sure to show us the footprints on the dress

LOL