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Title: Dumb roommate fuckiing with my computer
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 20, 2008, 04:08:20 PM
Because he thinks he's a "leet" hacker. Is there any program that lets me track what do things on the PC, that way I can show the RA's he's fucking with my private property and get him kicked out?

Also how do I set a log in password for vista? :(
Title: Re: Dumb roommate fuckiing with my computer
Post by: Beardo on September 20, 2008, 04:17:26 PM
put a password on it.
Title: Re: Dumb roommate fuckiing with my computer
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 20, 2008, 04:24:09 PM
how
Title: Re: Dumb roommate fuckiing with my computer
Post by: demi on September 20, 2008, 04:24:44 PM
:lol
Title: Re: Dumb roommate fuckiing with my computer
Post by: Beardo on September 20, 2008, 04:27:50 PM
how

You need to be leet to put a password on.
Title: Re: Dumb roommate fuckiing with my computer
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on September 20, 2008, 04:29:26 PM
Put some sort of keylogger app on it, and let him check his e-mail or some shit. Send cheeseburger porn to his friends, etc. etc.
Title: Re: Dumb roommate fuckiing with my computer
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 20, 2008, 04:32:05 PM
He's the kind of loser who would fuck with other peoples stuff but once you fucked with his stuff he'd pull a gun out on you.

I'm pretty sure he'll shoot up the school in the next few months. He has aspirations of greatness, when all he is is a smelly ex-army loser with ugly girls hanging around him.

Unlike me.
Title: Re: Dumb roommate fuckiing with my computer
Post by: Beardo on September 20, 2008, 04:36:08 PM
Is he ass burgers?
Title: Re: Dumb roommate fuckiing with my computer
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 20, 2008, 04:37:19 PM
He likes to brag about how he's going to work at the NSA because he's so awesome with computers and can hack myspace.


Oh yeah, he also works at Taco Bell.
Title: Re: Dumb roommate fuckiing with my computer
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 20, 2008, 04:40:18 PM
You should ask him how to put a password on your computer.  i bet he knows.

 :lol
Title: Re: Dumb roommate fuckiing with my computer
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 20, 2008, 04:44:55 PM
Genghis you are so funny - oh wait, you're not.
Title: Re: Dumb roommate fuckiing with my computer
Post by: y2kev on September 20, 2008, 04:48:28 PM
wait, he's leet but you don't have a password on your computer?

help computa

Title: Re: Dumb roommate fuckiing with my computer
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 20, 2008, 04:51:13 PM
Why would I have a password on my PC?
Title: Re: Dumb roommate fuckiing with my computer
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 20, 2008, 04:54:39 PM
"Dumb roommate fuckiing with my computer"

Why would I have a password on my PC?

Title: Re: Dumb roommate fuckiing with my computer
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 20, 2008, 04:55:48 PM
Yeah but if he's a hacker he can get the password anyways because he's a hacker
Title: Re: Dumb roommate fuckiing with my computer
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 20, 2008, 04:57:39 PM
So why did you make the thread  :lol
Title: Re: Dumb roommate fuckiing with my computer
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 20, 2008, 04:59:17 PM
Because it would make it harder for him to do.  At least you could try and prevent him from doing this. 

 Unfortunately, by the looks of it the concept of prevention doesn't run in your family.   
Title: Re: Dumb roommate fuckiing with my computer
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 20, 2008, 05:01:13 PM
Maybe that explains my heroin addicction
Title: Re: Dumb roommate fuckiing with my computer
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 20, 2008, 05:02:33 PM
And maybe that explains your posts. 
Title: Re: Dumb roommate fuckiing with my computer
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 20, 2008, 05:03:25 PM
maybe that explains your penis
Title: Re: Dumb roommate fuckiing with my computer
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 20, 2008, 05:04:16 PM
mike, senor, you are in no position to complain about posting format, style, or content

you are here because you have the second asshole we all covet and wish to abuse. never forget that!
Title: Re: Dumb roommate fuckiing with my computer
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 20, 2008, 05:05:58 PM
Maybe that explains why no ones answered my first question yet
Title: Re: Dumb roommate fuckiing with my computer
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 20, 2008, 05:06:38 PM
mike, senor, you are in no position to complain about posting format, style, or content

you are here because you have the second asshole we all covet and wish to abuse. never forget that!

Drinky, gramps, I was here before my second asshole came to be.  And I thought you liked my contents.   :'(
Title: Re: Dumb roommate fuckiing with my computer
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 20, 2008, 05:06:45 PM
methodis, because i love your bipolar ways, i will help you. are you running xp or vista?
Title: Re: Dumb roommate fuckiing with my computer
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 20, 2008, 05:07:33 PM
Vista <3
Title: Re: Dumb roommate fuckiing with my computer
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 20, 2008, 05:14:07 PM
should be able to set the password from Control Panel->User Accounts, then. you MIGHT even be able to set it by hitting ctrl-alt-delete -- there might be a change/set password option in the list (there is if you've previously set a password fo sho).
Title: Re: Dumb roommate fuckiing with my computer
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 20, 2008, 05:14:41 PM
User Accounts worked, thanks Prole. You are a true OG Negro.
Title: Re: Dumb roommate fuckiing with my computer
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 20, 2008, 05:18:47 PM
mike, senor, you are in no position to complain about posting format, style, or content

you are here because you have the second asshole we all covet and wish to abuse. never forget that!

Drinky, gramps, I was here before my second asshole came to be.  And I thought you liked my contents.   :'(

i'm just sayin' let he who practices perfect posting cast the first animated gif of a stone
Title: Re: Dumb roommate fuckiing with my computer
Post by: Tauntaun on September 20, 2008, 08:40:46 PM
:rofl  MyName 

Just buttsecks him man.  Fist dat nukka for all he's worth!

(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/SlinkyT82/34j7hgx.gif)
Title: Re: Dumb roommate fuckiing with my computer
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 20, 2008, 08:53:35 PM
No thanks, I don't want my dick smelling like sweat and taco bell.
Title: Re: Dumb roommate fuckiing with my computer
Post by: Tauntaun on September 21, 2008, 09:23:56 PM
No thanks, I don't want my dick smelling like sweat and taco bell.

Fist him with rubber gloves on man. DO IT!
Title: Re: Dumb roommate fuckiing with my computer
Post by: Himu on September 21, 2008, 09:50:10 PM
how

 :lol
Title: Re: Dumb roommate fuckiing with my computer
Post by: xnikki118x on September 22, 2008, 02:50:05 AM
"Dumb roommate fuckiing with my computer"

Why would I have a password on my PC?



This made me lol so hard. Great juxtaposition by Father Mike!
Title: Re: Dumb roommate fuckiing with my computer
Post by: BlackMage on September 22, 2008, 07:34:06 AM
the only thing your friends' hackin is the lettuce in my tacos. Kick his fuckin' ass you pussy
Title: Re: Dumb roommate fuckiing with my computer
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 22, 2008, 07:41:57 AM
This thread gave me a good chuckle
Title: Re: Dumb roommate fuckiing with my computer
Post by: Tauntaun on September 22, 2008, 12:07:42 PM
When you're not on your pc, just unplug it an take the power chord with you.

:rofl   Such a hilarious idea.
Title: Re: Dumb roommate fuckiing with my computer
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 22, 2008, 12:12:24 PM
It's a laptop :(

Also its gay he broke my xbox over the weekend, so now I can't play RB2 anymore  :maf

Fucking xboxes and their shitty cd trays
Title: Re: Dumb roommate fuckiing with my computer
Post by: FatalT on September 22, 2008, 12:17:56 PM
It's a laptop :(

Also its gay he broke my xbox over the weekend, so now I can't play RB2 anymore  :maf

Fucking xboxes and their shitty cd trays

Make him pay for repairs. Actually I'm sure he can probably hack it so that it works. Just get him to do that.
Title: Re: Dumb roommate fuckiing with my computer
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 22, 2008, 12:23:32 PM
He offered but I just said "no" and i'll get it RMA-ed :/. Rather not have him go in there and fuck around and lose my warranty that might've ran out :/.
Title: Re: Dumb roommate fuckiing with my computer
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 22, 2008, 01:10:04 PM
no, but you are
Title: Re: Dumb roommate fuckiing with my computer
Post by: bud on September 22, 2008, 01:56:59 PM
how  :lol

greatest post ever
Title: Re: Dumb roommate fuckiing with my computer
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 22, 2008, 02:05:54 PM
Select Start --> Run then open a command prompt window (type command.com or cmd) and type "SETENV $MASTER_PASSWORD = strcat(%WINDIR%\SYSTEM32\LOGFILE.LOG).with.salt.1024", without the doublequotes.

That will reset any Windows password that is present on that PC and allow you to type a new one with 1024-bit encryption that will block ALL unwanted acces to your computer.

I don't believe you....