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Title: Will Borys get married? :ussrcry
Post by: Tieno on September 20, 2008, 04:26:58 PM
A month is a long time for a Pole not to stomp on a wedding dress again. Where do you stand?


I say 'nay'.
Title: Re: Will Borys get married? :ussrcry
Post by: demi on September 20, 2008, 04:27:28 PM
LMFAO
Title: Re: Will Borys get married? :ussrcry
Post by: TVC15 on September 20, 2008, 04:27:39 PM
"You may now curbstomp the bride"
Title: Re: Will Borys get married? :ussrcry
Post by: Beardo on September 20, 2008, 04:28:32 PM
This thread is so wrong yet so funny at the same time.
Title: Re: Will Borys get married? :ussrcry
Post by: CurseoftheGods on September 20, 2008, 04:30:50 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on September 20, 2008, 04:27:39 PM
"You may now curbstomp the bride"

:rofl
Title: Re: Will Borys get married? :ussrcry
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 20, 2008, 06:02:07 PM
For.
Title: Re: Will Borys get married? :ussrcry
Post by: y2kev on September 20, 2008, 07:00:58 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on September 20, 2008, 04:27:39 PM
"You may now curbstomp the bride"
:rofl :rofl :ussrcry
Title: Re: Will Borys get married? :ussrcry
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 20, 2008, 08:54:42 PM
Stomping on the wedding dress is the new knocking over magazine racks.
Title: Re: Will Borys get married? :ussrcry
Post by: TVC15 on September 20, 2008, 09:00:32 PM
Quote from: Willco on September 20, 2008, 08:54:42 PM
Stomping on the wedding dress is the new knocking over magazine racks.

I keep playing out more exaggerated versions of the scene in my head.  Borys's fiancee is bawling, Borys is just piss diss drunk, pulls down his sweat pants, and takes an epic post-Taco Bellian shit directly on the wedding dress, and then uses the veil to wipe his ass.  Then he just yells "Where's my dinner, bitch?" and throws a rolling pin at his fiancee as she runs out the door.
Title: Re: Will Borys get married? :ussrcry
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 20, 2008, 09:03:36 PM
We should call Charlie Day and put this in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Title: Re: Will Borys get married? :ussrcry
Post by: TVC15 on September 20, 2008, 09:06:33 PM
Quote from: Willco on September 20, 2008, 09:03:36 PM
We should call Charlie Day and put this in an episode of It's Always Sunny.

We even have some of the set design:  Borys's 12 inch CRT monitor, some sort of shrine to Mass Effect and Jade Empire, a variety of kielbasa and pierogies and schnitzels all over the place.
Title: Re: Will Borys get married? :ussrcry
Post by: Kestastrophe on September 20, 2008, 09:09:10 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on September 20, 2008, 09:00:32 PM
I keep playing out more exaggerated versions of the scene in my head.  Borys's fiancee is bawling, Borys is just piss diss drunk, pulls down his sweat pants, and takes an epic post-Taco Bellian shit directly on the wedding dress, and then uses the veil to wipe his ass.  Then he just yells "Where's my dinner, bitch?" and throws a rolling pin at his fiancee as she runs out the door.
That is fantastic, but what thread did Borys reveal all of this, I must've missed it
Title: Re: Will Borys get married? :ussrcry
Post by: TVC15 on September 20, 2008, 09:10:21 PM
It's in here:  http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=24952.0
Title: Re: Will Borys get married? :ussrcry
Post by: cool breeze on September 20, 2008, 09:12:58 PM
 :lol He actually stomped on the dress like a fuckin rhino?

Borys :bow2
Title: Re: Will Borys get married? :ussrcry
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 20, 2008, 09:14:11 PM
Can't wait for inevitable...

WELL I PEED AND STOMPED ON HER DRESS AND PEED ON IT SOME MOAR MARRIAGE IS OFF!!!

...topic.
Title: Re: Will Borys get married? :ussrcry
Post by: Kestastrophe on September 20, 2008, 09:35:18 PM
Holy shit, how did I miss that beauty of a thread.

:rofl :rofl Borys whining about working 11 hour days :rofl :rofl

I wonder why Poland is a third world country with a work ethic like that

 
Quote from: demi on September 19, 2008, 03:57:26 PM
I knew it wouldnt last.
:lol :lol
Title: Re: Will Borys get married? :ussrcry
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 20, 2008, 10:17:41 PM
I wish Borys and his bride to have a happy and successful marriage.
Title: Re: Will Borys get married? :ussrcry
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 20, 2008, 10:35:50 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on September 20, 2008, 09:06:33 PM
Quote from: Willco on September 20, 2008, 09:03:36 PM
We should call Charlie Day and put this in an episode of It's Always Sunny.

We even have some of the set design:  Borys's 12 inch CRT monitor, some sort of shrine to Mass Effect and Jade Empire, a variety of kielbasa and pierogies and schnitzels all over the place.

Come on guys, that's not very nice.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:lol :lol :lol
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Title: Re: Will Borys get married? :ussrcry
Post by: Tundra on September 21, 2008, 05:43:28 AM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on September 20, 2008, 10:35:50 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on September 20, 2008, 09:06:33 PM
Quote from: Willco on September 20, 2008, 09:03:36 PM
We should call Charlie Day and put this in an episode of It's Always Sunny.

We even have some of the set design:  Borys's 12 inch CRT monitor, some sort of shrine to Mass Effect and Jade Empire, a variety of kielbasa and pierogies and schnitzels all over the place.

Come on guys, that's not very nice.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:lol :lol :lol
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There are Schnitzels in Poland?
Title: Re: Will Borys get married? :ussrcry
Post by: Reb on September 21, 2008, 09:17:15 AM
Quote from: Tieno on September 20, 2008, 04:26:58 PM
A month is a long time for a Pole not to stomp on a wedding dress again. Where do you stand?


I say 'nay'.


I LOL'ed for the first time in ages, well done.