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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: MrAngryFace on October 06, 2008, 11:54:29 AM

Title: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 06, 2008, 11:54:29 AM
Lets just hope it can stay OVER 9000?!?!?!??!?!
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Brehvolution on October 06, 2008, 11:55:56 AM
At least oil is sinking with it.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 06, 2008, 11:56:23 AM
Take that OIL
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 06, 2008, 11:57:03 AM
We gonna party likes it's 1999. Well, not really since the Dow Jones was over 11,000 in 1999.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 06, 2008, 11:58:31 AM
Im gonna start building my Bushville
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Brehvolution on October 06, 2008, 11:58:46 AM
How come I'm only paying ~$.50 less a gallon than when oil was at $150/barrel?
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Tauntaun on October 06, 2008, 12:00:12 PM
Should I start stockpiling guns'n'ammo now? :gun
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Fresh Prince on October 06, 2008, 12:01:54 PM
$700 billion did jack shit. Didn't slow the tide or anything of the sort.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 06, 2008, 12:02:19 PM
Did you expect 700 billion to just teleport where it needed to be? Who's fault is that.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 06, 2008, 12:02:49 PM
How come I'm only paying ~$.50 less a gallon than when oil was at $150/barrel?

Because, shut up.*


















*This message was brought to you by Texaco and Royal Dutch Shell
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 06, 2008, 12:04:13 PM
I actually buy top shelf gas since im used to the price now :*(
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Kestastrophe on October 06, 2008, 12:04:49 PM
Quote from: Yahoo
The markets have come to the sobering realization that the Bush administration's $700 billion rescue plan won't work quickly to unfreeze the credit markets, and that many banks are still having difficulty gaining access to cash. That's caused investors to exit stocks and move money into the relative safety of government debt.

Why in the hell would you sell now when prices are this low? If you have any kind of longer term investment horizon you would be much better off staying in the market.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 06, 2008, 12:06:00 PM
Most investors are dumb, probably screaming at their broker to pull everything out.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 06, 2008, 12:07:34 PM
The Toronto stock exchange was 50% higher just a few months ago. My parents' retirement savings are fucked.

Quote from: Yahoo
The markets have come to the sobering realization that the Bush administration's $700 billion rescue plan won't work quickly to unfreeze the credit markets, and that many banks are still having difficulty gaining access to cash. That's caused investors to exit stocks and move money into the relative safety of government debt.

Why in the hell would you sell now when prices are this low? If you have any kind of longer term investment horizon you would be much better off staying in the market.
The long term future is in guns, spam, canned soup, beans, and child labor.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Kestastrophe on October 06, 2008, 12:09:17 PM
Most investors are dumb, probably screaming at their broker to pull everything out.
Pretty much. There are smart contrarian investors out there right now salivating because there is big money to be made in these wild and irrational swings in volatility (see: Nassim Taleb).
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 06, 2008, 12:10:13 PM
I blame Ronald Reagan, of course.  If people hadn't started using IRAs and 401ks as opposed to actual pension plans, not everybody and their fucking brother would be in the market right now.  Know how many households had investments in the stock market in 1976?  Like 5%.  Now it's like more than half. 
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Fresh Prince on October 06, 2008, 12:11:18 PM
Did you expect 700 billion to just teleport where it needed to be? Who's fault is that.
The $700 billion at this point is an assurance that the worst debt will be absorbed but it's the speculative market people are suiciding.

Meh. It's fucking stupid throughout the agricultural, industrial and information revolution human error has been phased out for productivity sake and yet the financial market is still being run on human emotion.  
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 06, 2008, 12:12:21 PM
Thats because for years the stock market has been sold as a 'game' to well-off old people
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Kestastrophe on October 06, 2008, 12:16:30 PM
I blame Ronald Reagan, of course.  If people hadn't started using IRAs and 401ks as opposed to actual pension plans, not everybody and their fucking brother would be in the market right now.  Know how many households had investments in the stock market in 1976?  Like 5%.  Now it's like more than half. 
Most pension plans are funded by some kind of equity investment, and it is not even anywhere as safe as you would think it should be. Companies are required to keep so much invested in what are called "plan assets", which can range from equity securities to corporate debentures, and the amounts invested are determined by assumptions. I am not sure where they are at now, but a few years ago the GM pension plan was massively underfunded and it needed something like 16% annualized rate of return over the next 10 years to provide defined benefits. 
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Fresh Prince on October 06, 2008, 12:16:51 PM
Nah there's a lot of young people in it too it's more like a casino really except you don't expect to win now, only in the future unless you're a day trader.

We need a giant fucking computer that simply assigns share prices to company stock on accounting principles.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 06, 2008, 12:17:02 PM
The Toronto Stock Exchange:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/dirk_diggler_41/torontostockmarket.jpg)

edit: it was under 10k today, falling more than 1000 points--the biggest one day percentage drop since 1987.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 06, 2008, 12:19:00 PM
The Toronto Stock Exchange:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/dirk_diggler_41/torontostockmarket.jpg)

EAT THAT CANADIA
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Kestastrophe on October 06, 2008, 12:19:19 PM
Thats because for years the stock market has been sold as a 'game' to well-off old people
I can definitely see that being part of it, especially since the 90s when "daytrading" became popular. I think alot of the volatility has to do with momentum and the her mentality, which have been empirically noted for years (i.e. stocks that finish the day down tend to be down the following day as well, and vice versa).
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Kestastrophe on October 06, 2008, 12:21:28 PM
We need a giant fucking computer that simply assigns share prices to company stock on accounting principles.
It's called the price to book ratio, although the p/e ratio is much more popular with investors. I think that the p/e ration is much too short-sighted since earnings are often an aberration.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 06, 2008, 12:22:49 PM
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TORONTO, Oct 6 (Reuters) - The Toronto Stock Exchange's main index tumbled more than 1,100 points and more than 10 percent on Monday morning, its biggest percentage drop since October 1987.

The Conservative Party picked a bad time to call an election.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 06, 2008, 12:23:55 PM
What I really want to know is, how is Campbell's stock doing today?  No hobo.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 06, 2008, 12:26:24 PM
What I really want to know is, how is Campbell's stock doing today?  No hobo.
Down only -0.45%.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Fresh Prince on October 06, 2008, 12:31:41 PM
It's called the price to book ratio, although the p/e ratio is much more popular with investors. I think that the p/e ration is much too short-sighted since earnings are often an aberration.
It's the human element though if the p/b or p/e ratio was good people would still bail since it's about speculation. Anyway I've been hoping the the floor comes soon just so I can feel comfortable that's the rides over and maybe do the smart investor thing.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: GilloD on October 06, 2008, 12:47:35 PM
Hells yeah. Old school warfare is OUT. We're gonna KILL THE TERRERISTS by ELIMINATING MONEY. Take that, filthy Euro-Canuk trash!
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Tauntaun on October 06, 2008, 12:51:08 PM
Hells yeah. Old school warfare is OUT. We're gonna KILL THE TERRERISTS by ELIMINATING MONEY. Take that, filthy Euro-Canuk trash!

I never thought of this before, LET'S BURN WALLSTREET!  :punch
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Tieno on October 06, 2008, 12:58:19 PM
Who the fuck cares  :usacry :auscry :swisscry :gbcry :cancry :chinacry :japancry :ussrcry :bawl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgg2tpUVbXQ  :violin :bow2
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 06, 2008, 01:11:08 PM
PORKCHOP SANDWICHES
FUCK WE'RE ALL DEAD
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
GO, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU STUPID IDIOTS
FUCK!! WE'RE ALL DEAD!!
GET THE FUCK OUT
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Kestastrophe on October 06, 2008, 01:50:14 PM
It's called the price to book ratio, although the p/e ratio is much more popular with investors. I think that the p/e ration is much too short-sighted since earnings are often an aberration.
It's the human element though if the p/b or p/e ratio was good people would still bail since it's about speculation. Anyway I've been hoping the the floor comes soon just so I can feel comfortable that's the rides over and maybe do the smart investor thing.
Good thinking man.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on October 06, 2008, 01:59:16 PM
I'm keeping expenses to a bare minimum.  If there is going to be a bottom, I want to make sure I invest heavily in it when the time comes.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Kestastrophe on October 06, 2008, 02:04:43 PM
Not a question of if, but when. There was actually a pretty good article in WSJ today about recent rallies in times of market volatility. There were also several analysts predicting a large but short-term recovery before the end of the year. That would be awesome if you could time the market for something like that
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 06, 2008, 02:47:12 PM
Haw haw, down more than 700 now.  Can it finish with a bigger loss than last Monday?  Stay tuned!
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Brehvolution on October 06, 2008, 02:54:46 PM
Is this really an economic disaster for anyone but the super rich?
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Oblivion on October 06, 2008, 02:56:05 PM
Not good with economics, but is this a good thing? :???:
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: demi on October 06, 2008, 02:58:19 PM
Is this really an economic disaster for anyone but the super rich?

If it affects jerbs then the poor are affected too
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 06, 2008, 02:58:26 PM
Is this really an economic disaster for anyone but the super rich?

Sho nuff.  401ks, IRAs?  Where do you think that money gets invested?  Not Campbell's soup, I assure you.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 06, 2008, 02:58:44 PM
Dow Down 732.84 (7.10%)

Is this really an economic disaster for anyone but the super rich?
Everyone has stocks these days. Even if you don't, once people stop spending money on soup, Campbell's will lay off more people. Then those people will go to soup kitchens, and eat non-Campbell's soup, and Campbell's will go bankrupt and lay off its remaining workforce.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: demi on October 06, 2008, 02:59:20 PM
And hire 10cent/hr Mexicans instead
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 06, 2008, 03:02:15 PM
Down 792.73 (7.68%) New record?
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on October 06, 2008, 03:04:02 PM
YES

the previous record was 777

and now we break it less than a week later

AMERICA!  :american

http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,992211,00.html
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 06, 2008, 03:05:06 PM
YES

the previous record was 777

and now we break it less than a week later

AMERICA!  :american

http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,992211,00.html
Canada does it better
9,842.76
Trade Time:   2:32PM ET
Change:   Down 960.59 (8.89%)
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on October 06, 2008, 03:05:37 PM
:cancry
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: DJ_Tet on October 06, 2008, 03:10:51 PM
It's not really close to a record percentage-wise.


Or even, the worst drop in most of our lifetimes(1987) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Monday_(1987))
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on October 06, 2008, 03:12:22 PM
It's not really close to a record percentage-wise.

has our modern box-office obsession taught you nothing? normalized statistics are for distinguished effete fellows
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 06, 2008, 03:21:30 PM
Thanks for stating the obvious, but don't try to derail 2 great 2 depressing.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Bocsius on October 06, 2008, 03:22:16 PM
Suze Orman, or whatever her name is, was saying it may hit 8000-8500 last week after it fell 777 points.

And yeah, it's affecting normal folks, not just the super rich. 3 people in my office got laid off this morning. We're down to 14 people now. 
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Oblivion on October 06, 2008, 03:34:11 PM
And yeah, it's affecting normal folks, not just the super rich. 3 people in my office got laid off this morning. We're down to 14 people now. 

You sure it was cause of stock market? Sure they weren't fired just for being too ugly?
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 06, 2008, 03:36:29 PM
And yeah, it's affecting normal folks, not just the super rich. 3 people in my office got laid off this morning. We're down to 14 people now. 

You sure it was cause of stock market? Sure they weren't fired just for being too ugly?

Naw, Bocsius wasn't fired.

J/K
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Bocsius on October 06, 2008, 03:36:43 PM
It wasn't just the stock market, it was financial indicators in general. Credit, stocks, consumer confidence, etc.

And, yeah, I'm still employed (knock on my wooden desktop here), so it can't all be about ugliness.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 06, 2008, 03:43:14 PM
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/article4893190.ece

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Pope Benedict XVI today said that the global credit crisis shows that the world's financial systems are "built on sand" and that only the works of God have "solid reality".

That's right! The miracle speculation market is still doing well! And Jesus is still appearing in 1 out of 10000 loaves of bread!
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 06, 2008, 03:43:21 PM
The Toronto Stock Exchange:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/dirk_diggler_41/torontostockmarket.jpg)

edit: it was under 10k today, falling more than 1000 points--the biggest one day percentage drop since 1987.

fuck. 
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 06, 2008, 03:46:22 PM
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/article4893190.ece

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Pope Benedict XVI today said that the global credit crisis shows that the world's financial systems are "built on sand" and that only the works of God have "solid reality".

That's right! The miracle speculation market is still doing well! And Jesus is still appearing in 1 out of 10000 loaves of bread!

Credulity is at an all time hight; sell short on rationality futures. 
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on October 06, 2008, 03:46:36 PM
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/article4893190.ece

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Pope Benedict XVI today said that the global credit crisis shows that the world's financial systems are "built on sand" and that only the works of God have "solid reality".

That's right! The miracle speculation market is still doing well! And Jesus is still appearing in 1 out of 10000 loaves of bread!

http://religionclause.blogspot.com/2008/10/prosperity-gospel-may-have-helped.html
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 06, 2008, 04:00:24 PM
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/article4893190.ece

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Pope Benedict XVI today said that the global credit crisis shows that the world's financial systems are "built on sand" and that only the works of God have "solid reality".

That's right! The miracle speculation market is still doing well! And Jesus is still appearing in 1 out of 10000 loaves of bread!

http://religionclause.blogspot.com/2008/10/prosperity-gospel-may-have-helped.html

To be fair, the Pope had nothing to do with that.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 06, 2008, 04:03:40 PM
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/article4893190.ece

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Pope Benedict XVI today said that the global credit crisis shows that the world's financial systems are "built on sand" and that only the works of God have "solid reality".

That's right! The miracle speculation market is still doing well! And Jesus is still appearing in 1 out of 10000 loaves of bread!

http://religionclause.blogspot.com/2008/10/prosperity-gospel-may-have-helped.html

To be fair, the Pope had nothing to do with that.

Yeah, the Catholic Church isn't interested in mortgages. When was the last time a house squealed like a ten-year-old boy when a priest entered it from behind. 
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 06, 2008, 04:06:53 PM
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/article4893190.ece

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Pope Benedict XVI today said that the global credit crisis shows that the world's financial systems are "built on sand" and that only the works of God have "solid reality".

That's right! The miracle speculation market is still doing well! And Jesus is still appearing in 1 out of 10000 loaves of bread!

http://religionclause.blogspot.com/2008/10/prosperity-gospel-may-have-helped.html

To be fair, the Pope had nothing to do with that.

Yeah, the Catholic Church isn't interested in mortgages. When was the last time a house squealed like a ten-year-old boy when a priest entered it from behind. 

Precisely.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on October 06, 2008, 04:09:03 PM
At least my parents don't have too much in the stock market. They do have a house they need to sell, though... :'(
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 06, 2008, 04:16:51 PM
Whenever I bring it up, my dad just sighs and says how many thousands of dollars he's lost in his 401k.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 06, 2008, 04:19:20 PM
Whenever I bring it up, my dad just sighs and says how many thousands of dollars he's lost in his 401k.

I haven't asked my dad, but my wife's lost a good amount of money in her 401k recently.

I haven't bothered to see how my state retirement plan and pension are doing, though.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on October 06, 2008, 04:33:08 PM
Nobody noticed my avatar change? :'(
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Tauntaun on October 06, 2008, 04:34:42 PM
Nobody noticed my avatar change? :'(

I did boo.

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Post by: ferrarimanf355 on October 06, 2008, 04:36:19 PM
Nobody noticed my avatar change? :'(

I did boo.

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Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on October 06, 2008, 04:51:07 PM
(http://www.asofterworld.com/clean/busstop.jpg)
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Reb on October 06, 2008, 04:54:41 PM
BUY BUY BUY HAHAHA OH MY GOODNESS HELLO OH HELLO THERE


I fucking love a softer world.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on October 06, 2008, 04:56:30 PM
http://gawker.com/5059535/jim-cramer-begs-america-to-abandon-hope
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 06, 2008, 05:02:08 PM
I might even go as high as a DON'T BUY!

DON'T BUY BLUTH!
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Kestastrophe on October 06, 2008, 05:02:59 PM
Whenever I bring it up, my dad just sighs and says how many thousands of dollars he's lost in his 401k.

I haven't asked my dad, but my wife's lost a good amount of money in her 401k recently.

I haven't bothered to see how my state retirement plan and pension are doing, though.
I consulted with my dad on his 401k last weekend. He has lost $26,000 this year as he is in a S&P 500 and Russell 1000 index funds at my recommendation a few years ago. I told him that he could keep his contribution where it's at, or he could invest in treasuries which would guarantee him a positive return in the short-term. He chose to keep contributing to those indexed funds, but he couldn't get over how much he's lost in this quarter alone. 

Holy shit at Cramer. What a fucking distinguished effete fellow, somebody should invite him here
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 06, 2008, 05:04:32 PM
http://gawker.com/5059535/jim-cramer-begs-america-to-abandon-hope

Sell your soup cans; it's all over.

I might even go as high as a DON'T BUY!

DON'T BUY BLUTH!
:lol
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Kestastrophe on October 06, 2008, 05:07:21 PM

http://gawker.com/5059535/jim-cramer-begs-america-to-abandon-hope
He's full of shit, I just heard him on CNBC saying that there were some great values out there.  :lol
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Kestastrophe on October 06, 2008, 05:53:44 PM
Carl Icahn on CNBC right now, ripping American management and compensation system. He calls for more regulation and business reform

:bow Icahn :bow2
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on October 06, 2008, 06:47:07 PM
I get the feeling that even though regulations will be ramped up considerably in the next administration, some moron 20 years from now is going to make the push for deregulation...and get it.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on October 06, 2008, 09:45:47 PM
The credit crunch appears to have spread to other countries like a bad case of the clap.

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Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 06, 2008, 09:51:33 PM
Cramer is almost never right, that's whats hilarious.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 06, 2008, 10:47:58 PM
We need a giant fucking computer that simply assigns share prices to company stock on accounting principles.
It's called the price to book ratio, although the p/e ratio is much more popular with investors. I think that the p/e ration is much too short-sighted since earnings are often an aberration.

This would render the stock market pointless.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: laesperanzapaz on October 07, 2008, 12:23:14 AM
I get the feeling that even though regulations will be ramped up considerably in the next administration, some moron 20 years from now is going to make the push for deregulation...and get it.
there's no greater motto of life than history repeats itself.

19th century style laissez faire => great depression => FDR and Big Deal + Great Society => Reagan deregulation + Republican revolution of 90s => today
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Fresh Prince on October 07, 2008, 12:37:59 AM
This would render the stock market pointless.
Not really since you could still project growth and hence you'd still have investment based on calculated future earnings instead of 'feelings'.

Anyway our local stock market cut rates by 1% which has one set of morons talking about buying more shit, another set saying it's a victory for political party X and others knowing that we're truly fucked.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Boogie on October 07, 2008, 12:50:55 AM
The Toronto stock exchange was 50% higher just a few months ago. My parents' retirement savings are fucked.


GOVERNMENT PENSION, BITCHES!

WOOO!!!

 :punch :hump :gun
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 07, 2008, 04:05:45 AM
This would render the stock market pointless.
Not really since you could still project growth and hence you'd still have investment based on calculated future earnings instead of 'feelings'.

Anyway our local stock market cut rates by 1% which has one set of morons talking about buying more shit, another set saying it's a victory for political party X and others knowing that we're truly fucked.

Book value is the OPPOSITE of a growth-based valuation method. If I have to explain this, i don't know if it's worth continuing to talk really.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: patrickula on October 07, 2008, 09:58:50 AM
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1008/14346.html
Goddamn this bailout smells.  Bailout pimp worked for Goldman Sachs and:
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Kashkari, it turns out, was one of the original authors of the bailout plan. In a secretive effort over “many, many months,” he was a part of a small team at Treasury working on the plan, said David H. McCormick, under secretary for international affairs.

“It was certainly a contingency that we hoped we wouldn’t need to consider.”
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Although he’ll direct the largest government intervention in the markets in American history, Kashkari told the AEI audience: “I am a free-market Republican.

“We need to enable the necessary correction to move forward as quickly as possible,” Kashkari said at one point, cutting the air with his hands for emphasis. “We’re having a necessary correction, and we don’t want to do anything to slow it down. We need to get through it.”

Kashkari also made it clear that there’s no “silver bullet” to fix the housing market. “There’s no one tool that’s going to solve all of our problems,” he said.
:-X
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Brehvolution on October 07, 2008, 10:48:21 AM
WTF!!!!
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 07, 2008, 04:56:43 PM
9,447.11
Down 508.39 (5.11%)
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 07, 2008, 04:59:45 PM
Still OVER 9000?!??!?!?!??!
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Kestastrophe on October 07, 2008, 05:00:07 PM
WSJ estimates Dick Fuld's compensation (CEO of Lehman) from 2000-2008 at $450M. What a joke.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 07, 2008, 05:01:58 PM
What do people do with all of that money?
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 07, 2008, 05:02:08 PM
Still OVER 9000?!??!?!?!??!

Don't worry, when John McCain heard that he promptly suspended his campaign.  "My friends," he said, "I will not rest until the Dow is under 8,000.  I'm afraid we must cancel this debate tonight, for I must put Country First."
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on October 07, 2008, 05:08:29 PM
what does the scanner say about DOW's power level
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Kestastrophe on October 07, 2008, 05:09:27 PM
What do people do with all of that money?
sink 150+ year-old companies.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Tauntaun on October 07, 2008, 05:14:14 PM
What do people do with all of that money?

Wipe their asses with it and laugh at us?
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 07, 2008, 05:21:14 PM
Campbell's soup stock continues it's strong performance, only losing 27 cents on the day for a decrease of -.69%.  For comparison, the Dow dropped 5.1% today.  BUY SOUP STOCKS NOW!
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Brehvolution on October 07, 2008, 07:23:35 PM
What do people do with all of that money?
sink 150+ year-old companies.
At least he got punched in the face for it.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Kestastrophe on October 07, 2008, 07:27:15 PM
What do people do with all of that money?
sink 150+ year-old companies.
At least he got punched in the face for it.
What?
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Brehvolution on October 07, 2008, 07:30:48 PM
What do people do with all of that money?
sink 150+ year-old companies.
At least he got punched in the face for it.
What?
http://www.businessandmedia.org/printer/2008/20081006150152.aspx
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Kestastrophe on October 07, 2008, 07:41:47 PM
That is awesome.  :lol

He deserves alot worse. They should appropriate some of his money to shareholders as a liquidating dividend.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on October 08, 2008, 12:45:31 PM
It is down -150 right now, just a little above 9200.  I'm wondering when the Dow will stop hemorrhaging and start stabilizing.  9000?  8000?

It seems amazing that last year, it was 14000.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on October 08, 2008, 12:52:00 PM
new book idea: DOW ZERO
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 08, 2008, 01:17:45 PM
You need a catchy subtitle.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Bocsius on October 08, 2008, 01:18:14 PM
Dow Jones Limbo, a fun activity for the whole family!
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: drozmight on October 08, 2008, 01:58:44 PM
/me picks up the phone

"SELL, IDIOT, SELL! SELL EVERYTHING SELL SELL SELL SELL, FUCKING SELL... FASTER SELL SELL FASTER! SHIT!"
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Akala on October 08, 2008, 05:57:16 PM
Wow, a Ben Stein article that didn't make me angry at the screen.  :wtf

http://finance.yahoo.com/expert/article/yourlife/112984
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 09, 2008, 03:32:49 PM
Someone needs to edit the title of this thread.

8,919.36 Down 338.74 (3.66%)
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: TVC15 on October 09, 2008, 03:34:51 PM
It has 40 minutes to recover!
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 09, 2008, 03:54:10 PM
8,851.58 Down 406.52 (4.39%)
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 09, 2008, 03:57:29 PM
they should've asked the prez candidates how many points they thought the stock market would go down between the 2nd and 3rd debates
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 09, 2008, 04:03:46 PM
they should've asked the prez candidates how many points they thought the stock market would go down between the 2nd and 3rd debates

McCain: 500 . . . no 700 . . .no 2,000
Obama: I don't think that question is appropriate; workers are losing their jobs, families are losing their homes, and old folks are losing their savings.
McCain: THAT ONE! THAT n. . . .
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 09, 2008, 04:14:55 PM
i love the wsj's relentless optimism. "hey, guys, i think we're almost in a recession now!" O RLY.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on October 09, 2008, 04:16:27 PM
Another 300 point drop and I'll start investing.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 09, 2008, 04:19:44 PM
8,589.70   Down 668.40 (7.22%)

The Experiment, I have no idea where the bottom is, but the Dow is down 5500 from its high of a year ago. At this point, who cares about 300 points.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 09, 2008, 04:24:48 PM
TSX still above 9000 :bow2   :usacry
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 09, 2008, 04:33:02 PM
pussies who sell in a panic should not be allowed to invest

stocks are not for the weak-kneed

hence, they should not be used for folks who tie their retirements, educations, and future up in their investments

Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 09, 2008, 04:38:15 PM
UNDER 9000?!?!?

Thanks Cramer, you stupid loud fuck:

(http://johngaltfla.com/blog2/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/cramer.jpg)
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 09, 2008, 04:40:51 PM
Quote
The International Monetary Fund said Thursday that Canada will lead the G7 in economic growth next year and avoid a recession. Shortly after that, the World Economic Forum, a Geneva-based independent think-tank, released a report saying Canada has the world's soundest banking system. Canada's biggest trading partner, the United States, ranked 40th in the world for the soundest of its financial system, behind countries like the Barbados and Namibia.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 09, 2008, 04:41:12 PM
DOW IS LOW ON HP

(http://www.getbuffed.com/images/wow/64/INV_Potion_51.png)(http://www.getbuffed.com/images/wow/64/INV_Potion_51.png)(http://www.getbuffed.com/images/wow/64/INV_Potion_51.png)(http://www.getbuffed.com/images/wow/64/INV_Potion_51.png)

HERE YA GO DOW!
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 09, 2008, 04:41:41 PM
yeah, we can probably place a reasonable bit of blame on cramer freaking out
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 09, 2008, 04:42:03 PM
US = playstation brand

year of US continues
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Brehvolution on October 09, 2008, 04:44:53 PM
Title change plz.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on October 09, 2008, 04:47:14 PM
8,589.70   Down 668.40 (7.22%)

The Experiment, I have no idea where the bottom is, but the Dow is down 5500 from its high of a year ago. At this point, who cares about 300 points.

The bottom can't be too far down.  The biggest gains from the past decade have been from the credit default swaps, which started to be used in 1997, around the same time the Dow began exploding.  My guess from reading is that the Dow will return to pre-CDS levels, which is 7000-8000.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Tauntaun on October 09, 2008, 04:52:53 PM
8,589.70   Down 668.40 (7.22%)

The Experiment, I have no idea where the bottom is, but the Dow is down 5500 from its high of a year ago. At this point, who cares about 300 points.

The bottom can't be too far down.  The biggest gains from the past decade have been from the credit default swaps, which started to be used in 1997, around the same time the Dow began exploding.  My guess from reading is that the Dow will return to pre-CDS levels, which is 7000-8000.

I remember hearing years ago that this would eventually happen, that the market couldn't sustain that high of a number. 
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 09, 2008, 04:53:07 PM
Quote
The International Monetary Fund said Thursday that Canada will lead the G7 in economic growth next year and avoid a recession. Shortly after that, the World Economic Forum, a Geneva-based independent think-tank, released a report saying Canada has the world's soundest banking system. Canada's biggest trading partner, the United States, ranked 40th in the world for the soundest of its financial system, behind countries like the Barbados and Namibia.

:bow Malek, Boogie, Muck and I :bow2
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 09, 2008, 04:54:43 PM
i'm pretty pessimistic, but the experiment is largely right -- it should restablilize around 7000. the only big issue is a potential selling tsunami, where idiots with large, heavily diversified portfolios start panicking and demanding sales and cashouts, which will cause currently stable companies with typically strong holdings to plummet, and then we're ALL fuck'd (and not in a loving, anus-massaging tauntaun-kinda way).
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 09, 2008, 04:56:47 PM
Arvie, I wouldn't get too excited if I were you.  Remember that we Americans have way, way more guns than you pussy ass Canadians.  If necessary we'll just kill your country and wear it's skin.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 09, 2008, 04:57:30 PM
this REALLY is a good buy opportunity, btw. i am thinking about taking $10K and dumping it in bank of america and a few of the floatier nasdaq offerings. i'm guaranteed double or fail, and there's good chance of much, much bigger gains.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 09, 2008, 04:58:03 PM
If only I had money to invest.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 09, 2008, 04:59:00 PM
If only I had money to invent.

lol
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 09, 2008, 04:59:55 PM

Son of a bitch.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 09, 2008, 05:01:05 PM
Arvie, I wouldn't get too excited if I were you.  Remember that we Americans have way, way more guns than you pussy ass Canadians.  If necessary we'll just kill your country and wear it's skin.

You filthy Americans probably couldn't even find the border.  I mean even a smart guy like drinky couldn't even catch the ferry on time.   
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 09, 2008, 05:01:41 PM
hey, even $500 could turn into a couple thousand in a year or two. some of these big institutions with strong capital are at fucking firesale prices.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 09, 2008, 05:01:44 PM

Son of a bitch.

FEEL MY PAIN BITCH!  FEEL IT!
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Tauntaun on October 09, 2008, 05:01:46 PM

Son of a bitch.

It's alright boo, I feel ya.  :-[
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 09, 2008, 05:02:48 PM
Tauntaun feels my pain by association! 
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Tauntaun on October 09, 2008, 05:04:25 PM
Either that or

(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/SlinkyT82/34j7hgx.gif)
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 09, 2008, 05:07:31 PM
Like America, Drinky, I am in debt at the moment, and have no money to invest.

By the way, the US federal debt is now over $10 trillion.


Someone needs to buy Iceland. Celtic-Viking women.  :drool
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 09, 2008, 05:08:46 PM
Like America, Drinky, I am in debt at the moment, and have no money to invest.

By the way, the US federal debt is now over $10 trillion.

How much of this goes to communists again? 
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 09, 2008, 05:09:12 PM
hey, even $500 could turn into a couple thousand in a year or two. some of these big institutions with strong capital are at fucking firesale prices.

My dad called me and told me that he had just put about $25k into BoA and Goldman Sachs.  He figured that if it was good enough for Warren Buffett, it was good enough for him.  I'm pondering taking about 5k out of savings and sinking it into BoA myself.  I mean I've got around 28k just sitting in the bank doing nothing in a savings account.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on October 09, 2008, 05:17:01 PM
any suggestions on what to invest in?

also I missed the Colbert Report hopping on the Campbell's soup train:

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/186527/october-01-2008/campbell-s-soup-stock
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 09, 2008, 05:20:33 PM
bwahahahhahaha

http://articles.moneycentral.msn.com/Investing/SuperModels/its-a-great-time-to-be-afraid.aspx

I thought I was reading an onion article after reading the headline and seeing the guys headshot.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 09, 2008, 05:41:09 PM
so basically the bailout could stymie a bear market rally, especially in bank investments, due to its shitty implementation. wow, what a gamble.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: patrickula on October 09, 2008, 06:33:49 PM
Investing in some of these bargain basement stocks is looking pretty appealing...  :tophat
Too bad the bailout is so garbage.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: drozmight on October 09, 2008, 06:34:52 PM
NO! Sell everything!
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Rman on October 09, 2008, 07:19:42 PM
It's under 9000 now.   :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Fresh Prince on October 09, 2008, 07:23:20 PM
Investing in some of these bargain basement stocks is looking pretty appealing...  :tophat
Too bad the bailout is so garbage.
Like some one said before this isn't the bottom. Though I'm just waiting with money in my hand.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 09, 2008, 07:24:39 PM
No matter what the topic, Evilbore can't help talking about bottoms.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on October 09, 2008, 07:26:54 PM
No matter what the topic, Evilbore can't help talking about bottoms.

yes, and like other independently wealthy Evilboreans, I'm waiting until we hit that bottom, then going in with everything I've got
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on October 09, 2008, 07:27:58 PM
I'm going to put in a few hundred next Monday with a couple thousand until the drops are no longer as dramatic as they are now.

Like Prole says, it should stabilize around 7000.  If not, we're all fucked anyway.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Fresh Prince on October 09, 2008, 07:30:48 PM
This is like a once in a life time event. Must do the good capitalist thing and pillage the market  :tophat
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on October 09, 2008, 07:32:27 PM
but what are the appropriate stocks to pillage??
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Fresh Prince on October 09, 2008, 07:37:56 PM
Apparently strong banks, retail stores, other 'blue chips' but basically anything with long term growth. It's  a pretty loose definition though.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on October 09, 2008, 07:42:32 PM
I had a pretty decent 1-year time locked CD open up 2 days ago

I want to put that shit in the stock-ass market
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 09, 2008, 08:05:20 PM
but what are the appropriate stocks to pillage??

It may be easier emotionally and intellectually for you to simply short tanking stocks of companies you despise than look for future risers. If you really don't think we've hit bottom yet, that is.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on October 09, 2008, 08:07:04 PM
but what are the appropriate stocks to pillage??

It may be easier emotionally and intellectually for you to simply short tanking stocks of companies you despise than look for future risers. If you really don't think we've hit bottom yet, that is.

"short"? you mean, I can "invest" in stocks doing poorly? wow, Wall Street really is like a casino!

if a stock is doing really well can I split it into two hands??
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Rman on October 09, 2008, 09:33:18 PM
If only Alan Greenspan hadn't read so much Ayn Rand as a wee lad.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Bocsius on October 09, 2008, 10:55:33 PM
Asia is tanking right now. Nikkei (Japan) is down almost 11%, Hang Seng (Hong Kong) is down almost 8.

Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Fresh Prince on October 09, 2008, 11:09:35 PM
shit, my 401k has lost about $6,500 in the last 2 weeks.  About 40% altogether in the last year. 
If I weren't paying off so much on my student loans, I'd be doubling my 10% contribution. 

I'm just gonna be a filthy poor forever.
The truth is you're not retiring now or within 5 years so in fact on average you should have a net positive effect by the time you retire. Of course it may be bad luck things being cyclical by the time you retire there might be another downturn. I'm not familiar with 401k but there must be options to further diversify your fund in some non share funds. 

From a noob's perspective I think we'll have to wait till next year for the real bottom to hit.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 09, 2008, 11:14:45 PM
http://www.vanityfair.com/politics/features/2008/10/hitchens200810?currentPage=1

Hitchens swings for the fences as usual!
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on October 09, 2008, 11:21:46 PM
My Dad has lost $80,000 so far, almost all of it in the past month.

He's now pushed back retirement by three years.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 09, 2008, 11:41:36 PM
My Dad has lost $80,000 so far, almost all of it in the past month.

He's now pushed back retirement by three years.
George W. Bush: keeping Americans productive.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 09, 2008, 11:44:21 PM
My Dad has lost $80,000 so far, almost all of it in the past month.

He's now pushed back retirement by three years.

That's horrible.   :(


Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: siamesedreamer on October 09, 2008, 11:46:31 PM
Y'all might want to brace yourselves for tomorrow.

There's significant worry that a $400B Lehman Brothers CDS settlement could completely fubar the market.

Oh and Nikkei is down ~11% right now...
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on October 09, 2008, 11:50:49 PM
WHY WON'T THE INVISIBLE HAND OF THE FREE MARKET STOP HITTING ME :maf
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 09, 2008, 11:51:54 PM
My Dad has lost $80,000 so far, almost all of it in the past month.

He's now pushed back retirement by three years.

Pretty sure my dad has lost a similar amount by now.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: siamesedreamer on October 09, 2008, 11:59:32 PM
http://bigpicture.typepad.com/comments/2008/10/lehman-cds-unwi.html#more (http://bigpicture.typepad.com/comments/2008/10/lehman-cds-unwi.html#more)
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 10, 2008, 12:00:51 AM
http://www.vanityfair.com/politics/features/2008/10/hitchens200810?currentPage=1

Hitchens swings for the fences as usual!

That was a good article except for the last paragraph, which Hitchens, not very subtlety, uses to champion his narrow pro-war neo-conservatism.  
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 10, 2008, 12:02:57 AM
Hitchens is not famed for his subtlety, no.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 10, 2008, 12:13:20 AM
http://market-ticker.denninger.net/archives/603-What-The-Media-Didnt-Cover.html

good article, and maybe it's NOT such a good idea to buy

edit: and then denninger goes on to get all eschatological. sigh
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: huckleberry on October 10, 2008, 12:20:00 AM
That was actually a good article the Hitchens wrote. 
He has had very few of those in the past 8 years.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Fresh Prince on October 10, 2008, 12:24:32 AM
I saw something on the news basically a graph detailing how much stock market was paying compared to it's 'book value' over the past century. On average it seemed that the stock market was paying 20% to even 50% more than the book worth but over this decade that number jumped to something shocking like 500% over so even though shares are on a discount historically they are still overvalued.

Though I wish I could find it since I'm not entirely sure of the details, numbers etc.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 10, 2008, 12:26:47 AM
Yeah, we've got a bit to go before we hit the bottom, so I wouldn't put any money into the stock market until then.  It could be a really, really ugly fourth quarter that could see supposedly stable financial institutions and companies go belly up, as well.  I will probably invest in the market, but not until some next year, when the market stabilizes and we get a clear picture of what companies will survive past the holidays.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Fresh Prince on October 10, 2008, 12:33:42 AM
According to some site it's more like stocks will have to fall by 60% though who knows if this is right as well.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on October 10, 2008, 12:59:22 AM
I suppose it is best that I hold off and focus on getting all my debts paid as quickly as possible.

I wonder how the holidays are going to be this year.  Might be the first "family oriented" Christmas in decades.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on October 10, 2008, 01:59:34 AM
(http://www.chainsawsuit.com/comics/20081010.gif)
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 10, 2008, 02:10:58 AM
oh my, credit default swaps worth $60T -- http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/stevecoll/2008/10/the-rationality.html

it's all over for libertopia, randroid tears leveraged as new commodities market
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on October 10, 2008, 02:18:21 AM
CDS are truly evil.

Funny to know that it all started from one 25 year old MIT graduate.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: drozmight on October 10, 2008, 02:26:00 AM
I'm gonna try and ride this out in university...

what are we looking at here, three years?
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 10, 2008, 02:29:09 AM
I'm gonna try and ride this out in university...

what are we looking at here, three years?

six months to ten years, depending on how these cds "unwinding" auctions pan out over tomorrow and the next week -- specifically the lehman bros and wamu auctions.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: drozmight on October 10, 2008, 03:40:41 AM
man I might have to go all the way up to Doctorate level after all...




well I'll just get loans and not pay them when I'm finished with uni



Amerrrriiiicaaaaaaa! FUCK YEAH!
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Fragamemnon on October 10, 2008, 04:11:40 AM
For someone who is a total financial dumbfuck: isn't it a good time to buy shares now that they hit rock-bottom? I mean they have to bounce back to the last year's level at least, right?

I really wouldn't count on that for at least, say, four or five years.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: TVC15 on October 10, 2008, 04:12:02 AM
I don't think we're near rock bottom yet, Borys.  There are no signs that things have stabilized or even hints that things are beginning to stabilize.  As a matter of fact, indicators from the European banking sector show that the badness could still very well be escalating.  So do indicators from the Nikkei, but the Nikkei is so random and Japan has been in a recession forever, so it is difficult to be able to claim that you can predict the financial wind based on it.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 10, 2008, 08:44:22 AM
Today is going to be another shitshow.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 10, 2008, 08:48:08 AM
At this rate, the Dow Jones will hit 0 within the next two weeks. :bow2
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 10, 2008, 09:03:05 AM
It's the devil's way now
There is no way out
You can scream & you
can shout
It is too late now
Because

You have not been
paying attention
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Bocsius on October 10, 2008, 09:26:35 AM
The European markets are down ~8.5% right now, too.

Will the Dow go below 8000 today?
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 10, 2008, 10:23:11 AM
Down -127, yay.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 10, 2008, 10:38:31 AM
UNDER 8000! (at least for a little while there)
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 10, 2008, 10:39:46 AM
And this is why I wouldn't buy yet.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 10, 2008, 10:54:58 AM
CRAMER YELLS SELL SELL SELL CUz HES A FUKIN MORON FIRE HIM CNBC ARGH
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 10, 2008, 10:55:30 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v629/JohnnyDA/g-cvr-081010-markets3-330agrid-5x3.jpg)
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 10, 2008, 10:56:01 AM
And this is why I wouldn't buy yet.

Yeah, I'm gunshy again.  Was gonna sink 5k into BoA but GOOD LAWD.  Market hasn't bottomed out yet.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 10, 2008, 11:06:04 AM
Like I said, the bottom won't fall out for a bit.  And personally, I'd wait a couple of months after the holidays to see which financial institutions and companies withstood the storm.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 10, 2008, 11:07:06 AM
yeah, i'm gonna sit this out until they've unwound all the big credit default swaps.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 10, 2008, 11:11:55 AM
Whatever the Jew said.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 10, 2008, 11:21:13 AM
Prole is basically right, though.  We are still trying to figure out how far the rabbit hole goes with CDS.  Last I heard, the market was valued at $45.5 trillion - still an astronomical number.

I think it was smart to let it run free and unregulated!
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Bocsius on October 10, 2008, 11:28:18 AM
Tell me why I didn't take my money out of my regular 401K accounts a year ago and place them in treasury bonds? :(
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 10, 2008, 11:32:43 AM
Because like most of the market, you were in denial despite Jim Cramer's warnings!  CATS AND DOGS LIVING TOGETHER - MASS HYSTERIA!

Bush needs to stop going on television to try and calm the markets.  He has no credibility and it upsets people even more.  "Oh shit, what will he do nex- sell sell sell!  He's talking!  He must be fucking up something! SELL!"
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 10, 2008, 11:44:13 AM
Cramer is a fucking nutjob, 2 months ago he said the stock market would recover from its first drop told people to buy, now hes telling everyone to sell. He doesnt know shit, he's just loud.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Bocsius on October 10, 2008, 11:44:56 AM
Bush is going on television because the McCain camp told reporters they'd be glad when the bailout package passed so Bush would stop being on television. Out of sight, out of mind, they figured. Bush: "I'll show them!"
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 10, 2008, 11:50:08 AM
Cramer is a fucking nutjob, 2 months ago he said the stock market would recover from its first drop told people to buy, now hes telling everyone to sell. He doesnt know shit, he's just loud.

Not that Cramer is a prophet, but to be fair, he was telling people if they need money within the next five to ten years that they should remove it from the stock market.  He is still confident that it will rebound, but it's a very long term investment at this point.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 10, 2008, 11:53:36 AM
Because like most of the market, you were in denial despite Jim Cramer's warnings!  CATS AND DOGS LIVING TOGETHER - MASS HYSTERIA!

Bush needs to stop going on television to try and calm the markets.  He has no credibility and it upsets people even more.  "Oh shit, what will he do nex- sell sell sell!  He's talking!  He must be fucking up something! SELL!"

Like I said on my facebook page, Bush trying to reassure the America people about anything at this point is like trying to fight a fire with napalm.

The Fed had better nationalize the banks this weekend or we're in really deep shit.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 10, 2008, 12:08:53 PM
There's no doomsday scenario coming up next week if we don't nationalize banks this weekend.  There's not a need for it - yet.  Don't necessarily remove the option, but the economic outlook, while bleak, is not THAT BAD.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Fragamemnon on October 10, 2008, 12:58:30 PM
There's no doomsday scenario coming up next week if we don't nationalize banks this weekend.  There's not a need for it - yet.  Don't necessarily remove the option, but the economic outlook, while bleak, is not THAT BAD.

Disagree-if the entire G7 doesn't act this weekend in concert, the markets will give a final vote of no confidence for government intervention and slam the accelerator on the flight to cash that is currently going on in the markets. That starts a turbocharged level of asset deflation and lending remans totally frozen, resulting in the "The Mother of All Margin Calls" as firms liquidate good assets for rock-bottom prices just to stay solvent.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: duckman2000 on October 10, 2008, 01:01:13 PM
Tell me why I didn't take my money out of my regular 401K accounts a year ago and place them in treasury bonds? :(

We took our 401k money and spent it on a summer abroad. Planning for the future is for those who believe in a future. Besides, if I thought for a second that by 65 I wouldn't be rich enough to say to hell with accumulated retirement funds, I'd cry.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: patrickula on October 10, 2008, 01:22:05 PM
I wonder how many retail companies will go under after the holiday season (Circuit City seems like an obvious candidate).  People won't be buying like they used to.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Fragamemnon on October 10, 2008, 01:25:57 PM
maybe this will be the year we can finally rid ourselves of radio shack

funny snl ad regrding the market:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/36665/saturday-night-live-reliable-investments
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 10, 2008, 01:35:29 PM
i actually use radio shack from time to time :(
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 10, 2008, 01:36:24 PM
drinky noooooo
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: DJ_Tet on October 10, 2008, 01:48:19 PM
i actually use radio shack from time to time :(

It's irreplaceable as the only place that carries something that goes for $1 on ebay, but costs $10 at the Shack.

Sometimes I don't want to/can't wait for that stupid little part.  I'd much rather lose KMart and Circuit City than Radio Shack.  I do wish it was illegal for the people in there to talk to you unless you talk to them first.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 10, 2008, 01:48:37 PM
If it's time to play the blame game, let's point the finger where it belongs- Greenspan. (http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/09/business/economy/09greenspan.html?em)

Money quote:

Quote
Today, with the world caught in an economic tempest that Mr. Greenspan recently described as “the type of wrenching financial crisis that comes along only once in a century,” his faith in derivatives remains unshaken.

The problem is not that the contracts failed, he says. Rather, the people using them got greedy. A lack of integrity spawned the crisis, he argued in a speech a week ago at Georgetown University, intimating that those peddling derivatives were not as reliable as “the pharmacist who fills the prescription ordered by our physician.”

This is why Libertarianism fails.  They cooked up a system that, on paper, looks perfect.  That's the problem- it IS a perfect system.  On paper.  But in the real world, you simply CAN'T take humans out of the system.  People will be people, not robots.  Especially when they are interacting with huge sums of money.  Libertarianism am fail.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Fragamemnon on October 10, 2008, 01:49:57 PM
i actually use radio shack from time to time :(

hey you have to get the parts for do it yourself shock therapy treatment for the kids somwhere. and radio shack is so convenient!

Bubbles Greenspan definitely deserves his share of blame, him fanning the flames of the huge asset bubbles helped make this mess.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on October 10, 2008, 01:50:38 PM
Holy fuck, it is about 8100 right now.

I'll wait until the status of the CDS are figured out before I put anything in now.

Also, Jim Cramer deserves to live out of a box for the next 10 years.  Has he predicted anything right?
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: duckman2000 on October 10, 2008, 01:50:55 PM
I always assumed that Radioshack was just a way to steer more customers to Circuit City.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 10, 2008, 02:05:17 PM
drinky noooooo

sorry, i occasionally need various electrical/electronic components, including solder, unorthodox jacks/splitters/adapters, and various household fuses. :'(
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 10, 2008, 02:12:51 PM
Well, it's below 8,000 again
index Value:   7,975.61
Trade Time:   1:55PM ET
Change:   Down 603.58 (7.04%)
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Bocsius on October 10, 2008, 03:01:37 PM
The slide ends when every 401K in America has been liquidated.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Kestastrophe on October 10, 2008, 03:34:39 PM
RALLY INCOMING

Only down 60 points, woohoo
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Brehvolution on October 10, 2008, 03:39:08 PM
This bail out has shown people that wall street didn't manage peoples money effectively. So people are cashing out at a loss before it's all gone. There is going to be a lot of empty high rises in NYC when all is said and done. Boom!
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Kestastrophe on October 10, 2008, 03:53:48 PM
HOLY SHIT UP 200 POINTS
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: patrickula on October 10, 2008, 04:06:37 PM
Guess the bailout's finally kickin' in, the economy is saved, good jon everyone  8)
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Brehvolution on October 10, 2008, 04:08:14 PM
Almost as important is that oil is down almost $10 just today. 8)
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Bocsius on October 10, 2008, 04:11:19 PM
And it's back down.

They'll give back a couple of hundred in the last few minutes, just watch.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 10, 2008, 04:18:13 PM
Quote
a record 107,000 jobs were added to the economy, Statistics Canada said Friday.

Last month's job growth was the biggest increase in 30 years, and defied economists' expectations for an actual decline in employment.

Economists had expected job losses of between 5,000 and 10,000

That would be the equivalent of 1 million new jobs being added to the American economy. Economists, by the way, seem to be bad at predicting things.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Tristam on October 10, 2008, 04:20:34 PM
Quote
a record 107,000 jobs were added to the economy, Statistics Canada said Friday.

Last month's job growth was the biggest increase in 30 years, and defied economists' expectations for an actual decline in employment.

Economists had expected job losses of between 5,000 and 10,000

That would be the equivalent of 1 million new jobs being added to the American economy. Economists, by the way, seem to be bad at predicting things.

But they've predicted nine of the last five recessions!
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 10, 2008, 04:23:25 PM
How do you predict that Canada will experience job cuts in September, only to have the biggest increase in job growth in 30 years. Do economists just make wild guesses.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 10, 2008, 04:27:48 PM
these crazy fluctations are NOT a good sign -- it reflects grossly mixed messages, complete insecurity, and rampant exploitative opportunism on the floor. :'(
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Bocsius on October 10, 2008, 04:35:32 PM
Article headline on Yahoo Finance:

"The Crash of 2008: History Shows It Could Take 10-30 Years for Market to Revive- Tech Ticker"

http://finance.yahoo.com/tech-ticker/article/94433/%27More-Insidious%27-Than-1987-Current-Bear-Market-Ranks-Among-Worst-in-History?tickers=%5EDJI,%5EGSPC,%5EIXIC,SPY,DIA

Goodbye, hopes of retiring before age 93.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 10, 2008, 06:00:32 PM
these crazy fluctations are NOT a good sign -- it reflects grossly mixed messages, complete insecurity, and rampant exploitative opportunism on the floor. :'(

Yup.  After the original Black Thursday the market rallied for a bit before it totally fucking cratered.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Fresh Prince on October 10, 2008, 06:24:52 PM
Rallies are nothing basically all they are saying is, ' We can't be that fucked can we? No there is still some value in the market. Let's stay positive'
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 10, 2008, 08:07:53 PM
Anyone sane is just going to sell into any rally they see so the upticks will be immediately followed by new lows.

I could not be more scared right now. We're all filthy poors now  :-\ :-X :'(
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on October 10, 2008, 09:09:19 PM
Article headline on Yahoo Finance:

"The Crash of 2008: History Shows It Could Take 10-30 Years for Market to Revive- Tech Ticker"

http://finance.yahoo.com/tech-ticker/article/94433/%27More-Insidious%27-Than-1987-Current-Bear-Market-Ranks-Among-Worst-in-History?tickers=%5EDJI,%5EGSPC,%5EIXIC,SPY,DIA

Goodbye, hopes of retiring before age 93.

There is no doubt that the way stocks are done will change forever.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 10, 2008, 09:29:38 PM
it's gonna be up-and-down until the holidays are past, and the buy-sell activity stabilizes. right now, it's just panic and crass opportunism yanking the numbers in both directions.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: drozmight on October 10, 2008, 11:42:04 PM
My entire family decided not to buy presents this year.  Instead it's strictly just a religious holiday.

...and the retailers painfully cry into the darkest of nights, "WHY, GOD, WHYYYYY MUST YOU RUIIIIIN USSS!"
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Brehvolution on October 11, 2008, 12:06:26 AM
It is what needs to happen to make the dollar worth something again. $3000 for an couch is just not a lucrative venture any more. $60 jeans? WTF, Old Navy sells the same shit with a different name for $12 on clearance if you are not a fatty. TJ Maxx and Marshall's are thrift stores...pish.
A shirt is a shirt no matter what the price.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 11, 2008, 02:25:26 AM
http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Bocsius on October 11, 2008, 02:28:30 AM
Is it wrong to want the stock market to go down even further because I'd hate to think I pulled my money out of regular funds and into treasury bonds after we had already reached the floor? I'd like to think I at least avoided some of the meltdown. 

Edit: Holy crap! My 401K statement reveals that I'm down 49.9% since the beginning of the year! :lol  :'(
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on October 11, 2008, 02:32:40 AM
My entire family decided not to buy presents this year.  Instead it's strictly just a religious holiday.

...and the retailers painfully cry into the darkest of nights, "WHY, GOD, WHYYYYY MUST YOU RUIIIIIN USSS!"

Yours won't be the only one.  I think we'll be seeing a lot more "family-oriented" Christmases being celebrated this year.  Not that there is anything wrong with that.

I think retail season will be very interesting this year.  This will probably cause a few more businesses to collapse though.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 11, 2008, 05:34:26 AM
I'm thinking about pumping an ungodly percentage of my paycheck into my 401k these upcoming months. Now is the time to buy buy buy buy for the long term.

err, no it isn't. i'm keeping everything i have liquid. the bottom of this market (which we are nowhere near) will last long enough for anybody who wants in to get in, don't worry.
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Bocsius on October 15, 2008, 10:25:31 AM
The stock market could be taking a header today on bad economic news (it's down 268 as of this moment), but amidst the doom and gloom, there is hope...

[news.yahoo.com]

# Retail sales plunge, wholesale prices fall- AP
# World stock markets slip on recession fears- AP
# JPMorgan profit sinks as loan losses pile up- AP
# Britain calls for global finance summit- AP
# Oil near 13-mo. low on econ. weakness, lower demand- Reuters
# Coca-Cola's 3Q profits up 14 percent- AP


 :bow (http://www.anthonypegram.com/images/cocacola.png) :bow2
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 15, 2008, 02:46:56 PM
Hey, Shat Pack:

Quote from: Chow Foods
Dow'd But Not Out

As a token of our appreciation to our loyal customers, on Thursday, October 16th, between 5-10pm, CHOW Foods is executing a short term Main Street bailout plan far more delicious than the one the goofs in congress passed last week.

To make sure the Dow doesn't get you down, on Thursday night only, we're pricing our menu based on the close of the market on the 16th. The lower the Dow closes on Thursday, the less your entrée costs--no food on the menu will be priced more than the Dow. If it closes at 8300 (gulp!) then you wont pay any more than $8.30 for any item on our food menus.

If Chowin’ on the DOW isn’t enough to whet your appetite, keep in mind that our house red & white wine, draft beers and well drinks will be priced at the NASDAQ close for the day.  If it dips to 1250, then our depression era pricing on these libations will be just a buck twenty five!

Stop by for dinner and drinks between 5 p.m. and 10 p.m. at any of our joints as we match the economy cent for cent. Menu prices will be set according to the markets close, so for one night, forget about the size of your 401k and CHOW down on our nickel.

Get your wallet off your mind and join us on October 16th at your local CHOW restaurant and enjoy a taste of the good life for a little bit less. For a full list of restaurants or to browse our menus see www.chowfoods.com
Title: Re: Stock Market under 10,000
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on October 15, 2008, 02:53:13 PM
i actually use radio shack from time to time :(

Even CEO Can't Figure Out How RadioShack Still In Business (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/even_ceo_cant_figure_out_how)