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Title: If you all have kids someday, what will you name them?
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 08, 2008, 12:42:56 PM: BIG EMPHASIS ON IF LOLOLO

But for real, it's gone threw everyone's heads before.

If I have a girl, she's gonna be Nico. If a dude, Dylan.

I'm not trying to sound hipster, I swear.
Title: Re: If you all have kids someday, what will you name them?
Post by: Smooth Groove on October 08, 2008, 12:53:44 PM: Guy: Connor

Girl: Tara
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Post by: duckman2000 on October 08, 2008, 12:57:08 PM: I already have one kid, but I always wanted to name a kid Carrot Plum Cake. I'd first have to dispose of the wife though; she wouldn't even humor the idea of naming our kid King Kong :/
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Post by: GilloD on October 08, 2008, 12:58:41 PM: Boy: Mupepe
Girl: Mupepette
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Post by: MrAngryFace on October 08, 2008, 01:16:18 PM: Boy: Oops
Girl: Oopsette
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Post by: Brehvolution on October 08, 2008, 01:19:23 PM: Boy: Optimus Prime Montana
Girl: T-bone
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Post by: huckleberry on October 08, 2008, 01:23:28 PM: Quote from: MrAngryFace on October 08, 2008, 01:16:18 PM
Boy: Oops
Girl: Oopsette

:rofl
Title: Re: If you all have kids someday, what will you name them?
Post by: Powerslave on October 08, 2008, 01:41:24 PM: Tauntaun

boy & girl, both of them
Title: Re: If you all have kids someday, what will you name them?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 08, 2008, 01:43:27 PM: If it's a boy, Jack. If it's a girl, Claire.
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Post by: Tieno on October 08, 2008, 01:45:56 PM: I want twins: Mario and Luigi
I will stuff one full of chocolate and will put the other on a lean diet
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Post by: CajoleJuice on October 08, 2008, 01:52:38 PM: Quote from: distantmantra on October 08, 2008, 01:43:27 PM
If it's a boy, Jack. If it's a girl, Claire.

Lost joke?
Title: Re: If you all have kids someday, what will you name them?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 08, 2008, 01:53:22 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 08, 2008, 01:52:38 PM
Quote from: distantmantra on October 08, 2008, 01:43:27 PM
If it's a boy, Jack. If it's a girl, Claire.

Lost joke?

I don't watch Lost, so no.
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Post by: Powerslave on October 08, 2008, 01:56:07 PM: :bow Lost :bow2
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Post by: Reb on October 08, 2008, 02:32:41 PM: Nico is a dudes name, dude.
Title: Re: If you all have kids someday, what will you name them?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 08, 2008, 02:38:17 PM: Boy: Barrack
Girl: Hussein
Title: Re: If you all have kids someday, what will you name them?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 08, 2008, 02:39:23 PM: Quote from: Rebiak on October 08, 2008, 02:32:41 PM
Nico is a dudes name, dude.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nico

It's not her birth name, but she'd still like to have a word with you.
Title: Re: If you all have kids someday, what will you name them?
Post by: tiesto on October 08, 2008, 02:40:13 PM: Guy: Ryan
Girl: Audrey
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Post by: TVC15 on October 08, 2008, 02:42:02 PM: Quote from: distantmantra on October 08, 2008, 02:39:23 PM
Quote from: Rebiak on October 08, 2008, 02:32:41 PM
Nico is a dudes name, dude.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nico

It's not her birth name, but she'd still like to have a word with you.

There's also Neko Case, and I think that is her birth name. She also looks hot when wielding a pool cue.
Title: Re: If you all have kids someday, what will you name them?
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 08, 2008, 02:46:35 PM: Stick Freedom
Ammo Canal
Krinkle Bearcat
Recoil Zoo
Claw Washout
Open Aircraft
Title: Re: If you all have kids someday, what will you name them?
Post by: Reb on October 08, 2008, 02:48:18 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on October 08, 2008, 02:42:02 PM
Quote from: distantmantra on October 08, 2008, 02:39:23 PM
Quote from: Rebiak on October 08, 2008, 02:32:41 PM
Nico is a dudes name, dude.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nico

It's not her birth name, but she'd still like to have a word with you.

There's also Neko Case, and I think that is her birth name. She also looks hot when wielding a pool cue.

Neko is different, Nico is like a dirty poor immigrant.
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Post by: ShogunOfFear on October 08, 2008, 02:57:26 PM: Boy: PineCone
Girl: Jade
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Post by: patrickula on October 08, 2008, 03:09:43 PM: My girl's name is Kendra and my name is Patrick (duh). The child would be a Patrick/Kendra hybrid, so we would also give it a hybrid name (though these happen to be real names anyway):
Girl - Petra
Boy - Kendrick
8)
Title: Re: If you all have kids someday, what will you name them?
Post by: Tauntaun on October 08, 2008, 03:13:24 PM: Quote from: Powerslave on October 08, 2008, 01:41:24 PM
Tauntaun

boy & girl, both of them

:bow Powerslave :bow2

They shall be well endowed!

OP:

Boy - Rafiki

Girl - Shashiqua (sha-shee-kwa)
Title: Re: If you all have kids someday, what will you name them?
Post by: Brehvolution on October 08, 2008, 03:30:55 PM: Quote from: patrickula on October 08, 2008, 03:09:43 PM
My girl's name is Kendra and my name is Patrick (duh). The child would be a Patrick/Kendra hybrid, so we would also give it a hybrid name (though these happen to be real names anyway):
Girl - Petra
Boy - Kendrick
8)

Petra is a Christian rock band from the 80's.
Title: Re: If you all have kids someday, what will you name them?
Post by: Tauntaun on October 08, 2008, 03:32:25 PM: Quote from: Zero Hero on October 08, 2008, 03:30:55 PM
Quote from: patrickula on October 08, 2008, 03:09:43 PM
My girl's name is Kendra and my name is Patrick (duh). The child would be a Patrick/Kendra hybrid, so we would also give it a hybrid name (though these happen to be real names anyway):
Girl - Petra
Boy - Kendrick
8)

Petra is a Christian rock band from the 80's.

That's exactly what I was thinking of when he typed that. :lol
Title: Re: If you all have kids someday, what will you name them?
Post by: patrickula on October 08, 2008, 03:42:00 PM: Ha. Petra is also the name of a character in Ender's Game and a super cool place in Jordan :P
Title: Re: If you all have kids someday, what will you name them?
Post by: Bloodwake on October 08, 2008, 03:54:01 PM: I'm not having kids, so I don't need names.

One thing's for sure, my kids won't be named after video game characters. I'm not that geeky, sorry.
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Post by: TVC15 on October 08, 2008, 04:03:54 PM: If it's a chick, Dentata. If it's a boy, Pogo the Clown.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 08, 2008, 04:05:51 PM: i tried to get my daughter named Cunnifred Clitorimax Erickson, but no dice
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Post by: cool breeze on October 08, 2008, 04:25:45 PM: Boy: Didn't Take
Girl: Waitress Girl
Title: Re: If you all have kids someday, what will you name them?
Post by: BlackMage on October 08, 2008, 04:28:56 PM: If It's a boy, I'll name him: Bob
If It's a girl I'll name her: Bob
Title: Re: If you all have kids someday, what will you name them?
Post by: BlackMage on October 08, 2008, 04:29:47 PM: Quote from: Tauntaun on October 08, 2008, 03:13:24 PM
Quote from: Powerslave on October 08, 2008, 01:41:24 PM
Tauntaun

boy & girl, both of them

:bow Powerslave :bow2

They shall be well endowed!

OP:

Boy - Rafiki

Girl - Shashiqua (sha-shee-kwa)

sorry tauntaun but if you have any kids they will all be bastards.
Title: Re: If you all have kids someday, what will you name them?
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 08, 2008, 04:30:08 PM: Quote from: Rebiak on October 08, 2008, 02:48:18 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on October 08, 2008, 02:42:02 PM
Quote from: distantmantra on October 08, 2008, 02:39:23 PM
Quote from: Rebiak on October 08, 2008, 02:32:41 PM
Nico is a dudes name, dude.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nico

It's not her birth name, but she'd still like to have a word with you.

There's also Neko Case, and I think that is her birth name. She also looks hot when wielding a pool cue.

Neko is different, Nico is like a dirty poor immigrant.

Spelling doesn't really matter to me. In fact I like Neko a little more.

Full names

Neko Christa
Dylan Leonard or Dylan Lincoln
Title: Re: If you all have kids someday, what will you name them?
Post by: Reb on October 08, 2008, 04:49:43 PM: Nico - Neko is a huge difference to me.

The first is child abuse, the second is quirky.
Title: Re: If you all have kids someday, what will you name them?
Post by: Tauntaun on October 08, 2008, 04:51:04 PM: Quote from: BlackMage on October 08, 2008, 04:29:47 PM
sorry tauntaun but if you have any kids they will all be bastards.

I already have tons of them, when they are old enough I shall collect them and raise an army to conquer stuff. I germinate people with Tauntaun pollen by just passing them in the street.
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Post by: Tristam on October 08, 2008, 05:20:52 PM: Guy: Dorian Gray
Girl: Vera

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Wilde homo.
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Post by: Powerslave on October 08, 2008, 05:24:42 PM: Shashiqua sounds so ghetto lol
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 08, 2008, 05:50:11 PM: Boy: Ash
Girl: Ash
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Post by: Positive Touch on October 08, 2008, 05:51:03 PM: their names will be Sergeant Slaughter and Robotoid 2000, regardless of gender
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Post by: Rman on October 08, 2008, 05:59:52 PM: Son: Pilot Inspektor
Daughter: Apple

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But, honestly, I don't have any ideas. But nothing generic.
Title: Re: If you all have kids someday, what will you name them?
Post by: Greatness Gone on October 08, 2008, 06:11:33 PM: Quote from: BrandNew on October 08, 2008, 12:42:56 PM
BIG EMPHASIS ON IF LOLOLO

But for real, it's gone threw everyone's heads before.

If I have a girl, she's gonna be Nico. If a dude, Dylan.

I'm not trying to sound hipster, I swear.

Fucking horrible names for our kids. Leave the naming to me, ho.
Title: Re: If you all have kids someday, what will you name them?
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 08, 2008, 06:29:04 PM: Joshua, Jana, John-David, Jill, Jessa, Jinger, Joseph, Josiah, Joy-Anna, Jedidiah, Jeremiah, Jason, James, Justin, Jackson, Johannah, and Jennifer
Title: Re: If you all have kids someday, what will you name them?
Post by: Bildi on October 08, 2008, 07:50:18 PM: Boy: Powerslave
Girl: muckhole

Real Talk.
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Post by: Powerslave on October 08, 2008, 07:56:33 PM: Finish your veggies Powerslave!

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lol :-\
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Post by: Great Rumbler on October 08, 2008, 08:02:09 PM: Xerxes Alexander
Richard Charlemagne

Doesn't matter if it's a boy or girl.
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Post by: Brehvolution on October 08, 2008, 08:13:20 PM: I could have used this thread 8 years ago. :-\
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Post by: Propagandhim on October 08, 2008, 08:13:40 PM: Calamari, FireMan Jones, Pavel Bure Too!, or PizzaAwesome.

And if it's a guy - Thomas.
Title: Re: If you all have kids someday, what will you name them?
Post by: muckhole on October 08, 2008, 08:32:51 PM: Quote from: Bildi on October 08, 2008, 07:50:18 PM
Boy: Powerslave
Girl: muckhole

Real Talk.

:-* I'm going out to see if I can get preggers!
Title: Re: If you all have kids someday, what will you name them?
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 08, 2008, 09:28:56 PM: My daughter is called Erin, 'cause it's more-or-less Irish and easy to pronounce for Japanese people.

ok, that's enough of an excuse to post a pic :D

(http://i36.tinypic.com/tasrol.jpg)
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Post by: laesperanzapaz on October 08, 2008, 09:31:13 PM: cute
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Post by: Powerslave on October 08, 2008, 09:31:32 PM: cuuuuuute
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Post by: Powerslave on October 08, 2008, 09:32:20 PM: you can dress her up as a moogle
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 08, 2008, 09:33:57 PM: Quote from: Night Man on October 08, 2008, 06:29:04 PM
Joshua, Jana, John-David, Jill, Jessa, Jinger, Joseph, Josiah, Joy-Anna, Jedidiah, Jeremiah, Jason, James, Justin, Jackson, Johannah, and Jennifer

How are you going to have more children that times you're going to have sex? assuming the common knowledge that polish sperm is not virile enough to make twins.
Title: Re: If you all have kids someday, what will you name them?
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 08, 2008, 09:36:03 PM: Quote from: Powerslave on October 08, 2008, 09:32:20 PM
you can dress her up as a moogle

goddamn there is potential there
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Post by: tiesto on October 08, 2008, 09:46:15 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on October 08, 2008, 09:33:57 PM
Quote from: Night Man on October 08, 2008, 06:29:04 PM
Joshua, Jana, John-David, Jill, Jessa, Jinger, Joseph, Josiah, Joy-Anna, Jedidiah, Jeremiah, Jason, James, Justin, Jackson, Johannah, and Jennifer

How are you going to have more children that times you're going to have sex? assuming the common knowledge that polish sperm is not virile enough to make twins.

Have a lot of Polish children, and when the females are legal, put in a good word for me :-*
Title: Re: If you all have kids someday, what will you name them?
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 08, 2008, 10:40:07 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on October 08, 2008, 09:33:57 PM
Quote from: Night Man on October 08, 2008, 06:29:04 PM
Joshua, Jana, John-David, Jill, Jessa, Jinger, Joseph, Josiah, Joy-Anna, Jedidiah, Jeremiah, Jason, James, Justin, Jackson, Johannah, and Jennifer

How are you going to have more children that times you're going to have sex? assuming the common knowledge that polish sperm is not virile enough to make twins.
Those are the names of Michelle Duggar's 17, and counting, children.
Title: Re: If you all have kids someday, what will you name them?
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 08, 2008, 10:42:30 PM: So she has a kid called 'Jinger Duggar'?

smh
Title: Re: If you all have kids someday, what will you name them?
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 08, 2008, 10:46:15 PM: Quote from: Cormacaroni on October 08, 2008, 10:42:30 PM
So she has a kid called 'Jinger Duggar'?

smh
Well, there are only so many first names that begin with the letter "J."

The oldest daughter, Jana, is rather cute.
Title: Re: If you all have kids someday, what will you name them?
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 08, 2008, 11:04:48 PM: I'd have thought 'John' would have been a less distinguished mentally-challenged option, for one. But not my problem i guess.
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Post by: Bildi on October 08, 2008, 11:17:00 PM: I've considered naming a daughter after Zoe in SSX. That's so dorky. :dur

Except Zoe is becoming a very popular name nowadays and will probably sound dated pretty quickly which is something I'd like to avoid.
Title: Re: If you all have kids someday, what will you name them?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 08, 2008, 11:17:49 PM: Quote from: Night Man on October 08, 2008, 10:40:07 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on October 08, 2008, 09:33:57 PM
Quote from: Night Man on October 08, 2008, 06:29:04 PM
Joshua, Jana, John-David, Jill, Jessa, Jinger, Joseph, Josiah, Joy-Anna, Jedidiah, Jeremiah, Jason, James, Justin, Jackson, Johannah, and Jennifer

How are you going to have more children that times you're going to have sex? assuming the common knowledge that polish sperm is not virile enough to make twins.
Those are the names of Michelle Duggar's 17, and counting, children.

(http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m16/mofroe1/Fark/clowncarab7ey8za1.jpg)
Title: Re: If you all have kids someday, what will you name them?
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 08, 2008, 11:20:45 PM: Quote from: Cormacaroni on October 08, 2008, 09:28:56 PM
My daughter is called Erin, 'cause it's more-or-less Irish and easy to pronounce for Japanese people.

ok, that's enough of an excuse to post a pic :D

(http://i36.tinypic.com/tasrol.jpg)

(http://www.rpgsite.net/images/screens/3/moogle2.jpg)

Powerslave was right!
Title: Re: If you all have kids someday, what will you name them?
Post by: Himu on October 08, 2008, 11:26:13 PM: boy: Nasir

girl: Naomi

edit: awwwwww that baby girl is so cute! :-[
Title: Re: If you all have kids someday, what will you name them?
Post by: Powerslave on October 08, 2008, 11:28:10 PM: your daughter is gonna be fuckin hot Himuro. Every girl named Naomi is hot.
Title: Re: If you all have kids someday, what will you name them?
Post by: Himu on October 08, 2008, 11:30:38 PM: I think Naomi is such a nice name
Title: Re: If you all have kids someday, what will you name them?
Post by: Powerslave on October 08, 2008, 11:35:17 PM: Nice ass.
Title: Re: If you all have kids someday, what will you name them?
Post by: Loki on October 09, 2008, 12:28:13 AM: Michael for a boy, definitely. I'm partial to feminine-sounding names for girls (e.g., Jessica, Vanessa).

Backup name for a boy I haven't thought of yet. Luke is a nice, strong name, but it doesn't go well with my surname.
Title: Re: If you all have kids someday, what will you name them?
Post by: Loki on October 09, 2008, 12:29:27 AM: Quote from: Cormacaroni on October 08, 2008, 09:28:56 PM
My daughter is called Erin, 'cause it's more-or-less Irish and easy to pronounce for Japanese people.

ok, that's enough of an excuse to post a pic :D

(http://i36.tinypic.com/tasrol.jpg)

OMG so cute! :lol Good luck with her.
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Post by: xnikki118x on October 09, 2008, 01:18:13 AM: Quote from: Loki on October 09, 2008, 12:29:27 AM
Quote from: Cormacaroni on October 08, 2008, 09:28:56 PM
My daughter is called Erin, 'cause it's more-or-less Irish and easy to pronounce for Japanese people.

ok, that's enough of an excuse to post a pic :D

(http://i36.tinypic.com/tasrol.jpg)

OMG so cute! :lol Good luck with her.

Yes, she's totally adorable!

Ecro and I have named our babies already. How adorable, right?
We're naming our daughter Natalie Marie. I've wanted it forever. I like the N but don't want to name her after me, but I love the name Natalie. Marie works for the women in my family: my gram is Rita May, my mom is Lisa Marie, I'm Nicole May, and I'll have a Natalie Marie. James's mom's name is Ann Marie, too.

Oh, and since he is James Michael Jr., our son will be JAMES MICHAEL THE THIRD. Ecro NEEDS THIS BABY BOY. Like, my dad's friend wanted a son so badly. Poor guy has 5 girls, and then they gave up. But not Ecro, he's like "well we'd have to keep trying!"

Cross your fingers for us to have a boy when we're ready, please. :lol
Title: Re: If you all have kids someday, what will you name them?
Post by: Boogie on October 09, 2008, 02:17:00 AM: Boy: Gavin
Not sure what I'd name a girl.
Title: Re: If you all have kids someday, what will you name them?
Post by: Bildi on October 09, 2008, 02:21:22 AM: Quote from: muckhole on October 08, 2008, 08:32:51 PM
Quote from: Bildi on October 08, 2008, 07:50:18 PM
Boy: Powerslave
Girl: muckhole

Real Talk.

:-* I'm going out to see if I can get preggers!

Let's make this happen. (http://i33.tinypic.com/1ou1qh.gif)
Title: Re: If you all have kids someday, what will you name them?
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 09, 2008, 02:35:47 AM: nikki - i'm sure i speak for Ecro when I say that i'm hoping the boy takes a while

:tauntaun
Title: Re: If you all have kids someday, what will you name them?
Post by: bork on October 09, 2008, 05:34:48 AM: I'd probably have to name my son Cormac, and then explain that his name came from a great man who showed me the way of the hulu.
Title: Re: If you all have kids someday, what will you name them?
Post by: tiesto on October 09, 2008, 09:43:07 AM: Quote from: Loki on October 09, 2008, 12:28:13 AM
Backup name for a boy I haven't thought of yet. Luke is a nice, strong name, but it doesn't go well with my surname.

:thumbsup

Other names:
Boy: Nicholas, David
Girl: Lynne, Bronwyn, Ciara