Author Topic: If you all have kids someday, what will you name them? (Read 6110 times)

TakingBackSunday · « **on:** October 08, 2008, 12:42:56 PM »

BIG EMPHASIS ON IF LOLOLO

But for real, it's gone threw everyone's heads before.

If I have a girl, she's gonna be Nico. If a dude, Dylan.

I'm not trying to sound hipster, I swear.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #1 on:** October 08, 2008, 12:53:44 PM »

Guy: Connor

Girl: Tara

duckman2000 · « **Reply #2 on:** October 08, 2008, 12:57:08 PM »

I already have one kid, but I always wanted to name a kid Carrot Plum Cake. I'd first have to dispose of the wife though; she wouldn't even humor the idea of naming our kid King Kong :/

GilloD · « **Reply #3 on:** October 08, 2008, 12:58:41 PM »

Boy: Mupepe
Girl: Mupepette

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #4 on:** October 08, 2008, 01:16:18 PM »

Boy: Oops
Girl: Oopsette

Brehvolution · « **Reply #5 on:** October 08, 2008, 01:19:23 PM »

Boy: Optimus Prime Montana
Girl: T-bone

huckleberry · « **Reply #6 on:** October 08, 2008, 01:23:28 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on October 08, 2008, 01:16:18 PM

Boy: Oops
Girl: Oopsette

Powerslave · « **Reply #7 on:** October 08, 2008, 01:41:24 PM »

Tauntaun

boy & girl, both of them

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #8 on:** October 08, 2008, 01:43:27 PM »

If it's a boy, Jack. If it's a girl, Claire.

Tieno · « **Reply #9 on:** October 08, 2008, 01:45:56 PM »

I want twins: Mario and Luigi
I will stuff one full of chocolate and will put the other on a lean diet

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #10 on:** October 08, 2008, 01:52:38 PM »

Quote from: distantmantra on October 08, 2008, 01:43:27 PM

If it's a boy, Jack. If it's a girl, Claire.

Lost joke?

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #11 on:** October 08, 2008, 01:53:22 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 08, 2008, 01:52:38 PM

Quote from: distantmantra on October 08, 2008, 01:43:27 PM
If it's a boy, Jack. If it's a girl, Claire.

Lost joke?

I don't watch Lost, so no.

Powerslave · « **Reply #12 on:** October 08, 2008, 01:56:07 PM »

Lost

Reb · « **Reply #13 on:** October 08, 2008, 02:32:41 PM »

Nico is a dudes name, dude.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14 on:** October 08, 2008, 02:38:17 PM »

Boy: Barrack
Girl: Hussein

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #15 on:** October 08, 2008, 02:39:23 PM »

Quote from: Rebiak on October 08, 2008, 02:32:41 PM

Nico is a dudes name, dude.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nico

It's not her birth name, but she'd still like to have a word with you.

tiesto · « **Reply #16 on:** October 08, 2008, 02:40:13 PM »

Guy: Ryan
Girl: Audrey

TVC15 · « **Reply #17 on:** October 08, 2008, 02:42:02 PM »

Quote from: distantmantra on October 08, 2008, 02:39:23 PM

Quote from: Rebiak on October 08, 2008, 02:32:41 PM
Nico is a dudes name, dude.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nico

It's not her birth name, but she'd still like to have a word with you.

There's also Neko Case, and I think that is her birth name. She also looks hot when wielding a pool cue.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #18 on:** October 08, 2008, 02:46:35 PM »

Stick Freedom
Ammo Canal
Krinkle Bearcat
Recoil Zoo
Claw Washout
Open Aircraft

Reb · « **Reply #19 on:** October 08, 2008, 02:48:18 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on October 08, 2008, 02:42:02 PM

Quote from: distantmantra on October 08, 2008, 02:39:23 PM
Quote from: Rebiak on October 08, 2008, 02:32:41 PM
Nico is a dudes name, dude.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nico

It's not her birth name, but she'd still like to have a word with you.

There's also Neko Case, and I think that is her birth name. She also looks hot when wielding a pool cue.

Neko is different, Nico is like a dirty poor immigrant.

ShogunOfFear · « **Reply #20 on:** October 08, 2008, 02:57:26 PM »

Boy: PineCone
Girl: Jade

patrickula · « **Reply #21 on:** October 08, 2008, 03:09:43 PM »

My girl's name is Kendra and my name is Patrick (duh). The child would be a Patrick/Kendra hybrid, so we would also give it a hybrid name (though these happen to be real names anyway):
Girl - Petra
Boy - Kendrick

Tauntaun · « **Reply #22 on:** October 08, 2008, 03:13:24 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on October 08, 2008, 01:41:24 PM

Tauntaun

boy & girl, both of them

Powerslave

They shall be well endowed!

OP:

Boy - Rafiki

Girl - Shashiqua (sha-shee-kwa)

Brehvolution · « **Reply #23 on:** October 08, 2008, 03:30:55 PM »

Quote from: patrickula on October 08, 2008, 03:09:43 PM

My girl's name is Kendra and my name is Patrick (duh). The child would be a Patrick/Kendra hybrid, so we would also give it a hybrid name (though these happen to be real names anyway):
Girl - Petra
Boy - Kendrick

Petra is a Christian rock band from the 80's.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #24 on:** October 08, 2008, 03:32:25 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on October 08, 2008, 03:30:55 PM

Quote from: patrickula on October 08, 2008, 03:09:43 PM
My girl's name is Kendra and my name is Patrick (duh). The child would be a Patrick/Kendra hybrid, so we would also give it a hybrid name (though these happen to be real names anyway):
Girl - Petra
Boy - Kendrick

Petra is a Christian rock band from the 80's.

That's exactly what I was thinking of when he typed that.

patrickula · « **Reply #25 on:** October 08, 2008, 03:42:00 PM »

Ha. Petra is also the name of a character in Ender's Game and a super cool place in Jordan

Bloodwake · « **Reply #26 on:** October 08, 2008, 03:54:01 PM »

I'm not having kids, so I don't need names.

One thing's for sure, my kids won't be named after video game characters. I'm not that geeky, sorry.

TVC15 · « **Reply #27 on:** October 08, 2008, 04:03:54 PM »

If it's a chick, Dentata. If it's a boy, Pogo the Clown.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #28 on:** October 08, 2008, 04:05:51 PM »

i tried to get my daughter named Cunnifred Clitorimax Erickson, but no dice

cool breeze · « **Reply #29 on:** October 08, 2008, 04:25:45 PM »

Boy: Didn't Take
Girl: Waitress Girl

BlackMage · « **Reply #30 on:** October 08, 2008, 04:28:56 PM »

If It's a boy, I'll name him: Bob
If It's a girl I'll name her: Bob

BlackMage · « **Reply #31 on:** October 08, 2008, 04:29:47 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on October 08, 2008, 03:13:24 PM

Quote from: Powerslave on October 08, 2008, 01:41:24 PM
Tauntaun

boy & girl, both of them

Powerslave

They shall be well endowed!

OP:

Boy - Rafiki

Girl - Shashiqua (sha-shee-kwa)

sorry tauntaun but if you have any kids they will all be bastards.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #32 on:** October 08, 2008, 04:30:08 PM »

Quote from: Rebiak on October 08, 2008, 02:48:18 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on October 08, 2008, 02:42:02 PM
Quote from: distantmantra on October 08, 2008, 02:39:23 PM
Quote from: Rebiak on October 08, 2008, 02:32:41 PM
Nico is a dudes name, dude.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nico

It's not her birth name, but she'd still like to have a word with you.

There's also Neko Case, and I think that is her birth name. She also looks hot when wielding a pool cue.

Neko is different, Nico is like a dirty poor immigrant.

Spelling doesn't really matter to me. In fact I like Neko a little more.

Full names

Neko Christa
Dylan Leonard or Dylan Lincoln

Reb · « **Reply #33 on:** October 08, 2008, 04:49:43 PM »

Nico - Neko is a huge difference to me.

The first is child abuse, the second is quirky.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #34 on:** October 08, 2008, 04:51:04 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on October 08, 2008, 04:29:47 PM

sorry tauntaun but if you have any kids they will all be bastards.

I already have tons of them, when they are old enough I shall collect them and raise an army to conquer stuff. I germinate people with Tauntaun pollen by just passing them in the street.

Tristam · « **Reply #35 on:** October 08, 2008, 05:20:52 PM »

Guy: Dorian Gray
Girl: Vera

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Wilde homo.

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Powerslave · « **Reply #36 on:** October 08, 2008, 05:24:42 PM »

Shashiqua sounds so ghetto lol

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #37 on:** October 08, 2008, 05:50:11 PM »

Boy: Ash
Girl: Ash

Positive Touch · « **Reply #38 on:** October 08, 2008, 05:51:03 PM »

their names will be Sergeant Slaughter and Robotoid 2000, regardless of gender

Rman · « **Reply #39 on:** October 08, 2008, 05:59:52 PM »

Son: Pilot Inspektor
Daughter: Apple

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These are actual celebrity baby names

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But, honestly, I don't have any ideas. But nothing generic.

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #40 on:** October 08, 2008, 06:11:33 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on October 08, 2008, 12:42:56 PM

BIG EMPHASIS ON IF LOLOLO

But for real, it's gone threw everyone's heads before.

If I have a girl, she's gonna be Nico. If a dude, Dylan.

I'm not trying to sound hipster, I swear.

Fucking horrible names for our kids. Leave the naming to me, ho.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #41 on:** October 08, 2008, 06:29:04 PM »

Joshua, Jana, John-David, Jill, Jessa, Jinger, Joseph, Josiah, Joy-Anna, Jedidiah, Jeremiah, Jason, James, Justin, Jackson, Johannah, and Jennifer

Bildi · « **Reply #42 on:** October 08, 2008, 07:50:18 PM »

Boy: Powerslave
Girl: muckhole

Real Talk.

Powerslave · « **Reply #43 on:** October 08, 2008, 07:56:33 PM »

Finish your veggies Powerslave!

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lol $:-\$

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Great Rumbler · « **Reply #44 on:** October 08, 2008, 08:02:09 PM »

Xerxes Alexander
Richard Charlemagne

Doesn't matter if it's a boy or girl.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #45 on:** October 08, 2008, 08:13:20 PM »

I could have used this thread 8 years ago. $:-\$

Propagandhim · « **Reply #46 on:** October 08, 2008, 08:13:40 PM »

Calamari, FireMan Jones, Pavel Bure Too!, or PizzaAwesome.

And if it's a guy - Thomas.

muckhole · « **Reply #47 on:** October 08, 2008, 08:32:51 PM »

Quote from: Bildi on October 08, 2008, 07:50:18 PM

Boy: Powerslave
Girl: muckhole

Real Talk.

I'm going out to see if I can get preggers!

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #48 on:** October 08, 2008, 09:28:56 PM »

My daughter is called Erin, 'cause it's more-or-less Irish and easy to pronounce for Japanese people.

ok, that's enough of an excuse to post a pic

laesperanzapaz · « **Reply #49 on:** October 08, 2008, 09:31:13 PM »

Powerslave · « **Reply #50 on:** October 08, 2008, 09:31:32 PM »

cuuuuuute

Powerslave · « **Reply #51 on:** October 08, 2008, 09:32:20 PM »

you can dress her up as a moogle

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #52 on:** October 08, 2008, 09:33:57 PM »

Quote from: Night Man on October 08, 2008, 06:29:04 PM

Joshua, Jana, John-David, Jill, Jessa, Jinger, Joseph, Josiah, Joy-Anna, Jedidiah, Jeremiah, Jason, James, Justin, Jackson, Johannah, and Jennifer

How are you going to have more children that times you're going to have sex? assuming the common knowledge that polish sperm is not virile enough to make twins.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #53 on:** October 08, 2008, 09:36:03 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on October 08, 2008, 09:32:20 PM

you can dress her up as a moogle

goddamn there is potential there

tiesto · « **Reply #54 on:** October 08, 2008, 09:46:15 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on October 08, 2008, 09:33:57 PM

Quote from: Night Man on October 08, 2008, 06:29:04 PM
Joshua, Jana, John-David, Jill, Jessa, Jinger, Joseph, Josiah, Joy-Anna, Jedidiah, Jeremiah, Jason, James, Justin, Jackson, Johannah, and Jennifer

How are you going to have more children that times you're going to have sex? assuming the common knowledge that polish sperm is not virile enough to make twins.

Have a lot of Polish children, and when the females are legal, put in a good word for me

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #55 on:** October 08, 2008, 10:40:07 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on October 08, 2008, 09:33:57 PM

Quote from: Night Man on October 08, 2008, 06:29:04 PM
Joshua, Jana, John-David, Jill, Jessa, Jinger, Joseph, Josiah, Joy-Anna, Jedidiah, Jeremiah, Jason, James, Justin, Jackson, Johannah, and Jennifer

How are you going to have more children that times you're going to have sex? assuming the common knowledge that polish sperm is not virile enough to make twins.

Those are the names of Michelle Duggar's 17, and counting, children.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #56 on:** October 08, 2008, 10:42:30 PM »

So she has a kid called 'Jinger Duggar'?

smh

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #57 on:** October 08, 2008, 10:46:15 PM »

Quote from: Cormacaroni on October 08, 2008, 10:42:30 PM

So she has a kid called 'Jinger Duggar'?

smh

Well, there are only so many first names that begin with the letter "J."

The oldest daughter, Jana, is rather cute.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #58 on:** October 08, 2008, 11:04:48 PM »

I'd have thought 'John' would have been a less distinguished mentally-challenged option, for one. But not my problem i guess.

Bildi · « **Reply #59 on:** October 08, 2008, 11:17:00 PM »

I've considered naming a daughter after Zoe in SSX. That's so dorky.

Except Zoe is becoming a very popular name nowadays and will probably sound dated pretty quickly which is something I'd like to avoid.

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Author Topic: If you all have kids someday, what will you name them? (Read 6110 times)