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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: xnikki118x on October 16, 2008, 02:53:12 AM

Title: i got hit on at sheetz again tonight :(
Post by: xnikki118x on October 16, 2008, 02:53:12 AM
Creepy middle-aged Mexican guy: You have nice jeans.
Me: [softly] Thank you.
CMMG: What I meant to say was, *leers* you look good in those jeans.
Me: *smiles politely, stirs hot cocoa*

Seriously, what the fuck? I'm not that pretty, and I don't dress like I want attention. I was wearing jeans (obviously), sneakers, and a hoodie. No makeup.

Do these people just hit on every female that has two legs, or do I have a sign on my forehead that says "PLEASE TALK TO ME IF YOU'RE A CREEPO".

If you recall, something similar happened to me at the same place a few weeks back! http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=25350.msg656333#msg656333

Title: Re: i got hit on at sheetz again tonight :(
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 16, 2008, 02:56:28 AM
You should be a bit nicer to Mupepe.
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Post by: Robo on October 16, 2008, 02:58:53 AM
I only make sober visits to Sheetz when it's too early for the hoodlums to be out carousing.
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Post by: T-Short on October 16, 2008, 03:08:17 AM
why do you hang out at sheetz

sounds like a cry for help
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Post by: cloudwalking on October 16, 2008, 03:10:25 AM
Creepy middle-aged Mexican guy: You have nice jeans.
Me: [softly] Thank you.
CMMG: What I meant to say was, *leers* you look good in those jeans.
Me: *smiles politely, stirs hot cocoa*

Seriously, what the fuck? I'm not that pretty, and I don't dress like I want attention. I was wearing jeans (obviously), sneakers, and a hoodie. No makeup.

Do these people just hit on every female that has two legs, or do I have a sign on my forehead that says "PLEASE TALK TO ME IF YOU'RE A CREEPO".

If you recall, something similar happened to me at the same place a few weeks back! http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=25350.msg656333#msg656333



Hahaha wow, I feel your pain, nikki. It's funny but something really similar happened to me the other day.

I also was just out in jeans and a hoodie and no makeup, standing at the main station getting change for a bus. As I'm standing there getting change I hear someone start walking up behind me.

Creepy middle-aged man: Hi!
Me: *thinking* Is that strange dude talking to me? No, he can't be, he's using informal German. (you don't use informal German except with people you know personally, e.g. friends. It sounds SUPER RUDE otherwise.)
Creepy middle-aged man: Hi! You! How are you?!
Me: *thinking* Oh God, he is talking to me. I'll just feign ignorance.

Then he fucking CORNERS me against the change machine.

Creepy middle-aged man: How are you?
Me: (lying, in English) Sorry, but I don't speak German.
Creepy middle-aged man: (in English) Where you come from?!
Me: ... Canada.
Creepy middle-aged man: I from Turkey.
Me: Ok.
Creepy middle-aged Turkish man: (in German again) You want to go drink a coffee with me?!
Me: (in English) No. I am going to meet my husband for lunch.
Creepy middle-aged Turkish man: (in English) You... house? Okay.
Me: Bye.

Keep in mind this dude was like twice my age probably. Or at least he looked that way.
Title: Re: i got hit on at sheetz again tonight :(
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 16, 2008, 03:12:26 AM
haha TURKS. Go figure!
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Post by: cloudwalking on October 16, 2008, 03:13:58 AM
almost every time i get hit on here it's by some weird foreigner.

well there was that one time the drunken swiss guys tried to kidnap me and my friend.

usually my "i no speak german" out works, but not always.
Title: Re: i got hit on at sheetz again tonight :(
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 16, 2008, 03:14:44 AM
You need to look more dangerous while you are out. Get an eye patch!
Title: Re: i got hit on at sheetz again tonight :(
Post by: xnikki118x on October 16, 2008, 03:17:11 AM
You should be a bit nicer to Mupepe.

Mupepe knows I love him. :) :) :)

do you have father issues / low self-esteem that shows through your eyes?

I think every woman has self-esteem issues to a certain degree, but I'm not too terrible with mine. I don't think I'm ugly or anything. I have some father issues, but I never really think about them and sometimes even forget that I don't know my birth father. (My mom got married when I was very young and her husband adopted me. He's my daddy and we are thisclose.)


why do you hang out at sheetz

sounds like a cry for help

I wanted hot chocolate and there is none in my house! It's so sad! :'(


Cloud, your story is excellent. You want to go drink a coffee with me?!?!!?!?!?! :lol
Also, hold up, did you and Jarosh get married or was that a way to get the creepo away from you? Maybe I should start using that line. "Creepy compliment." "Thanks, my husband thinks so too!"
Title: Re: i got hit on at sheetz again tonight :(
Post by: cloudwalking on October 16, 2008, 03:20:28 AM
almost every time i get hit on here it's by some weird foreigner.

maybe it's because you're a weird foreigner :wag

no, i'm the cool foreigner. whenever someone hears i'm from canada they're all like "fuck yeah"

we had a discussion in german class a while back about needing visas to stay in switzerland because most of the class were from all kinds of goofy countries like kyrgystan. the american girl and i were like "man it sucks that all you guys have to deal with visas constantly." then we were accused by the whole class, including the teacher, of being "first class foreigners." :(
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Post by: Oblivion on October 16, 2008, 03:24:22 AM
Maybe he just thought those pants would make him look pretty as well,and just wanted to know where you purchased them. :(
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Post by: cloudwalking on October 16, 2008, 03:24:43 AM
Cloud, your story is excellent. You want to go drink a coffee with me?!?!!?!?!?! :lol
Also, hold up, did you and Jarosh get married or was that a way to get the creepo away from you? Maybe I should start using that line. "Creepy compliment." "Thanks, my husband thinks so too!"

there was also the time some really weird albanian guy stalked me through the main station. he literally followed me for 20 minutes and attempted to make conversation at the beginning, i ignored him, then he followed me for another 15 minutes. i went into a cosmetics store and he didn't dare follow me in there, though.

and yeah, jarosh is my husband, even though i'd still use that "husband" excuse before we were married. he mentioned it on gaf the other day that we're actually married. :)
Title: Re: i got hit on at sheetz again tonight :(
Post by: Mandark on October 16, 2008, 03:26:45 AM
Stories like this always make me feel guilty for being a dude.
Title: Re: i got hit on at sheetz again tonight :(
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 16, 2008, 03:27:41 AM
Im doing my part to fight said dudes by having not hit on a woman in years. :/
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Post by: Flannel Boy on October 16, 2008, 03:28:54 AM
Stories like this always make me feel guilty for being a dude.

As a white, Jewish, liberal male, aren't you tired of feeling guilty all the time.
Title: Re: i got hit on at sheetz again tonight :(
Post by: cloudwalking on October 16, 2008, 03:30:36 AM
Stories like this always make me feel guilty for being a dude.

yeah but most "normal" dudes don't hit on girls half their age and comment about how they look in their jeans
Title: Re: i got hit on at sheetz again tonight :(
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 16, 2008, 03:33:34 AM
Stories like this always make me feel guilty for being a dude.

yeah but most "normal" dudes don't hit on girls half their age and comment about how they look in their jeans

Yeah I will say that as I get older, I do want older women.
Title: Re: i got hit on at sheetz again tonight :(
Post by: The Sceneman on October 16, 2008, 03:33:53 AM
man I need to to sheetz, sounds like its babe central
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Post by: xnikki118x on October 16, 2008, 03:35:26 AM
almost every time i get hit on here it's by some weird foreigner.

maybe it's because you're a weird foreigner :wag

no, i'm the cool foreigner. whenever someone hears i'm from canada they're all like "fuck yeah"

we had a discussion in german class a while back about needing visas to stay in switzerland because most of the class were from all kinds of goofy countries like kyrgystan. the american girl and i were like "man it sucks that all you guys have to deal with visas constantly." then we were accused by the whole class, including the teacher, of being "first class foreigners." :(

WTF?

Cosmetics store? Good idea, haha. One time in the car my mom swore someone was following us, so she drove right into the parking lot of the police station. If the guy was following us, he wasn't after that.

Congrats on getting married!


Men who hit on women young enough to be their daughters? Creepy. Definitely creepy.
Title: Re: i got hit on at sheetz again tonight :(
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 16, 2008, 03:37:25 AM
man I need to to sheetz, sounds like its babe central

Just make a Sheetz sign and put it over your house. The babes will come to you.
Title: Re: i got hit on at sheetz again tonight :(
Post by: cloudwalking on October 16, 2008, 03:39:35 AM
man I need to to sheetz, sounds like its babe central

(http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n156/meganekko_pie/sheetz.jpg)

BABE CENTRAL
Title: Re: i got hit on at sheetz again tonight :(
Post by: Oblivion on October 16, 2008, 03:41:45 AM
Men who hit on women young enough to be their daughters? Creepy. Definitely creepy.

Sounds kinda hot, tbh.  :-*
Title: Re: i got hit on at sheetz again tonight :(
Post by: Mandark on October 16, 2008, 03:42:17 AM
Malek: Don't forget American.  I'm the main beneficiary of a global neoimperialist hegemon!

cloudwalking: True, but I'm constantly amazed at how ubiquitous sexual harassment/creepy behavior is.  Every girl I know has multiple stories in this vein and they all follow those up with some version of "what is it about me?" (yes, I know they're partially joking) as if they're the ones who somehow screwed up.

I mean, how do these guys not realize what assholes they're being?  It's almost a bit easier to accept in some of the extreme cases, where there might be serious mental problems involved.
Title: Re: i got hit on at sheetz again tonight :(
Post by: Bildi on October 16, 2008, 03:57:30 AM
man I need to to sheetz, sounds like its babe central

Lets split the costs and go together.  We can clean up with our exotic foreign accents.
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Post by: drozmight on October 16, 2008, 04:04:02 AM
I've noticed women see me walking in their direction and run away, or quicken their pace to get away from me.  Usually it's when I'm walking home around dusk along this bike trail after class.  It's probably the scraggly beard... and that I'm a big burly scary looking guy.

Once I went to get my mail at my old apartment building, and it's night... I'm wearing my hooded sweatshirt and it's cold so I have the hood up... basically I look like a creepy hobo.  Some guy turns around the corner of the mail box building and sees me, turns to run and slips on some ice instead.  It was awkward.




This isn't relevant at all--I just felt like writing about myself.
Title: Re: i got hit on at sheetz again tonight :(
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 16, 2008, 04:11:30 AM
:bow first-class foreigners :bow2

Being a white man in Tokyo is the next best thing to coming from Krypton.

Title: Re: i got hit on at sheetz again tonight :(
Post by: Sho Nuff on October 16, 2008, 04:13:26 AM
Do they still have Shmuffins at Sheetz?
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Post by: TVC15 on October 16, 2008, 04:15:41 AM
why do you hang out at sheetz

sounds like a cry for help

Sheetz has pretty great on-demand breakfast sandwiches.  You clearly do not get Sheetz.

Do they still have Shmuffins at Sheetz?

Oh man, how I miss getting completely obliterated with friends and then going to "get shmuffed"
Title: Re: i got hit on at sheetz again tonight :(
Post by: cloudwalking on October 16, 2008, 04:30:02 AM
:bow first-class foreigners :bow2

Being a white man in Tokyo is the next best thing to coming from Krypton.



most of the time when i talk to people, they first ask me if i'm from england when they hear my accent. when they find out i'm canadian, they get super excited. "and you live here?! and you speak german so well?" if i really want to shock them, i tell them i speak swiss german. that's some mindblowng shit right there.

oh, and if i really want to make their head explode, i tell them i'm an american. they cannot comprehend an american who speaks german and swiss german without a horribly disgusting accent to the point of almost being incomprhensible. because everyone knows americans can't learn languages.

seriously, you guys know it's true. don't try to deny this. whenever i have to deal with americans in german it makes my stomach churn. even worse if i am out with one and they are trying to speak it, they just fucking embarrass me.
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Post by: The Sceneman on October 16, 2008, 04:34:02 AM
man I need to to sheetz, sounds like its babe central

Lets split the costs and go together.  We can clean up with our exotic foreign accents.

lol, yep chicks love my kiwi accent

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Post by: Cormacaroni on October 16, 2008, 04:46:00 AM
I've met a *few* Americans who speak Japanese well. On closer investigation, they typically turn out to be half-British or something though. Why would they learn a foreign language when everyone speaks Smith & Wesson ???
Title: Re: i got hit on at sheetz again tonight :(
Post by: Fresh Prince on October 16, 2008, 05:38:18 AM
No wonder the Swiss want to kick out foreigners; they keep trying to steal their women.
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Post by: T-Short on October 16, 2008, 05:39:19 AM
why do you hang out at sheetz

sounds like a cry for help

Sheetz has pretty great on-demand breakfast sandwiches.  You clearly do not get Sheetz.

:) Touché. I don't, I just checked out the webpage.
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Post by: bork on October 16, 2008, 06:13:36 AM
we had a discussion in german class a while back about needing visas to stay in switzerland because most of the class were from all kinds of goofy countries like kyrgystan. the american girl and i were like "man it sucks that all you guys have to deal with visas constantly." then we were accused by the whole class, including the teacher, of being "first class foreigners." :(

Well it's true.  We are.  Next time just point and laugh.

:bow first-class foreigners :bow2

Being a white man in Tokyo is the next best thing to coming from Krypton.



 :lol :lol :lol :lol

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Post by: Tauntaun on October 16, 2008, 10:02:55 AM
Cloud, your story is excellent. You want to go drink a coffee with me?!?!!?!?!?! :lol
Also, hold up, did you and Jarosh get married or was that a way to get the creepo away from you? Maybe I should start using that line. "Creepy compliment." "Thanks, my husband thinks so too!"

there was also the time some really weird albanian guy stalked me through the main station. he literally followed me for 20 minutes and attempted to make conversation at the beginning, i ignored him, then he followed me for another 15 minutes. i went into a cosmetics store and he didn't dare follow me in there, though.

and yeah, jarosh is my husband, even though i'd still use that "husband" excuse before we were married. he mentioned it on gaf the other day that we're actually married. :)

How did I miss this?  No wonder Jarosh was all confused when I jokingly asked him when the wedding was.  DOH.  This makes me feel better though about when you guys come to the US cause married dudes touching each other isn't gay OR cheating, it's just something married dudes do.   :-*  We can finally, "reunite." 

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Edit: Also, jeans and hoodies are HAWT!  When my wife wears that I'm like, nomnomnom.  Anything she wears I'm like that but yeah.  :D
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Post by: tiesto on October 16, 2008, 10:23:59 AM
Stories like this always make me feel guilty for being a dude.

yeah but most "normal" dudes don't hit on girls half their age and comment about how they look in their jeans

Yeah I will say that as I get older, I do want older women.

Speak for yourself!!! Haha, if I am old and single I will still be chasing cute nubile women  8)

If you're gonna be an old man some day, why not be a dirty old man?  :-*
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Post by: tiesto on October 16, 2008, 10:25:45 AM
man I need to to sheetz, sounds like its babe central

Lets split the costs and go together.  We can clean up with our exotic foreign accents.

lol, yep chicks love my kiwi accent

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American chicks are suckers for Aussie accents, I'd imagine the same holds true for NZ accents. Likewise, I was told by some Australian dude at a club that I would clean up if I went down to Oz, with my thick Lawn Guyland accent.

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Post by: Tieno on October 16, 2008, 11:03:34 AM
damn, I didn't know jarosh got married to cloud. Locked that one in fast.
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Post by: Reb on October 16, 2008, 11:20:10 AM
I feel so cheated, first no pictures of Nikki's pants, and now I find out cloudwalking withheld wedding dress pictures from us?
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Post by: Tauntaun on October 16, 2008, 11:30:41 AM
I feel so cheated, first no pictures of Nikki's pants, and now I find out cloudwalking withheld wedding dress pictures from us?

u gay?
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 16, 2008, 11:32:13 AM
Congrats, Cloud! What was the wedding like? Big? Small?
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Post by: chronovore on October 16, 2008, 11:33:03 AM
:bow first-class foreigners :bow2

Being a white man in Tokyo is the next best thing to coming from Krypton.



KNEEL BEFORE CORMACARONI
Title: Re: i got hit on at sheetz again tonight :(
Post by: Reb on October 16, 2008, 11:40:52 AM
I feel so cheated, first no pictures of Nikki's pants, and now I find out cloudwalking withheld wedding dress pictures from us?

u gay?

no u?

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Post by: Tauntaun on October 16, 2008, 11:43:55 AM
I feel so cheated, first no pictures of Nikki's pants, and now I find out cloudwalking withheld wedding dress pictures from us?

u gay?

no u?

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no, u mad?

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:tauntaun  I have humps galore.  :-*
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Post by: Reb on October 16, 2008, 11:53:14 AM
Edit: Also, jeans and hoodies are HAWT!  When my wife wears that I'm like, nomnomnom.  Anything she wears I'm like that but yeah.  :D

wait a second, Tauntaun is married? 0_o;

but he looked so young (18ish) in the pic thread! (plus he humps everything that moves)

Dammit! I also missed Tauntaun's picture?!
Title: Re: i got hit on at sheetz again tonight :(
Post by: Tauntaun on October 16, 2008, 11:59:30 AM
HUAHUAHUAHUA!  :tauntaun

I'm 26 now and will have been married for 4 years come November. :punch
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Post by: Bloodwake on October 16, 2008, 12:26:52 PM
man I need to to sheetz, sounds like its babe central

(http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n156/meganekko_pie/sheetz.jpg)

BABE CENTRAL

LOL
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on October 16, 2008, 12:37:00 PM
I hit on females at the local CoOp.

"You like fresh fruit too? How crazy is that! You know what else is crazy?"

They buy it all the time
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Post by: Tauntaun on October 16, 2008, 01:35:58 PM
Congrats, Cloud! What was the wedding like? Big? Small?
fairly small. i wouldn't have minded for it to be REALLY small and private though. but with an italian family that's hard to... uh... enforce.

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Distant has a great idea for a gift.

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Post by: cool breeze on October 16, 2008, 01:43:25 PM
I need to get married to fit in.  Not cool, man.
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Post by: Tauntaun on October 16, 2008, 02:25:41 PM
I need to get married to fit in.  Not cool, man.

It's an elite group, we have our own secret thread where we share nudes of each other and compare penis sizes. :heart
Title: Re: i got hit on at sheetz again tonight :(
Post by: Brehvolution on October 16, 2008, 03:38:24 PM
Face it Nikki, you are a hot babe and the locals are taking notice. Maybe if you wore something more revealing, you would get the hot guys hitting on you since the scumbags will just think you are out of their league. :-*
Title: Re: i got hit on at sheetz again tonight :(
Post by: Tauntaun on October 16, 2008, 03:48:08 PM
Face it Nikki, you are a hot babe and the locals are taking notice. Maybe if you wore something more revealing, you would get the hot guys hitting on you since the scumbags will just think you are out of their league. :-*

Or:

A. Carry a flamethrower with you at all times.

B. Carry a giant cardboard cutout of Ecro with you at all times.

:punch

C. Both.  :gun
Title: Re: i got hit on at sheetz again tonight :(
Post by: etiolate on October 16, 2008, 10:02:33 PM
What is creepy behavior and what isn't is helped in its definition by the setting of the encounter and the response to the encounter. If a less than appealing male comes up to a female and makes flirtations outside a Denny's then its creepy. If a more appealing male makes the same flirtations towards a female outside a fairground midway then it's open game. Also, if the male from the first example approaches a female more his 'level' in the dating game outside a bar, and attempts the same approach, he may succeed.

The males just know their lines work sometimes and sometimes not, so they keep trying regardless of where they may be or what the target may think of them.
Title: Re: i got hit on at sheetz again tonight :(
Post by: Greatness Gone on October 16, 2008, 10:12:29 PM
No make-up? That would be a huge fucking turn on for me if I was straight. Make-up looks sooooooo much better on men.
Title: Re: i got hit on at sheetz again tonight :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on October 16, 2008, 10:37:31 PM
Quote
What is creepy behavior and what isn't is helped in its definition by the setting of the encounter and the response to the encounter. If a less than appealing male comes up to a female and makes flirtations outside a Denny's then its creepy. If a more appealing male makes the same flirtations towards a female outside a fairground midway then it's open game. Also, if the male from the first example approaches a female more his 'level' in the dating game outside a bar, and attempts the same approach, he may succeed.

so does this go for every species or just humans?
Title: Re: i got hit on at sheetz again tonight :(
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 16, 2008, 10:41:33 PM
Why is cupcakes here and Nikki always hating on us CREEPOS?  Such bigots.  We're nice chaps if you just let us fondle the HOT hoodies and let us into those HOT jeans.
Title: Re: i got hit on at sheetz again tonight :(
Post by: xnikki118x on October 17, 2008, 01:09:11 AM
A. Carry a flamethrower with you at all times.

SPACEBALLS THE FLAME THROWER.
Title: Re: i got hit on at sheetz again tonight :(
Post by: laesperanzapaz on October 17, 2008, 02:02:28 AM
wow this forum's admin got married and didn't celebrate with its members on such a momentous occasion

congrats btw

what does his sperm taste like, hmm?
Title: Re: i got hit on at sheetz again tonight :(
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 17, 2008, 02:11:03 AM
wow this forum's admin got married and didn't celebrate with its members on such a momentous occasion

congrats btw

what does his sperm taste like, hmm?

you should know, dude.
Title: Re: i got hit on at sheetz again tonight :(
Post by: cool breeze on October 17, 2008, 02:28:09 AM
I need to get married to fit in.  Not cool, man.

It's an elite group, we have our own secret thread where we share nudes of each other and compare penis sizes. :heart

:o holly shit batman!

swaggaz! to the Batmobile.

I don't want to get married, I just want in the club.

If only Christina Hendricks showed up at my door asking me to be her male Christina Hendricks, but shit like that never happens.