i got hit on at sheetz again tonight :(

[xnikki118x]

Creepy middle-aged Mexican guy: You have nice jeans.
Me: [softly] Thank you.
CMMG: What I meant to say was, *leers* you look good in those jeans.
Me: *smiles politely, stirs hot cocoa*

Seriously, what the fuck? I'm not that pretty, and I don't dress like I want attention. I was wearing jeans (obviously), sneakers, and a hoodie. No makeup.

Do these people just hit on every female that has two legs, or do I have a sign on my forehead that says "PLEASE TALK TO ME IF YOU'RE A CREEPO".

If you recall, something similar happened to me at the same place a few weeks back! http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=25350.msg656333#msg656333

[MrAngryFace]

You should be a bit nicer to Mupepe.

[Robo]

I only make sober visits to Sheetz when it's too early for the hoodlums to be out carousing.

[T-Short]

why do you hang out at sheetz

sounds like a cry for help

[cloudwalking]

Creepy middle-aged Mexican guy: You have nice jeans.
Me: [softly] Thank you.
CMMG: What I meant to say was, *leers* you look good in those jeans.
Me: *smiles politely, stirs hot cocoa*

Seriously, what the fuck? I'm not that pretty, and I don't dress like I want attention. I was wearing jeans (obviously), sneakers, and a hoodie. No makeup.

Do these people just hit on every female that has two legs, or do I have a sign on my forehead that says "PLEASE TALK TO ME IF YOU'RE A CREEPO".

If you recall, something similar happened to me at the same place a few weeks back! http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=25350.msg656333#msg656333

Hahaha wow, I feel your pain, nikki. It's funny but something really similar happened to me the other day.

I also was just out in jeans and a hoodie and no makeup, standing at the main station getting change for a bus. As I'm standing there getting change I hear someone start walking up behind me.

Creepy middle-aged man: Hi!
Me: *thinking* Is that strange dude talking to me? No, he can't be, he's using informal German. (you don't use informal German except with people you know personally, e.g. friends. It sounds SUPER RUDE otherwise.)
Creepy middle-aged man: Hi! You! How are you?!
Me: *thinking* Oh God, he is talking to me. I'll just feign ignorance.

Then he fucking CORNERS me against the change machine.

Creepy middle-aged man: How are you?
Me: (lying, in English) Sorry, but I don't speak German.
Creepy middle-aged man: (in English) Where you come from?!
Me: ... Canada.
Creepy middle-aged man: I from Turkey.
Me: Ok.
Creepy middle-aged Turkish man: (in German again) You want to go drink a coffee with me?!
Me: (in English) No. I am going to meet my husband for lunch.
Creepy middle-aged Turkish man: (in English) You... house? Okay.
Me: Bye.

Keep in mind this dude was like twice my age probably. Or at least he looked that way.

[MrAngryFace]

haha TURKS. Go figure!

[cloudwalking]

almost every time i get hit on here it's by some weird foreigner.

well there was that one time the drunken swiss guys tried to kidnap me and my friend.

usually my "i no speak german" out works, but not always.

[MrAngryFace]

You need to look more dangerous while you are out. Get an eye patch!

[xnikki118x]

You should be a bit nicer to Mupepe.

Mupepe knows I love him.

do you have father issues / low self-esteem that shows through your eyes?

I think every woman has self-esteem issues to a certain degree, but I'm not too terrible with mine. I don't think I'm ugly or anything. I have some father issues, but I never really think about them and sometimes even forget that I don't know my birth father. (My mom got married when I was very young and her husband adopted me. He's my daddy and we are thisclose.)

why do you hang out at sheetz

sounds like a cry for help

I wanted hot chocolate and there is none in my house! It's so sad! :'(


Cloud, your story is excellent. You want to go drink a coffee with me?!?!!?!?!?!
Also, hold up, did you and Jarosh get married or was that a way to get the creepo away from you? Maybe I should start using that line. "Creepy compliment." "Thanks, my husband thinks so too!"

[cloudwalking]

almost every time i get hit on here it's by some weird foreigner.

maybe it's because you're a weird foreigner

no, i'm the cool foreigner. whenever someone hears i'm from canada they're all like "fuck yeah"

we had a discussion in german class a while back about needing visas to stay in switzerland because most of the class were from all kinds of goofy countries like kyrgystan. the american girl and i were like "man it sucks that all you guys have to deal with visas constantly." then we were accused by the whole class, including the teacher, of being "first class foreigners."

[Oblivion]

Maybe he just thought those pants would make him look pretty as well,and just wanted to know where you purchased them.

[cloudwalking]

Cloud, your story is excellent. You want to go drink a coffee with me?!?!!?!?!?!
Also, hold up, did you and Jarosh get married or was that a way to get the creepo away from you? Maybe I should start using that line. "Creepy compliment." "Thanks, my husband thinks so too!"

there was also the time some really weird albanian guy stalked me through the main station. he literally followed me for 20 minutes and attempted to make conversation at the beginning, i ignored him, then he followed me for another 15 minutes. i went into a cosmetics store and he didn't dare follow me in there, though.

and yeah, jarosh is my husband, even though i'd still use that "husband" excuse before we were married. he mentioned it on gaf the other day that we're actually married.

[Mandark]

Stories like this always make me feel guilty for being a dude.

[MrAngryFace]

Im doing my part to fight said dudes by having not hit on a woman in years. :/

[Flannel Boy]

Stories like this always make me feel guilty for being a dude.

As a white, Jewish, liberal male, aren't you tired of feeling guilty all the time.

[cloudwalking]

Stories like this always make me feel guilty for being a dude.

yeah but most "normal" dudes don't hit on girls half their age and comment about how they look in their jeans

[MrAngryFace]

Stories like this always make me feel guilty for being a dude.

yeah but most "normal" dudes don't hit on girls half their age and comment about how they look in their jeans

Yeah I will say that as I get older, I do want older women.

[The Sceneman]

man I need to to sheetz, sounds like its babe central

[xnikki118x]

almost every time i get hit on here it's by some weird foreigner.

maybe it's because you're a weird foreigner

no, i'm the cool foreigner. whenever someone hears i'm from canada they're all like "fuck yeah"

we had a discussion in german class a while back about needing visas to stay in switzerland because most of the class were from all kinds of goofy countries like kyrgystan. the american girl and i were like "man it sucks that all you guys have to deal with visas constantly." then we were accused by the whole class, including the teacher, of being "first class foreigners."

WTF?

Cosmetics store? Good idea, haha. One time in the car my mom swore someone was following us, so she drove right into the parking lot of the police station. If the guy was following us, he wasn't after that.

Congrats on getting married!


Men who hit on women young enough to be their daughters? Creepy. Definitely creepy.

[MrAngryFace]

man I need to to sheetz, sounds like its babe central

Just make a Sheetz sign and put it over your house. The babes will come to you.

[cloudwalking]

man I need to to sheetz, sounds like its babe central

BABE CENTRAL

[Oblivion]

Men who hit on women young enough to be their daughters? Creepy. Definitely creepy.

Sounds kinda hot, tbh. 

[Mandark]

Malek: Don't forget American.  I'm the main beneficiary of a global neoimperialist hegemon!

cloudwalking: True, but I'm constantly amazed at how ubiquitous sexual harassment/creepy behavior is.  Every girl I know has multiple stories in this vein and they all follow those up with some version of "what is it about me?" (yes, I know they're partially joking) as if they're the ones who somehow screwed up.

I mean, how do these guys not realize what assholes they're being?  It's almost a bit easier to accept in some of the extreme cases, where there might be serious mental problems involved.

[Bildi]

man I need to to sheetz, sounds like its babe central

Lets split the costs and go together.  We can clean up with our exotic foreign accents.

[drozmight]

I've noticed women see me walking in their direction and run away, or quicken their pace to get away from me.  Usually it's when I'm walking home around dusk along this bike trail after class.  It's probably the scraggly beard... and that I'm a big burly scary looking guy.

Once I went to get my mail at my old apartment building, and it's night... I'm wearing my hooded sweatshirt and it's cold so I have the hood up... basically I look like a creepy hobo.  Some guy turns around the corner of the mail box building and sees me, turns to run and slips on some ice instead.  It was awkward.




This isn't relevant at all--I just felt like writing about myself.

[Cormacaroni]

first-class foreigners

Being a white man in Tokyo is the next best thing to coming from Krypton.

[Sho Nuff]

Do they still have Shmuffins at Sheetz?

[TVC15]

why do you hang out at sheetz

sounds like a cry for help

Sheetz has pretty great on-demand breakfast sandwiches.  You clearly do not get Sheetz.

Do they still have Shmuffins at Sheetz?

Oh man, how I miss getting completely obliterated with friends and then going to "get shmuffed"

[cloudwalking]

first-class foreigners

Being a white man in Tokyo is the next best thing to coming from Krypton.

most of the time when i talk to people, they first ask me if i'm from england when they hear my accent. when they find out i'm canadian, they get super excited. "and you live here?! and you speak german so well?" if i really want to shock them, i tell them i speak swiss german. that's some mindblowng shit right there.

oh, and if i really want to make their head explode, i tell them i'm an american. they cannot comprehend an american who speaks german and swiss german without a horribly disgusting accent to the point of almost being incomprhensible. because everyone knows americans can't learn languages.

seriously, you guys know it's true. don't try to deny this. whenever i have to deal with americans in german it makes my stomach churn. even worse if i am out with one and they are trying to speak it, they just fucking embarrass me.

[The Sceneman]

man I need to to sheetz, sounds like its babe central

Lets split the costs and go together.  We can clean up with our exotic foreign accents.

lol, yep chicks love my kiwi accent

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I cant verify if this is true

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[Cormacaroni]

I've met a *few* Americans who speak Japanese well. On closer investigation, they typically turn out to be half-British or something though. Why would they learn a foreign language when everyone speaks Smith & Wesson

[Fresh Prince]

No wonder the Swiss want to kick out foreigners; they keep trying to steal their women.

[T-Short]

why do you hang out at sheetz

sounds like a cry for help

Sheetz has pretty great on-demand breakfast sandwiches.  You clearly do not get Sheetz.

Touché. I don't, I just checked out the webpage.

[bork]

we had a discussion in german class a while back about needing visas to stay in switzerland because most of the class were from all kinds of goofy countries like kyrgystan. the american girl and i were like "man it sucks that all you guys have to deal with visas constantly." then we were accused by the whole class, including the teacher, of being "first class foreigners."

Well it's true.  We are.  Next time just point and laugh.

first-class foreigners

Being a white man in Tokyo is the next best thing to coming from Krypton.

 

[Tauntaun]

Cloud, your story is excellent. You want to go drink a coffee with me?!?!!?!?!?!
Also, hold up, did you and Jarosh get married or was that a way to get the creepo away from you? Maybe I should start using that line. "Creepy compliment." "Thanks, my husband thinks so too!"

there was also the time some really weird albanian guy stalked me through the main station. he literally followed me for 20 minutes and attempted to make conversation at the beginning, i ignored him, then he followed me for another 15 minutes. i went into a cosmetics store and he didn't dare follow me in there, though.

and yeah, jarosh is my husband, even though i'd still use that "husband" excuse before we were married. he mentioned it on gaf the other day that we're actually married.

How did I miss this?  No wonder Jarosh was all confused when I jokingly asked him when the wedding was.  DOH.  This makes me feel better though about when you guys come to the US cause married dudes touching each other isn't gay OR cheating, it's just something married dudes do.     We can finally, "reunite." 

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Edit: Also, jeans and hoodies are HAWT!  When my wife wears that I'm like, nomnomnom.  Anything she wears I'm like that but yeah. 

[tiesto]

Stories like this always make me feel guilty for being a dude.

yeah but most "normal" dudes don't hit on girls half their age and comment about how they look in their jeans

Yeah I will say that as I get older, I do want older women.

Speak for yourself!!! Haha, if I am old and single I will still be chasing cute nubile women 

If you're gonna be an old man some day, why not be a dirty old man? 

[tiesto]

man I need to to sheetz, sounds like its babe central

Lets split the costs and go together.  We can clean up with our exotic foreign accents.

lol, yep chicks love my kiwi accent

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I cant verify if this is true

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American chicks are suckers for Aussie accents, I'd imagine the same holds true for NZ accents. Likewise, I was told by some Australian dude at a club that I would clean up if I went down to Oz, with my thick Lawn Guyland accent.

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And considering how much I browse Abby Winters, I think I might have to make a trip out there

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[Tieno]

damn, I didn't know jarosh got married to cloud. Locked that one in fast.

[Reb]

I feel so cheated, first no pictures of Nikki's pants, and now I find out cloudwalking withheld wedding dress pictures from us?

[Tauntaun]

I feel so cheated, first no pictures of Nikki's pants, and now I find out cloudwalking withheld wedding dress pictures from us?

u gay?

[Mr. Gundam]

Congrats, Cloud! What was the wedding like? Big? Small?

[chronovore]

first-class foreigners

Being a white man in Tokyo is the next best thing to coming from Krypton.

KNEEL BEFORE CORMACARONI

[Reb]

I feel so cheated, first no pictures of Nikki's pants, and now I find out cloudwalking withheld wedding dress pictures from us?

u gay?

no u?

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NO HUMP FOR YOU!

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[Tauntaun]

I feel so cheated, first no pictures of Nikki's pants, and now I find out cloudwalking withheld wedding dress pictures from us?

u gay?

no u?

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NO HUMP FOR YOU!

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no, u mad?

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  I have humps galore. 

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[Reb]

Edit: Also, jeans and hoodies are HAWT!  When my wife wears that I'm like, nomnomnom.  Anything she wears I'm like that but yeah. 

wait a second, Tauntaun is married? 0_o;

but he looked so young (18ish) in the pic thread! (plus he humps everything that moves)

Dammit! I also missed Tauntaun's picture?!

[Tauntaun]

HUAHUAHUAHUA! 

I'm 26 now and will have been married for 4 years come November.

[Bloodwake]

man I need to to sheetz, sounds like its babe central

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BABE CENTRAL

LOL

[MyNameIsMethodis]

I hit on females at the local CoOp.

"You like fresh fruit too? How crazy is that! You know what else is crazy?"

They buy it all the time

[Tauntaun]

Congrats, Cloud! What was the wedding like? Big? Small?

fairly small. i wouldn't have minded for it to be REALLY small and private though. but with an italian family that's hard to... uh... enforce.

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it's our anniversary next week 

[close]

Distant has a great idea for a gift.

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Butt plug.   Insert like so

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[cool breeze]

I need to get married to fit in.  Not cool, man.

[Tauntaun]

I need to get married to fit in.  Not cool, man.

It's an elite group, we have our own secret thread where we share nudes of each other and compare penis sizes.

[Brehvolution]

Face it Nikki, you are a hot babe and the locals are taking notice. Maybe if you wore something more revealing, you would get the hot guys hitting on you since the scumbags will just think you are out of their league.

[Tauntaun]

Face it Nikki, you are a hot babe and the locals are taking notice. Maybe if you wore something more revealing, you would get the hot guys hitting on you since the scumbags will just think you are out of their league.

Or:

A. Carry a flamethrower with you at all times.

B. Carry a giant cardboard cutout of Ecro with you at all times.



C. Both. 

[etiolate]

What is creepy behavior and what isn't is helped in its definition by the setting of the encounter and the response to the encounter. If a less than appealing male comes up to a female and makes flirtations outside a Denny's then its creepy. If a more appealing male makes the same flirtations towards a female outside a fairground midway then it's open game. Also, if the male from the first example approaches a female more his 'level' in the dating game outside a bar, and attempts the same approach, he may succeed.

The males just know their lines work sometimes and sometimes not, so they keep trying regardless of where they may be or what the target may think of them.

[Greatness Gone]

No make-up? That would be a huge fucking turn on for me if I was straight. Make-up looks sooooooo much better on men.

[recursivelyenumerable]

What is creepy behavior and what isn't is helped in its definition by the setting of the encounter and the response to the encounter. If a less than appealing male comes up to a female and makes flirtations outside a Denny's then its creepy. If a more appealing male makes the same flirtations towards a female outside a fairground midway then it's open game. Also, if the male from the first example approaches a female more his 'level' in the dating game outside a bar, and attempts the same approach, he may succeed.

so does this go for every species or just humans?

[Madrun Badrun]

Why is cupcakes here and Nikki always hating on us CREEPOS?  Such bigots.  We're nice chaps if you just let us fondle the HOT hoodies and let us into those HOT jeans.

[xnikki118x]

A. Carry a flamethrower with you at all times.

SPACEBALLS THE FLAME THROWER.

[laesperanzapaz]

wow this forum's admin got married and didn't celebrate with its members on such a momentous occasion

congrats btw

what does his sperm taste like, hmm?

[Flannel Boy]

wow this forum's admin got married and didn't celebrate with its members on such a momentous occasion

congrats btw

what does his sperm taste like, hmm?

you should know, dude.