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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Flannel Boy on November 07, 2008, 01:04:24 AM

Title: Jennifer Aniston >>>> Angelina Jolie
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 07, 2008, 01:04:24 AM
BOMBS A DROPIN'

(http://www.freshnews.in/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/jennifer-aniston.jpg)
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston >>>> Angelina Jolie
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on November 07, 2008, 01:07:30 AM
Only in the fact that Leprechaun is clearly superior to Cyborg 2.
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston >>>> Angelina Jolie
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 07, 2008, 01:07:58 AM

SHUT UP
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston >>>> Angelina Jolie
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 07, 2008, 01:09:10 AM
No
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston >>>> Angelina Jolie
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on November 07, 2008, 01:11:01 AM
both have seven-inch wide vaginas
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston >>>> Angelina Jolie
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 07, 2008, 01:12:36 AM
No
SHUT UP
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston >>>> Angelina Jolie
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 07, 2008, 01:14:32 AM
Hell no. 
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston >>>> Angelina Jolie
Post by: Robo on November 07, 2008, 01:15:44 AM
both have seven-inch wide vaginas

:bow brad pitt's cock :bow2
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston >>>> Angelina Jolie
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 07, 2008, 01:16:13 AM
SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston >>>> Angelina Jolie
Post by: muckhole on November 07, 2008, 01:16:49 AM
both have seven-inch wide vaginas

:bow brad pitt's cock :bow2


:rofl
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston >>>> Angelina Jolie
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 07, 2008, 01:18:27 AM
I bet it looks like beef curtains down there for Aniston
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston >>>> Angelina Jolie
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 07, 2008, 01:19:01 AM
Shit she's almost forty.

TheBlackStallion is hysterical THIS THREAD

edit: fucking evilbore censors.

edit 2: shit this is her father: (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1c/Vkiriakis.jpg)

edit 3: when I was 6 or 7 my mom made me record "Day's of Our Lives" while she worked, and I ended up watching the entire episodes.
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston >>>> Angelina Jolie
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on November 07, 2008, 01:40:00 AM
both have seven-inch wide vaginas

:bow brad pitt's cock :bow2

:lol
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston >>>> Angelina Jolie
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 07, 2008, 01:44:39 AM
Why are you all against me?
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston >>>> Angelina Jolie
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 07, 2008, 01:45:33 AM
My love for tits will never make me pick Aniston over Jolie
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston >>>> Angelina Jolie
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 07, 2008, 01:46:23 AM
You're just saying that to be nice
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston >>>> Angelina Jolie
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 07, 2008, 01:46:53 AM
GO BACK TO IOWA, you eugenics-loving bastard.
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston >>>> Angelina Jolie
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 07, 2008, 01:48:24 AM
you seem a little hot under the collar
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston >>>> Angelina Jolie
Post by: Akala on November 07, 2008, 02:02:59 AM
aniston looks like a funner fuck.

And I bet she'd appreciate it more.
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston >>>> Angelina Jolie
Post by: xnikki118x on November 07, 2008, 02:15:33 AM
Team Aniston most definitely.
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston >>>> Angelina Jolie
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on November 07, 2008, 02:23:56 AM
Angelina looks like a coked out tattoo fiend

oh wait she is

make mine Aniston
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston >>>> Angelina Jolie
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 07, 2008, 02:31:07 AM
I could go either way, personally.  Well not really:  it's obvious Angelina has a thing for kids, and I for one think they should be kept in boxes until they're old enough to fetch, so that would never work out.

I will say though that after Pitt dumped her Aniston has had the outward appearance of flailing around for someone else famous to marry, which makes me kind of wary of HER too.  Shit.

I'll take the French and awesome Laetitia Casta over both of them combined.

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Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston >>>> Angelina Jolie
Post by: Yeti on November 07, 2008, 02:36:58 AM
The only thing that would be shitty about dating Jennifer Aniston would be the feeling in the back of your mind that she is comparing you to Brad Pitt.
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston >>>> Angelina Jolie
Post by: BlackMage on November 07, 2008, 02:37:14 AM
boobies
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston >>>> Angelina Jolie
Post by: Bildi on November 07, 2008, 02:46:14 AM
You have awesome taste in beards, but as for women... 

I'm not crazy about either of them actually.
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston >>>> Angelina Jolie
Post by: Bebpo on November 07, 2008, 03:34:24 AM
That Aniston pic is so old.  I remember viewing it when I was like in High School or something.
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston >>>> Angelina Jolie
Post by: Brehvolution on November 07, 2008, 09:31:10 AM
Here is a better pic to judge Ms. Aniston.

nsfw
spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://desourcesure.com/uploadv2/jennifer_aniston_topless_0211.jpg
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Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston >>>> Angelina Jolie
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 07, 2008, 10:08:16 AM
I was watching Charmed recently and...

(http://i34.tinypic.com/oa7ibn.jpg)

:heartbeat
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston >>>> Angelina Jolie
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 07, 2008, 01:07:33 PM
aniston looks like a funner fuck.

throat fucking Jolie>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>fucking Aniston in any way
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston >>>> Angelina Jolie
Post by: ananus on November 07, 2008, 01:22:27 PM
this reminds me of the fap thread. too bad it didn't last for long.
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston >>>> Angelina Jolie
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 07, 2008, 01:38:55 PM
this reminds me of the fap thread. too bad it didn't last for long.
With practice, you'll eventually be able to last longer.  :spin
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston >>>> Angelina Jolie
Post by: bud on November 07, 2008, 02:05:52 PM
i don't what pic is in the op, but she used to be hotter and more filled out in her early friends days. nowadays... not so much.

and jolie is like an enigma. one moment, she looks like a hot nasty slut, but the other moment she looks like someone she'd adopt :-\
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston >>>> Angelina Jolie
Post by: muckhole on November 07, 2008, 02:07:35 PM
Why are you all against me?

It's just a boobs thing. And a lips thing. But mostly boobs.
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston >>>> Angelina Jolie
Post by: bud on November 07, 2008, 02:12:05 PM
breaking: robo's comment got me googling and i found this

nsfw

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http://dlisted.com/files/images/bradpittnaked1.preview.jpg
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http://dlisted.com/node/19501     
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is that real. it looks real. and kinda small smh

Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston >>>> Angelina Jolie
Post by: BlackMage on November 07, 2008, 02:16:30 PM
he's flaccid. how can we judge based on that?
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston >>>> Angelina Jolie
Post by: bud on November 07, 2008, 02:18:08 PM
:bow pitt doesn't have a foreskin :bow2
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston >>>> Angelina Jolie
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 07, 2008, 02:19:03 PM
Jolie:
+Boobs
+Booty
+Legs
+Lips omg
+Nasty gurl
+Humanitarian
+Tight ass
+Irrelevant vagina
-Third world smell

Aniston:
+Legs
+Tight ass
+Nice hair
-No boobs
-Small lips
-Boring
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston >>>> Angelina Jolie
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 07, 2008, 02:43:44 PM
Aniston:
-No boobs

She has decent tits and nice nips.
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston >>>> Angelina Jolie
Post by: Brehvolution on November 07, 2008, 03:02:59 PM
I'm with you night mon. Seeing JA makes it move whereas seeing AJ, who is a 10 too, just makes me think of Billy Bob Thorton. :yuck
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston >>>> Angelina Jolie
Post by: T234 on November 07, 2008, 03:31:42 PM
PD, Blue, and Triumph have good taste.

I'd much rather nail somebody who nailed Billy Bob Thornton than somebody that banged David Schwimmer.
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston >>>> Angelina Jolie
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 07, 2008, 03:38:29 PM
breaking: robo's comment got me googling and i found this

nsfw

spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://dlisted.com/files/images/bradpittnaked1.preview.jpg
[close]
http://dlisted.com/node/19501     
nsfw

is that real. it looks real. and kinda small smh



meh my dick is about that big when it's not hard. He could be 10 inches hard for all we know
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston >>>> Angelina Jolie
Post by: Don Flamenco on November 07, 2008, 04:21:01 PM
Here is a better pic to judge Ms. Aniston.

nsfw
spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://desourcesure.com/uploadv2/jennifer_aniston_topless_0211.jpg
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I craved aniston nudes when that rolling stone spread came out during high school...but not like this...not like this. 
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston >>>> Angelina Jolie
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 07, 2008, 05:15:23 PM
OMG PITTS BODY :drool

Also Aniston :heart2
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston >>>> Angelina Jolie
Post by: Oblivion on November 07, 2008, 05:31:28 PM
Aniston co-starred in Bruce Almighty. That's a major turn off right there.
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston >>>> Angelina Jolie
Post by: Positive Touch on November 07, 2008, 07:19:42 PM
i can't stand looking at jolie's face anymore.  those fake-ass lips = :-X