THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Megafoo on November 27, 2006, 10:02:08 PM
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So Megafoo needed a pack of camel lights really bad. I had just spent all afternoon smoking them and ran out. I love my dog, he barks and pisses on things like my girlfriends mom's new couch. that's really cool.
I smoked another cig while watching luke smith interview some dude about world of warcraft. uhm....i really don't like that luke smith guy. He ruins every interview. He's no Kurt Loder.
(http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Canal/6422/KURT.GIF) ???
I made some beef noodle stuff for dinner tonight. I took a picture.
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i've been feeling grunge lately. metal on the verge of dying type feel. my life's introspection has gone beyond what the internet is usefull for.
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i guess when you do 6 months behind bars because she couldn't speak english teaches you a few things. keep thug'n cock suckaz
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this thread passes certification
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Don't shoot your cock off!
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Camel Lights? Do your breasts lactate or do you suck cock for quarters behind gay bars? Cause there's no way you are a manly man at the height of his manliness.
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Those are some fucking giant pots
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Kurt Loder kinda looks like a drag queen with half his makeup on in that pic.
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Just like bringing up anal sex at thanksgiving dinner. You know it's awkward when you even make granny blush.
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pass the lube
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THAT'S NOT GRANDMA IT'S KURT LODER
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Did Megafoo pick something else up today? :wag
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THAT'S NOT GRANDMA IT'S KURT LODER
:lol
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This is possibly the funniest thread of the month :lol
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Did Megafoo pick something else up today? :wag
Why you gotta be naggin at yo man over the internets :wag
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she can do whatever she wants, as long as she uses her pinky first. :-*
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Did Megafoo pick something else up today? :wag
Looks like he's pulling out tonight.
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skeet skeet
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I thought she meant did he pick up milk :-[
I'm so naive
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pulling out is a job for professionals. first of all the pullout has to be done in doggy style position. you can kiss a 3rd of your paycheck goodbye if your dumbass tries it missionary unless you are a tier 3 pro. in school they preach condoms, well i say preach the fucking art of pullout or lower the price of rubbers. 7 bucks for 12 fucks? GET OUTA HERE. 8)
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y'all are a couple and you use condoms? are you swingers?
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megafoo, don't ever change man.
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Are you asking me about how i conduct the various methods of birth control in my life? how strange.
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You should change though, Diablos. Like unstub your vagina, for starters
Are you asking me about how i conduct the various methods of birth control in my life? how strange.
it's not really that strange.
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Parents had my ass when they were 16. Knowing this, I practice the art of not biting off more than I can chew, no rubber pull out well before I've reached that point and play graffiti artist all over my girl :-[
No way I'm gonna be a daddy yet
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y'all are a couple and you use condoms? are you swingers?
The condoms thing was pure conjecture on my part.
But I wouldn't be surprised if Megafoo let her fuck a black guy in front of him every once in a while. Just saying.
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We don't have to worry about condoms because she likes my cum in only one place.
mmm.
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Pulling out looks pretty easy in porns.
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You should change though, Diablos. Like unstub your vagina, for starters
End yourself.
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But I wouldn't be surprised if Megafoo let her fuck a black guy in front of him every once in a while. Just saying.
What about a white dude who wants to be black?
End yourself.
del yourself
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Pulling out looks pretty easy in porns.
Thats because all female Porn stars have salt barren wombs, don't have to worry. Ok thats not nice :elephant
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But I wouldn't be surprised if Megafoo let her fuck a black guy in front of him every once in a while. Just saying.
What about a white dude who wants to be black?
Isn't that every white dude?
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Pulling out looks pretty easy in porns.
They are pros. It's easy to pull out with all the cameras and work you have to put into a shoot. You know your job. But when you're with the woman you love, in the throws of passion, grinding deep into the sheets, breathing down each others neck in pitch black moaning fuck me harder. you might just say fuck it and skeet. For every person walking around two people have fucked.
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'Unstub your vagina' made me laugh.
QUICK, HALL OF FAME THIS THREAD BEFORE MELISSA READS IT!
KURT LODER REFERENCE WINS.
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But I wouldn't be surprised if Megafoo let her fuck a black guy in front of him every once in a while. Just saying.
I own guns. I call them Fagantor and distinguished black fellow blaster .
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Somewhere a black man has a penis called Womb Buster, and it's looking for a new warm home near redWOOD's cervix.
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'Unstub your vagina' made me laugh.
Someone could say "Diablos drinks coffee" and you'd laugh. Your whole thing against me is getting really boring. Leave it to guys like Saint Cornelius.
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y'all are a couple and you use condoms? are you swingers?
The condoms thing was pure conjecture on my part.
But I wouldn't be surprised if Megafoo let her fuck a black guy in front of him every once in a while. Just saying.
Please tell me this is true
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Somewhere a black man has a penis called Womb Buster, and it's looking for a new warm home near redWOOD's cervix.
ain't life a bitch :o
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That's what they say.
And by they I mean Coolio.
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That's two lol's for bacon today.
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Somewhere a black man has a penis called Womb Buster, and it's looking for a new warm home near redWOOD's cervix.
ain't life a bitch :o
Is it?
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isn't it?
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I don't know. This thread needs more Kurt Loder.
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how about a picture of me and blackacid giving a go at some golden shower action
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I don't know. This thread needs more Kurt Loder.
I think everyone's cornhole could use more Kurt Loder
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(http://static.flickr.com/58/166277974_516f6656a8_m.jpg)
the loder is in all of you
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how about a picture of me and blackacid giving a go at some golden shower action
Do you really go out with her? :-\
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I work out 10 times a day
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Isn't 'go out' a term you stop using in the 8th grade?
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My understanding on this issue doesn't go past the 6th grade
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how about a picture of me and blackacid giving a go at some golden shower action
:-X
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My understanding on this issue doesn't go past the 6th grade
:lol
how about a picture of me and blackacid giving a go at some golden shower action
:hyper
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sounds like some of you need to update you sex education.
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sounds like some of you need to update you sex education.
and you need an update on you speech
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He's from Kentucky
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sounds like some of you need to update you sex education.
and you need an update on you speech
it's called a typo you old faggert
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oh call me old, fagure, that's fucking original. at least Megafoo puts some real, like incredible actually, thought into it!
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oh call me old, fagure, that's fucking original. at least Megafoo puts some real, like incredible actually, thought into it!
i don't need to put any effort into your old wrinkled ass. now go die of old age already
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Would "old beared guy" suffice?
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i don't need to put any effort into your old wrinkled ass. now go die of old age already
at thirty-three?? you're a ridiculous cunt. speed on or get peed on, kid. ::)
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i don't need to put any effort into your old wrinkled ass. now go die of old age already
at thirty-three?? you're a ridiculous cunt. speed on or get peed on, kid. ::)
you know im just playin around man.. no hard feelings
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kiss kiss
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33 is old :(
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yeah but you're distinguished mentally-challenged. i wouldn't trade my age for your retardedness any day of the week
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This thread is the king of threads and I nominate Megafoo to be the king of Evilbore.
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He's already the king of the house. Oh who am I kidding? Koopa is
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i went to the gas station
bought some hot sammich
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i went to the gas station
bought some hot sammich
You always wake up this early? You have to go to work or something?
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I never go to bed
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I have to go to work.
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Demi is awake 24/7
He's the ultimate man.
I wish I were demi. :(
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That's why I'm afraid to invite him to my house. I'd hate to wake up and notice Demi sitting across the room staring at me.
(http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/4852/nickfrost2by9.jpg)
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Oh he'd only be masturbating silly.
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Will you guys just STFU
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Are you involved with him or not? :(
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Are you involved with him or not? :(
Am I in a commited relationship with the man I live with? Yes
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Will you guys just STFU
What we'd do
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Are you involved with him or not? :(
Am I in a commited relationship with the man I live with? Yes
So is he the guy I heard in the background while we were talking on the phone?
:(
dreams=shattered
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Are you involved with him or not? :(
Am I in a commited relationship with the man I live with? Yes
So is he the guy I heard in the background while we were talking on the phone?
:(
dreams=shattered
I told you that
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you never listen
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Will you guys just STFU
You bleed green, and that isn't a THC reference
UNDERTONES
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I bleed scarlet and gray moron
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Are you involved with him or not? :(
Am I in a commited relationship with the man I live with? Yes
So is he the guy I heard in the background while we were talking on the phone?
:(
dreams=shattered
I told you that
*cries*
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I am now both dumber and entertained after reading this thread in it's entirety.
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you certainly fucked up the apostrophe, if that's any consolation
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old lol