Author Topic: Megafoo went to the gas station today (Read 6196 times)

Megafoo · « **on:** November 27, 2006, 10:02:08 PM »

So Megafoo needed a pack of camel lights really bad. I had just spent all afternoon smoking them and ran out. I love my dog, he barks and pisses on things like my girlfriends mom's new couch. that's really cool.

I smoked another cig while watching luke smith interview some dude about world of warcraft. uhm....i really don't like that luke smith guy. He ruins every interview. He's no Kurt Loder.

I made some beef noodle stuff for dinner tonight. I took a picture.

i've been feeling grunge lately. metal on the verge of dying type feel. my life's introspection has gone beyond what the internet is usefull for.

i guess when you do 6 months behind bars because she couldn't speak english teaches you a few things. keep thug'n cock suckaz

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #1 on:** November 27, 2006, 10:03:45 PM »

this thread passes certification

brawndolicious · « **Reply #2 on:** November 27, 2006, 10:04:40 PM »

Don't shoot your cock off!

TVC15 · « **Reply #3 on:** November 27, 2006, 10:05:53 PM »

Camel Lights? Do your breasts lactate or do you suck cock for quarters behind gay bars? Cause there's no way you are a manly man at the height of his manliness.

etiolate · « **Reply #4 on:** November 27, 2006, 10:06:16 PM »

Those are some fucking giant pots

TVC15 · « **Reply #5 on:** November 27, 2006, 10:07:20 PM »

Kurt Loder kinda looks like a drag queen with half his makeup on in that pic.

Megafoo · « **Reply #6 on:** November 27, 2006, 10:07:33 PM »

Just like bringing up anal sex at thanksgiving dinner. You know it's awkward when you even make granny blush.

pass the lube

TVC15 · « **Reply #7 on:** November 27, 2006, 10:10:00 PM »

THAT'S NOT GRANDMA IT'S KURT LODER

whiteACID · « **Reply #8 on:** November 27, 2006, 10:14:38 PM »

Did Megafoo pick something else up today?

Diablos · « **Reply #9 on:** November 27, 2006, 10:17:36 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on November 27, 2006, 10:10:00 PM

THAT'S NOT GRANDMA IT'S KURT LODER

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10 on:** November 27, 2006, 10:19:34 PM »

This is possibly the funniest thread of the month

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #11 on:** November 27, 2006, 10:20:40 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on November 27, 2006, 10:14:38 PM

Did Megafoo pick something else up today?

Why you gotta be naggin at yo man over the internets

Megafoo · « **Reply #12 on:** November 27, 2006, 10:28:12 PM »

she can do whatever she wants, as long as she uses her pinky first.

Bacon · « **Reply #13 on:** November 27, 2006, 10:29:57 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on November 27, 2006, 10:14:38 PM

Did Megafoo pick something else up today?

Looks like he's pulling out tonight.

Megafoo · « **Reply #14 on:** November 27, 2006, 10:31:18 PM »

skeet skeet

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #15 on:** November 27, 2006, 10:32:13 PM »

I thought she meant did he pick up milk

I'm so naive

Megafoo · « **Reply #16 on:** November 27, 2006, 10:35:43 PM »

pulling out is a job for professionals. first of all the pullout has to be done in doggy style position. you can kiss a 3rd of your paycheck goodbye if your dumbass tries it missionary unless you are a tier 3 pro. in school they preach condoms, well i say preach the fucking art of pullout or lower the price of rubbers. 7 bucks for 12 fucks? GET OUTA HERE.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #17 on:** November 27, 2006, 10:37:06 PM »

y'all are a couple and you use condoms? are you swingers?

Diablos · « **Reply #18 on:** November 27, 2006, 10:38:14 PM »

megafoo, don't ever change man.

Megafoo · « **Reply #19 on:** November 27, 2006, 10:39:19 PM »

Are you asking me about how i conduct the various methods of birth control in my life? how strange.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #20 on:** November 27, 2006, 10:40:00 PM »

You should change though, Diablos. Like unstub your vagina, for starters

Quote from: Megafoo on November 27, 2006, 10:39:19 PM

Are you asking me about how i conduct the various methods of birth control in my life? how strange.

it's not really that strange.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #21 on:** November 27, 2006, 10:40:17 PM »

Parents had my ass when they were 16. Knowing this, I practice the art of not biting off more than I can chew, no rubber pull out well before I've reached that point and play graffiti artist all over my girl

No way I'm gonna be a daddy yet

Bacon · « **Reply #22 on:** November 27, 2006, 10:41:03 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on November 27, 2006, 10:37:06 PM

y'all are a couple and you use condoms? are you swingers?

The condoms thing was pure conjecture on my part.

But I wouldn't be surprised if Megafoo let her fuck a black guy in front of him every once in a while. Just saying.

Megafoo · « **Reply #23 on:** November 27, 2006, 10:41:08 PM »

We don't have to worry about condoms because she likes my cum in only one place.

mmm.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24 on:** November 27, 2006, 10:41:29 PM »

Pulling out looks pretty easy in porns.

Diablos · « **Reply #25 on:** November 27, 2006, 10:41:48 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on November 27, 2006, 10:40:00 PM

You should change though, Diablos. Like unstub your vagina, for starters

End yourself.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #26 on:** November 27, 2006, 10:42:40 PM »

Quote from: Bacon on November 27, 2006, 10:41:03 PM

But I wouldn't be surprised if Megafoo let her fuck a black guy in front of him every once in a while. Just saying.

What about a white dude who wants to be black?

Quote from: Diablos on November 27, 2006, 10:41:48 PM

End yourself.

del yourself

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #27 on:** November 27, 2006, 10:43:56 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 27, 2006, 10:41:29 PM

Pulling out looks pretty easy in porns.

Thats because all female Porn stars have salt barren wombs, don't have to worry. Ok thats not nice

Bacon · « **Reply #28 on:** November 27, 2006, 10:44:38 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on November 27, 2006, 10:42:40 PM

Quote from: Bacon on November 27, 2006, 10:41:03 PM
But I wouldn't be surprised if Megafoo let her fuck a black guy in front of him every once in a while. Just saying.

What about a white dude who wants to be black?

Isn't that every white dude?

Megafoo · « **Reply #29 on:** November 27, 2006, 10:46:04 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 27, 2006, 10:41:29 PM

Pulling out looks pretty easy in porns.

They are pros. It's easy to pull out with all the cameras and work you have to put into a shoot. You know your job. But when you're with the woman you love, in the throws of passion, grinding deep into the sheets, breathing down each others neck in pitch black moaning fuck me harder. you might just say fuck it and skeet. For every person walking around two people have fucked.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #30 on:** November 27, 2006, 10:46:18 PM »

'Unstub your vagina' made me laugh.

QUICK, HALL OF FAME THIS THREAD BEFORE MELISSA READS IT!
KURT LODER REFERENCE WINS.

Megafoo · « **Reply #31 on:** November 27, 2006, 10:48:22 PM »

Quote

But I wouldn't be surprised if Megafoo let her fuck a black guy in front of him every once in a while. Just saying.

I own guns. I call them Fagantor and distinguished black fellow blaster .

Bacon · « **Reply #32 on:** November 27, 2006, 10:51:58 PM »

Somewhere a black man has a penis called Womb Buster, and it's looking for a new warm home near redWOOD's cervix.

Diablos · « **Reply #33 on:** November 27, 2006, 10:52:37 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on November 27, 2006, 10:46:18 PM

'Unstub your vagina' made me laugh.

Someone could say "Diablos drinks coffee" and you'd laugh. Your whole thing against me is getting really boring. Leave it to guys like Saint Cornelius.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #34 on:** November 27, 2006, 10:53:06 PM »

Quote from: Bacon on November 27, 2006, 10:41:03 PM

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on November 27, 2006, 10:37:06 PM
y'all are a couple and you use condoms? are you swingers?

The condoms thing was pure conjecture on my part.

But I wouldn't be surprised if Megafoo let her fuck a black guy in front of him every once in a while. Just saying.

Please tell me this is true

Megafoo · « **Reply #35 on:** November 27, 2006, 10:53:43 PM »

Quote from: Bacon on November 27, 2006, 10:51:58 PM

Somewhere a black man has a penis called Womb Buster, and it's looking for a new warm home near redWOOD's cervix.

ain't life a bitch

Bacon · « **Reply #36 on:** November 27, 2006, 10:58:34 PM »

That's what they say.

And by they I mean Coolio.

Cyanista · « **Reply #37 on:** November 27, 2006, 10:59:39 PM »

That's two lol's for bacon today.

Diablos · « **Reply #38 on:** November 27, 2006, 11:05:04 PM »

Quote from: Megafoo on November 27, 2006, 10:53:43 PM

Quote from: Bacon on November 27, 2006, 10:51:58 PM
Somewhere a black man has a penis called Womb Buster, and it's looking for a new warm home near redWOOD's cervix.

ain't life a bitch

Is it?

Megafoo · « **Reply #39 on:** November 27, 2006, 11:06:16 PM »

isn't it?

Diablos · « **Reply #40 on:** November 27, 2006, 11:08:37 PM »

I don't know. This thread needs more Kurt Loder.

Megafoo · « **Reply #41 on:** November 27, 2006, 11:12:07 PM »

how about a picture of me and blackacid giving a go at some golden shower action

Mupepe · « **Reply #42 on:** November 27, 2006, 11:12:43 PM »

Quote from: Diablos on November 27, 2006, 11:08:37 PM

I don't know. This thread needs more Kurt Loder.

I think everyone's cornhole could use more Kurt Loder

Megafoo · « **Reply #43 on:** November 27, 2006, 11:14:49 PM »

the loder is in all of you

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #44 on:** November 27, 2006, 11:15:23 PM »

Quote from: Megafoo on November 27, 2006, 11:12:07 PM

how about a picture of me and blackacid giving a go at some golden shower action

Do you really go out with her? $:-\$

Megafoo · « **Reply #45 on:** November 27, 2006, 11:17:48 PM »

I work out 10 times a day

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #46 on:** November 27, 2006, 11:22:13 PM »

Isn't 'go out' a term you stop using in the 8th grade?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #47 on:** November 27, 2006, 11:24:08 PM »

My understanding on this issue doesn't go past the 6th grade

Diablos · « **Reply #48 on:** November 27, 2006, 11:24:22 PM »

Quote from: Megafoo on November 27, 2006, 11:12:07 PM

how about a picture of me and blackacid giving a go at some golden shower action

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #49 on:** November 27, 2006, 11:26:40 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 27, 2006, 11:24:08 PM

My understanding on this issue doesn't go past the 6th grade

Quote from: Megafoo on November 27, 2006, 11:12:07 PM

how about a picture of me and blackacid giving a go at some golden shower action

BlackMage · « **Reply #50 on:** November 27, 2006, 11:27:47 PM »

sounds like some of you need to update you sex education.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #51 on:** November 27, 2006, 11:29:14 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on November 27, 2006, 11:27:47 PM

sounds like some of you need to update you sex education.

and you need an update on you speech

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #52 on:** November 27, 2006, 11:29:50 PM »

He's from Kentucky

BlackMage · « **Reply #53 on:** November 27, 2006, 11:34:05 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on November 27, 2006, 11:29:14 PM

Quote from: BlackMage on November 27, 2006, 11:27:47 PM
sounds like some of you need to update you sex education.

and you need an update on you speech

it's called a typo you old faggert

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #54 on:** November 27, 2006, 11:37:32 PM »

oh call me old, fagure, that's fucking original. at least Megafoo puts some real, like incredible actually, thought into it!

BlackMage · « **Reply #55 on:** November 27, 2006, 11:38:26 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on November 27, 2006, 11:37:32 PM

oh call me old, fagure, that's fucking original. at least Megafoo puts some real, like incredible actually, thought into it!

i don't need to put any effort into your old wrinkled ass. now go die of old age already

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #56 on:** November 27, 2006, 11:39:12 PM »

Would "old beared guy" suffice?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #57 on:** November 27, 2006, 11:44:21 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on November 27, 2006, 11:38:26 PM

i don't need to put any effort into your old wrinkled ass. now go die of old age already

at thirty-three?? you're a ridiculous cunt. speed on or get peed on, kid.

BlackMage · « **Reply #58 on:** November 27, 2006, 11:46:06 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on November 27, 2006, 11:44:21 PM

Quote from: BlackMage on November 27, 2006, 11:38:26 PM
i don't need to put any effort into your old wrinkled ass. now go die of old age already

at thirty-three?? you're a ridiculous cunt. speed on or get peed on, kid.

you know im just playin around man.. no hard feelings

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #59 on:** November 27, 2006, 11:52:21 PM »

kiss kiss

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Author Topic: Megafoo went to the gas station today (Read 6196 times)

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