THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: MyNameIsMethodis on December 01, 2008, 06:28:33 PM
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I hate when this happens. I have a subject that I can in no way fill five pages of. :( Anyone have any hints? Usually I can do these fine, but i'm just burnt right now :(
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Usually, and I've never had problems before, but I picked an extremely stupid topic that really can't go past a page on discussing :(
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you're seriously complaining about 5 pages? what's the topic?
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No, i'm not complaining about the five pages, I'm complaining about how much it sucks when you pick a shitty subject and can't fill more than 2 pages worth of actual content. And the subject is "sports broadcasting".
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It can't be the history though, it's about the actual field. You can only go so much with "this is what you do. This is where it's going"
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You can't fill five pages with bs about a topic as broad as sports broadcasting? wtf?
"this is what you do, this is where it's going" is enough for like 10 pages.
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Um, I think you don't realize how hard it actually is unless you're actually doing it.
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i didn't do an essay that has the absolute last day to get in as tomorrow. :'( there goes %15 of my grade.
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i didn't do an essay that has the absolute last day to get in as tomorrow. :'( there goes %15 of my grade.
Throw some piece of shit together right now. I think most profs give like 30% just for handing it in. 30% is better than nothing.
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I once got a B+ on a blatantly unfinished paper :lol
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LOL school
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i didn't do an essay that has the absolute last day to get in as tomorrow. :'( there goes %15 of my grade.
Throw some piece of shit together right now. I think most profs give like 30% just for handing it in. 30% is better than nothing.
I know I should. It's already 2 weeks late. I'll see what I can do tonight. *sigh
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My Sports Marketing class is bs. Making me have to work a function tommorow night around autism and basketball. Fuck you class. I shouldn't HAVE to participate in this thing if I don't want too.
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Page 2 of 5 >:(
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page 1* of 12
* same 1 page from two weeks ago
It's not happening.
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Five pages? Dude, I ranted about how I hated agriculture for 7 for a writing assignment three weeks ago.
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I have one due in a couple weeks, haven't started it. I think I'll do it on the influence of religion on the US slave trade, from the uses of it to justify slavery to the Christian roots of the abolishment movements
(african american studies class)
10 pages. You have nothing to complain about Mud
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That's a pretty cool topic. Ten pages should be pretty easy.
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Last semester I whipped up a 10 page BS paper about Bulgaria and the European Union in four hours and got a 97.
Quit bitching and get to work. Don't be afraid to be verbose. Use a few sources and analyze the fuck out of them. Compare and contrast differing views if possible.
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Papers are a cinch. I enjoy writing them, just as long as you don't have to use a fuckton of sources.
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I think you're confusing research paper with an opinion paper, Brand New. You can't put opinions into a research opinion.
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You just blew my mind
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Last semester I whipped up a 10 page BS paper about Bulgaria and the European Union in four hours and got a 97.
Quit bitching and get to work. Don't be afraid to be verbose. Use a few sources and analyze the fuck out of them. Compare and contrast differing views if possible.
That's the best advice. I've never had problems writing papers. It's very easy to BS your way through one, but that doesn't mean you should do a half job. I find that going above and beyond expectations (without being too extravagant) is a sure fire way to succeed. Teacher expects 5 pages? Give him/her 7, cite twice as many sources as required, pull out the thesaurus, and examine the issue from multiple angles. And if you can, challenge the teacher's opinion
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You just blew my mind
That's not all I blow :teehee
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Yeah, I'll join the quit bitching bandwagon, you bitch. I have to write fifty pages over the institutionalization of the South Carolina legislature. FUCK YOU.
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Last semester I whipped up a 10 page BS paper about Bulgaria and the European Union in four hours and got a 97.
Quit bitching and get to work. Don't be afraid to be verbose. Use a few sources and analyze the fuck out of them. Compare and contrast differing views if possible.
Teacher expects 5 pages? Give him/her 7
AWFUL advice. Teachers fucking hate assignments over the limit.
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Yeah, I'll join the quit bitching bandwagon, you bitch. I have to write fifty pages over the institutionalization of the South Carolina legislature. FUCK YOU.
Blugh
now THAT is worth bitching about
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What kind of pussy teacher assigns 5 page research papers? If you're assigning a research paper, you gotta go full distinguished mentally-challenged fellow and make it long.
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yeah, 5 pages ain't shit.
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You fucking idiots i'm not complainging about it being 5 pages jesus christ are you all related to malek?
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So...what? You want us to berate you for being a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow and picking a shitty topic? I'm confused here.
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I was looking for people who sympathize with mistakenly picking a shitty topic.
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If it was a report about fat chicks, you would have finished 10 minutes after you started.
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I sympathize with you. Right now I'm writing 12 pages on J.M Coetzee, nobel prize winning South-African linguist/novelist. Sounds way more interesting then writing about newscasters. :tophat.
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That does sound interesting and a fancy paper. :tophat
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Having dropped out in the 9th grade, all this researchin' and typin' shit makes me sleepy :zzz
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Dude, just fucking write 5 fucking pages on how awesome George Plimpton was. That gives you about a half dozen tangents you could go off on, too.
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I don't even know who that is.
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I also want to do research into homosexuality among slaves (some plantations had far more males than females on the land, like 3:1 and 4:1 ratios in some cases). Dunno how much info I could find though
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Dude, just fucking write 5 fucking pages on how awesome George Plimpton was. That gives you about a half dozen tangents you could go off on, too.
Seriously, this is what you need to do, fill the paper with utter bullshit and examples of famous sportscasters, where they are today, how much they make, what their day-to-day life is, their other job options (commercials, etc), and so forth.
Use the same outline you would have originally, but to support your topics, include examples of the several sportscasters that you picked. God, that would take up so much room!
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lol outlines. I just do it on the fly. But thanks for the advice all. I'm on 3/5 and have class at 8 in the morning. :tophat
Don't do weed kids. You do bad with time management. Remember, there is always a drug out there that makes you want to work. :teehee
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pssh, I did a 1,000 word college application essay last night in about an hour. of course, nobody actually reads those...
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I have a 20 page paper about Audition and freudian conceptions of self and others due in 2 weeks. My last biggie before graduation.
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5 pages is pretty easy. I wrote my thesis last year and the key is writing 'slow (boring) and elobarate. Take your time to explain in detail, announce stuff you're going to do at every opportunity. Guide your reader through your table of contents in full text, etc.
Have to write a paper (between 15 and 40 pages, I'll probably end up in the low 20s or something) for Multidisciplinary forensic research/investigation. I proposed to do on illegal copying of video and computer games through the internet (I already know a lot about it) and if they accept it's going to write itself (I'll start with "what's a videogame?"). Unlike my thesis last year which was pretty much a completely new scientific area I had to become familiar with.
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Don't over explain everything and cram it full of filler. Try to think of it as a textbook where you have general chapters and then you have much more detailed sections. Not everything has to be completely about the particular topic that you're talking about and it's all right to treat the reader as though they don't necessarily know a lot about your topic. In the end, wrap up all of the information into some easy-to-digest facts and the teacher won't know that you basically reworded shit from wikipedia.
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lol poland
smh
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Just go to the library and be all, "help me find stuff about sports broadcasting"
even if the books you get are shit, use them... I doubt the professor will care so long as the paper looks like it has some thought and logic behind it.
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pssh, I did a 1,000 word college application essay last night in about an hour. of course, nobody actually reads those...
I think they just check grammar on those.
you could explain how your entire family was killed by a car bomb in iraq and you crawled with no legs 15 miles to make the last transport plane to america and they probably don't care
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I see the reading level of the typical evilborian is ridiculously low, since you people are still rambling on about amounts, which this thread isn't about.
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I have to do an epic presentation on the Takarazuka Revue next week, and I have no idea how I'm going to do it... FUCK.
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I once got a B+ on a blatantly unfinished paper :lol
I got an A on a presentation where I completely skipped one required section (out of 4). I just didn't do the work for that section and distracted them with a story about a large black man I met at the local muslim mosque who was recently let out of prison.
These are your people now himumumumumumumumumumu
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On round two of another research paper, just this time the subject is easier to fill with garbage, but not so much on actual content I need (Anyone know how much John McEnroe is worth?)