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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Greatness Gone on December 08, 2008, 12:23:32 AM

Title: I'm sort of fucked
Post by: Greatness Gone on December 08, 2008, 12:23:32 AM
My self-esteem plunges into the gutters more and more every day, and it seems like the more I think about myself, the more I want to go on super violent rampages or do something incredibly fucked up to my body or do something super crazy that isn't really violent.

Lately, I've been going to bars with a ring on my finger, pretending to be a married man. Sometimes I pick up women and kiss and shit and get their numbers, but I never call them back because I don't really have the desire to have sex with a vagina puppet. I've been thinking about masquerading as more people, but I'm not brave enough to be somebody totally crazy.

I think I need some sort of medication.
Title: Re: I'm sort of fucked
Post by: Positive Touch on December 08, 2008, 12:26:42 AM
BLAH BLAH BLAH I WANT ATTENTION

as a great man once said, "Eat shit and die"
Title: Re: I'm sort of fucked
Post by: castle007 on December 08, 2008, 12:29:11 AM
you scare the living shit out of me!!

I thought you were gay? Why would you pretend to be a married man?  ???

Also, I suggest that you go see a psychiatrist soon.

And you avatar..   :yuck        What the hell is going on in it?.... You know what, I really don't want to know.

Get help soon!! This is for you own good before you harm yourself or harm other people
Title: Re: I'm sort of fucked
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 08, 2008, 12:30:18 AM
xanax + beer
Title: Re: I'm sort of fucked
Post by: Raban on December 08, 2008, 12:33:41 AM
Lot of knots, lot of snags,
lot of holes, lot of cracks lot of crags. Lot of naggin' old hags,
lot of fools, lot of fool scum bags.
Oh it's such a drag, what a chore... oh your wounds are full of salt.
Everything's a stress and what's more, well it's all somebody's fault.

(Hey!) Get, get, get, get, get over it! [x3]
Get over it, get over it.

Makes you sick, makes you ill,
makes you cheat, slipping change from the till.
Had it up to the gills makes you cry while the milk still spills
Ain't it just a bitch? What a pain well it's all a crying shame
What left to do but complain?
Better find someone to blame.

(Hey!) Get, get, get, get, get over it! [x3]
Get over it, get over it.

Got a job, got a life, got a four-door and a faithless wife.
Got those nice copper pipes, got an ex, got a room for the night.
Aren't you such a catch?
What a prize! Got a body like a battle axe
Love that perfect frown, honest eyes...
We ought to buy you a Cadillac.

(Hey!) Get, get, get, get, get over it! [x3]
Get over it, get over it.
Title: Re: I'm sort of fucked
Post by: FatalT on December 08, 2008, 12:35:35 AM
Go suck some dicks.
Title: Re: I'm sort of fucked
Post by: Rman on December 08, 2008, 12:36:28 AM
You ever tried getting professional help, GG?  I'm being serious.  There's nothing to be ashamed of.  You've been acting kinda strange recently. 
Title: Re: I'm sort of fucked
Post by: lennedsay on December 08, 2008, 12:38:19 AM
Stranger than normal.

Seriously though, meet a nice girl and buy her a strap-on.
Title: Re: I'm sort of fucked
Post by: Jabberwocky on December 08, 2008, 12:38:30 AM
I thought you were gay?
Title: Re: I'm sort of fucked
Post by: BlackMage on December 08, 2008, 12:40:49 AM
there there.
Title: Re: I'm sort of fucked
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 08, 2008, 12:41:20 AM
yeah, that avatar isn't worksafe
Title: Re: I'm sort of fucked
Post by: Greatness Gone on December 08, 2008, 12:41:55 AM
I was on anti-depressants for forever when I was a teenager. I probably need to get back to using them.
Title: Re: I'm sort of fucked
Post by: Fresh Prince on December 08, 2008, 12:43:12 AM
Basically I think you're bored. You probably need some 'real' excitement or feeling of achievement in your life or something.
Title: Re: I'm sort of fucked
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 08, 2008, 12:43:44 AM
quit hanging out on this forum, for starters
Title: Re: I'm sort of fucked
Post by: BlackMage on December 08, 2008, 12:46:48 AM
Quote from: MrAngryFace on December 08, 2008, 12:43:44 AM
quit hanging out on this forum, for starters

what are you trying to say?!  :maf
Title: Re: I'm sort of fucked
Post by: lennedsay on December 08, 2008, 12:48:07 AM
Wanna go shopping? Or curl up on the couch watching Sex and the City Season 3 and eating ice cream out of the carton?
Title: Re: I'm sort of fucked
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 08, 2008, 12:55:02 AM
I'm just saying THIS PLACE isn't a solution for anything. Most of us can barely run our own lives, these threads just promote feel-good do nothing discussions that will prop a person up for a month at most before theyre back at square one.
Title: Re: I'm sort of fucked
Post by: BlackMage on December 08, 2008, 12:56:58 AM
Quote from: MrAngryFace on December 08, 2008, 12:55:02 AM
I'm just saying THIS PLACE isn't a solution for anything. Most of us can barely run our own lives, these threads just promote feel-good do nothing discussions that will prop a person up for a month at most before theyre back at square one.

I take offense to that! Now excuse my while I call my mom. I need my diaper changed. See what happens when you upset me!?
Title: Re: I'm sort of fucked
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 08, 2008, 12:57:52 AM
Life is hard.
Title: Re: I'm sort of fucked
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 08, 2008, 12:57:58 AM
This forum is clinically proven to cure a variety of ailments* - do not listen to this doubter!

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Title: Re: I'm sort of fucked
Post by: Raban on December 08, 2008, 01:05:37 AM
I've got proof EvilBore does the body bad. I've lost damn near 20 pounds since I stopped coming here. I don't plan on lingering much longer now that I'm back, either! Fight the good fight!
Title: Re: I'm sort of fucked
Post by: lennedsay on December 08, 2008, 01:06:51 AM
Oh fuck.... I'm eating chips too! I never eat chips! Where did these vile things come from?!
Title: Re: I'm sort of fucked
Post by: Barry Egan on December 08, 2008, 01:18:27 AM
Everyone feels depressed around the holidays man. 

Evilbore's been a total vagina this week. 
Title: Re: I'm sort of fucked
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 08, 2008, 04:22:36 AM
do you dress like a high roller when you cruise the hetero bars? that sounds fun

you have a lot of things going for you (although the bf situation is seriously creepy) no need to pretend to be someone you're not.
Title: Re: I'm sort of fucked
Post by: Kestastrophe on December 08, 2008, 07:26:21 AM
Quote from: Chipopo on December 08, 2008, 01:18:27 AM
Everyone feels depressed around the holidays man. 

Evilbore's been a total vagina this week. 

Eb has SADTM

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Seasonal Affective Disorder
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Title: Re: I'm sort of fucked
Post by: Bloodwake on December 08, 2008, 08:39:36 AM
Yep, sounds like you should visit a shrink, dude.
Title: Re: I'm sort of fucked
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 08, 2008, 01:30:56 PM
That actually sounds like fun. 
Title: Re: I'm sort of fucked
Post by: Tauntaun on December 08, 2008, 02:35:29 PM
Quote from: MrAngryFace on December 08, 2008, 12:57:52 AM
Life is hard.

u mad?
Title: Re: I'm sort of fucked
Post by: Reb on December 08, 2008, 04:07:57 PM
Really, you can boost your self-esteem in many many ways? How come I never stumbled upon one?
Title: Re: I'm sort of fucked
Post by: Reb on December 08, 2008, 04:11:09 PM
I skip that section, stupid open door kickers.
Title: Re: I'm sort of fucked
Post by: Tauntaun on December 08, 2008, 04:14:25 PM
 :-*
Title: Re: I'm sort of fucked
Post by: Fragamemnon on December 08, 2008, 04:15:29 PM
I wish I could get away with having warhammer 40k tanks around the house. instead our bedroom and computer area is overflowing with my wife's stuffed owl collection  :-\

at least I have my plush chuzzles

I haven't bought anything today. thinking of going out and getting some stuff from the Whore Foods later this evening.
Title: Re: I'm sort of fucked
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 08, 2008, 04:19:24 PM
whoops
Title: Re: I'm sort of fucked
Post by: Tauntaun on December 08, 2008, 04:38:16 PM
Quote from: Fragamemnon on December 08, 2008, 04:15:29 PM
I wish I could get away with having warhammer 40k tanks around the house. instead our bedroom and computer area is overflowing with my wife's stuffed owl collection  :-\

at least I have my plush chuzzles

I haven't bought anything today. thinking of going out and getting some stuff from the Whore Foods later this evening.

Tell your wife that wood elves have owls (they don't do anything but some of the models have owls perched on trees).  If that doesn't persuade her just slap her around a bit with your penis while shouting "I AM THE MAN OF THIS HOUSE AND I WILL PLAY 40k IF I WANT CAUSE TAUNTAUN SAYS SO!"*

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Tauntaun not responsible if you should get divorced because of this. :-*
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Title: Re: I'm sort of fucked
Post by: tragula on December 08, 2008, 07:28:27 PM
this thread is stupid.  get over yourself tool.
Title: Re: I'm sort of fucked
Post by: Tauntaun on December 09, 2008, 11:57:30 AM
Quote from: tragula on December 08, 2008, 07:28:27 PM
this thread is stupid.  get over yourself tool.

Who're you....tragula?  More like fagula.  LOOOOOOOOOOOL   :kylielaff :kylielaff

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:-* I'd still do you though.  Angry Tauntaun sex is hawt.

:tauntaun
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Title: Re: I'm sort of fucked
Post by: Don Flamenco on December 09, 2008, 12:02:19 PM
S.A.D. + Finals time.  I always have worse grades in the winter semester.  this semester I get the joy of applying to law school during finals week...thankfully most of this shit is automated online now.

anyway, wtf gg.  stop the cries for help and go find some guy to dominate you in his cellar.