I'm sort of fucked

[Greatness Gone]

My self-esteem plunges into the gutters more and more every day, and it seems like the more I think about myself, the more I want to go on super violent rampages or do something incredibly fucked up to my body or do something super crazy that isn't really violent.

Lately, I've been going to bars with a ring on my finger, pretending to be a married man. Sometimes I pick up women and kiss and shit and get their numbers, but I never call them back because I don't really have the desire to have sex with a vagina puppet. I've been thinking about masquerading as more people, but I'm not brave enough to be somebody totally crazy.

I think I need some sort of medication.

[Positive Touch]

BLAH BLAH BLAH I WANT ATTENTION

as a great man once said, "Eat shit and die"

[castle007]

you scare the living shit out of me!!

I thought you were gay? Why would you pretend to be a married man? 

Also, I suggest that you go see a psychiatrist soon.

And you avatar..           What the hell is going on in it?.... You know what, I really don't want to know.

Get help soon!! This is for you own good before you harm yourself or harm other people

[Eel O'Brian]

xanax + beer

[Raban]

Lot of knots, lot of snags,
lot of holes, lot of cracks lot of crags. Lot of naggin' old hags,
lot of fools, lot of fool scum bags.
Oh it's such a drag, what a chore... oh your wounds are full of salt.
Everything's a stress and what's more, well it's all somebody's fault.

(Hey!) Get, get, get, get, get over it! [x3]
Get over it, get over it.

Makes you sick, makes you ill,
makes you cheat, slipping change from the till.
Had it up to the gills makes you cry while the milk still spills
Ain't it just a bitch? What a pain well it's all a crying shame
What left to do but complain?
Better find someone to blame.

(Hey!) Get, get, get, get, get over it! [x3]
Get over it, get over it.

Got a job, got a life, got a four-door and a faithless wife.
Got those nice copper pipes, got an ex, got a room for the night.
Aren't you such a catch?
What a prize! Got a body like a battle axe
Love that perfect frown, honest eyes...
We ought to buy you a Cadillac.

(Hey!) Get, get, get, get, get over it! [x3]
Get over it, get over it.

[FatalT]

Go suck some dicks.

[Rman]

You ever tried getting professional help, GG?  I'm being serious.  There's nothing to be ashamed of.  You've been acting kinda strange recently. 

[lennedsay]

Stranger than normal.

Seriously though, meet a nice girl and buy her a strap-on.

[Jabberwocky]

I thought you were gay?

[BlackMage]

there there.

[Van Cruncheon]

yeah, that avatar isn't worksafe

[Greatness Gone]

I was on anti-depressants for forever when I was a teenager. I probably need to get back to using them.

[Fresh Prince]

Basically I think you're bored. You probably need some 'real' excitement or feeling of achievement in your life or something.

[MrAngryFace]

quit hanging out on this forum, for starters

[BlackMage]

quit hanging out on this forum, for starters

what are you trying to say?! 

[lennedsay]

Wanna go shopping? Or curl up on the couch watching Sex and the City Season 3 and eating ice cream out of the carton?

[MrAngryFace]

I'm just saying THIS PLACE isn't a solution for anything. Most of us can barely run our own lives, these threads just promote feel-good do nothing discussions that will prop a person up for a month at most before theyre back at square one.

[BlackMage]

I'm just saying THIS PLACE isn't a solution for anything. Most of us can barely run our own lives, these threads just promote feel-good do nothing discussions that will prop a person up for a month at most before theyre back at square one.

I take offense to that! Now excuse my while I call my mom. I need my diaper changed. See what happens when you upset me!?

[MrAngryFace]

Life is hard.

[The Fake Shemp]

This forum is clinically proven to cure a variety of ailments* - do not listen to this doubter!

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*evilbore not proven to cure anything except for boredom in some case studies and may cause irrecoverable harm to mental health and personal life for vast majority of users

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[Raban]

I've got proof EvilBore does the body bad. I've lost damn near 20 pounds since I stopped coming here. I don't plan on lingering much longer now that I'm back, either! Fight the good fight!

[lennedsay]

Oh fuck.... I'm eating chips too! I never eat chips! Where did these vile things come from?!

[Barry Egan]

Everyone feels depressed around the holidays man. 

Evilbore's been a total vagina this week. 

[Phoenix Dark]

do you dress like a high roller when you cruise the hetero bars? that sounds fun

you have a lot of things going for you (although the bf situation is seriously creepy) no need to pretend to be someone you're not.

[Kestastrophe]

Everyone feels depressed around the holidays man. 

Evilbore's been a total vagina this week. 

Eb has SAD^TM

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Seasonal Affective Disorder

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[Bloodwake]

Yep, sounds like you should visit a shrink, dude.

[Madrun Badrun]

That actually sounds like fun. 

[Tauntaun]

Life is hard.

u mad?

[Reb]

Really, you can boost your self-esteem in many many ways? How come I never stumbled upon one?

[Reb]

I skip that section, stupid open door kickers.

[Tauntaun]

 

[Fragamemnon]

I wish I could get away with having warhammer 40k tanks around the house. instead our bedroom and computer area is overflowing with my wife's stuffed owl collection  

at least I have my plush chuzzles

I haven't bought anything today. thinking of going out and getting some stuff from the Whore Foods later this evening.

[Eel O'Brian]

whoops

[Tauntaun]

I wish I could get away with having warhammer 40k tanks around the house. instead our bedroom and computer area is overflowing with my wife's stuffed owl collection  

at least I have my plush chuzzles

I haven't bought anything today. thinking of going out and getting some stuff from the Whore Foods later this evening.

Tell your wife that wood elves have owls (they don't do anything but some of the models have owls perched on trees).  If that doesn't persuade her just slap her around a bit with your penis while shouting "I AM THE MAN OF THIS HOUSE AND I WILL PLAY 40k IF I WANT CAUSE TAUNTAUN SAYS SO!"*

*

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Tauntaun not responsible if you should get divorced because of this.

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[tragula]

this thread is stupid.  get over yourself tool.

[Tauntaun]

this thread is stupid.  get over yourself tool.

Who're you....tragula?  More like fagula.  LOOOOOOOOOOOL   :kylielaff :kylielaff

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I'd still do you though.  Angry Tauntaun sex is hawt.

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[Don Flamenco]

S.A.D. + Finals time.  I always have worse grades in the winter semester.  this semester I get the joy of applying to law school during finals week...thankfully most of this shit is automated online now.

anyway, wtf gg.  stop the cries for help and go find some guy to dominate you in his cellar.