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Title: The Fight Club Question: Who would you throw down with?
Post by: etiolate on December 08, 2008, 08:13:28 PM
So, out of all the possible people, real or fictional, who would you pick for a bout of fisticuffs?

My choice: Mitch Albom

 :punch
Title: Re: The Fight Club Question: Who would you throw down with?
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 08, 2008, 08:14:07 PM
I'd throw down with demi.

But we'd still be friends afterward.
Title: Re: The Fight Club Question: Who would you throw down with?
Post by: Brehvolution on December 08, 2008, 08:15:13 PM
 :gun :piss Chris Collinsworth :punch .
Title: Re: The Fight Club Question: Who would you throw down with?
Post by: lordmaji on December 08, 2008, 08:16:22 PM
Kanye West. :P
Title: Re: The Fight Club Question: Who would you throw down with?
Post by: Kestastrophe on December 08, 2008, 08:18:16 PM
Guy Fieri  :yuck
Title: Re: The Fight Club Question: Who would you throw down with?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 08, 2008, 08:19:19 PM
Mitch Albom? He's cast his web from Michigan to Cali now?
Title: Re: The Fight Club Question: Who would you throw down with?
Post by: muckhole on December 08, 2008, 08:19:27 PM
Anybody.

I'd also like to oil wrestle a few board members. :-*
Title: Re: The Fight Club Question: Who would you throw down with?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 08, 2008, 08:19:41 PM
jayne mansfield

i'd knock that bitch's block off
Title: Re: The Fight Club Question: Who would you throw down with?
Post by: CurseoftheGods on December 08, 2008, 08:20:20 PM
Anybody.

I'd also like to oil wrestle a few board members. :-*

:lol
Title: Re: The Fight Club Question: Who would you throw down with?
Post by: WrikaWrek on December 08, 2008, 08:20:57 PM
Lil Wayne
Title: Re: The Fight Club Question: Who would you throw down with?
Post by: Brehvolution on December 08, 2008, 08:21:10 PM
Anybody.

I'd also like to oil wrestle a few board members. :-*

You do look like you could put a hurt on everyone too. :lol
Title: Re: The Fight Club Question: Who would you throw down with?
Post by: OptimoPeach on December 08, 2008, 08:21:37 PM
In the spirit of Monday Night Football, I nominate Tony Kornheiser.

(http://i38.tinypic.com/28cnbxj.jpg)

Just look at that douchey mug.
Title: Re: The Fight Club Question: Who would you throw down with?
Post by: fistfulofmetal on December 08, 2008, 08:22:53 PM
Vin Diesel
Title: Re: The Fight Club Question: Who would you throw down with?
Post by: muckhole on December 08, 2008, 08:23:50 PM

You do look like you could put a hurt on everyone too. :lol

I can hit gently when required.   :hump

Edit: Oh, and I'd give my left testicle (lefticle?) for a shot at Ewe Boll like all those internet critics had back in the day.
Title: Re: The Fight Club Question: Who would you throw down with?
Post by: drew on December 08, 2008, 08:24:34 PM
I'd throw down with demi.

But we'd still be friends afterward.

youve never even seen fight club

youre not allowed to post itt
Title: Re: The Fight Club Question: Who would you throw down with?
Post by: Barry Egan on December 08, 2008, 08:26:16 PM
my dad  :'(
Title: Re: The Fight Club Question: Who would you throw down with?
Post by: drew on December 08, 2008, 08:28:27 PM
evilore & sp0rsk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3PH1WhcDvg

 :punch
Title: Re: The Fight Club Question: Who would you throw down with?
Post by: Eric P on December 08, 2008, 08:29:04 PM
chipopo's dad
Title: Re: The Fight Club Question: Who would you throw down with?
Post by: drew on December 08, 2008, 08:35:19 PM
id really like 1 round with evilore's pasty vampire hobit lookin ass (cause thats all id need)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcpRawCWvBo

 :punch
Title: Re: The Fight Club Question: Who would you throw down with?
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 08, 2008, 08:40:34 PM
evilore & sp0rsk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3PH1WhcDvg

 :punch

careful, sporsk's Tae Kwan Do skills are legendary.

i'd take...Kobe Bryant.
Title: Re: The Fight Club Question: Who would you throw down with?
Post by: DJ_Tet on December 08, 2008, 08:41:46 PM
Guy Fieri  :yuck

I want to beat his ass too, mostly because I know who Guy Fieri is.  I thought I was the only one.
Title: Re: The Fight Club Question: Who would you throw down with?
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 08, 2008, 08:46:17 PM
Alan Greenspan.
Title: Re: The Fight Club Question: Who would you throw down with?
Post by: Barry Egan on December 08, 2008, 09:03:48 PM
chipopo's dad

tag team?   :-[
Title: Re: The Fight Club Question: Who would you throw down with?
Post by: BlackMage on December 08, 2008, 09:04:46 PM
Fedor Emelianenko.. I'd fuck him up
Title: Re: The Fight Club Question: Who would you throw down with?
Post by: lordmaji on December 08, 2008, 09:06:31 PM
(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e86/PhoenixDark1/dome-1-1.jpg?t=1228628378)

good god man.  :lol :yuck
Title: Re: The Fight Club Question: Who would you throw down with?
Post by: drew on December 08, 2008, 09:10:56 PM
id fuck mohammed up
Title: Re: The Fight Club Question: Who would you throw down with?
Post by: cool breeze on December 08, 2008, 09:14:02 PM
Guy Fieri
Title: Re: The Fight Club Question: Who would you throw down with?
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 08, 2008, 09:16:43 PM
id fuck mohammed up

He's got super powers, what do you have? other than... u know.

the holy power of the Cross of the Nazarene
Title: Re: The Fight Club Question: Who would you throw down with?
Post by: drew on December 08, 2008, 09:28:50 PM
careful, sporsk's Tae Kwan Do skills are legendary.

pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

hell ill take all of neogaf on

heres how itd go down

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-kw1KBU2ps
Title: Re: The Fight Club Question: Who would you throw down with?
Post by: demi on December 08, 2008, 09:29:00 PM
Anybody.

I'd also like to oil wrestle a few board members. :-*

OMFG
Title: Re: The Fight Club Question: Who would you throw down with?
Post by: demi on December 08, 2008, 09:32:17 PM
I would like to oil wrestle-

Joe Molotov
Eric P
Muckhole

Preferably all at once
Title: Re: The Fight Club Question: Who would you throw down with?
Post by: muckhole on December 08, 2008, 09:42:34 PM
I would like to oil wrestle-

Joe Molotov
Eric P
Muckhole

Preferably all at once

That would be epic. Would you have my back in a fight, demi?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
...or my front? :hump
[close]
Title: Re: The Fight Club Question: Who would you throw down with?
Post by: ch1nchilla on December 08, 2008, 09:44:34 PM
(http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm217/ch1nchilla/deshawn-stevenson-black-card.jpg)

Deshawn Stevenson deserves to be hit in the face with a shovel, multiple times.
Title: Re: The Fight Club Question: Who would you throw down with?
Post by: demi on December 08, 2008, 09:49:53 PM
I would like to oil wrestle-

Joe Molotov
Eric P
Muckhole

Preferably all at once

That would be epic. Would you have my back in a fight, demi?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
...or my front? :hump
[close]

Depending how the fight went I would probably just go limp and let you guys have your way with me.
Title: Re: The Fight Club Question: Who would you throw down with?
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 08, 2008, 10:33:41 PM
I'd throw down with demi.

But we'd still be friends afterward.

youve never even seen fight club

youre not allowed to post itt

I saw it on TV in all it's apartment-exploding, plane-tearing-apart, financial-district-destructing, edited-for-content glory!
Title: Re: The Fight Club Question: Who would you throw down with?
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 08, 2008, 10:50:18 PM
I have nothing wrong with you, but your name makes me want to through down.  "Great Rumbler"?  :punch :punch

Let's get it on!  :starwars
Title: Re: The Fight Club Question: Who would you throw down with?
Post by: Raban on December 08, 2008, 11:43:43 PM
Julius Caeser.
Title: Re: The Fight Club Question: Who would you throw down with?
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on December 09, 2008, 02:41:51 AM
Hitler, with me dressed as a Rabbi.
Title: Re: The Fight Club Question: Who would you throw down with?
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 09, 2008, 08:22:03 AM
Oh shit son, you brought a toy to a gun fight :gun

(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k33/GreatRumbler/john_rambo5.jpg)
Title: Re: The Fight Club Question: Who would you throw down with?
Post by: Beezy on December 09, 2008, 08:32:43 AM
my best friend
that cockblocking motherfucker from Saturday night
Mr. Noodle from Elmo's World
my brother in law
any sloppy, waddle when they walk, fat person
Title: Re: The Fight Club Question: Who would you throw down with?
Post by: Brehvolution on December 09, 2008, 09:25:44 AM
my best friend
that cockblocking motherfucker from Saturday night
Mr. Noodle from Elmo's World
my brother in law
any sloppy, waddle when they walk, fat person

 :o I forgot about that smug mufukka. :maf
We throw that bitch down together. :punch
Title: Re: The Fight Club Question: Who would you throw down with?
Post by: Beezy on December 09, 2008, 09:50:54 AM
no doubt :gun
Title: Re: The Fight Club Question: Who would you throw down with?
Post by: Cheebs on December 09, 2008, 10:11:28 AM
Mr. Noodle is fucking awesome. I freaked out when I saw Rachel Getting Married because he plays Anne Hathaway's dad in it.  :lol
Title: Re: The Fight Club Question: Who would you throw down with?
Post by: Barry Egan on December 09, 2008, 11:00:14 AM
Mr. Noodle is fucking awesome. I freaked out when I saw Rachel Getting Married because he plays Anne Hathaway's dad in it.  :lol

 :cookiem :cookiem :cookiem :cookiem :cookiem
Title: Re: The Fight Club Question: Who would you throw down with?
Post by: hyp on December 09, 2008, 01:36:49 PM
i'm with lordmaji.  i could probably kick kanye's ass pretty bad.
Title: Re: The Fight Club Question: Who would you throw down with?
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on December 09, 2008, 06:46:04 PM
In the spirit of Monday Night Football, I nominate Tony Kornheiser.

(http://i38.tinypic.com/28cnbxj.jpg)

Just look at that douchey mug.
www.tonycutyourhair.com