Author Topic: The Fight Club Question: Who would you throw down with? (Read 5445 times)

etiolate · « **on:** December 08, 2008, 08:13:28 PM »

So, out of all the possible people, real or fictional, who would you pick for a bout of fisticuffs?

My choice: Mitch Albom

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1 on:** December 08, 2008, 08:14:07 PM »

I'd throw down with demi.

But we'd still be friends afterward.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #2 on:** December 08, 2008, 08:15:13 PM »

Chris Collinsworth

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lordmaji · « **Reply #3 on:** December 08, 2008, 08:16:22 PM »

Kanye West.

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #4 on:** December 08, 2008, 08:18:16 PM »

Guy Fieri

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5 on:** December 08, 2008, 08:19:19 PM »

Mitch Albom? He's cast his web from Michigan to Cali now?

muckhole · « **Reply #6 on:** December 08, 2008, 08:19:27 PM »

Anybody.

I'd also like to oil wrestle a few board members.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #7 on:** December 08, 2008, 08:19:41 PM »

jayne mansfield

i'd knock that bitch's block off

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #8 on:** December 08, 2008, 08:20:20 PM »

Quote from: muckhole on December 08, 2008, 08:19:27 PM

Anybody.

I'd also like to oil wrestle a few board members.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #9 on:** December 08, 2008, 08:20:57 PM »

Lil Wayne

Brehvolution · « **Reply #10 on:** December 08, 2008, 08:21:10 PM »

Quote from: muckhole on December 08, 2008, 08:19:27 PM

Anybody.

I'd also like to oil wrestle a few board members.

You do look like you could put a hurt on everyone too.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #11 on:** December 08, 2008, 08:21:37 PM »

In the spirit of Monday Night Football, I nominate Tony Kornheiser.

Just look at that douchey mug.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #12 on:** December 08, 2008, 08:22:53 PM »

Vin Diesel

muckhole · « **Reply #13 on:** December 08, 2008, 08:23:50 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on December 08, 2008, 08:21:10 PM

You do look like you could put a hurt on everyone too.

I can hit gently when required.

Edit: Oh, and I'd give my left testicle (lefticle?) for a shot at Ewe Boll like all those internet critics had back in the day.

drew · « **Reply #14 on:** December 08, 2008, 08:24:34 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on December 08, 2008, 08:14:07 PM

I'd throw down with demi.

But we'd still be friends afterward.

youve never even seen fight club

youre not allowed to post itt

Barry Egan · « **Reply #15 on:** December 08, 2008, 08:26:16 PM »

my dad :'(

drew · « **Reply #16 on:** December 08, 2008, 08:28:27 PM »

evilore & sp0rsk

Eric P · « **Reply #17 on:** December 08, 2008, 08:29:04 PM »

chipopo's dad

drew · « **Reply #18 on:** December 08, 2008, 08:35:19 PM »

id really like 1 round with evilore's pasty vampire hobit lookin ass (cause thats all id need)

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #19 on:** December 08, 2008, 08:40:34 PM »

Quote from: Drewsy on December 08, 2008, 08:28:27 PM

evilore & sp0rsk

careful, sporsk's Tae Kwan Do skills are legendary.

i'd take...Kobe Bryant.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #20 on:** December 08, 2008, 08:41:46 PM »

Quote from: Kestastrophe on December 08, 2008, 08:18:16 PM

Guy Fieri

I want to beat his ass too, mostly because I know who Guy Fieri is. I thought I was the only one.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #21 on:** December 08, 2008, 08:46:17 PM »

Alan Greenspan.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #22 on:** December 08, 2008, 09:03:48 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on December 08, 2008, 08:29:04 PM

chipopo's dad

tag team?

BlackMage · « **Reply #23 on:** December 08, 2008, 09:04:46 PM »

Fedor Emelianenko.. I'd fuck him up

lordmaji · « **Reply #24 on:** December 08, 2008, 09:06:31 PM »

good god man.

drew · « **Reply #25 on:** December 08, 2008, 09:10:56 PM »

id fuck mohammed up

cool breeze · « **Reply #26 on:** December 08, 2008, 09:14:02 PM »

Guy Fieri

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #27 on:** December 08, 2008, 09:16:43 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on December 08, 2008, 09:13:37 PM

Quote from: Drewsy on December 08, 2008, 09:10:56 PM
id fuck mohammed up

He's got super powers, what do you have? other than... u know.

the holy power of the Cross of the Nazarene

drew · « **Reply #28 on:** December 08, 2008, 09:28:50 PM »

Quote from: Cormacaroni on December 08, 2008, 08:40:34 PM

careful, sporsk's Tae Kwan Do skills are legendary.

pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

hell ill take all of neogaf on

heres how itd go down

demi · « **Reply #29 on:** December 08, 2008, 09:29:00 PM »

Quote from: muckhole on December 08, 2008, 08:19:27 PM

Anybody.

I'd also like to oil wrestle a few board members.

OMFG

demi · « **Reply #30 on:** December 08, 2008, 09:32:17 PM »

I would like to oil wrestle-

Joe Molotov
Eric P
Muckhole

Preferably all at once

muckhole · « **Reply #31 on:** December 08, 2008, 09:42:34 PM »

Quote from: demi on December 08, 2008, 09:32:17 PM

I would like to oil wrestle-

Joe Molotov
Eric P
Muckhole

Preferably all at once

That would be epic. Would you have my back in a fight, demi?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

...or my front?

[close]

ch1nchilla · « **Reply #32 on:** December 08, 2008, 09:44:34 PM »

Deshawn Stevenson deserves to be hit in the face with a shovel, multiple times.

demi · « **Reply #33 on:** December 08, 2008, 09:49:53 PM »

Quote from: muckhole on December 08, 2008, 09:42:34 PM

Quote from: demi on December 08, 2008, 09:32:17 PM
I would like to oil wrestle-

Joe Molotov
Eric P
Muckhole

Preferably all at once

That would be epic. Would you have my back in a fight, demi?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
...or my front?
[close]

Depending how the fight went I would probably just go limp and let you guys have your way with me.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #34 on:** December 08, 2008, 10:33:41 PM »

Quote from: Drewsy on December 08, 2008, 08:24:34 PM

Quote from: Great Rumbler on December 08, 2008, 08:14:07 PM
I'd throw down with demi.

But we'd still be friends afterward.

youve never even seen fight club

youre not allowed to post itt

I saw it on TV in all it's apartment-exploding, plane-tearing-apart, financial-district-destructing, edited-for-content glory!

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #35 on:** December 08, 2008, 10:50:18 PM »

Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on December 08, 2008, 10:45:53 PM

I have nothing wrong with you, but your name makes me want to through down. "Great Rumbler"?

Let's get it on!

Raban · « **Reply #36 on:** December 08, 2008, 11:43:43 PM »

Julius Caeser.

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #37 on:** December 09, 2008, 02:41:51 AM »

Hitler, with me dressed as a Rabbi.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #38 on:** December 09, 2008, 08:22:03 AM »

Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on December 08, 2008, 10:51:42 PM

Oh shit son, you brought a toy to a gun fight

Beezy · « **Reply #39 on:** December 09, 2008, 08:32:43 AM »

my best friend
that cockblocking motherfucker from Saturday night
Mr. Noodle from Elmo's World
my brother in law
any sloppy, waddle when they walk, fat person

Brehvolution · « **Reply #40 on:** December 09, 2008, 09:25:44 AM »

Quote from: Beezy on December 09, 2008, 08:32:43 AM

my best friend
that cockblocking motherfucker from Saturday night
Mr. Noodle from Elmo's World
my brother in law
any sloppy, waddle when they walk, fat person

I forgot about that smug mufukka.

We throw that bitch down together.

Beezy · « **Reply #41 on:** December 09, 2008, 09:50:54 AM »

no doubt

Cheebs · « **Reply #42 on:** December 09, 2008, 10:11:28 AM »

Mr. Noodle is fucking awesome. I freaked out when I saw Rachel Getting Married because he plays Anne Hathaway's dad in it.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #43 on:** December 09, 2008, 11:00:14 AM »

Quote from: Cheebs on December 09, 2008, 10:11:28 AM

Mr. Noodle is fucking awesome. I freaked out when I saw Rachel Getting Married because he plays Anne Hathaway's dad in it.

hyp · « **Reply #44 on:** December 09, 2008, 01:36:49 PM »

i'm with lordmaji. i could probably kick kanye's ass pretty bad.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #45 on:** December 09, 2008, 06:46:04 PM »

Quote from: Yola on December 08, 2008, 08:21:37 PM

In the spirit of Monday Night Football, I nominate Tony Kornheiser.

(Image removed from quote.)

Just look at that douchey mug.

www.tonycutyourhair.com

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Author Topic: The Fight Club Question: Who would you throw down with? (Read 5445 times)