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Title: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 29, 2006, 03:15:57 PM: Any of you guys buy any of the MILLIONS of Superman DVDs released today?

(http://images2.dvdempire.com/gen/movies/1221728h.jpg)

Includes:
Superman: The Movie
Superman: The Movie - 2000 Expanded Edition
Superman II
Superman II: The Richard Donner Cut
Superman III
Superman IV: The Quest For Peace
Superman Returns: Special Edition

Avg. Price: $69.99 :)

(http://images2.dvdempire.com/gen/movies/1214667h.jpg) :-\

(http://images2.dvdempire.com/gen/movies/1220405h.jpg) >:( ::)
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: Disposable White Guy on November 29, 2006, 03:21:57 PM: (http://homepage.mac.com/jholbo/nutwork/images/Zod.jpg)
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 29, 2006, 03:24:00 PM: I'm gonna see if I can convince a friend to pick up the DONNER CUT for me for X-Mas. I don't know if I want to spend any money of my own on it.

All I'm buying is the Superman: The Movie SE... imo, the only Superman worth owning. Plus, they always show Supes II on TV anyway, so its not going to be missed. :-\
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: Solo on November 29, 2006, 03:24:06 PM: My impression is that you'd have to be a FUCK-ER to buy this. One decent movie does not warrant a 14 disc set purchase.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on November 29, 2006, 03:25:48 PM: decent is the right word :/
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Post by: Disposable White Guy on November 29, 2006, 03:25:59 PM: Superman I was pretty boring.
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 29, 2006, 03:26:46 PM: theyre all kinda boring and silly
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 29, 2006, 03:27:01 PM: Hell, I might just wait on the Supes set altogether until I get either an HD-DVD or BR player... :-\

SUPES DAY is a shitfest total.
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: Disposable White Guy on November 29, 2006, 03:28:41 PM: Quote from: MrAngryFace on November 29, 2006, 03:26:46 PM
theyre all kinda boring and silly

(http://accordionguy.blogware.com/Photos/2005/04/zod.jpg)

Excuse me?
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 29, 2006, 03:28:50 PM: I like how they do this shit, then push new formats. its a total setup.

Disposable: He doesnt actually LOOK menacing. I mean everything they do is all floaty bullshit. The ZOD worship is pure nostalgia.
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 29, 2006, 03:30:24 PM: Quote from: MrAngryFace on November 29, 2006, 03:28:50 PM
I like how they do this shit, then push new formats. its a total setup.

Truth.
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: Disposable White Guy on November 29, 2006, 03:31:23 PM: (http://www.fluxw.com/zod.jpg)

MAF better get his kneepads warmed up...
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 29, 2006, 03:32:54 PM: Its not like Superman looked tough either. Everytime I watch Superman movies everything just looks so amature. Floaty boring pulled punch fights with poorly acted grimaces of pain. Then lex is dumb looking and if shit doesnt look all washed out 70s it looks all embarassing early 80s. I cant watch this stuff.
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: Disposable White Guy on November 29, 2006, 03:35:18 PM: Despite the awesomeness of Zod, I'll agree with that.
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 29, 2006, 03:36:30 PM: I think Reeves was a good Superman, but true, he didn't look all that... menacing.

Now I'm not saying Supes should be played by Hulk Hogan, but he shouldn't look like a football player in a bright jumpsuit either. :-\
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 29, 2006, 03:45:43 PM: I dunno I wish superman could just be a little more hardcore. Not edgy, just like, take more shit. I mean we finally got a chance at a modern superman movie that could benefit from all the special effects of today, and we get 2 hours, with a good portion of that being him getting EMO over a woman. LAME.
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 29, 2006, 03:47:24 PM: I really think they should've made the pimp from the original movie, the one who does color commentary, jive-style on Supes' outfit a recurring character or major villain. Maybe he should've just been Superman actually.
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 29, 2006, 03:47:28 PM: Quote from: MrAngryFace on November 29, 2006, 03:45:43 PM
I dunno I wish superman could just be a little more hardcore. Not edgy, just like, take more shit. I mean we finally got a chance at a modern superman movie that could benefit from all the special effects of today, and we get 2 hours, with a good portion of that being him getting EMO over a woman. LAME.

Well, at least they made Lex a psuedo-gangsta... :-\
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 29, 2006, 03:48:37 PM: yeah modern lex is at least more...criminal and less hysterical.

I just wanted some knock down drag out fights. I mean SUPERMAN DIED ONCE. Judging by the fights in the movies one would wonder how that could ever happen period.
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 29, 2006, 03:49:44 PM: Jesus, the big climatic battle had Supes being stomped by a couple of Menace II Society rejects... :rofl
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: Disposable White Guy on November 29, 2006, 03:50:38 PM: It's probably because the movies focus more on the whole 'mortality' bullshit when they could easily pull off some Metallo action, or something equally cheesy but big with explosions and badassed. The closest we've ever, ever come to that was

(http://homepage.mac.com/jholbo/nutwork/images/Zod.jpg)

Who definitely rocks, but like you said, isn't exactly menacing. Hell, the final battle dealy at the end with the celophane S killed the mood.
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 29, 2006, 03:51:10 PM: Superman got his ass beat by KUMAR from Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle.

I repeat.

Super-fucking-man got his ass beat by KUMAR from Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle.
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 29, 2006, 03:56:16 PM: Superman just isnt that Super. Watching the movies is becoming more and more like watching a movie about a guy who can READ REAL FAST or something incredibly mundane like that. I would have to say that SMALLVILLE of all things has bigger fights than the movies, which honestly a little said since its a teen drama show more than anything else.

PS. I own Smallville Season 1-5 :(
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 29, 2006, 03:57:40 PM: (http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/747/takusuperorlyfu9.gif)

:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: Disposable White Guy on November 29, 2006, 03:59:52 PM: :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

PS- I've never seen Smallville. From one BSG fan to another, is it worth the time at all? I always held it as Dawson's Creek, but in Kansas. With weird nerd stuff thrown in and 20-somethings that try to play teenaged characters.
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 29, 2006, 04:00:40 PM: First season is okay, it's all downhill from that, though. Also, some of the acting is horrible. Like cringe worthy.
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 29, 2006, 04:01:35 PM: Its not NEARLY as bad as Dawsons Creek. If you can stand the change to the mythos its good clean fun. The latest two seasons were awesome the first three were good but season 4-6 have way more super power and way less WAA WAA plus the retconned Lois is kick ass.

Willco yer talkin out of yer ass.
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: Disposable White Guy on November 29, 2006, 04:01:51 PM: Well it was on the fucking WB Network. I wouldn't expect Oscar material.

Quote from: MrAngryFace on November 29, 2006, 04:01:35 PM
Its not NEARLY as bad as Dawsons Creek. If you can stand the change to the mythos its good clean fun. The latest two seasons were awesome the first three were good but season 4-6 have way more super power and way less WAA WAA plus the retconned Lois is kick ass.

Willco yer talkin out of yer ass.

OK.
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 29, 2006, 04:02:51 PM: Quote from: Willco on November 29, 2006, 04:00:40 PM
First season is okay, it's all downhill from that, though. Also, some of the acting is horrible. Like cringe worthy.

QFT
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 29, 2006, 04:07:47 PM: Shake yer trying to get mod status!
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 29, 2006, 04:09:53 PM: Note: I haven't seen a full episode of Smallville since the ghey-tacular crystals episodes.
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 29, 2006, 04:10:32 PM: Braniac rocked! so did ZOD
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: Disposable White Guy on November 29, 2006, 04:12:55 PM: Can I charge you in paypal dollars if I don't like what I download?
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 29, 2006, 04:18:46 PM: No
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: Mupepe on November 29, 2006, 04:36:49 PM: Smallville is worth it. Season 3 is fucking awful though. I think that's the one about the witch. Fucking laaaaame. "let's go to China!" Lex is bad ass throughout the whole show though. Lana is fucking gorgeous. Lois is fucking sexy!!!
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 29, 2006, 04:39:22 PM: The reason I think Season 3 is worth it is because thats the season Clark says STFU to BOTH girls and I get to start hating lana for being the dumb character she is. God she's so dumb at the end of season 5 I wanna vomit. Lois is awesome and hot ftw.

Also Season 5 is fucking DARK and TRAGIC.
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 29, 2006, 04:41:07 PM: Who was that one chick that put the lame, show-created kryptonite on him that basically turns Clark into a horny bastard?
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 29, 2006, 04:46:44 PM: haha the hot teleporting girl? I miss her :(
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 29, 2006, 04:49:49 PM: She was hot. And unless I am wrong, she was in her underwear that episode too.
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 29, 2006, 04:50:12 PM: Quote from: MrAngryFace on November 29, 2006, 04:07:47 PM
Shake yer trying to get mod status!

Nah, I've already made my hatred for Smallville known elsewhere...
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 29, 2006, 04:50:38 PM: She was sooooooo hot :(
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 29, 2006, 04:52:46 PM: I demand pics.
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: Disposable White Guy on November 29, 2006, 04:53:37 PM: I thought you hated Smallville.
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 29, 2006, 04:54:09 PM: In order to save this thread, a present a movie actually worth the DVD's msrp:

(http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/70/clerks2ak9.jpg)

:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: Disposable White Guy on November 29, 2006, 04:55:50 PM: lol randals sew fat roflrofl

::)
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: Cheebs on November 29, 2006, 04:57:35 PM: I am getting the 14 disk set for christmas hopefully. I love 3/5 of the films and want the donner cut and all the doc's.
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 29, 2006, 04:58:01 PM: Holy shit, I just came to a starling relezation: in 20 years, I'm going to look like Randal. :o
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: Cheebs on November 29, 2006, 05:00:50 PM: Quote from: The Dark Shake on November 29, 2006, 04:58:01 PM
Holy shit, I just came to a starling relezation: in 20 years, I'm going to look like Randal. :o
you look fatter than he does in his mid-30's
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 29, 2006, 05:02:47 PM: Quote from: Cheebs on November 29, 2006, 05:00:50 PM
Quote from: The Dark Shake on November 29, 2006, 04:58:01 PM
Holy shit, I just came to a starling relezation: in 20 years, I'm going to look like Randal. :o
you look fatter than he does in his mid-30's

Why do I look fatter? Jesus, you've only seen a black and white pic of my face, wtf? :lol
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: Solo on November 29, 2006, 05:03:57 PM: Mupepe, you are on crack. S3 is by far and away the best Smallville season.

S3 >>> S5 > S2 > S1 > S6 (so far) > dogshit > S4
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: Cheebs on November 29, 2006, 05:08:18 PM: Quote from: The Dark Shake on November 29, 2006, 05:02:47 PM
Quote from: Cheebs on November 29, 2006, 05:00:50 PM
Quote from: The Dark Shake on November 29, 2006, 04:58:01 PM
Holy shit, I just came to a starling relezation: in 20 years, I'm going to look like Randal. :o
you look fatter than he does in his mid-30's

Why do I look fatter? Jesus, you've only seen a black and white pic of my face, wtf? :lol

cause you got a chubby face. randal isn't over-weight at all

(http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/clerks%20ii.jpg)
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 29, 2006, 05:09:01 PM: uh... huh?
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: Cheebs on November 29, 2006, 05:09:18 PM: Quote from: The Dark Shake on November 29, 2006, 05:09:01 PM
uh... huh?
eh?
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 29, 2006, 05:12:23 PM: Oh, you edited your post. Nevermind.

I may have a chubby face, but I'm built almost exactly like Randal. That's why I made my earlier comment. ;)
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 29, 2006, 05:14:00 PM: Small penis too?
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Post by: Christopher on November 29, 2006, 05:15:55 PM: Quote from: The Dark Shake on November 29, 2006, 05:02:47 PM
Quote from: Cheebs on November 29, 2006, 05:00:50 PM
Quote from: The Dark Shake on November 29, 2006, 04:58:01 PM
Holy shit, I just came to a starling relezation: in 20 years, I'm going to look like Randal. :o
you look fatter than he does in his mid-30's

Why do I look fatter? Jesus, you've only seen a black and white pic of my face, wtf? :lol

I got a color one.
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 29, 2006, 05:16:38 PM: Jesus Christ, yet another thread derailed... ::)
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: Cheebs on November 29, 2006, 05:17:30 PM: It's better to look like Randal than Dante. Even though Dante has sex with Rosario Dawson
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 29, 2006, 05:18:15 PM: Quote from: Cheebs on November 29, 2006, 05:17:30 PM
It's better to look like Randal than Dante. Even though Dante has sex with Rosario Dawson

Randal has sex with young women who do ass to mouth... :-*
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: Cheebs on November 29, 2006, 05:19:25 PM: Quote from: The Dark Shake on November 29, 2006, 05:18:15 PM
Quote from: Cheebs on November 29, 2006, 05:17:30 PM
It's better to look like Randal than Dante. Even though Dante has sex with Rosario Dawson

Randal has sex with young women who do ass to mouth... :-*
I think he makes it all up and has no sex life but acts all tough to make up for it.
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 29, 2006, 05:20:18 PM: Probably.

But, then again, you DO see him macking it with those high school girls while Dante is on the swings with his ugly ass, crackwhore fiance... :-*
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 29, 2006, 05:23:48 PM: I don't think flirting with high school girls counts as "macking". If you're Randal, who's your Dante?

Answer?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Phoenix Dark :lol
[close]

You guys should just get a room and start buttfucking ASAP.
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 29, 2006, 05:24:50 PM: :'(
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Post by: Disposable White Guy on November 29, 2006, 05:45:27 PM: Man, Zod would be so pissed at this thread right now.
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 29, 2006, 05:46:11 PM: Zod and Superman totally did it.
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Post by: Disposable White Guy on November 29, 2006, 05:46:54 PM: Why do you think he made him kneel?
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: Himu on November 29, 2006, 05:53:33 PM: Superman movies suck.
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 29, 2006, 05:55:17 PM: Quote from: Himuro on November 29, 2006, 05:53:33 PM
Superman movies suck.

Almost as bad as Zelda: TP, lolz amirite?
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: Himu on November 29, 2006, 05:56:14 PM: Quote from: Willco on November 29, 2006, 03:51:10 PM
Superman got his ass beat by KUMAR from Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle.

I repeat.

Super-fucking-man got his ass beat by KUMAR from Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle.

When did this happen? Kumar is pretty cool.
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: Himu on November 29, 2006, 05:57:04 PM: Quote from: The Dark Shake on November 29, 2006, 05:55:17 PM
Quote from: Himuro on November 29, 2006, 05:53:33 PM
Superman movies suck.

Almost as bad as Zelda: TP, lolz amirite?

Superman is terrible period.

OH LOOK AT ME I CAN DO ANYTHING BUT I'M WEAK AGAINST GREEN ROCK

what a cigarillo

Not to mention, Clark Kent is the most boring alter ego on the face of the universe and that Superman himself is just as fucking boring.

Give me Batman please.
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 29, 2006, 05:58:31 PM: :lol
Title: Re: Impressions on the FUCKTON Supes DVDs Yet?
Post by: Vizzys on November 29, 2006, 06:09:47 PM: lol black people