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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: GilloD on December 16, 2008, 03:59:28 PM

Title: TIME TO HAVE AN EXCITING LIFE: SLAP CHOP
Post by: GilloD on December 16, 2008, 03:59:28 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZVdCx9AhhE

You know you hate makin' salad.
Title: Re: TIME TO HAVE AN EXCITING LIFE: SLAP CHOP
Post by: Reb on December 16, 2008, 04:01:29 PM: "Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life."

How does he know me so well?
Title: Re: TIME TO HAVE AN EXCITING LIFE: SLAP CHOP
Post by: Reb on December 16, 2008, 04:03:06 PM: Haha, they blinged the chopped strawberry.
Title: Re: TIME TO HAVE AN EXCITING LIFE: SLAP CHOP
Post by: WrikaWrek on December 16, 2008, 04:08:10 PM: Kept hearing slap job.

Kept thinking "Wonder how it goes".

So i just blacked out for the rest of the video.
Title: Re: TIME TO HAVE AN EXCITING LIFE: SLAP CHOP
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 16, 2008, 05:22:58 PM: Sham? Wow!
Title: Re: TIME TO HAVE AN EXCITING LIFE: SLAP CHOP
Post by: muckhole on December 16, 2008, 05:35:58 PM: :lol

"...fettuccine, linguine, martini, bikini."

I can't decide if he's a giant distinguished mentally-challenged fellow, or THE BEST GODDAMN SALESMAN I'VE EVER SEEN.
Title: Re: TIME TO HAVE AN EXCITING LIFE: SLAP CHOP
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 16, 2008, 05:50:48 PM: Quote from: muckhole on December 16, 2008, 05:35:58 PM
:lol

"...fettuccine, linguine, martini, bikini."

I can't decide if he's a giant distinguished mentally-challenged fellow, or THE BEST GODDAMN SALESMAN I'VE EVER SEEN.

If you listen closely he actually says "freduccine". :lol
Title: Re: TIME TO HAVE AN EXCITING LIFE: SLAP CHOP
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 16, 2008, 04:25:51 PM: This guy should have been a lawyer. I would want him defending me.

Also, who eats 8 ounces of food for breakfast?
Title: Re: TIME TO HAVE AN EXCITING LIFE: SLAP CHOP
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 16, 2008, 04:28:48 PM: also-also, how the fuck is a bunch of loose chopped-up boiled egg, pickle, onion, and ham "breakfast on the go"
Title: Re: TIME TO HAVE AN EXCITING LIFE: SLAP CHOP
Post by: muckhole on December 16, 2008, 04:29:55 PM: Quote from: Eel O'Brian on December 16, 2008, 04:28:48 PM
also-also, how the fuck is a bunch of loose chopped-up boiled egg, pickle, onion, and ham "breakfast on the go"

It's like a fistful of omelette! Carry it on the bus!
Title: Re: TIME TO HAVE AN EXCITING LIFE: SLAP CHOP
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 16, 2008, 04:31:27 PM: or use their next product, some sort of edible glove

"fisty"
Title: Re: TIME TO HAVE AN EXCITING LIFE: SLAP CHOP
Post by: AdmiralViscen on December 16, 2008, 09:46:04 PM: :lol
Title: Re: TIME TO HAVE AN EXCITING LIFE: SLAP CHOP
Post by: Beezy on December 16, 2008, 10:05:20 PM: im sold :lol
Title: Re: TIME TO HAVE AN EXCITING LIFE: SLAP CHOP
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 16, 2008, 11:52:11 PM: Quote from: Eel O'Brian on December 16, 2008, 04:31:27 PM
or use their next product, some sort of edible glove

"fisty"

I'll take three.
Title: Re: TIME TO HAVE AN EXCITING LIFE: SLAP CHOP
Post by: Positive Touch on December 16, 2008, 11:56:26 PM: My mom has had something like this since... a long time ago. Works well, but she never used it to make those nasy-looking instant meals.