TIME TO HAVE AN EXCITING LIFE: SLAP CHOP

[GilloD]

You know you hate makin' salad.

[Reb]

"Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life."

How does he know me so well?

[Reb]

Haha, they blinged the chopped strawberry.

[WrikaWrek]

Kept hearing slap job.


Kept thinking "Wonder how it goes".


So i just blacked out for the rest of the video.

[Great Rumbler]

Sham? Wow!

[muckhole]

 

"...fettuccine, linguine, martini, bikini."

I can't decide if he's a giant distinguished mentally-challenged fellow, or THE BEST GODDAMN SALESMAN I'VE EVER SEEN.

[Great Rumbler]

"...fettuccine, linguine, martini, bikini."

I can't decide if he's a giant distinguished mentally-challenged fellow, or THE BEST GODDAMN SALESMAN I'VE EVER SEEN.

If you listen closely he actually says "freduccine". 

[ToxicAdam]

This guy should have been a lawyer. I would want him defending me.

Also, who eats 8 ounces of food for breakfast?

[Eel O'Brian]

also-also, how the fuck is a bunch of loose chopped-up boiled egg, pickle, onion, and ham "breakfast on the go"

[muckhole]

also-also, how the fuck is a bunch of loose chopped-up boiled egg, pickle, onion, and ham "breakfast on the go"

It's like a fistful of omelette! Carry it on the bus!

[Eel O'Brian]

or use their next product, some sort of edible glove

"fisty"

[AdmiralViscen]

 

[Beezy]

im sold

[Great Rumbler]

or use their next product, some sort of edible glove

"fisty"

I'll take three.

[Positive Touch]

My mom has had something like this since... a long time ago.  Works well, but she never used it to make those nasy-looking instant meals.