THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Reb on December 16, 2008, 04:17:24 PM

Title: Fuck it...
Post by: Reb on December 16, 2008, 04:17:24 PM
...I'm eating something from the minibar to go with my complementary tea!

(I guess that's how they get you...)


I guess this is now a topic to discuss the finer workings of staying in hotels regularly.
Any suggestions on what I can do to entertain myself?
Title: Re: Fuck it...
Post by: Reb on December 16, 2008, 04:40:36 PM
I have a company laptop and free wireless... I dunno...
Title: Re: Fuck it...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 16, 2008, 04:42:49 PM
http://www.candystand.com/games/vector_td2/vectortd2.swf
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Post by: Robo on December 16, 2008, 04:43:57 PM
Order a prostitute and load your gun.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 16, 2008, 04:47:27 PM
been there done DTTD.  Vector is new hot. 
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Post by: drew on December 16, 2008, 04:48:17 PM
military channel ftw

every hotel has it
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Post by: Brehvolution on December 16, 2008, 04:53:11 PM
Put on a Speedo and hit the pool. Don't cover yourself on the way there or back.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 16, 2008, 04:57:41 PM
hard to play with no mouse.
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Post by: littlemathletics on December 16, 2008, 05:00:09 PM
http://www.candystand.com/games/vector_td2/vectortd2.swf

I raise you a

http://www.kongregate.com/

Kongregate is awesome. Best Flash site around.
Title: Re: Fuck it...
Post by: muckhole on December 16, 2008, 05:07:19 PM
Rebiak, you're there on the company's dime, correct? That minibar should be gutted like a bear on trout.
Title: Re: Fuck it...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 16, 2008, 05:10:18 PM
If I ordered a high class call girl I'd probably wind up talking to her more than sexing her
Title: Re: Fuck it...
Post by: Reb on December 16, 2008, 05:16:20 PM
Put on a Speedo and hit the pool. Don't cover yourself on the way there or back.

I'm in London, in the winter, in the evening...

Rebiak living it up.

Order a callgirl, do it for poor EB.

Man, I wish I had the balls.

Rebiak, you're there on the company's dime, correct? That minibar should be gutted like a bear on trout.

But... I want to keep the job that makes my living almost cost-free...
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Post by: Bacchus7 on December 16, 2008, 05:16:31 PM
What the fuck did I just fuck up, nvm.
Title: Re: Fuck it...
Post by: Reb on December 16, 2008, 05:20:28 PM
SMP, wrong thread.
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Post by: littlemathletics on December 16, 2008, 05:25:28 PM
Bounce on the bed while wearing shoes.
Title: Re: Fuck it...
Post by: Reb on December 16, 2008, 05:26:03 PM
Bounce on the bed while wearing shoes.

Best suggestion thusfar!
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Post by: Robo on December 16, 2008, 05:32:46 PM
Bounce on the bed while wearing shoes, with the history channel on, while you load your gun.
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Post by: littlemathletics on December 16, 2008, 05:33:59 PM
And while a callgirl raids the minibar.
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Post by: Reb on December 16, 2008, 05:39:34 PM
Where do I get a gun?
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Post by: drew on December 16, 2008, 05:40:14 PM
piss in the sink from the living room
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Post by: Reb on December 16, 2008, 05:44:21 PM
What I like about the hotel room:

- There are more then 4 tv channels.
- Free wireless internet.
- When you leave the toilet door open, you can see yourself poop.
- The room comes with a red light built in.
- The mini bar contains Oreo's.
- There's books on the shelves.
Title: Re: Fuck it...
Post by: muckhole on December 16, 2008, 05:45:59 PM
Have you scouted the floor so you can go on an old fasioned panty-raid come midnight?
Title: Re: Fuck it...
Post by: Reb on December 16, 2008, 05:47:04 PM
Have you scouted the floor so you can go on an old fasioned panty-raid come midnight?

Damn, I knew I missed something!
Title: Re: Fuck it...
Post by: Reb on December 16, 2008, 05:53:49 PM
I had a drink at the bar, and ate at the restaurant. There's no pool, since the hotel is in down town London. I saw some cafés on my way here, so I'm considering going out drinking tomorrow.

I do have a big meeting the day after though...
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Post by: littlemathletics on December 16, 2008, 06:04:29 PM
You know what I like about staying in hotels? Disney Channel. Couldn't handle paying for that shit at home, but spending a couple of hours watching it in a hotel is...oddly enjoyable.
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Post by: drew on December 16, 2008, 06:09:18 PM
get pissdrunk and get in a scrap with some cockney lads

chat up the birds
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Post by: Reb on December 16, 2008, 06:59:52 PM
Shag the birds, fight the geezers.

This is starting to sound like a The Streets song...