Author Topic: Fuck it... (Read 1390 times)

Reb · « **on:** December 16, 2008, 04:17:24 PM »

...I'm eating something from the minibar to go with my complementary tea!

(I guess that's how they get you...)

I guess this is now a topic to discuss the finer workings of staying in hotels regularly.
Any suggestions on what I can do to entertain myself?

Reb · « **Reply #1 on:** December 16, 2008, 04:40:36 PM »

I have a company laptop and free wireless... I dunno...

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2 on:** December 16, 2008, 04:42:49 PM »

http://www.candystand.com/games/vector_td2/vectortd2.swf

Robo · « **Reply #3 on:** December 16, 2008, 04:43:57 PM »

Order a prostitute and load your gun.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4 on:** December 16, 2008, 04:47:27 PM »

been there done DTTD. Vector is new hot.

drew · « **Reply #5 on:** December 16, 2008, 04:48:17 PM »

military channel ftw

every hotel has it

Brehvolution · « **Reply #6 on:** December 16, 2008, 04:53:11 PM »

Put on a Speedo and hit the pool. Don't cover yourself on the way there or back.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7 on:** December 16, 2008, 04:57:41 PM »

hard to play with no mouse.

littlemathletics · « **Reply #8 on:** December 16, 2008, 05:00:09 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on December 16, 2008, 04:45:38 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on December 16, 2008, 04:42:49 PM
http://www.candystand.com/games/vector_td2/vectortd2.swf

I raise you a

http://www.kongregate.com/

Kongregate is awesome. Best Flash site around.

muckhole · « **Reply #9 on:** December 16, 2008, 05:07:19 PM »

Rebiak, you're there on the company's dime, correct? That minibar should be gutted like a bear on trout.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10 on:** December 16, 2008, 05:10:18 PM »

If I ordered a high class call girl I'd probably wind up talking to her more than sexing her

Reb · « **Reply #11 on:** December 16, 2008, 05:16:20 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on December 16, 2008, 04:53:11 PM

Put on a Speedo and hit the pool. Don't cover yourself on the way there or back.

I'm in London, in the winter, in the evening...

Quote from: Kosma on December 16, 2008, 05:06:06 PM

Rebiak living it up.

Order a callgirl, do it for poor EB.

Man, I wish I had the balls.

Quote from: muckhole on December 16, 2008, 05:07:19 PM

Rebiak, you're there on the company's dime, correct? That minibar should be gutted like a bear on trout.

But... I want to keep the job that makes my living almost cost-free...

Bacchus7 · « **Reply #12 on:** December 16, 2008, 05:16:31 PM »

What the fuck did I just fuck up, nvm.

Reb · « **Reply #13 on:** December 16, 2008, 05:20:28 PM »

SMP, wrong thread.

littlemathletics · « **Reply #14 on:** December 16, 2008, 05:25:28 PM »

Bounce on the bed while wearing shoes.

Reb · « **Reply #15 on:** December 16, 2008, 05:26:03 PM »

Quote from: littlemathletics on December 16, 2008, 05:25:28 PM

Bounce on the bed while wearing shoes.

Best suggestion thusfar!

Robo · « **Reply #16 on:** December 16, 2008, 05:32:46 PM »

Bounce on the bed while wearing shoes, with the history channel on, while you load your gun.

littlemathletics · « **Reply #17 on:** December 16, 2008, 05:33:59 PM »

And while a callgirl raids the minibar.

Reb · « **Reply #18 on:** December 16, 2008, 05:39:34 PM »

Where do I get a gun?

drew · « **Reply #19 on:** December 16, 2008, 05:40:14 PM »

piss in the sink from the living room

Reb · « **Reply #20 on:** December 16, 2008, 05:44:21 PM »

What I like about the hotel room:

- There are more then 4 tv channels.
- Free wireless internet.
- When you leave the toilet door open, you can see yourself poop.
- The room comes with a red light built in.
- The mini bar contains Oreo's.
- There's books on the shelves.

muckhole · « **Reply #21 on:** December 16, 2008, 05:45:59 PM »

Have you scouted the floor so you can go on an old fasioned panty-raid come midnight?

Reb · « **Reply #22 on:** December 16, 2008, 05:47:04 PM »

Quote from: muckhole on December 16, 2008, 05:45:59 PM

Have you scouted the floor so you can go on an old fasioned panty-raid come midnight?

Damn, I knew I missed something!

Reb · « **Reply #23 on:** December 16, 2008, 05:53:49 PM »

I had a drink at the bar, and ate at the restaurant. There's no pool, since the hotel is in down town London. I saw some cafés on my way here, so I'm considering going out drinking tomorrow.

I do have a big meeting the day after though...

littlemathletics · « **Reply #24 on:** December 16, 2008, 06:04:29 PM »

You know what I like about staying in hotels? Disney Channel. Couldn't handle paying for that shit at home, but spending a couple of hours watching it in a hotel is...oddly enjoyable.

drew · « **Reply #25 on:** December 16, 2008, 06:09:18 PM »

get pissdrunk and get in a scrap with some cockney lads

chat up the birds

Reb · « **Reply #26 on:** December 16, 2008, 06:59:52 PM »

Shag the birds, fight the geezers.

This is starting to sound like a The Streets song...

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