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Title: merry christmas from reverend phelps!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 16, 2008, 10:52:55 PM
(http://media.bonnint.net/seattle/1/143/14311.jpg)

he knows how to make my holidays happy! :-[
Title: Re: merry christmas from reverend phelps!
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on December 16, 2008, 10:54:28 PM
wasn't Phelps originally a civil rights lawyer?  the whole business is probably just an epic troll.
Title: Re: merry christmas from reverend phelps!
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 16, 2008, 10:55:29 PM
wasn't Phelps actually a civil rights lawyer?  the whole business is probably just an epic troll.

A lot of the Phelps family are lawyers
Title: Re: merry christmas from reverend phelps!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 16, 2008, 10:57:34 PM
i've honestly suspected that myself for awhile, although local talk radio's dori "i'm a confused christian lolbertarian" monson had one of westboro baptist's "foremost parishioners" on his show and she was clearly sellin' the whole "we are in a recession in america because you are making god regret his voyeuristic omniscience by putting dicks in butts" line

on the other hand, how do you write the phrase "don't leave your kids with this red fright, just like priests he'll rape them at night" and not laugh delightedly
Title: Re: merry christmas from reverend phelps!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 16, 2008, 11:10:50 PM
i've honestly suspected that myself for awhile, although local talk radio's dori "i'm a confused christian lolbertarian" monson had one of westboro baptist's "foremost parishioners" on his show and she was clearly sellin' the whole "we are in a recession in america because you are making god regret his voyeuristic omniscience by putting dicks in butts" line

on the other hand, how do you write the phrase "don't leave your kids with this red fright, just like priests he'll rape them at night" and not laugh delightedly
omg  :lol

Everyone has probably seen the "Most Hated Family in America" documentary but just in case
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSFrNOnvtls

picks up "F*gs eat poop" sign
"What's this one. Is this in the bible?"
"F*gs eat feces? That's a fact hon"

smh 
Title: Re: merry christmas from reverend phelps!
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 16, 2008, 11:11:28 PM
whatever happened to jack chick
Title: Re: merry christmas from reverend phelps!
Post by: Fresh Prince on December 16, 2008, 11:40:05 PM
Wrong again Phelps!
http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,24809393-5001021,00.html (http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,24809393-5001021,00.html)
Title: Re: merry christmas from reverend phelps!
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 17, 2008, 08:57:03 AM
i've honestly suspected that myself for awhile, although local talk radio's dori "i'm a confused christian lolbertarian" monson had one of westboro baptist's "foremost parishioners" on his show and she was clearly sellin' the whole "we are in a recession in america because you are making god regret his voyeuristic omniscience by putting dicks in butts" line

on the other hand, how do you write the phrase "don't leave your kids with this red fright, just like priests he'll rape them at night" and not laugh delightedly
omg  :lol

Everyone has probably seen the "Most Hated Family in America" documentary but just in case
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSFrNOnvtls

picks up "F*gs eat poop" sign
"What's this one. Is this in the bible?"
"F*gs eat feces? That's a fact hon"

smh 

Prideful
Spreading the word of God not because they want to save souls but to condemn them
Showing no mercy to the grieving

Perfect example of how a religion can get twisted so easily in the hands of someone that wants to manipulate people. Also, I wouldn't be surprised if the whole family was f'n eachother :lol I wanted to punch the son, at the end, in the mouf. What a douche.
Title: Re: merry christmas from reverend phelps!
Post by: Tauntaun on December 17, 2008, 09:25:19 AM
(http://media.bonnint.net/seattle/1/143/14311.jpg)

he knows how to make my holidays happy! :-[


:rofl  It's a perfect death metal song.   :rofl
Title: Re: merry christmas from reverend phelps!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 17, 2008, 08:03:57 PM
bonus!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d3c_1229133179

start yer fappin
Title: Re: merry christmas from reverend phelps!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 17, 2008, 08:15:26 PM
they make al qaeda's video creators look like amateurs

edit: "santa claus will take you to hell, yo"  :lol
Title: Re: merry christmas from reverend phelps!
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on December 17, 2008, 08:51:07 PM
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0be_1179991166

do you think they have okcupid profiles?
Title: Re: merry christmas from reverend phelps!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 18, 2008, 12:53:50 AM
I've met people who believe Katrina and other occurrences were God's wrath, but I've never met anyone who took such masochistic satisfaction in it. Most evangelicals are more "repent and be baptized you fucking homos" than the more blatant "haha you're all going to hell"   
Title: Re: merry christmas from reverend phelps!
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on December 18, 2008, 01:04:33 AM
should I be disturbed that I'm seriously turned on by the video I posted?  in fact I think I'll watch it again right now
Title: Re: merry christmas from reverend phelps!
Post by: littlemathletics on December 18, 2008, 01:21:49 AM
:rofl  It's a perfect death metal song.   :rofl

I honestly thought it was for a second.
Title: Re: merry christmas from reverend phelps!
Post by: duckman2000 on December 18, 2008, 01:33:56 AM
Reading their stuff to some good Impaled Nazarene is a hoot

Condemned to Hell  :usacry
Title: Re: merry christmas from reverend phelps!
Post by: Himu on December 18, 2008, 02:02:41 AM
i've honestly suspected that myself for awhile, although local talk radio's dori "i'm a confused christian lolbertarian" monson had one of westboro baptist's "foremost parishioners" on his show and she was clearly sellin' the whole "we are in a recession in america because you are making god regret his voyeuristic omniscience by putting dicks in butts" line

on the other hand, how do you write the phrase "don't leave your kids with this red fright, just like priests he'll rape them at night" and not laugh delightedly
omg  :lol

Everyone has probably seen the "Most Hated Family in America" documentary but just in case
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSFrNOnvtls

picks up "F*gs eat poop" sign
"What's this one. Is this in the bible?"
"F*gs eat feces? That's a fact hon"

smh 

jesus christ in pink socks that's a travesty
Title: Re: merry christmas from reverend phelps!
Post by: Tauntaun on December 18, 2008, 09:50:38 AM
The "Santa's Little Helpers" sign is amazing.  :rofl

(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/SlinkyT82/santaslittlehelpers.jpg)

Edit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iX5QOUaQLQ