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Van Cruncheon

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merry christmas from reverend phelps!
« on: December 16, 2008, 10:52:55 PM »


he knows how to make my holidays happy! :-[
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Re: merry christmas from reverend phelps!
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2008, 10:54:28 PM »
wasn't Phelps originally a civil rights lawyer?  the whole business is probably just an epic troll.
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Re: merry christmas from reverend phelps!
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2008, 10:55:29 PM »
wasn't Phelps actually a civil rights lawyer?  the whole business is probably just an epic troll.

A lot of the Phelps family are lawyers
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: merry christmas from reverend phelps!
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2008, 10:57:34 PM »
i've honestly suspected that myself for awhile, although local talk radio's dori "i'm a confused christian lolbertarian" monson had one of westboro baptist's "foremost parishioners" on his show and she was clearly sellin' the whole "we are in a recession in america because you are making god regret his voyeuristic omniscience by putting dicks in butts" line

on the other hand, how do you write the phrase "don't leave your kids with this red fright, just like priests he'll rape them at night" and not laugh delightedly
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Re: merry christmas from reverend phelps!
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2008, 11:10:50 PM »
i've honestly suspected that myself for awhile, although local talk radio's dori "i'm a confused christian lolbertarian" monson had one of westboro baptist's "foremost parishioners" on his show and she was clearly sellin' the whole "we are in a recession in america because you are making god regret his voyeuristic omniscience by putting dicks in butts" line

on the other hand, how do you write the phrase "don't leave your kids with this red fright, just like priests he'll rape them at night" and not laugh delightedly
omg  :lol

Everyone has probably seen the "Most Hated Family in America" documentary but just in case


picks up "F*gs eat poop" sign
"What's this one. Is this in the bible?"
"F*gs eat feces? That's a fact hon"

smh 
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Re: merry christmas from reverend phelps!
« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2008, 11:11:28 PM »
whatever happened to jack chick
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Re: merry christmas from reverend phelps!
« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2008, 08:57:03 AM »
i've honestly suspected that myself for awhile, although local talk radio's dori "i'm a confused christian lolbertarian" monson had one of westboro baptist's "foremost parishioners" on his show and she was clearly sellin' the whole "we are in a recession in america because you are making god regret his voyeuristic omniscience by putting dicks in butts" line

on the other hand, how do you write the phrase "don't leave your kids with this red fright, just like priests he'll rape them at night" and not laugh delightedly
omg  :lol

Everyone has probably seen the "Most Hated Family in America" documentary but just in case


picks up "F*gs eat poop" sign
"What's this one. Is this in the bible?"
"F*gs eat feces? That's a fact hon"

smh 

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Showing no mercy to the grieving

Perfect example of how a religion can get twisted so easily in the hands of someone that wants to manipulate people. Also, I wouldn't be surprised if the whole family was f'n eachother :lol I wanted to punch the son, at the end, in the mouf. What a douche.
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Tauntaun

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Re: merry christmas from reverend phelps!
« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2008, 09:25:19 AM »
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he knows how to make my holidays happy! :-[


:rofl  It's a perfect death metal song.   :rofl
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: merry christmas from reverend phelps!
« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2008, 08:03:57 PM »
duc

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Re: merry christmas from reverend phelps!
« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2008, 08:15:26 PM »
they make al qaeda's video creators look like amateurs

edit: "santa claus will take you to hell, yo"  :lol
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Re: merry christmas from reverend phelps!
« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2008, 08:51:07 PM »
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0be_1179991166

do you think they have okcupid profiles?
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: merry christmas from reverend phelps!
« Reply #12 on: December 18, 2008, 12:53:50 AM »
I've met people who believe Katrina and other occurrences were God's wrath, but I've never met anyone who took such masochistic satisfaction in it. Most evangelicals are more "repent and be baptized you fucking homos" than the more blatant "haha you're all going to hell"   
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Re: merry christmas from reverend phelps!
« Reply #13 on: December 18, 2008, 01:04:33 AM »
should I be disturbed that I'm seriously turned on by the video I posted?  in fact I think I'll watch it again right now
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Re: merry christmas from reverend phelps!
« Reply #14 on: December 18, 2008, 01:21:49 AM »
:rofl  It's a perfect death metal song.   :rofl

I honestly thought it was for a second.
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Re: merry christmas from reverend phelps!
« Reply #15 on: December 18, 2008, 01:33:56 AM »
Reading their stuff to some good Impaled Nazarene is a hoot

Condemned to Hell  :usacry
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Re: merry christmas from reverend phelps!
« Reply #16 on: December 18, 2008, 02:02:41 AM »
i've honestly suspected that myself for awhile, although local talk radio's dori "i'm a confused christian lolbertarian" monson had one of westboro baptist's "foremost parishioners" on his show and she was clearly sellin' the whole "we are in a recession in america because you are making god regret his voyeuristic omniscience by putting dicks in butts" line

on the other hand, how do you write the phrase "don't leave your kids with this red fright, just like priests he'll rape them at night" and not laugh delightedly
omg  :lol

Everyone has probably seen the "Most Hated Family in America" documentary but just in case


picks up "F*gs eat poop" sign
"What's this one. Is this in the bible?"
"F*gs eat feces? That's a fact hon"

smh 

jesus christ in pink socks that's a travesty
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Tauntaun

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Re: merry christmas from reverend phelps!
« Reply #17 on: December 18, 2008, 09:50:38 AM »
The "Santa's Little Helpers" sign is amazing.  :rofl



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