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Title: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 16, 2008, 11:27:07 PM
Alright EB, I've had it up to here with all this talk of crunches and brisk walks.

I do real fucking exercise and I'm proud of it. This stuff changed my life. I learn and seek out new things to try and improve on constantly, and I'd like to find out what you guys do, know, and are interested in as well.

I do Crossfit workouts exclusively, and mostly stick to a 3 days on, 1 day off schedule. You can check out the workouts and methodology on http://www.crossfit.com/  I don't follow the main site workouts religiously because a lot of them are just too hard or require stuff I don't have. So I adapt them or scale them back to suit my fitness level and equipment a lot. Many of my workouts are done at home with a barbell, kettlebells, a medicine ball or just bodyweight. I do very little that fits into the traditional bodybuilding split routines (no curls, flyes, rows etc). The key exercises are squats, deadlifts, presses, pull-ups, push-ups, sit-ups, sprints, burpees, dips, things of that nature. The goals are probably more general than what a lot of people want. I want broad strength & conditioning, not bulging biceps or the ability to run long slow distance. And I don't want 'a little bit of everything' - I want a LOT of everything.

This leads to something of an elitist mindset, I admit, and I'm probably way more aggressive about this than most people who don't work out will care for. Tough titty, don't get fat the next time if you don't want my advice! I think this stuff really works, certainly in terms of the results you get in the time you put in. So be prepared to have your views challenged.

That said, I'm keen to hear what other people do, and what works for them. So who are you, what are your goals, and what have you tried? And most importantly, what works?

Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depila
Post by: Mandark on December 16, 2008, 11:28:39 PM
I thought real mens played real sports which keep real scores.

Real talk.
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depila
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 16, 2008, 11:29:57 PM
I thought real mens played real sports which keep real scores.

Real talk.

No, they make snarky posts on internet message boards instead.
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depila
Post by: Mandark on December 16, 2008, 11:32:51 PM
Or they make posts about people making posts wokka wokka wokka meta.
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 16, 2008, 11:33:29 PM
My weekly split:

Sunday - Rest (Steam Room/Sauna 30 minutes)
Monday - Chest and Shoulders, 30 minutes of Treadmill afterwards
Tuesday - Back and Abs, 30 minutes of Treadmill
Wednesday - Rest (Steam Room/Sauna 30 minutes)
Thursday - Arms, 30 minutes of Treadmill
Friday - Shoulders, 45 minutes of Treadmill

Every day usually consists of about 12 total sets in all.
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: duckman2000 on December 16, 2008, 11:34:53 PM
Saturday: eat pot and drink cheeseburgers
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 16, 2008, 11:39:09 PM
Wow, the videos on that site sound hot
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Jerk...[wmv] [mov]
Jerk (behind the head)...[wmv] [mov]

Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: Bocsius on December 16, 2008, 11:41:46 PM
My workout schedule and routine are pretty basic. Tuesday / Thursday / Saturday, about an hour each day. Mostly upper body, 4 sets of 8 for each exercise (3 sets of 15 on weighted ab crunches). Leg press and hammy curls for the legs. I regularly increase resistance on each exercise, possibly even too quickly, although I'm trying to be better about it. Missing two weeks around Thanksgiving due to illness actually set me back a bit on endurance. I can do the weight, just not the reps. I'm catching up, though.
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 16, 2008, 11:56:03 PM
how does one not find exercise mind-numbingly dull

if i could take a drug to turn my brain off i would exercise all the time

instead, even a 30 minute jog seems like a fucking lifetime, even with an mp3 player cranked

serious, here. i do the occasional exercise because hey, it's healthy and i don't wanna end up like some of my coworkers, but on the other hand, snooooooore
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: Bocsius on December 16, 2008, 11:58:21 PM
Oh, it's completely dull and a total time drain. My Tuesday and Thursday nights are basically consumed by the workout. Even Saturday requires me to schedule around it. There's not a single workout day when I don't ask myself sometime during the workout "why am I doing this?" And the answer is simple. "I have no earthly idea."
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 16, 2008, 11:59:44 PM
For the treadmill, I look at the numbers on the display like calories burned, time, incline, etc. and I make number combinations out of them.

A particularly exciting moment is when I get 34:56 lapsed because I know it will never be like that again for the rest of the workout.

That or times like 13:35.  See there are two digit differences between 1 and 3 and 3 and 5.  Add each side together and you get 4 and 8.  The average is 6, which is the same value of the addition of two middle numbers, 3 + 3.
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: duckman2000 on December 17, 2008, 12:01:12 AM
For some, it's personal fitness and looks, for me it's just a matter of being able to do the work I've created for myself. If I'm going to run an outdoor event company, I can't be blubber and bone. And after the god damned hospitalization, my balance was off forever and I got weak as hell. Not the way things should be; if I'm going to waste away, it's going to be because I took good drugs or something. Not because of a blend of laziness and set-backs due to health issues.

Losing my balance was bad enough; I' was a natural at running and leaping between objects, and that's gone to hell. I don't want to add blubber as an additional issue.
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 17, 2008, 12:01:39 AM
y'know, if it wasn't for cultural ostracization, i would totally let myself go to shit. thanks, fuckers; i could be chugging a beer and eating garbage bags full of pretzels instead of sipping crystal light salted by tears
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 17, 2008, 12:02:59 AM
For the treadmill, I look at the numbers on the display like calories burned, time, incline, etc. and I make number combinations out of them.

A particularly exciting moment is when I get 34:56 lapsed because I know it will never be like that again for the rest of the workout.

That or times like 13:35.  See there are two digit differences between 1 and 3 and 3 and 5.  Add each side together and you get 4 and 8.  The average is 6, which is the same value of the addition of two middle numbers, 3 + 3.


gematria drives me crazy. i do this, too, but in the end it only lasts so long and i find myself considering time deltas to the point that every tick of an lcd number seems like god's own eternity
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: demi on December 17, 2008, 12:03:42 AM
prole, i wouldnt want you to strain your body. you could be an object of my desires. we can make this work...
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depila
Post by: Mandark on December 17, 2008, 12:04:32 AM
how does one not find exercise mind-numbingly dull

if i could take a drug to turn my brain off i would exercise all the time

instead, even a 30 minute jog seems like a fucking lifetime, even with an mp3 player cranked

serious, here. i do the occasional exercise because hey, it's healthy and i don't wanna end up like some of my coworkers, but on the other hand, snooooooore

My impression is that it's like most other hobbies.  Just train yourself to feel a sense of accomplishment when you meet certain benchmarks, and voila.

drohne (I think) had a theory where you need to hate yourself enough that the fear of being pear-shaped trumps the drudgery of exercise.  Sounds plausible too.
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 17, 2008, 12:05:29 AM
i can't imagine hating myself :'(
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: duckman2000 on December 17, 2008, 12:06:01 AM
Reaffirming my position as a walking cliche, I honestly feel like shit when I skip a training pass.

Doesn't help that the kid so kindly reminds me that I haven't exercised enough, and lets me know when I didn't do all 30 of something. :/
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: drohne on December 17, 2008, 12:06:58 AM
i run on a treadmil 5 or 6 a week and do some dumbell exercises 4 or 5 days

i am still in worse shape than i was when i was 21, did very little excercise, smoked a pack a day, and drank 5 nights a week
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: Bocsius on December 17, 2008, 12:07:38 AM
When I first started working out and was on the ellipticals, I would basically count down by percentages. I would say "I'm going three miles" and would be like "I'm at 1 percent... 2 percent... 3 percent..." Ugh, it was awful. I would have the iPod on, that wouldn't keep my mind occupied, though. They have a whole series of televisions above the exercise bikes and treadmills, tuned to ESPN, CNN, Fox News, but the only sound you'd hear was from the internal music television network that plays basically three artists... Justin Timberlake, Pussycat Dolls, and... wait, I said there were three, didn't I? I may have meant two. So no dice staying distracted on that end.
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 17, 2008, 12:07:58 AM
My dad was a competing powerlifter so I essentially grew up in the atmosphere of weight lifting, the gym, and all that.  Plus when I went out for football, weight lifting was mandatory.  I just kept going with it after High School.

In fact, if I don't exercise, I get maybe 3-4 hours of sleep at the most.
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 17, 2008, 12:08:59 AM
how does one not find exercise mind-numbingly dull

if i could take a drug to turn my brain off i would exercise all the time

instead, even a 30 minute jog seems like a fucking lifetime, even with an mp3 player cranked

serious, here. i do the occasional exercise because hey, it's healthy and i don't wanna end up like some of my coworkers, but on the other hand, snooooooore

This was a huuuuuuuuuge problem for me 'til I was introduced to Crossfit. I couldn't stand running on the treadmill or the eliptical, and workouts like T EXP's above took far too much time for me. (Which is maybe another way of saying I wasn't dedicated enough but whatever).

The big difference for me was the intensity levels. Essentially, the workouts are like sport. They're all little competitions. You can compare your results (time, weight or whatever) with anyone else on the planet who did that workout.

Essentially, you do every workout like your ass is on fire, then hit the showers. You don't have time to get bored. Most of my workouts are done during my lunch break. The average is under 20 mins. And there is a huge amount of variety in the programming, so you're constantly being forced into tackling your weaknesses or learning new skills entirely.

OK, I'll extend the following offer/challenge to anyone interested in trying Crossfit. Send me a PM with some info about your fitness (height/weight/activity level/equipment you have available) and I'll program you a week or so of workouts. I did this for one other poster (who shall remain anonymous 'til he tells me it's cool) and he seemed to get a lot out of it. I'm very curious to see what it could do for random other folks with different fitness levels too.
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 17, 2008, 12:14:56 AM
well, it'd be nice to be able to hike up a few hills with going into an quasi-asthmatic fit

however, i'm also not terribly motivated beyond the basics because i'm generally pretty content with my own laziness

so answer me this: why the proselytization? i'll do it out of curiosity if you want, because non-boring exercise is intriguing as a concept even as i think it highly unlikely
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 17, 2008, 12:15:11 AM
My dad was a competing powerlifter so I essentially grew up in the atmosphere of weight lifting, the gym, and all that.  Plus when I went out for football, weight lifting was mandatory.  I just kept going with it after High School.

In fact, if I don't exercise, I get maybe 3-4 hours of sleep at the most.

Awesome that you grew up with heavy weights! I agree with you pretty much on the primacy of the squat and deadlift for strength, maybe not so much the bench. But then I don't have a bench at home so I still have an excuse not to do it at this point. Have you read any of Mark Rippetoe's powerlifting stuff? He gives more weight (har har) to the (strict) press than the bench press.

I'm also learning the Olympic lifts. Pretty decent with the power clean, ok on the clean & jerk. Haven't even started on the snatch.
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depila
Post by: drohne on December 17, 2008, 12:20:18 AM
drohne (I think) had a theory where you need to hate yourself enough that the fear of being pear-shaped trumps the drudgery of exercise.  Sounds plausible too.

i don't remember saying that, but i am a believer in the transformative power of self loathing, so it sounds familiar enough
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 17, 2008, 12:21:28 AM
well, it'd be nice to be able to hike up a few hills with going into an quasi-asthmatic fit

however, i'm also not terribly motivated beyond the basics because i'm generally pretty content with my own laziness

so answer me this: why the proselytization? i'll do it out of curiosity if you want, because non-boring exercise is intriguing as a concept even as i think it highly unlikely

Why proselytize? 'cause everyone i've got doing this stuff in real life LOVES it. It really isn't for everyone (it's really fucking hard) but if it clicks with you, it's a game-changer. I know people that have worked out for 20 years in the traditional manner, and now can't imagine doing anything else but Crossfit. It's that different.

At the same time, it's as old as the hills. It's probably closer to what you did in grade school than anything you've done in adulthood. Think about the stuff you did back then - that stuff WORKED. It probably sucked because they made you do far too much of it with not enough variation but still - i bet you didn't have time to think about how boring it was. Many of the Crossfit workouts just take those 2hr PT sessions and crams them into 10 or 15 minutes.

And then there are the new skills. When was the last time you tried something new with your body (that wouldn't get you arrested in any state other than Nevada)? Once you see someone doing a handstand push-up, say, you get curious. Can i do that? It reintroduces the feeling of 'play' back into exercise, at least for me.
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: cool breeze on December 17, 2008, 12:22:56 AM
how does one not find exercise mind-numbingly dull

if i could take a drug to turn my brain off i would exercise all the time

instead, even a 30 minute jog seems like a fucking lifetime, even with an mp3 player cranked

serious, here. i do the occasional exercise because hey, it's healthy and i don't wanna end up like some of my coworkers, but on the other hand, snooooooore

It really does feel like forever.  Only time feels like it's going slower is when I'm in a boring class.
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 17, 2008, 12:32:09 AM
It's not strange for a 30 min jog to feel like forever.

1) Unless you're going really slow, it's just plain hard. (if it isn't hard - what's the point? you're just burning calories. Eat one less Snickers bar and you get to the same place)

2) 30 mins is a long time to do any activity as simple as running. Everyone already knows how to run (with the caveat that most of us don't run in the most efficient way) so there is no learning new motor pathways involved. It's a skill you already have, you're just doing more of it.

On the other hand, take the distance you would normally run, cut it in half, slice it up into rounds of 400 meter sprints interspersed by rounds of fast power cleans, for example, and you have a workout that provides more calorie burn, helps you maintain strength (and may well increase it), keeps you jumping between wildly different activities with different physical requirements (different metabolic pathways, muscle groups etc) and is done in half the time.

If you have a buddy doing the same workout at the same time, and both of you are competing to see who can get it done faster...whoo boy, it's a rush. You're not just grinding through it, you're RACING through it. Intensity is the key.
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: duckman2000 on December 17, 2008, 12:38:22 AM
You guys who find plain jogging to be drag should check into turning it into more of a 'point A to point B and damned whatever is in between affair.' Although, that may not be the best idea for those with questionable joints, but it makes it feel like there's a purpose to it (other than personal fitness). Will also train you for whenever you have to escape an angry mob, the police, or whatever.

Honestly though, I'm not one to exercise for my own betterment. It really is all about being able to tip over heavy objects, slog through swampland with arms held high and booking through heavy underbrush for me.
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 17, 2008, 12:41:04 AM
You guys who find plain jogging to be drag should check into turning it into more of a 'point A to point B and damned whatever is in between affair.' Although, that may not be the best idea for those with questionable joints, but it makes it feel like there's a purpose to it (other than personal fitness). Will also train you for whenever you have to escape an angry mob, the police, or whatever.

Yeah, and you can also try...not jogging. Seriously, if you hate it that much, there are plenty of alternatives. You probably don't need to run anywhere near as much as you think.
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: duckman2000 on December 17, 2008, 12:45:05 AM
You guys who find plain jogging to be drag should check into turning it into more of a 'point A to point B and damned whatever is in between affair.' Although, that may not be the best idea for those with questionable joints, but it makes it feel like there's a purpose to it (other than personal fitness). Will also train you for whenever you have to escape an angry mob, the police, or whatever.

Yeah, and you can also try...not jogging. Seriously, if you hate it that much, there are plenty of alternatives. You probably don't need to run anywhere near as much as you think.

Well, I'm not an expert on fitness anything, so I'm keeping my advice within what they're already doing.  I'm a big fan of 'dynamic running' (I refuse to call it free running, damn it) even if I can't really do it myself these days. :lol
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 17, 2008, 12:46:18 AM
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On the other hand, take the distance you would normally run, cut it in half, slice it up into rounds of 400 meter sprints interspersed by rounds of fast power cleans, for example, and you have a workout that provides more calorie burn, helps you maintain strength (and may well increase it), keeps you jumping between wildly different activities with different physical requirements (different metabolic pathways, muscle groups etc) and is done in half the time.


the crossfit routines certainly fits more to short lunchtimes.

but one note though : i did find that this changed my abilities drastically. my stop-start burst sprinting that i'd use at Futsal, i could suddenly do all day rather than have to conserve some energy (i.e. : don't bother defending, token trackback, save for scoring ops) , but my distance running ability dropped right off (which i'd read wouldn't happen and that many distance runners use CF to improve overal distance stamina).

5 Km feels like hell right now, and i never used to get into my stride until 7-8km (at 12-13km/h)

Right now, i've been at the pies, so it's even harder. lol.

You have only ever done ONE Crossfit workout though. I told you it wouldn't make any sense. If you were following the program, you'd be running 5ks and 10ks enough that your endurance wouldn't drop off.
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depila
Post by: Bildi on December 17, 2008, 12:49:20 AM
Aerobic activity via aerobics and step forms about half of my exercise, along with a smaller portion of heavy cardio (like say step ups, shuttle runs, skipping that sort of thing).  The other half is flexibility, balance, speed, core strength, core stability and things like that which is via fitballs and medicine balls, pilates, body resistance and some weights here and there.

My flexibility in a couple of key areas is probably my biggest challenge, particularly my hamstrings.  They've been improving over the past few years, but I still have a long way to go.

I too used to have difficulty keeping up exercise.  But finding things that are actually entertaining was the key.  Aerobics and step were the biggest thing for me as I was able to find instructors who do complex or intricate routines which keeps me challenged, entertained, and allows my brain to relax and wind down after a day of work.
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: duckman2000 on December 17, 2008, 12:49:59 AM
Hippie
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Post by: Cormacaroni on December 17, 2008, 12:53:37 AM
it does sound a little bit :-*, i have to say...
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Post by: Bildi on December 17, 2008, 12:58:08 AM
Hippie?  Aerobics involves people running around in colourful, form-fitting lycra.  I feel cigarillo or wilde homo would be more appropriate guys.
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: Rman on December 17, 2008, 12:59:49 AM
Mac has great advice.  He helped me out a lot.  I'm back to swimming laps primarily, with so cross fit and weights mixed in.
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 17, 2008, 01:02:40 AM
Mac has great advice.  He helped me out a lot.  I'm back to swimming laps primarily, with so cross fit and weights mixed in.

:bow Rman :bow2

:piss DCharlie :piss2
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depila
Post by: duckman2000 on December 17, 2008, 01:09:01 AM
Hippie?  Aerobics involves people running around in colourful, form-fitting lycra.  I feel cigarillo or wilde homo would be more appropriate guys.


Between this stay fit stuff, the daily WDYB and the cookware thread, I think we all have a little spandex going on.  All we need is a thread about Glade plug-ins, really. :-*
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 17, 2008, 01:18:37 AM
sigh, i enjoy what i do, and that's what exercise is about for me, you crossfit nazi you ! ;)


Guilty as charged!

How about we make a deal? You come over to my place one weekend for a Crossfit session, and I'll finish Bioshock. Then we can both stop nagging each other!
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depila
Post by: Bildi on December 17, 2008, 01:43:31 AM
Between this stay fit stuff, the daily WDYB and the cookware thread, I think we all have a little spandex going on.  All we need is a thread about Glade plug-ins, really. :-*

:teehee
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: Tristam on December 17, 2008, 02:02:57 AM
Crossfit doesn't really fit with my goals -- not that I can really talk about lifting goals, since they've recently been superseded by schoolwork. Next semester I'll be less busy though and I'll finally hit the gym again with Rippetoe's program. I can stand to bulk up 20 lbs.; the added speed and power will be a nice bonus.
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 17, 2008, 02:05:15 AM
Crossfit doesn't really fit with my goals -- not that I can really talk about lifting goals, since they've recently been superseded by schoolwork. Next semester I'll be less busy though and I'll finally hit the gym again with Rippetoe's program. I can stand to bulk up 20 lbs.; the added speed and power will be a nice bonus.

Cool - have you done Starting Strength before? I'm basically trying to do at least one, sometimes 2, SS-esque days per week. I'm definitely not doing the program but i'm looking into it. The SS book is great if you haven't read it.
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Post by: BobbyRobby on December 17, 2008, 02:25:48 AM
for the last few months i've just been doing pull-ups, push-ups, and pseudo dips using two folding chairs and resting my feet on something.  i can do like 20 pull-ups and 50 push-ups now, which is more than i ever could.  a lot of what keeps it fun is having three brothers to compete with.  still am pretty skinny though, and have a slight gut from years of drinking, but i don't mind much.

you say you can do this crossfit thing during lunchbreaks.  am i to assume it's mostly bodyweight workouts than can be done without equipment?  that's something that would interest me.
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 17, 2008, 02:34:54 AM
A ton of stuff can be done with just bodyweight, yeah. But the more equipment you have, the more you can do.

check out the various vids on this page. The actual workouts are in the 'WOD' section (workout of the day).

http://www.crossfit.com/cf-info/excercise.html

Here's a few good ones to start (yes, many of the WODs have names just 'cause it's easier to remember that way).

Fran -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVBgKB4Gnsw

Annie Are You OK -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiUnS_gcFl8&feature=related

GI Jane -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iScFbXXFlGg

The Bear -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VeY-KrpcmA&feature=related

Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 17, 2008, 02:43:17 AM
so this is the new bulging face of viking homosexuality

i was kinda thinkin "hey, cormac's a good guy, he might have a point" but the grunting apes in these videos frightened me away :(
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 17, 2008, 02:48:26 AM
so this is the new bulging face of viking homosexuality

i was kinda thinkin "hey, cormac's a good guy, he might have a point" but the grunting apes in these videos frightened me away :(

And PP stumbles at the start line, bloodying his nose on the ground. ah well.

I'm not really sure what you expected. Recitations of Proust while doing muscle-ups perhaps? Of course people grunt when doing exercise!
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 17, 2008, 02:53:50 AM
there you go again with the competitive nonsense

since when is fitness about competition

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Post by: Cormacaroni on December 17, 2008, 03:09:30 AM
Since 2003, when crossfit.com launched  :)

Competition is what makes it interesting, as is explained in the 'Annie are you ok' clip. "Men will die for points''. Does that sound familiar to a gamer? Just by recording times for the workouts, and putting those times up on a whiteboard in the gym for everyone to see, people's results skyrocket because they try harder. And they have more fun too. (And for the record, it's a very supportive community - people will congratulate you on whatever you get, for the most part. This isn't high school or the Olympics - it ultimately doesn't matter to anyone but you what your score is and everyone knows it).

I get why you don't like it. There's no getting around the fact that fit people are basically annoying jocks who think they're better than everyone else because they look good in shorts. It is however my contention that it is better to be annoying than annoyed. I'm prepared to sacrifice a little bit of DCharlie's patience if it means my wife wants to grab my ass more.

Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: duckman2000 on December 17, 2008, 03:12:04 AM
Of course people grunt when doing exercise!

I swear, a lot. So much so that the kid goes off on rants of the "Jesus fucked in hell" variety whenever she lifts stuff from the floor.  :-[
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Post by: Cormacaroni on December 17, 2008, 03:16:44 AM
Of course people grunt when doing exercise!

I swear, a lot. So much so that the kid goes off on rants of the "Jesus fucked in hell" variety whenever she lifts stuff from the floor.  :-[

:rock

I'm terrified of the kid being around the barbell though. I was squatting on my porch one night when my wife took the kid out to see what Daddy was doing - I almost dropped the barbell on them. Kids have no fear of this stuff at all.
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 17, 2008, 03:18:39 AM
no, i have nothing against competition, it just doesn't motivate me overmuch although i enjoy a good bout of trash talk as much as the next guy

what does "looking good" get me -- i don't have a lot of insecurities, here

my wife is an exercise fiend for her health first and foremost. where's the competition in wanting to be healthy? i ask because i'm getting some conflicting messages here


Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: duckman2000 on December 17, 2008, 03:28:30 AM
no, i have nothing against competition, it just doesn't motivate me overmuch although i enjoy a good bout of trash talk as much as the next guy

what does "looking good" get me -- i don't have a lot of insecurities, here

my wife is an exercise fiend for her health first and foremost. where's the competition in wanting to be healthy? i ask because i'm getting some conflicting messages here

Motivation, for some. I don't care much about standardizing my looks; I've been OK with being a freakishly hairless, well proportioned and stylish monster for some years. Healthiness, works to some degree, but I'll never care as much about it as fitness freaks can. My motivation is that I need strength for future tasks, but I'm hoping that once I'm active with those tasks, dedicated exercise sessions will be unnecessary. I can see how competition can work as a motivator, but it's not for me. In fact, fuck other people, especially ones that volunteer to compete with me.

Of course people grunt when doing exercise!

I swear, a lot. So much so that the kid goes off on rants of the "Jesus fucked in hell" variety whenever she lifts stuff from the floor.  :-[

:rock

I'm terrified of the kid being around the barbell though. I was squatting on my porch one night when my wife took the kid out to see what Daddy was doing - I almost dropped the barbell on them. Kids have no fear of this stuff at all.

I got scared shitless after I dropped a weight behind me, and heard the kid starting to cry. Turned out she'd just dropped her icecream, but still.  :omg
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 17, 2008, 03:30:50 AM
oh, your reasoning was sound enough -- it's your JOB and part of your self-image. i'd absolutely do the same in your shoes.

 like recursively, though, i just can't fathom the naked ENTHUSIASM folks have for exercise; at some point, advertising one's delight in such a dreary pastime smells of compensation or worse: religion. it's like shitting, where i do it cuz i have to lest i face the toxic consequences, but i just can't understand how to celebrate it without regressing somehow.
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: duckman2000 on December 17, 2008, 03:34:17 AM
On a separate note, I wish my wife was an exercise fiend, specifically for health reasons. Her entire family seems to suffer from heart issues, joint issues, diabetes, and it sometimes pisses me off that she's so meh about it. She wants to exercise, but not bad enough, and I don't think for the right reasons.
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 17, 2008, 03:36:38 AM
Well, I've learned not to waste time persuading people that they should be fit. I think everyone should, but I appreciate that it's hard as hell for most people, and that external motivation can only help so much. If you don't want to be fit, and pretty badly, it's probably not worth us discussing it further really. We'll just get into increasingly polarized viewpoints and annoy each other.

I spent a large chunk of my life with exactly your current mindset (why bother? I don't really need to be fit...I'm married so who cares what i look like...) so I'm highly sympathetic to it. I just don't think that way anymore, obviously. My motivations will probably not apply to you, however.

As to why competition motivates me, well, maybe I just have that obnoxious alpha male gene that means I can't stand to be beaten. What you have to realize though, is that I'm mostly competing with myself, not other people. Every time I do a Crossfit workout, I'm trying to beat my time/score/weight from the last time. Usually I do beat it, which tells me that I'm fitter/stronger. It works for me but of course YMMV.

Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 17, 2008, 03:38:10 AM
so what changed your mindset if it was the same as mine?
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: duckman2000 on December 17, 2008, 03:38:39 AM
I don't mind being beaten at something, as it gives me a grand opportunity to craft a needless complex and long term plan for retaliation. Not that they are ever put in motion, but hey. I win the clandestine retaliation plan competition, every time.
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 17, 2008, 03:44:22 AM
i usually don't assume anything is a competition until it's too late to care. hell, even throughout roughly 11 years of martial arts, i never felt an overwhelming urge to beat the guy i was fighting, but rather to see exactly what i could get away with without breaking the kumite rules or having everyone hate me

unsurprisingly, i did pretty damn well, since i spent more time considering my technique and tactics than focusing on raw aggression, although it was always a shock when an opponent flipped the fuck out and walloped me senseless -- so much for rational consideration! still surprises me to this day how SERIOUSLY people take these things :'(
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: duckman2000 on December 17, 2008, 03:54:32 AM
There is just no way I can continue in this conversation without mentioning the many wonders and virtues of teargas, so...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EklFJT0-T9I

The dude is like a ripped version of this scrawny, straight-out-of-gulag looking Jewish dude I know. And nearly as annoying to observe!
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: Bildi on December 17, 2008, 03:57:52 AM
Oh, the competitive, posturing, grunting side of fitness.  To each their own, but I can't stand it.  Sadly, a lot of gyms and fitness junkies are like that, and a lot of people get turned off by it.

But if that's not your thing, there are definitely gyms that are not typified by grunters and tantrum throwers in the weights room and people dressing in tight "gym attire" to make sure their ass looks awesome in the mirror.  Find a gym where people are normal, dress normal, and are there to just get fit and do their own thing.  They exist, but admittedly are in the extreme minority depending on your part of the world.
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depila
Post by: T-Short on December 17, 2008, 07:43:21 AM
Some of the general exercises we do in capoeira class are kind of crossfit related, many of these were brought in by a guy who is a trained PT (who has since quit the group). Also we sometimes do it as kind of a competition, with four teams of five or whatever doing a mixed sequence back and forth across the gym hall we are in, trying to beat the other teams. My general fitness level is about average I guess, but I have way too much body fat. I also go through phases of lesser motivation. But in general, I think it's fun. I probably need to make myself go to four classes a week instead of 2 or 3 though.

:bow Cormacaroni :bow2
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: cool breeze on December 17, 2008, 08:54:28 AM
I'm happy that there is a gym in my building that's pretty good.  The only issue that old people are always on the treadmill and there is some crazy lady that talks to herself while, but going at odd hours lets me avoid them.

 
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 17, 2008, 08:55:34 AM
My dad was a competing powerlifter so I essentially grew up in the atmosphere of weight lifting, the gym, and all that.  Plus when I went out for football, weight lifting was mandatory.  I just kept going with it after High School.

In fact, if I don't exercise, I get maybe 3-4 hours of sleep at the most.

Awesome that you grew up with heavy weights! I agree with you pretty much on the primacy of the squat and deadlift for strength, maybe not so much the bench. But then I don't have a bench at home so I still have an excuse not to do it at this point. Have you read any of Mark Rippetoe's powerlifting stuff? He gives more weight (har har) to the (strict) press than the bench press.

I'm also learning the Olympic lifts. Pretty decent with the power clean, ok on the clean & jerk. Haven't even started on the snatch.

Bench isn't as crucial as the deadlifts or squats because while those two can affect the whole body, the bench is mostly just limited to the upper body.  Sometimes people get better results from weighted dips.

I didn't read any of Rippetoe's stuff.  I've heard of it and know that quite a few people made a lot of progress with it but I just go with what works for me, which is that split I put up last page (I forgot that Saturday is leg day).  I do those for 6-8 weeks and then rest a week.
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depila
Post by: Draft on December 17, 2008, 09:30:13 AM
I'm a Rippetoe advocate.

Squat, squat, squat, and then do a few other things.
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 17, 2008, 09:53:31 AM
so what changed your mindset if it was the same as mine?

Like I said, what motivated me probably won't motivate anyone else so I don't see the point in getting into it. It wasn't any one thing. Call it a mid-life crisis, that's probably the closest I'll get to explaining it in public.
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 17, 2008, 09:54:19 AM
I'm a Rippetoe advocate.

Squat, squat, squat, and then do a few other things.

:bow Draft :bow2

if there was a :squat emoticon i would be using it
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: Tieno on December 17, 2008, 10:10:45 AM
Here's my current excercise routine. I do this now to get better used to a half marathon run after doing 12 week program that trained me for one.
Monday: run of 3.5 km
Tuesday: run of 5.7km
Wednesday: run of 7-8km (I think, not sure)
Thursday: no running: rest
Friday: no running: rest
Saturday: week 1 17km, week 2, half a marathon
Sunday: no running: rest

Almost everyday I do 100 pushups. First two sets are 20, the remaining six are 10. I do this in the span of 7min, legs crossed, supported only by my right foot so posture is better and harder to cheat.
When I started it took me an hour cause I had to wait 5min to build enough strength for the next set of 10.

The only equipment I have at home is one of those weightlifting bars (for two hands) and dumbells. Haven't touched them in years. Don't know shit about it.
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: patrickula on December 17, 2008, 10:13:13 AM
I'm no fitness nut, but I have no fear of getting fat either, so this is what I've been doing lately to buff up a little:
I walk at least 30 minutes a day on my commute, and try to walk a long distance at least once on the weekend as well or it's harder to fall asleep.  Every couple of days I alternate a  push-ups and crunches/ab exercises while I watch/listen to Colbert on Hulu or whatever else I can watch on my computer.  Probably end up doing around four or five hundred ab exercises and one hundred push-ups overall, though the numbers are slowly rising as time goes on.  Then I do some arm/chest exercises with a heavy briefcase full of papers that I have lying around.  It's nothing special but I've put on a few pounds of upper body muscle mass doing it and look more muscular now than I ever did in the past.  I'm not aiming to get big or anything.

Looks like I should try squats.  I also need to make my schedule more regular as I'll often go a couple days saying "I need to remember to work out tomorrow" and not getting to it.  It's also probably I should get some small weights so I don't have to use a briefcase for that stuff, but I kind of like not using any "real" equipment.
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: Tristam on December 17, 2008, 10:58:10 AM
Crossfit doesn't really fit with my goals -- not that I can really talk about lifting goals, since they've recently been superseded by schoolwork. Next semester I'll be less busy though and I'll finally hit the gym again with Rippetoe's program. I can stand to bulk up 20 lbs.; the added speed and power will be a nice bonus.

Cool - have you done Starting Strength before? I'm basically trying to do at least one, sometimes 2, SS-esque days per week. I'm definitely not doing the program but i'm looking into it. The SS book is great if you haven't read it.

Well, I started doing Rip's program this semester and then was forced to stop. I used to go to the gym a lot my freshman year and I did gain ~10 lbs. doing 4-day splits and drinking 2k calorie shakes. As good as I looked and as many gains on the bench I had, I don't think I really improved my athletic performance much (since I neglected a few important lifts: namely, squat, squat, and squat).

I do have the SS book, and it is indeed great. I never really perfected my form for any of the lifts. I mean, bench is easy to execute, but to execute it according to Rip's preferences? That guy is a stickler for form. And with Rip's program you start out only with a handful of core lifts and eventually work in more "targeted" lifts, which is something I never got around to.

I tried posting some lifting videos at that big bodybuilding forum because some of the posters offered to critique my form and offer pointers. I wish I just had a trainer or at least a workout buddy who I trusted to give me a proper critique, 'cuz doing all that is even more onerous than the lifting itself imo -- which I do enjoy, but going back and forth between the campus gym takes up a lot of my time.
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: duckman2000 on December 17, 2008, 11:56:25 AM
I'm happy that there is a gym in my building that's pretty good.  The only issue that old people are always on the treadmill and there is some crazy lady that talks to herself while, but going at odd hours lets me avoid them.

 

We have a gym in the clubhouse, which is conveniently located a decent running distance from here. Good thing I'm getting that exercise, as the actual gym is typically filled with yuppies and private fitness instructors using association property to make a buck.

You can usually tell when the place is full by how many cars there are parked outside. Gotta save that energy for the treadmill, I guess. :wtf

My biggest issue right now is coffee, and I plain refuse to cut out coffee, or replace it with tea. In the past 5 years, I've dropped amphetamines, pot, cigarettes, soda, and generally crap food. I'm not dropping this one too, even if I can tell that my caffeine dependence is having an impact on my ability to effectively work out.
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: cool breeze on December 17, 2008, 12:02:44 PM
My favorite are when old women get private fitness instructors.  This one woman has a fitness instructor that just stands on the treadmill next to her and presses the buttons for her to switch from snail slow to regular slow, and I've seen this woman walking faster in the hallway before without problems.  I'm convinced that it's more for sexual excitement than needing help since all the instructors are buff men wearing short-shorts and tang-tops.
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depila
Post by: tiesto on December 17, 2008, 12:10:24 PM
I'm 5'10" and 162lbs. I go 3 times a week to the local gym and do (this is mostly on machines, except lower abdomen I hoister myself up and kick my legs out):

Pulldowns/upper back - 3 sets, 10 reps @ 130lbs
Shoulders - 3 sets, 12 reps @ 75lbs
Biceps - 3 sets, 10 reps @ 45lbs
Triceps - 3 sets, 10 reps @ 60lbs
Chest - 3 sets, 10 reps @ 105lbs
Leg press - 3 sets, 10 reps @ 200lbs
Abs - 3 sets, 30 reps @ 50lbs
Lower back - 3 sets, 10 reps @ 100lbs
Lower abs - 3 sets, 12 reps

No cardio, since I'm a bit too lazy and I have aortic stenosis (a heart condition). Though I do mountainbiking from time to time for fun. I just started earlier in the year, looking to gain a bit of muscle and tone, and trim down my gut a bit. I was always thin person, with a good metabolism + decent diet (although I'll go a bit heavy on the meat and carbs from time to time). But, after going, I feel great and working out has done wonders for my confidence. Not to mention, I've been getting some more looks from women ever since I started going, which in turn inspires me to go more.

Am I on the right track, or are there any other suggestions you guys have?
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depila
Post by: Draft on December 17, 2008, 01:01:13 PM
I'm 5'10" and 162lbs. I go 3 times a week to the local gym and do (this is mostly on machines, except lower abdomen I hoister myself up and kick my legs out):

Pulldowns/upper back - 3 sets, 10 reps @ 130lbs
Shoulders - 3 sets, 12 reps @ 75lbs
Biceps - 3 sets, 10 reps @ 45lbs
Triceps - 3 sets, 10 reps @ 60lbs
Chest - 3 sets, 10 reps @ 105lbs
Leg press - 3 sets, 10 reps @ 200lbs
Abs - 3 sets, 30 reps @ 50lbs
Lower back - 3 sets, 10 reps @ 100lbs
Lower abs - 3 sets, 12 reps

No cardio, since I'm a bit too lazy and I have aortic stenosis (a heart condition). Though I do mountainbiking from time to time for fun. I just started earlier in the year, looking to gain a bit of muscle and tone, and trim down my gut a bit. I was always thin person, with a good metabolism + decent diet (although I'll go a bit heavy on the meat and carbs from time to time). But, after going, I feel great and working out has done wonders for my confidence. Not to mention, I've been getting some more looks from women ever since I started going, which in turn inspires me to go more.

Am I on the right track, or are there any other suggestions you guys have?
I don't want to completely shit on anyone's routine.

Exercise talk tends to degenerate like the console wars. People have opinions, and they present those opinions as facts. People get mad, talk gets heated, you know the score.

That being said.

I think that routine is garbage. Machines are garbage. Anything you can do 10 reps of is garbage. Lifting the same weight week after week is garbage.

Switch to free weights. Concentrate on big compound lifts. Try to put 10 lbs on your leg and back lifts every week, 5lbs on your chest and shoulder lefts.
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depila
Post by: tiesto on December 17, 2008, 01:06:48 PM
I don't want to completely shit on anyone's routine.

Exercise talk tends to degenerate like the console wars. People have opinions, and they present those opinions as facts. People get mad, talk gets heated, you know the score.

That being said.

I think that routine is garbage. Machines are garbage. Anything you can do 10 reps of is garbage. Lifting the same weight week after week is garbage.

Switch to free weights. Concentrate on big compound lifts. Try to put 10 lbs on your leg and back lifts every week, 5lbs on your chest and shoulder lefts.

Well, I don't know too much about exercising, as I'm still fairly new at this... So I'm open to different opinions at this point. But what do you think are the disadvantages of using machines? I prefer machines to free weights as of now, because I'm not terribly coordinated and have trouble maintaining form, not to mention nobody to spot when I want to do bench pressing. Do you think I should be doing more weight with lower reps? Also, do you have some suggested compound lifts? And my final question for you, why is doing the same routine bad, since I've heard quite the opposite from people.

Keep in mind, I want to look healthy and toned, not look like a juiced-up guido.
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: duckman2000 on December 17, 2008, 01:08:27 PM
Adding a completely amateurish opinion to it, I'd argue that it's all in the resistance. If it becomes a routine, meaning no sense of resistance or gains, it can't be that effective. Maybe it's effective in maintaining a level platform, but I'd imagine slipping from that type of routine would have bigger negative consequences than slipping from constant progress.

Then again, I think I just hate the idea of routine anything, really.

But what do you think are the disadvantages of using machines? I prefer machines to free weights as of now, because I'm not terribly coordinated and have trouble maintaining form

That right there, in my admittedly uneducated opinion. Life is pretty uncoordinated, and machines seem to offer unrealistic balance and precision. It all comes down to the purpose of exercising, I guess.
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depila
Post by: duckman2000 on December 17, 2008, 01:10:39 PM
Double post
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depila
Post by: tiesto on December 17, 2008, 01:14:00 PM
I should clarify that I attempt to increase the weights (in small increments of course) after I feel comfortable at a certain weight. What I posted above is more than double what I started at, at the beginning of the year.
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depila
Post by: Draft on December 17, 2008, 01:17:55 PM
Same routine is fine, you just need to add weight. You can't keep pressing 100 lbs week after week, it's just spinning gears.

Free weights are better than machines for two big reasons:
1. Full range of motion. Most machines will not allow you to engage the full ROM on whatever lift you are doing. The worst offender is the smith machine for doing squats. However, smith machine while doing the bench is OK. Not the best, but OK if you can't get a spotter.
2. Free weights force stabilizer muscles to activate so you can hold the proper form. Machines allow those muscles to slack off because you're just sliding a weight along a preset path. It's noticeably easier to use machines. Like, for example, you say chest 105x10.. I'm assuming this is a bench, on a smith machine. Try to put up 105 with free weights. I'm betting you will not be able to complete 3x10x105.

Like I said, I'm a Rippetoe advocate. Rippetoe's beginner program is as follows:

Day A:
Squat 3x5
Press 3x5
Power Clean 5x3

Day B:
Squat 3x5
Bench 3x5
Deadlift 1x5

You alternate, 3 days a week, MWF, or TTS, or whatever. And you EAT. And you SLEEP.

Those 5 lifts are the big, huge, mass and strength building compound lifts. They hit every major muscle group, and hard. You only do sets of 5 because the goal is to just slap mad weight on every time you hit the gym.

It's a common misconception that a routine like this, one built around big lifts and mass/strength gains, is going to turn you into some roided out monster. You wish. Getting that big is incredibly hard. You have to be putting away many thousands of calories a day and lifting like a Goddamn monster.
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depila
Post by: BamYouHaveAids on December 17, 2008, 02:10:46 PM
Personally if I can't get a spotter on bench and other presses I just use the dumbell so I can dump the weight.

My routine is

Monday
3x5 Squat
3x5 Bench
3x3 Deadlift

Wensday
3x5 Front Squat
3x3 Power Clean
3x5 Miltary Press

Thursday:
3x5 Squat
3x5 Bench
3x3 Snatches

I do 3 sets of 10-15 pullups at the end and maybe some ab work if I have time. If you can get the form of the lifts down a free weight routine will be best, whether you are lifting for aesthetic purposes or to gain strength. I started my froend on this routine and within a month he lost his gut doubled his strength and gained definition, although we did run at the end of our sesions. I would say you should try to add 5 pounds each week and once you can no longer do that do it bi-weekly.
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depila
Post by: Draft on December 17, 2008, 02:23:34 PM
I just switched up my routine a little bit to get more squats. I'm basically doing SS, but with pull ups at the end of each session, and then I run a mile.
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 17, 2008, 06:56:09 PM
Rip is certainly in favor of pull-ups; not so sure about the running. But I guess you're trying for a more balanced approach at this point.

A lot of Crossfitters are doing routines with a greater strength bias these days, combining heavy lifting sessions with short (sub 10 mins), heavy Crossfit WODs. And of course, Crossfit itself is programming more and more heavy days too, especially since Rip came on board. The debates rage back and forth between those who want strength most, those who want conditioning most, and those in between (like myself) who don't have anything yet and thus want it all ;) At the moment, I only lift heavy once or twice a week and I'm pretty happy with my progress, strength-wise. Bear in mind that I'm still using some fairly heavy weights for the Crossfit WODs.

So Draft, what kind of gains are you seeing on SS so far, if you don't mind me asking? Are you doing GOMAD? Feel free to PM if you're shy; i'll keep it under my hat!
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depila
Post by: Draft on December 17, 2008, 09:00:05 PM
Hell no I'm not doing any of that GOMAD stuff.

Maybe one day, but right now, weight lifting is something I do for fun and to look better. I can't really make that kind of dedication to it. I do make sure I get 3 squares, and I usually do put back a couple glasses of milk a day, as well as a pretty big helping of meat or peanut butter for dinner (depending on my wallet and my level of cooking dedication.)

I only just switched back to a pure SS. Before this I was doing a routine I made up myself, that was 4 days a week, and had most of the SS lifts (sans cleans) and then some other stuff, but I felt like I was stalling out. So I decided fuck it, I'm going to balls to the wall SS for at least 6 weeks, see where it gets me.

I reset a bit from some of my personal records to start out. Got back from the gym just now. Squatted out 215, pulled 245 from the floor, 175 on the bench. Squat felt good, bench felt good, will definitely be upping them next time. Pull was a little sloppy. I might do one more at 245 just to make sure my form is straight. Didn't feel totally out of wack, didn't hurt my back or anything, but feel like it could be a little more mechanical.

A year ago I could not squat 135 pounds, at least not with anything resembling proper form. I was not a high school athlete or anything close.

I run just to cool down. Feels good. It's only a mile, so it's basically spinning gears. I don't run fast enough to get any sort of HIIT going on, and I don't run far enough to burn any appreciable calories. But I'm a moderate smoker, so I feel like I owe it to myself.   :'(
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depila
Post by: Draft on December 17, 2008, 09:14:07 PM
I am probably going to have to start eating more though.

Do you understand that, people? That is the best part of lifting weights. It's the one exercise program that actively encourages you to stuff your face. It requires you to stuff your face. How can you not be down with that?
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 17, 2008, 09:20:32 PM
Sounds like you're doing it right, for sure.

I guess people gravitate to increasingly extreme stuff. It sounds insane to me right now to do GOMAD and so on, but at some point, it'll probably seem like a reasonable progression. What I'm doing on a daily basis right now would certainly have seemed crazy to me a year ago.

Deadlifts and cleans are the two lifts I feel most comfortable with, right now. I can only squat at home, where I don't have a spotter, so using the big weights genuinely scares the crap out of me. I do it, but not often, and I'm very cautious. I stop a set as soon as I struggle bigtime with a rep, even when I think i could *probably* finish it. I guess I'll get more comfortable with it over time. Deadlifts and cleans however, just don't scare me. They're fun! Tomorrow I'm going for 300lbs for 5; last time I did it for 3. I'm experimenting with scheme where you start with a set of 5, add 10% to it and do it for 3 next time, then add another 10% and do it for 1. Then you take that weight and do it for 3, then 5. It apparently works very well for most newbs on the heavy lifts.

We'll see how it goes. Would go today but i'm too damn hungover so going out for pizza with two Crossfit buddies to talk about working out instead :lol
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 17, 2008, 09:22:05 PM
I am probably going to have to start eating more though.

Do you understand that, people? That is the best part of lifting weights. It's the one exercise program that actively encourages you to stuff your face. It requires you to stuff your face. How can you not be down with that?

No shit! I had two dinners in a row the other night. A bowl of pasta, then a huge chicken breast in tomato sauce with garlic bread, and some pizza toast as well. It was very unhealthy by my standards but sometimes you just gotta feed the beast. And I'm actually losing weight right now.
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depila
Post by: Draft on December 17, 2008, 09:28:11 PM
I wouldn't call it extreme, it just requires a lot of dedication. Like, if I wanted to down a gallon of milk a day, I'd need to keep 5 gallons at work, and just chug it all day long. Craziness.

But Rippetoe creates monsters. His program, when it works 100%, puts like 30-40 pounds on a guy in about a year. That's just obscene.

I could see myself switching to a crossfit style program in maybe 6 months. I'd like to put another 10 pounds on first, at least.

edit: If you have a cage, I don't think you need a spotter. I don't sweat a spot when I squat. If you gotta dump it, just drop to your knees or to your butt. All you'll do is make a lot of noise.
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 17, 2008, 09:34:21 PM
I like having a spotter there for the feeling of security
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 17, 2008, 09:50:30 PM
I loved his response to the guy who said 'I'm lactose intolerant; can I subsititute yoghurt for milk?'

Rip - 'Gallon of yoghurt'
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 18, 2008, 02:07:15 AM
I wouldn't call it extreme, it just requires a lot of dedication. Like, if I wanted to down a gallon of milk a day, I'd need to keep 5 gallons at work, and just chug it all day long. Craziness.

But Rippetoe creates monsters. His program, when it works 100%, puts like 30-40 pounds on a guy in about a year. That's just obscene.

I could see myself switching to a crossfit style program in maybe 6 months. I'd like to put another 10 pounds on first, at least.

edit: If you have a cage, I don't think you need a spotter. I don't sweat a spot when I squat. If you gotta dump it, just drop to your knees or to your butt. All you'll do is make a lot of noise.

just saw the edit. I don't have a cage, just 2 free standing squat racks. It does have the spotter handle things but haven't tried dumping the weight on them yet. I guess I should practice doing so with just the bar until I get comfortable with it.
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: Tieno on December 18, 2008, 03:52:29 AM
Draft, you suggested to get a 'bar' for pullups after you can do 100 pushups. Are there bars that don't damage the house? There's no place here I can put it into the wall and the door frames are made of wood so I don't want to damage that either.
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: BobbyRobby on December 18, 2008, 04:04:46 AM
Draft, you suggested to get a 'bar' for pullups after you can do 100 pushups. Are there bars that don't damage the house? There's no place here I can put it into the wall and the door frames are made of wood so I don't want to damage that either.

in one sitting?  i think you can move on before that.

they make bars that you don't have to screw into the molding.  I had one with rubber on each end that you can expand until it's really tight, and the pressure held it in.

there's also ones like this,
http://www.seriusfitness.com/Chin-Up-Bars/105/ (http://www.seriusfitness.com/Chin-Up-Bars/105/)
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depila
Post by: Draft on December 18, 2008, 08:50:01 AM
Those things make me nervous.

Most pull up bars are built to be screwed into door frames.
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depila
Post by: Tristam on December 18, 2008, 12:00:26 PM
I am probably going to have to start eating more though.

Do you understand that, people? That is the best part of lifting weights. It's the one exercise program that actively encourages you to stuff your face. It requires you to stuff your face. How can you not be down with that?

I ain't down with it, but I still need to eat a ridiculous amount to gain weight. I ain't down with it 'cuz it's expensive, since I try to eat clean, and it's time-consuming. Still, ya gotta do what ya gotta do, so I do it anyway.
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 18, 2008, 06:50:44 PM
Eating right and being active has always worked out fine for me, but I'm the type of person to wear v-necks and clubbing sunglasses.

Don't you play rugby? One would have thought that some sort of training regimen was in order, given that your strength and speed is the only thing standing between you and freeform dental surgery.
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depila
Post by: Rman on December 18, 2008, 09:54:55 PM
Same routine is fine, you just need to add weight. You can't keep pressing 100 lbs week after week, it's just spinning gears.

Free weights are better than machines for two big reasons:
1. Full range of motion. Most machines will not allow you to engage the full ROM on whatever lift you are doing. The worst offender is the smith machine for doing squats. However, smith machine while doing the bench is OK. Not the best, but OK if you can't get a spotter.
2. Free weights force stabilizer muscles to activate so you can hold the proper form. Machines allow those muscles to slack off because you're just sliding a weight along a preset path. It's noticeably easier to use machines. Like, for example, you say chest 105x10.. I'm assuming this is a bench, on a smith machine. Try to put up 105 with free weights. I'm betting you will not be able to complete 3x10x105.

Like I said, I'm a Rippetoe advocate. Rippetoe's beginner program is as follows:

Day A:
Squat 3x5
Press 3x5
Power Clean 5x3

Day B:
Squat 3x5
Bench 3x5
Deadlift 1x5

You alternate, 3 days a week, MWF, or TTS, or whatever. And you EAT. And you SLEEP.

Those 5 lifts are the big, huge, mass and strength building compound lifts. They hit every major muscle group, and hard. You only do sets of 5 because the goal is to just slap mad weight on every time you hit the gym.

It's a common misconception that a routine like this, one built around big lifts and mass/strength gains, is going to turn you into some roided out monster. You wish. Getting that big is incredibly hard. You have to be putting away many thousands of calories a day and lifting like a Goddamn monster.
Any warm up sets?
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 18, 2008, 10:19:52 PM
RMan -
The Starting Strength wiki is a great, free resource. You should also try to read the book, but there is a ton of great info just in the wiki.

http://startingstrength.wikia.com/wiki/Starting_Strength_Wiki

http://startingstrength.wikia.com/wiki/FAQ#How_do_I_warm_up_properly_for_my_training_sessions.3F
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: Kestastrophe on December 22, 2008, 08:51:40 AM
I've been thinking about buying an Iron Gym screwless pull-up bar. Anybody have any experience with this?

http://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/product.asp?order_num=-1&SKU=16159433 (http://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/product.asp?order_num=-1&SKU=16159433)

(http://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/assets/product_images/230/9688916159433P.JPG;pvf7bdbc4e02bbf9a5)
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depila
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 05, 2009, 06:22:46 AM
bumping this thread 'cause I PR'ed in the deadlift today and someone needs to know about it!

1 rep at 151kg (333lbs) at bodyweight of 71kg (156lbs). This was after another PR at 148.5kg too.

:bow me :bow2


Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depila
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 05, 2009, 06:59:41 AM
bah, you don't count DC  >:(

oh thanks anyway  :-[

thing is, next week i have to do that THREE TIMES IN A ROW. Then 5 times the week after. So i'd better enjoy this fleeting triumph right now.

Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: Tieno on February 13, 2009, 11:11:57 AM
So I'm still doing the hundredpushup program thingy Draft recommended me. It's a 6 week program, but I got stuck on week 4 for a long time, especially the first day. Had to do that day for almost two weeks before I could do it within 60s intervals. Now I just finished day 3: 29, 33, 29, 29, max (min of 40). With 120s interval. Very hard. This morning waited 3mins before the last set, this afternoon did it after 2min.

I'm liking the challenge, it's pushing me harder and advancing me much faster than my own old schedule.
Now on to week 5! http://www.hundredpushups.com/week5.html
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 15, 2009, 10:45:46 PM
For similar money (i paid $60), you can buy a set of rings. Couple of advantages:


The big downside to the doorway pull-up bars is that you can't kip on them. If you just want to do deadhang pull-ups in solitude, by all means go for it. But look into rings as well.
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depila
Post by: ch1nchilla on February 16, 2009, 07:30:04 PM
I run around 3.25 miles every day I can, and I like to think I stay pretty slim. And I like running a lot-- I'm going to start stepping up the distance pretty soon here. I think I could get thinner if I cut down on the drinking, but that's totally unrealistic right now.

Also might start lifting every day with my roommate, who goes nearly every day. But uh, I have the worst rationale for not lifting / getting big ever...

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I am afraid of getting too big and having to buy a whole new wardrobe, because my clothes are kind of... expensive / fitted.
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Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 16, 2009, 07:37:10 PM
As Draft said upthread, yeah, you wish you could get big that fast!

I've been lifting heavy for over a year, and overall i've gotten smaller. I may look bigger because I've got less fat covering up the muscle but I've gone down a few shirt sizes. Which is the kind of wardrobe problem you want to have.
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depila
Post by: ch1nchilla on February 16, 2009, 07:44:38 PM
As Draft said upthread, yeah, you wish you could get big that fast!

I've been lifting heavy for over a year, and overall i've gotten smaller. I may look bigger because I've got less fat covering up the muscle but I've gone down a few shirt sizes. Which is the kind of wardrobe problem you want to have.

Hmm... You're probably right, especially if I keep running. BUT, I do have a buddy who had a fleet of Burberry polos become too tight in about 4 months. I also don't know if I even really want to lift, as I feel pretty in shape where I'm at and I'm pretty satisfied with the way I look.
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 16, 2009, 08:28:29 PM
As Draft said upthread, yeah, you wish you could get big that fast!

I've been lifting heavy for over a year, and overall i've gotten smaller. I may look bigger because I've got less fat covering up the muscle but I've gone down a few shirt sizes. Which is the kind of wardrobe problem you want to have.

This really depends on the body type you're starting from.


No shit, Sherlock.

Luckily, ch1nchilla and I have met IRL so we both know what we're talking about.
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 16, 2009, 09:37:43 PM
Don't let lifting weights turn you into a dick  ;)

yes, perhaps that was unnecessarily caustic. ;)

in general i react badly to being lectured on the blindingly obvious tho, it's a character fault i'm not going to shed any time soon.
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depila
Post by: Draft on February 16, 2009, 09:57:21 PM
Getting big is so hard.

I've given up on doing it via food alone and ordered $50 of protein mix  :-\
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 16, 2009, 10:19:08 PM
What are you lifting now, Draft?

I'm seeing some good progress recently. I deadlifted 344lbs the other day for a 1RM (at b/w of 156lbs or so), and got my first muscle-up the day before. Linear gains baby.
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: Kestastrophe on February 16, 2009, 10:32:56 PM
Is there a set of rings that you recommend then? I never did end up getting the Iron Gym simply because it looked pretty cheap.

Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 17, 2009, 12:45:46 AM
Is there a set of rings that you recommend then? I never did end up getting the Iron Gym simply because it looked pretty cheap.


These were what were recommended to me. Many many Crossfitters swear by them. I haven't tried any other kinds but I have no complaints - can't see how they can be improved really.

http://www.ringtraining.com/

Amazon has them as well if you don't want to order directly from the site (although i did - the guy is very professional).

Here's me using 'em!
http://www.vimeo.com/3221533

Be gentle you bastards  :lol
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 17, 2009, 12:58:58 AM
yeah, it probably looks easy...but trust me, your average dude has no shot at doing this without training.

i've tried these on and off for at least 6 months with no success though. Many thousands of pull-ups went into the making of this one muscle-up. The biggest problem is the grip you have to use.
Title: Re: The Real Mens thread of testosterone, heavy lifting, towel fights and depilation
Post by: Kestastrophe on February 17, 2009, 08:50:30 AM
damn that's hardcore  :o