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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Beezy on December 23, 2008, 10:53:18 PM

Title: EB, help me find my balls :(
Post by: Beezy on December 23, 2008, 10:53:18 PM: I was alone with this girl that I like for like an hour after our last final today and I didn't ask her out. :'(

:piss me :piss2
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Post by: demi on December 23, 2008, 10:59:12 PM: Home Made Vagina
Fake Vagina from normal non-embarrassing items...

Needed:
-Three to Four socks. -Rubber glove (large size). -lubricant of some type.

Place each sock inside the next one until one "tube," roll top down (<-important). Place glove inside tube leaving "wrist" part outside top, wrap "wrist" end around the "top"of the socks.

Lubricate.

-THROW away glove, for the love, throw it away.
-Disassemble when not in use.
-Keep lubricant in bathroom.
Title: Re: EB, help me find my balls :(
Post by: Himu on December 23, 2008, 11:00:31 PM: :'(

Ask her out tomorrow..
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Post by: Beezy on December 23, 2008, 11:04:02 PM: demi :lol

I won't see her until Friday, Himu.

Edit: Btw, sorry about making a girl thread...
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Post by: Himu on December 23, 2008, 11:05:22 PM: Ask her out on Friday. New Years is close, spend time with her then.
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Post by: Akala on December 23, 2008, 11:15:22 PM: Have her number? Call her on Christmas, make up a story about calling people, and "seeing her number or something" so as not to seem stalkerish. Don't overdo it though. Pretty much a "merry Christmas" and leave the door open to call again.

If not, ask her out for celebratory post-final drinks when you see her Friday.

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or at least get her number.
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Title: Re: EB, help me find my balls :(
Post by: Beezy on December 23, 2008, 11:28:13 PM: I actually do have her number and yeah I've called her before. We get along fine and shit, I just can't ask her out/ don't know how to bring it up. Thanks for the drinks idea though, I'll bring it up. ;)
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Post by: demi on December 23, 2008, 11:28:41 PM: damn what is this high school. just be like, yo
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Post by: Beezy on December 23, 2008, 11:38:03 PM: then what
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Post by: demi on December 23, 2008, 11:40:13 PM: then you rape her
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Post by: Beezy on December 23, 2008, 11:49:41 PM: smh
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Post by: demi on December 23, 2008, 11:51:42 PM: EB, help Beezy find his blackness...
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Post by: Diunx on December 23, 2008, 11:59:18 PM: Quote from: Beezy on December 23, 2008, 11:38:03 PM
then what

When you two are out having a drink have one of your friends call her, when she goes to answer the call put a mickey on her drink, when she drink it an pass out go to her place (check her documents in her purse if you don't know where she lives) once there get her naked and fuck every hole she has, after that put her clothes back on and lay her in the bed, leave a note saying that she got pretty drunk and passed out last night and that you took her home( make sure to finish the letter with a "xoxo" bitches love xoxos) that way you would have fucked her and she wont tell her friends about how small your dick is, its a win-win situation for you.
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Post by: Himu on December 24, 2008, 12:04:42 AM: what happens when you two hang out? Do you get a boner? What do you talk about with her? Does her nipples get hard when talks to you?
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Post by: TVC15 on December 24, 2008, 12:06:32 AM: Do your nipples get hard when you play FF8, Himu?
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Post by: Himu on December 24, 2008, 12:08:07 AM: Mos def. Like the ending especially, turns me on. It's like one big acid trip.
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 24, 2008, 12:08:38 AM: It sounds like you know what you must do Beezy: call her up on Friday for something and go from there. The longer you wait, the harder it will be and in the end procrastination is like masturbation
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 24, 2008, 12:25:38 AM: Quote from: demi on December 23, 2008, 11:51:42 PM
EB, help Beezy find his blackness...

We need to sit him down and make him watch Glory. That's how I found the coloured spirit. I actually had to look at my self in the mirror after the scene where their around the campfire singing to jesus and shit. Thought I did a reverse Micheal Jackson for a second. Shiiiiiiiiiit.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 24, 2008, 12:28:41 AM: You have her number? Call and ask how she thinks she did on the test. Then bring up the holidays. Maybe tell her you're going to be feeding the homeless or something
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Post by: TVC15 on December 24, 2008, 12:56:26 AM: Call her up and sing some Christian Death. It will show you are passionate and shit. Here, this video even includes the lyrics:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPeUUrkh83k
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Post by: chronovore on December 24, 2008, 01:03:05 AM: Jesus, just say "I could go for a cup of coffee, how about you?" or "I'm hungry; want to grab something to eat?" and when she says "yes," just generate the appropriate fluid or solid for her.
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Post by: Beezy on December 24, 2008, 08:28:39 AM: Quote from: Green Shinobi on December 24, 2008, 06:38:30 AM
There's a good chance you've already been friend-zoned.
Haha no, I'm pretty sure of that much.

Fuck it, we'll see what happens Friday.
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Post by: Beezy on December 27, 2008, 01:27:18 AM: kintama located :teehee
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Post by: T234 on December 27, 2008, 01:47:18 AM: Speak english motherfucker

Kintama WTF is that I thought you were cool and black beezy
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Post by: Himu on December 27, 2008, 01:48:32 AM: I don't know what kintama is
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Post by: demi on December 27, 2008, 01:49:01 AM: Quote from: Himuro on December 27, 2008, 01:48:32 AM
I don't know what kintama is

(http://www.warprecords.com/dancefloordale/img/dancefloordale_animated.gif)
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Post by: MCD on December 27, 2008, 02:02:56 AM: (http://i41.tinypic.com/2lwnadk.jpg)
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Post by: Himu on December 27, 2008, 02:06:37 AM: LUFFY

:bow :bow :bow
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Post by: Beezy on December 27, 2008, 08:06:23 AM: :bow balls of gold :bow2

Demi, what the hell is that gif from? :lol
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Post by: Himu on December 27, 2008, 06:46:36 PM: Quote from: Beezy on December 27, 2008, 08:06:23 AM
:bow balls of gold :bow2

Demi, what the hell is that gif from? :lol

look in the Off Topic thread. 2 pages before the current one.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 27, 2008, 10:06:27 PM: no pics? smh dude I seen your friends on facebook, they're pretty hot
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Post by: Beezy on December 27, 2008, 10:17:32 PM: I've thought of posting a pic, but I fear the wrath of the internet. I don't want anyone doing anything dumb like messaging her on facebook.

Anyway, I only got her to agree to agree to go to the movies with me sometime next week. We'll see what happens then.
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Post by: demi on December 27, 2008, 10:18:14 PM: I bet you guys will in fact go to the movies and watch something
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Post by: Beezy on December 27, 2008, 10:20:38 PM: I hate you sometimes. >:(
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Post by: demi on December 27, 2008, 10:21:21 PM: Oh, sorry... I guess you wanted to be surprised
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Post by: Himu on December 27, 2008, 11:18:23 PM: :lol

beezy getting all flustered is so cute

tell us about this gal
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Post by: Beezy on December 28, 2008, 12:05:30 AM: she's an undercover nerd, worse then me in some ways
reads comic books, likes DC more than Marvel
isn't computer illiterate
use to watch anime, doesn't really anymore
listens to a lot of music that I find weird, loves a lot of old music and euro dance shit
likes kids
dominican/puerto rican
clumsy
cute, big ass
speaks "like a white girl" (aka proper) ::)
accounting major like me
a year older than me

Eh.... I'm not sure what you wanna know. She's cool, playful, fun to be around, doesn't have an attitude, likes making fun of fat people, doesn't have annoying/bitchy friends, etc.
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Post by: demi on December 28, 2008, 12:07:34 AM: Quote from: Beezy on December 28, 2008, 12:05:30 AM
likes making fun of fat people

I would chincheck her on the drop of a dime...
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Post by: Beezy on December 28, 2008, 12:11:23 AM: Quote from: demi on December 28, 2008, 12:07:34 AM
Quote from: Beezy on December 28, 2008, 12:05:30 AM
likes making fun of fat people

I would chincheck her on the drop of a dime...
:lol

I mean like really fat, sloppy, obese, waddle when they walk, round people.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on December 28, 2008, 12:12:19 AM: Quote from: Beezy on December 28, 2008, 12:11:23 AM
Quote from: demi on December 28, 2008, 12:07:34 AM
Quote from: Beezy on December 28, 2008, 12:05:30 AM
likes making fun of fat people

I would chincheck her on the drop of a dime...
:lol

I mean like really fat, obese, waddle when they walk, round people.
Your description is making Demi hot.
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Post by: demi on December 28, 2008, 12:15:28 AM: Oh, well that's ok then.
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Post by: tiesto on December 28, 2008, 01:51:04 AM: Quote from: Beezy on December 28, 2008, 12:05:30 AM
she's an undercover nerd, worse then me in some ways
reads comic books, likes DC more than Marvel
isn't computer illiterate
use to watch anime, doesn't really anymore
listens to a lot of music that I find weird, loves a lot of old music and euro dance shit
likes kids
dominican/puerto rican
clumsy
cute, big ass
speaks "like a white girl" (aka proper) ::)
accounting major like me
a year older than me

Eh.... I'm not sure what you wanna know. She's cool, playful, fun to be around, doesn't have an attitude, likes making fun of fat people, doesn't have annoying/bitchy friends, etc.

Eurodance is fucking amazing, go for that shit Beezy!
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Post by: Beezy on December 28, 2008, 07:57:37 AM: Quote from: Green Shinobi on December 28, 2008, 01:27:29 AM
Quote from: Beezy on December 28, 2008, 12:11:23 AM
I mean like really fat, sloppy, obese, waddle when they walk, round people.

So like amir0x fat.
Exactly.

Quote from: tiesto on December 28, 2008, 01:51:04 AM
Eurodance is fucking amazing, go for that shit Beezy!
Lol, I knew you'd say that if you saw that post.
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Post by: Powerslave on December 28, 2008, 08:32:52 AM: Put your balls where your heart is
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 28, 2008, 12:25:37 PM: dominican/puerto rican? omg
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Post by: elektrikluv on December 28, 2008, 12:34:53 PM: she sounds nice, just call her and ask if she'd be interested in grabbing a drink and hanging out. by the sounds of it, a rejection is highly unlikely so what's stopping you?
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Post by: Flannel Boy on December 28, 2008, 12:37:28 PM: Do pretty women even know what rejection feels like.
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Post by: Reb on December 28, 2008, 01:13:22 PM: Quote from: Night Man on December 28, 2008, 12:37:28 PM
Do pretty women even know what rejection feels like.

:lol
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Post by: Beezy on December 28, 2008, 03:08:25 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 28, 2008, 12:25:37 PM
dominican/puerto rican? omg
:lol

Quote from: elektrikluv on December 28, 2008, 12:34:53 PM
she sounds nice, just call her and ask if she'd be interested in grabbing a drink and hanging out. by the sounds of it, a rejection is highly unlikely so what's stopping you?
I dunno, even I think there's a small chance of her saying no, but I'm still afraid of that happening. I don't want her to lose interest though or maybe start talking to someone else, so I'm slowly getting over that fear.

Quote from: Night Man on December 28, 2008, 12:37:28 PM
Do pretty women even know what rejection feels like.
Lol, I bet most of them don't. :(
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Post by: Himu on December 28, 2008, 03:55:33 PM: Quote from: Beezy on December 28, 2008, 12:05:30 AM
she's an undercover nerd, worse then me in some ways
reads comic books, likes DC more than Marvel
isn't computer illiterate
use to watch anime, doesn't really anymore
listens to a lot of music that I find weird, loves a lot of old music and euro dance shit
likes kids
dominican/puerto rican
clumsy
cute, big ass
speaks "like a white girl" (aka proper) ::)
accounting major like me
a year older than me

Eh.... I'm not sure what you wanna know. She's cool, playful, fun to be around, doesn't have an attitude, likes making fun of fat people, doesn't have annoying/bitchy friends, etc.

go get her.

Quote from: Night Man on December 28, 2008, 12:37:28 PM
Do pretty women even know what rejection feels like.

:(
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Post by: demi on December 28, 2008, 10:07:07 PM: Women are useless. Why would you be concerned if she isn't interested? She would have made you waste your money by spending it on her, and all the time you have to take out of your schedule to give it to her. Women are selfish. Watch your dumb movie and then share a pretzel. Then you can exchange messages on facebook and poke each other. By then you will have graduated high school.
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Post by: Beezy on December 28, 2008, 10:23:05 PM: :'( :'( :'(