EB, help me find my balls :(

[Beezy]

I was alone with this girl that I like for like an hour after our last final today and I didn't ask her out. :'(

  me

[demi]

Home Made Vagina
Fake Vagina from normal non-embarrassing items...

Needed:
-Three to Four socks. -Rubber glove (large size). -lubricant of some type.

Place each sock inside the next one until one "tube," roll top down (<-important). Place glove inside tube leaving "wrist" part outside top, wrap "wrist" end around the "top"of the socks.

Lubricate.

-THROW away glove, for the love, throw it away.
-Disassemble when not in use.
-Keep lubricant in bathroom.

[Himu]

 :'(

Ask her out tomorrow..

[Beezy]

demi

I won't see her until Friday, Himu.

Edit: Btw, sorry about making a girl thread...

[Himu]

Ask her out on Friday. New Years is close, spend time with her then.

[Akala]

Have her number? Call her on Christmas, make up a story about calling people, and "seeing her number or something" so as not to seem stalkerish. Don't overdo it though. Pretty much a "merry Christmas" and leave the door open to call again.

If not, ask her out for celebratory post-final drinks when you see her Friday.

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or at least get her number.

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[Beezy]

I actually do have her number and yeah I've called her before. We get along fine and shit, I just can't ask her out/ don't know how to bring it up. Thanks for the drinks idea though, I'll bring it up.

[demi]

damn what is this high school. just be like, yo

[Beezy]

then what

[demi]

then you rape her

[Beezy]

smh

[demi]

EB, help Beezy find his blackness...

[Diunx]

then what

When you two are out having a drink have one of your friends call her, when she goes to answer the call put a mickey on her drink, when she drink it an pass out go to her place (check her documents in her purse if you don't know where she lives) once there get her naked and fuck every hole she has, after that put her clothes back on and lay her in the bed, leave a note saying that she got pretty drunk and passed out last night and that you took her home( make sure to finish the letter with a "xoxo" bitches love xoxos) that way you would have fucked her and she wont tell her friends about how small your dick is, its a win-win situation for you.

[Himu]

what happens when you two hang out? Do you get a boner? What do you talk about with her? Does her nipples get hard when talks to you?

[TVC15]

Do your nipples get hard when you play FF8, Himu?

[Himu]

Mos def. Like the ending especially, turns me on. It's like one big acid trip.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

It sounds like you know what you must do Beezy: call her up on Friday for something and go from there.  The longer you wait, the harder it will be and in the end procrastination is like masturbation

[Madrun Badrun]

EB, help Beezy find his blackness...

We need to sit him down and make him watch Glory.  That's how I found the coloured spirit.  I actually had to look at my self in the mirror after the scene where their around the campfire singing to jesus and shit.  Thought I did a reverse Micheal Jackson for a second.  Shiiiiiiiiiit.

[Phoenix Dark]

You have her number? Call and ask how she thinks she did on the test. Then bring up the holidays. Maybe tell her you're going to be feeding the homeless or something

[TVC15]

Call her up and sing some Christian Death.  It will show you are passionate and shit.  Here, this video even includes the lyrics:

[chronovore]

Jesus, just say "I could go for a cup of coffee, how about you?" or "I'm hungry; want to grab something to eat?" and when she says "yes," just generate the appropriate fluid or solid for her.

[Beezy]

There's a good chance you've already been friend-zoned.

Haha no, I'm pretty sure of that much.

Fuck it, we'll see what happens Friday.

[Beezy]

kintama located

[T234]

Speak english motherfucker


Kintama WTF is that I thought you were cool and black beezy

[Himu]

I don't know what kintama is

[demi]

I don't know what kintama is

[MCD]

[Himu]

LUFFY

[Beezy]

balls of gold

Demi, what the hell is that gif from?

[Himu]

balls of gold

Demi, what the hell is that gif from?

look in the Off Topic thread. 2 pages before the current one.

[Phoenix Dark]

no pics? smh dude I seen your friends on facebook, they're pretty hot

[Beezy]

I've thought of posting a pic, but I fear the wrath of the internet. I don't want anyone doing anything dumb like messaging her on facebook. 

Anyway, I only got her to agree to agree to go to the movies with me sometime next week. We'll see what happens then.

[demi]

I bet you guys will in fact go to the movies and watch something

[Beezy]

I hate you sometimes.

[demi]

Oh, sorry... I guess you wanted to be surprised

[Himu]

beezy getting all flustered is so cute

tell us about this gal

[Beezy]

she's an undercover nerd, worse then me in some ways
reads comic books, likes DC more than Marvel
isn't computer illiterate
use to watch anime, doesn't really anymore
listens to a lot of music that I find weird, loves a lot of old music and euro dance shit
likes kids
dominican/puerto rican
clumsy
cute, big ass
speaks "like a white girl" (aka proper)
accounting major like me
a year older than me

Eh.... I'm not sure what you wanna know. She's cool, playful, fun to be around, doesn't have an attitude, likes making fun of fat people, doesn't have annoying/bitchy friends, etc.

[demi]

likes making fun of fat people

I would chincheck her on the drop of a dime...

[Beezy]

likes making fun of fat people

I would chincheck her on the drop of a dime...

I mean like really fat, sloppy, obese, waddle when they walk, round people.

[Flannel Boy]

likes making fun of fat people

I would chincheck her on the drop of a dime...

I mean like really fat, obese, waddle when they walk, round people.

Your description is making Demi hot.

[demi]

Oh, well that's ok then.

[tiesto]

she's an undercover nerd, worse then me in some ways
reads comic books, likes DC more than Marvel
isn't computer illiterate
use to watch anime, doesn't really anymore
listens to a lot of music that I find weird, loves a lot of old music and euro dance shit
likes kids
dominican/puerto rican
clumsy
cute, big ass
speaks "like a white girl" (aka proper)
accounting major like me
a year older than me

Eh.... I'm not sure what you wanna know. She's cool, playful, fun to be around, doesn't have an attitude, likes making fun of fat people, doesn't have annoying/bitchy friends, etc.

Eurodance is fucking amazing, go for that shit Beezy!

[Beezy]

I mean like really fat, sloppy, obese, waddle when they walk, round people.

So like amir0x fat.

Exactly.

Eurodance is fucking amazing, go for that shit Beezy!

Lol, I knew you'd say that if you saw that post.

[Powerslave]

Put your balls where your heart is

[Phoenix Dark]

dominican/puerto rican? omg

[elektrikluv]

she sounds nice, just call her and ask if she'd be interested in grabbing a drink and hanging out. by the sounds of it, a rejection is highly unlikely so what's stopping you?

[Flannel Boy]

Do pretty women even know what rejection feels like.

[Reb]

Do pretty women even know what rejection feels like.

[Beezy]

dominican/puerto rican? omg

she sounds nice, just call her and ask if she'd be interested in grabbing a drink and hanging out. by the sounds of it, a rejection is highly unlikely so what's stopping you?

I dunno, even I think there's a small chance of her saying no, but I'm still afraid of that happening. I don't want her to lose interest though or maybe start talking to someone else, so I'm slowly getting over that fear.

Do pretty women even know what rejection feels like.

Lol, I bet most of them don't.

[Himu]

she's an undercover nerd, worse then me in some ways
reads comic books, likes DC more than Marvel
isn't computer illiterate
use to watch anime, doesn't really anymore
listens to a lot of music that I find weird, loves a lot of old music and euro dance shit
likes kids
dominican/puerto rican
clumsy
cute, big ass
speaks "like a white girl" (aka proper)
accounting major like me
a year older than me

Eh.... I'm not sure what you wanna know. She's cool, playful, fun to be around, doesn't have an attitude, likes making fun of fat people, doesn't have annoying/bitchy friends, etc.

go get her.

Do pretty women even know what rejection feels like.

[demi]

Women are useless. Why would you be concerned if she isn't interested? She would have made you waste your money by spending it on her, and all the time you have to take out of your schedule to give it to her. Women are selfish. Watch your dumb movie and then share a pretzel. Then you can exchange messages on facebook and poke each other. By then you will have graduated high school.

[Beezy]

 :'( :'( :'(