Dye it back while she sleeps.
I'll take her.
:punch
fair enough
good luck with the dyeing(?)
You guys are as bad as I am about fruitlessly lusting over girls you probably ain't ever gonna get.
You guys are as bad as I am about fruitlessly lusting over girls you probably ain't ever gonna get.
You guys are as bad as I am about fruitlessly lusting over girls you probably ain't ever gonna get.
only "as bad"?
You guys are as bad as I am about fruitlessly lusting over girls you probably ain't ever gonna get.
only "as bad"?
Your chick is thousands of miles away. It's harmless until you cash in those Air Miles.
I'm pretty sure you guys have never masturbated and cried at the same time.
how does that even happen, jesusMaybe by accidentally using super glue instead of lube?
i'll tell veronica hi at gdc for you cajoleSNAP
i'll tell veronica hi at gdc for you cajole
how does that even happen, jesus
Well if you cry first, then I can see how that works.spoiler (click to show/hide)*cries*spoiler (click to show/hide)spoiler (click to show/hide)*masturbates*spoiler (click to show/hide)[close][close][close][close]
Still not getting it.how does that even happen, jesus
Mental Instability + Whiskey + hot girl who used to be your neighbor, who you also had a crush on since you figured out that you liked girls + shitty job + previously mentioned girl's wedding pictures = that.
I'm pretty sure you guys have never masturbated and cried at the same time.
I'm no longer the most pathetic male on evilbore. It's a title I'm glad to have lost.
how does that even happen, jesus
Mental Instability + Whiskey + hot girl who used to be your neighbor, who you also had a crush on since you figured out that you liked girls + shitty job + previously mentioned girl's wedding pictures = that.
Well if you cry first, then I can see how that works.spoiler (click to show/hide)*cries*spoiler (click to show/hide)spoiler (click to show/hide)*masturbates*spoiler (click to show/hide)[close][close][close][close]Still not getting it.how does that even happen, jesus
Mental Instability + Whiskey + hot girl who used to be your neighbor, who you also had a crush on since you figured out that you liked girls + shitty job + previously mentioned girl's wedding pictures = that.
You completed the reassignment process? Hooray Malek!
:'(
I'm more Spic than Guido.I hear--from the INTERNET--they get the chicks. Get your orange spray-on-tan, and let's hit the clubs.
Sounds like she has self-esteem issues. Now is the time to strike.
I'm more Spic than Guido.I hear--from the INTERNET--they get the chicks. Get your orange spray-on-tan, and let's hit the clubs.
I'm more Spic than Guido.I hear--from the INTERNET--they get the chicks. Get your orange spray-on-tan, and let's hit the clubs.
Never stoop that low....never. :wag
I'm more Spic than Guido.I hear--from the INTERNET--they get the chicks. Get your orange spray-on-tan, and let's hit the clubs.
Never stoop that low....never. :wag
Not all of us have the Tauntaun sexual magic. If I don't do something soon, I'll end up like T234, crying with my pants around my ankles watching redneck porn.
I'm pretty sure you guys have never masturbated and cried at the same time.
I'm no longer the most pathetic male on evilbore. It's a title I'm glad to have lost.
You fight it out with T234.
hey :wag
oh what the fuck malekhow long before you go full-guido? I'm a pasty Pole with a bird's nest beard, so I can't do it. But you can!
You fight it out with T234.
hey :wagoh what the fuck malekhow long before you go full-guido? I'm a pasty Pole with a bird's nest beard, so I can't do it. But you can!
that girl is so pretty
why she gotta be getting licked by a douche bag?
But I have even bigger self-esteem issues.
Well, you and everybody else. You just need to master the ability to lie to yourself and believe it. That's all confidence is.
You need to find a pretty girl with horrible acne. They are so easy to pick up and in low-light settings, they look beautiful.If it's brightly lit, I can always take off my glasses.
You know, Malek. If you would actually go to class, she might have known about your love for her black hair.
You know, Malek. If you would actually go to class, she might have known about your love for her black hair.
I don't think that would do anything for her.
I'm a great catch, shut-up.spoiler (click to show/hide)Toxic told me to lie[close]
Malek am have avoidant personality disorder confirmed. The only known treatment is suicide. And CBT. I say go with suicide because CBT makes my hand hurt.
Also, Malek, I have black hair. But my semen is pearly white. Not that you'd notice what with where it would be going.
Maybe if you work really hard at becoming antisocial, you could go schizoid. I'd be oh so very proud of you.
Maybe if you work really hard at becoming antisocial, you could go schizoid. I'd be oh so very proud of you.
Just checked the DSM-IV, and I have none of the symptoms of Antisocial personality disorder.
Looks like you won't be proud of me after all.
Maybe if you work really hard at becoming antisocial, you could go schizoid. I'd be oh so very proud of you.
Just checked the DSM-IV, and I have none of the symptoms of Antisocial personality disorder.
Looks like you won't be proud of me after all.
Malek am have avoidant personality disorder confirmed. The only known treatment is suicide. And CBT. I say go with suicide because CBT makes my hand hurt.
Also, Malek, I have black hair. But my semen is pearly white. Not that you'd notice what with where it would be going.
How do you get a shrink? Do you have to live in Canada?
I said antisocial instead of avoidant, since many behaviors associated with being avoidant can be seen as denotatively antisocial in a non-psychological sense.
Life is hard. In Dutch, we have the expression: "Like is as hard as a child's nipples."
I would never claim you had antisocial personality disorder. You are far too much of a walking soppy vagina for that.
You need to find a pretty girl with horrible acne. They are so easy to pick up and in low-light settings, they look beautiful.
Clinically, antisocial people are folks that don't give a fuck about society or other people and have no problem using people to meet their own ends. Sociopathy/psychopathy are antisocial. Asocial (assuming it's the same as avoidant) would be people that avoid social situations for reasons such as fear of embarassment or anxiety and the like. The confusion is that in a non-clinical setting, people that are asocial/avoidant would be labelled antisocial by Joe Sixpacks and shit.
Clinically, antisocial people are folks that don't give a fuck about society or other people and have no problem using people to meet their own ends. Sociopathy/psychopathy are antisocial. Asocial (assuming it's the same as avoidant) would be people that avoid social situations for reasons such as fear of embarassment or anxiety and the like. The confusion is that in a non-clinical setting, people that are asocial/avoidant would be labelled antisocial by Joe Sixpacks and shit.
Yep.
People misusing antisocial is probably my biggest pet peeve of all time.
Clinically, antisocial people are folks that don't give a fuck about society or other people and have no problem using people to meet their own ends. Sociopathy/psychopathy are antisocial. Asocial (assuming it's the same as avoidant) would be people that avoid social situations for reasons such as fear of embarassment or anxiety and the like. The confusion is that in a non-clinical setting, people that are asocial/avoidant would be labelled antisocial by Joe Sixpacks and shit.
Yep.
People misusing antisocial is probably my biggest pet peeve of all time.
Well, it's not really fair to blame people that haven't taken a psychology course, though. Also, if one of my friends called me "antisocial" because I don't go out all that often, it would be rather pedantic of me to say "I'M NOT ANTISOCIAL I'M AVOIDANT!"
Sorry demi. You are also too much of a soppy vagina to be antisocial. You listen to all that shit emo music.
I can still be emotional while using people for my own purpose.
I can still be emotional while using people for my own purpose.
I'm not sure (distantmantra correct me) but I think being unemotional is part of APD.
You listen to all that shit emo music.
:lol at op.
I have something that might cheer you up. Today my compsci class was about pointers and the prof, who has a heavy German accent pronounced *var as starwars, lol. He also asked someone where the mammary location was.
Well it made my day anyway.
You listen to all that shit emo music.
Really.
Demi. :wtf
hove you talked to this girl yet?
You listen to all that shit emo music.
Really.
Demi. :wtf
Fuck you lookin at Beatles cigarillo. I listen to Metal too. I'm emotionally violent.
You listen to all that shit emo music.
Really.
Demi. :wtf
Fuck you lookin at Beatles cigarillo. I listen to Metal too. I'm emotionally violent.
(http://i40.tinypic.com/f2ko0k.jpg)
hove you talked to this girl yet?
No. Well actually I did during the first week of class. But not since then.
hove you talked to this girl yet?
No. Well actually I did during the first week of class. But not since then.
hove you ever thought that she might hove the same feelings you hove?
:lol :lolhove you talked to this girl yet?
No. Well actually I did during the first week of class. But not since then.
hove you ever thought that she might hove the same feelings you hove?
H to the Izzo? V to the izzay!? I'm lost!!!! :o
How the FUCK did you spell the same word incorrectly TWICE IN ONE FUCKING SENTENCE?
You're just doing it on purpose now.
How the FUCK did you spell the same word incorrectly TWICE IN ONE FUCKING SENTENCE?
You're just doing it on purpose now.
How the FUCK did you spell the same word incorrectly TWICE IN ONE FUCKING SENTENCE?
You're just doing it on purpose now.
ya now I'm just fucking with you.
Well I thought it was funny. And it was 3 times BTW, learn to cunt.
This should not go into the dumpster until you and her get into the fuck dumpster.spoiler (click to show/hide)When all other threads have closed this one shall remain open.[close]
I prefer the term celibate. Thank you.
This should not go into the dumpster until you and her get into the fuck dumpster.spoiler (click to show/hide)When all other threads have closed this one shall remain open.[close]
new rule: virgins are not allowed to mock me about my inability to score.
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new rule: virgins are not allowed to mock me about my inability to score.
HEY! His ass isn't a virgin... does that count? :omg :lol
I prefer the term celibate. Thank you.
That term suggests that it's a choice on your part. :teehee
This should not go into the dumpster until you and her get into the fuck dumpster.spoiler (click to show/hide)When all other threads have closed this one shall remain open.[close]
new rule: virgins are not allowed to mock me about my inability to score.
HEY! His ass isn't a virgin... does that count? :omg :lol
:shh :teehee http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKn91bn4c3Q:teehee :shh
Go to class! How is therapy working out?