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Title: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 20, 2009, 02:12:42 PM
Today, I went in for my bi-monthly class--for an exam, which I aced--and found out that Flannel Girl, the girl of my dreams, straightened her hair and died it black. WHY? What's wrong with light-brown 80s porn star hair?

 :(

edit: typo. Father Mike is a bad influence.

Y he ises.
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Diunx on January 20, 2009, 02:21:02 PM
Dyed it back while she sleeps.
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 20, 2009, 02:22:53 PM
I'll take her.
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 20, 2009, 02:23:14 PM
Dye it back while she sleeps.

I'm pretty sure I'd be breaking several laws. I'd probably be more sure if I actually went to class.

I'll take her.

You want to fight?
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 20, 2009, 02:24:42 PM
:punch
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 20, 2009, 02:28:10 PM
:punch

Look, you keep Veronica--by keep I mean fruitlessly lust after. And I'll keep Flannel girl--by keep I mean fruitlessly lust after, or possibly follow diunx's advice. We'll see, depends on how desperate I get.
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 20, 2009, 02:31:35 PM
fair enough

good luck with the dyeing
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 20, 2009, 02:32:51 PM
I love it when I'm sleep deprived like this; I get so giddy and euphoric.

fair enough

good luck with the dyeing(?)

 :shh
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: T234 on January 20, 2009, 02:36:03 PM
You guys are as bad as I am about fruitlessly lusting over girls you probably ain't ever gonna get.
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 20, 2009, 02:37:49 PM
You guys are as bad as I am about fruitlessly lusting over girls you probably ain't ever gonna get.

yes. and?

It's not as though I can afford a mail-order bride, or, at this point, a fleshlight.  :-\
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 20, 2009, 02:37:55 PM
You guys are as bad as I am about fruitlessly lusting over girls you probably ain't ever gonna get.

only "as bad"?
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 20, 2009, 02:40:13 PM
You guys are as bad as I am about fruitlessly lusting over girls you probably ain't ever gonna get.

only "as bad"?

Your chick is thousands of miles away. It's harmless until you cash in those Air Miles.
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: T234 on January 20, 2009, 02:41:32 PM
I'm pretty sure you guys have never masturbated and cried at the same time.
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 20, 2009, 02:42:23 PM
You guys are as bad as I am about fruitlessly lusting over girls you probably ain't ever gonna get.

only "as bad"?

Your chick is thousands of miles away. It's harmless until you cash in those Air Miles.

I've only been on a plane once this century, and that was from Boston to NY. :-\

and T234: wow
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 20, 2009, 02:44:01 PM
I'm pretty sure you guys have never masturbated and cried at the same time.

I'm no longer the most pathetic male on evilbore. It's a title I'm glad to have lost.
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 20, 2009, 02:44:35 PM
how does that even happen, jesus
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: T234 on January 20, 2009, 02:45:27 PM
That's why I'm only "as bad" as the two of you.
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 20, 2009, 02:46:37 PM
I'm so sorry. :(
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 20, 2009, 02:47:31 PM
how does that even happen, jesus
Maybe by accidentally using super glue instead of lube?

i'll tell veronica hi at gdc for you cajole
SNAP
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 20, 2009, 02:48:14 PM
i'll tell veronica hi at gdc for you cajole

remind her i'm the dude with the gifs
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Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: T234 on January 20, 2009, 02:49:02 PM
how does that even happen, jesus

Mental Instability + Whiskey + hot girl who used to be your neighbor, who you also had a crush on since you figured out that you liked girls + shitty job + previously mentioned girl's wedding pictures = that.
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 20, 2009, 02:49:50 PM

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Well if you cry first, then I can see how that works.

how does that even happen, jesus

Mental Instability + Whiskey + hot girl who used to be your neighbor, who you also had a crush on since you figured out that you liked girls + shitty job + previously mentioned girl's wedding pictures = that.
Still not getting it.
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Mandark on January 20, 2009, 02:50:05 PM
I'm pretty sure you guys have never masturbated and cried at the same time.

I'm no longer the most pathetic male on evilbore. It's a title I'm glad to have lost.

You completed the reassignment process?  Hooray Malek!
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 20, 2009, 02:50:47 PM
how does that even happen, jesus

Mental Instability + Whiskey + hot girl who used to be your neighbor, who you also had a crush on since you figured out that you liked girls + shitty job + previously mentioned girl's wedding pictures = that.

see, i'd just cry
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: T234 on January 20, 2009, 02:51:50 PM

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Well if you cry first, then I can see how that works.

how does that even happen, jesus

Mental Instability + Whiskey + hot girl who used to be your neighbor, who you also had a crush on since you figured out that you liked girls + shitty job + previously mentioned girl's wedding pictures = that.
Still not getting it.

Hey I didn't say it had to make sense, I just said it happened.
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 20, 2009, 02:54:03 PM

You completed the reassignment process?  Hooray Malek!

No wonder Diablos hates you.

 :'(
Title: In keeping with the theme of the thread
Post by: Mandark on January 20, 2009, 02:56:52 PM
:'(

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/MastahCrushed/Emote/emot-jerkbag.gif)
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 20, 2009, 02:57:53 PM
This is why your people were thrown down wells during the Middle Ages!
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: T234 on January 20, 2009, 03:00:00 PM
So a Jew, a Polack, a Spic, and a Hick walk into a bar...

And go home alone. :(
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 20, 2009, 03:00:55 PM
I'm more Spic than Guido. Or was that supposed to be demi?
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 20, 2009, 03:01:52 PM
I'm more Spic than Guido.
I hear--from the INTERNET--they get the chicks. Get your orange spray-on-tan, and let's hit the clubs.
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 20, 2009, 03:11:37 PM
Sounds like she has self-esteem issues. Now is the time to strike.

Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 20, 2009, 03:14:00 PM
Sounds like she has self-esteem issues. Now is the time to strike.



But I have even bigger self-esteem issues. 

edit:you bring up a good point. I was actually first drawn to her after noticing how self-conscious she was giving answers in class.

So cute!
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Tauntaun on January 20, 2009, 03:24:43 PM
I'm more Spic than Guido.
I hear--from the INTERNET--they get the chicks. Get your orange spray-on-tan, and let's hit the clubs.

Never stoop that low....never.  :wag
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 20, 2009, 03:27:04 PM
I'm more Spic than Guido.
I hear--from the INTERNET--they get the chicks. Get your orange spray-on-tan, and let's hit the clubs.

Never stoop that low....never.  :wag

Not all of us have the Tauntaun sexual magic. If I don't do something soon, I'll end up like T234, crying with my pants around my ankles watching redneck porn.
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Tauntaun on January 20, 2009, 03:31:05 PM
I'm more Spic than Guido.
I hear--from the INTERNET--they get the chicks. Get your orange spray-on-tan, and let's hit the clubs.

Never stoop that low....never.  :wag

Not all of us have the Tauntaun sexual magic. If I don't do something soon, I'll end up like T234, crying with my pants around my ankles watching redneck porn.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4RS2Y9Mqp0

vs.

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Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 20, 2009, 03:34:03 PM
 :'( + (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/MastahCrushed/Emote/emot-jerkbag.gif)

vs.

(http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB2015-710984.jpg)
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: fistfulofmetal on January 20, 2009, 03:36:57 PM
I'm pretty sure you guys have never masturbated and cried at the same time.

I'm no longer the most pathetic male on evilbore. It's a title I'm glad to have lost.


hey  :wag
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 20, 2009, 03:38:25 PM
oh what the fuck malek
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 20, 2009, 03:39:27 PM

hey  :wag
You fight it out with T234.

oh what the fuck malek
how long before you go full-guido? I'm a pasty Pole with a bird's nest beard, so I can't do it. But you can!
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 20, 2009, 03:41:04 PM
shaving my chest would take too much effort
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: fistfulofmetal on January 20, 2009, 03:43:44 PM
that girl is so pretty
why she gotta be getting licked by a douche bag?
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Tauntaun on January 20, 2009, 03:48:59 PM

hey  :wag
You fight it out with T234.

oh what the fuck malek
how long before you go full-guido? I'm a pasty Pole with a bird's nest beard, so I can't do it. But you can!

Come to a death metal show with me and pick up the fat goth chick.  Rawr.

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that girl is so pretty
why she gotta be getting licked by a douche bag?

:lol
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 20, 2009, 04:05:18 PM
But I have even bigger self-esteem issues. 

Well, you and everybody else. You just need to master the ability to lie to yourself and believe it. That's all confidence is.


Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 20, 2009, 04:22:58 PM
Well, you and everybody else. You just need to master the ability to lie to yourself and believe it. That's all confidence is.

I really have self-esteem problems.

Please love me, Adam.

See?

Anyway, even with self-esteem problems and a terrible dye-job, she's still out of my league.
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 20, 2009, 04:24:30 PM
You need to find a pretty girl with horrible acne. They are so easy to pick up and in low-light settings, they look beautiful.

Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 20, 2009, 04:26:55 PM
You need to find a pretty girl with horrible acne. They are so easy to pick up and in low-light settings, they look beautiful.


If it's brightly lit, I can always take off my glasses.
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 20, 2009, 04:27:58 PM
You know, Malek. If you would actually go to class, she might have known about your love for her black hair.
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 20, 2009, 04:30:15 PM
You know, Malek. If you would actually go to class, she might have known about your love for her black hair.

I don't think that would do anything for her.
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 20, 2009, 04:30:45 PM
You know, Malek. If you would actually go to class, she might have known about your love for her black hair.

I don't think that would do anything for her.


Yeah, she probably would've dyed it sooner.
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 20, 2009, 04:42:59 PM
I'm a great catch, shut-up.

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Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Reb on January 20, 2009, 04:44:34 PM
Fake it until you make it.
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 20, 2009, 04:52:36 PM
I'm a great catch, shut-up.

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 :(
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Robo on January 20, 2009, 05:07:37 PM
I thought this would be some Onion-esque commentary on the working class and something about stupid hipsters.

And I think it kind of is.
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 20, 2009, 05:11:53 PM
She's not a hipster.

Is she?

 :gloomy

At least she's not a goth.

Right?

This almost makes me want to go back to class tomorrow. Almost.

Not really.
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: TVC15 on January 20, 2009, 05:12:39 PM
Malek am have avoidant personality disorder confirmed.  The only known treatment is suicide.  And CBT.  I say go with suicide because CBT makes my hand hurt.

Also, Malek, I have black hair.  But my semen is pearly white.  Not that you'd notice what with where it would be going.
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 20, 2009, 05:13:48 PM
Malek am have avoidant personality disorder confirmed.  The only known treatment is suicide.  And CBT.  I say go with suicide because CBT makes my hand hurt.

I already confirmed it. My shrink won't, because she hates labels. WTF? Label me.


Also, Malek, I have black hair.  But my semen is pearly white.  Not that you'd notice what with where it would be going.

Down Father Mike's gullet?
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: TVC15 on January 20, 2009, 05:22:40 PM
Maybe if you work really hard at becoming antisocial, you could go schizoid.  I'd be oh so very proud of you.
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 20, 2009, 05:24:50 PM
Maybe if you work really hard at becoming antisocial, you could go schizoid.  I'd be oh so very proud of you.

Just checked the DSM-IV, and I have none of the symptoms of Antisocial personality disorder.

Looks like you won't be proud of me after all.
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 20, 2009, 05:26:27 PM
How do you get a shrink?  Do you have to live in Canada?
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: TVC15 on January 20, 2009, 05:26:36 PM
Maybe if you work really hard at becoming antisocial, you could go schizoid.  I'd be oh so very proud of you.

Just checked the DSM-IV, and I have none of the symptoms of Antisocial personality disorder.

Looks like you won't be proud of me after all.

I'm sorry, bad wording.  I hope your avoidant tendencies become so extreme that it turns into schizoid personality disorder.  I said antisocial instead of avoidant, since many behaviors associated with being avoidant can be seen as denotatively antisocial in a non-psychological sense.
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 20, 2009, 05:27:40 PM
Maybe if you work really hard at becoming antisocial, you could go schizoid.  I'd be oh so very proud of you.

Just checked the DSM-IV, and I have none of the symptoms of Antisocial personality disorder.

Looks like you won't be proud of me after all.

Anti-social =/= asocial.

smh 99.9% of people
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: T234 on January 20, 2009, 05:27:57 PM
Malek am have avoidant personality disorder confirmed.  The only known treatment is suicide.  And CBT.  I say go with suicide because CBT makes my hand hurt.

Also, Malek, I have black hair.  But my semen is pearly white.  Not that you'd notice what with where it would be going.

Mmm, CBT.
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 20, 2009, 05:28:32 PM
How do you get a shrink?  Do you have to live in Canada?

University psychologist. I was complaining about my tuition yesterday, and she told me that the tuition wouldn't cover what it costs to see her in private practice.

Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 20, 2009, 05:38:37 PM
 I said antisocial instead of avoidant, since many behaviors associated with being avoidant can be seen as denotatively antisocial in a non-psychological sense.

From my outward behavior, I'm sure that my classmates, if they care at all, think that I'm anti-social.
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Reb on January 20, 2009, 05:40:32 PM
Life is hard.
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 20, 2009, 05:42:51 PM
Life is hard. In Dutch, we have the expression: "Like is as hard as a child's nipples."

I agree.
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: TVC15 on January 20, 2009, 05:45:15 PM
Well, I'm sorry for the confusion.  I would never claim you had antisocial personality disorder.  You are far too much of a walking soppy vagina for that.
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Reb on January 20, 2009, 05:48:11 PM
Could someone recap the difference between anti-social and asocial?
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 20, 2009, 05:49:14 PM
I would never claim you had antisocial personality disorder.  You are far too much of a walking soppy vagina for that.

 :lol :lol

It's true.
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: TVC15 on January 20, 2009, 05:56:18 PM
Clinically, antisocial people are folks that don't give a fuck about society or other people and have no problem using people to meet their own ends.  Sociopathy/psychopathy are antisocial.  Asocial (assuming it's the same as avoidant) would be people that avoid social situations for reasons such as fear of embarassment or anxiety and the like.  The confusion is that in a non-clinical setting, people that are asocial/avoidant would be labelled antisocial by Joe Sixpacks and shit.
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 20, 2009, 05:57:22 PM
so

CEOs = antisocial
forum denizens = asocial
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Reb on January 20, 2009, 05:58:09 PM
Ah, that a handy distinction to know.
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Reb on January 20, 2009, 05:58:31 PM
What about CFO's?
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 20, 2009, 06:00:33 PM
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You need to find a pretty girl with horrible acne. They are so easy to pick up and in low-light settings, they look beautiful.

co-sign
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 20, 2009, 06:03:10 PM
Clinically, antisocial people are folks that don't give a fuck about society or other people and have no problem using people to meet their own ends.  Sociopathy/psychopathy are antisocial.  Asocial (assuming it's the same as avoidant) would be people that avoid social situations for reasons such as fear of embarassment or anxiety and the like.  The confusion is that in a non-clinical setting, people that are asocial/avoidant would be labelled antisocial by Joe Sixpacks and shit.

Yep.

People misusing antisocial is probably my biggest pet peeve of all time.
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: TVC15 on January 20, 2009, 06:05:48 PM
Clinically, antisocial people are folks that don't give a fuck about society or other people and have no problem using people to meet their own ends.  Sociopathy/psychopathy are antisocial.  Asocial (assuming it's the same as avoidant) would be people that avoid social situations for reasons such as fear of embarassment or anxiety and the like.  The confusion is that in a non-clinical setting, people that are asocial/avoidant would be labelled antisocial by Joe Sixpacks and shit.

Yep.

People misusing antisocial is probably my biggest pet peeve of all time.

Well, it's not really fair to blame people that haven't taken a psychology course, though.  Also, if one of my friends called me "antisocial" because I don't go out all that often, it would be rather pedantic of me to say "I'M NOT ANTISOCIAL I'M AVOIDANT!"
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Reb on January 20, 2009, 06:07:25 PM
Yeah, that would be pretty anti-social.
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: demi on January 20, 2009, 06:07:39 PM
I love using people to my own ends. There's a kind of personal victory involved for each goal I achieve this way.
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 20, 2009, 06:08:12 PM
Clinically, antisocial people are folks that don't give a fuck about society or other people and have no problem using people to meet their own ends.  Sociopathy/psychopathy are antisocial.  Asocial (assuming it's the same as avoidant) would be people that avoid social situations for reasons such as fear of embarassment or anxiety and the like.  The confusion is that in a non-clinical setting, people that are asocial/avoidant would be labelled antisocial by Joe Sixpacks and shit.

Yep.

People misusing antisocial is probably my biggest pet peeve of all time.

Well, it's not really fair to blame people that haven't taken a psychology course, though.  Also, if one of my friends called me "antisocial" because I don't go out all that often, it would be rather pedantic of me to say "I'M NOT ANTISOCIAL I'M AVOIDANT!"

I don't blame them, nor do I correct them (anymore, my wife got me to stop doing that years ago), but it still bugs me.
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: TVC15 on January 20, 2009, 06:08:57 PM
Sorry demi.  You are also too much of a soppy vagina to be antisocial.  You listen to all that shit emo music.
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: demi on January 20, 2009, 06:10:09 PM
I can still be emotional while using people for my own purpose.
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 20, 2009, 06:10:49 PM
 :lol  at op.

I have something that might cheer you up.  Today my compsci class was about pointers and the prof, who has a heavy German accent pronounced *var as starwars, lol.  He also asked someone where the mammary location was. 


Well it made my day anyway. 
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Eric P on January 20, 2009, 06:11:20 PM
Sorry demi.  You are also too much of a soppy vagina to be antisocial.  You listen to all that shit emo music.

attack the attack!

:rock
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: TVC15 on January 20, 2009, 06:12:55 PM
I can still be emotional while using people for my own purpose.

I'm not sure (distantmantra correct me) but I think being unemotional is part of APD.
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 20, 2009, 06:15:52 PM
I can still be emotional while using people for my own purpose.

I'm not sure (distantmantra correct me) but I think being unemotional is part of APD.

My DSM-IV TR is in my office at work, but yes, that's part of APD. You're unaffected by things, almost to the point of being cold and emotionless.
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: demi on January 20, 2009, 06:18:42 PM
That sounds awesome. What's the problem with that?
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: TVC15 on January 20, 2009, 06:20:40 PM
The problem is you can't be like that and listen to Mae.
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: demi on January 20, 2009, 06:21:19 PM
Man that's wack.
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 20, 2009, 06:23:34 PM
 :lol at demi
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 20, 2009, 10:57:18 PM
  You listen to all that shit emo music.

Really.

Demi.  :wtf
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: chronovore on January 21, 2009, 01:02:14 AM
Flannel? She is probably lesbian, or lesbian-until-graduation. You're screwed... or rather, you'll NOT be screwed and that is the problem.

Seriously though, there is no unrequited love as tragic as that of a man fascinated by his local coffeehouse's cute barista. You need to up your game if you want sympathy, Beyonce.
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 21, 2009, 01:05:44 AM
"Flannel Girl" is just a nickname I gave her after she wore flannel once. Well, she may have worn flannel again, how would I know without attending class.
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 21, 2009, 08:37:21 AM
hove you talked to this girl yet?
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: tiesto on January 21, 2009, 09:37:15 AM
:lol  at op.

I have something that might cheer you up.  Today my compsci class was about pointers and the prof, who has a heavy German accent pronounced *var as starwars, lol.  He also asked someone where the mammary location was. 


Well it made my day anyway. 

My Algorithms Analysis prof was a crazy Chinese guy named Xin He who used to call vectors "wectas". He was like the best teacher I've ever had.
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: demi on January 21, 2009, 09:44:35 AM
  You listen to all that shit emo music.

Really.

Demi.  :wtf

Fuck you lookin at Beatles cigarillo. I listen to Metal too. I'm emotionally violent.
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 21, 2009, 03:34:34 PM
hove you talked to this girl yet?

No. Well actually I did during the first week of class. But not since then.
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Eric P on January 21, 2009, 03:38:53 PM
  You listen to all that shit emo music.

Really.

Demi.  :wtf

Fuck you lookin at Beatles cigarillo. I listen to Metal too. I'm emotionally violent.

(http://i40.tinypic.com/f2ko0k.jpg)
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: demi on January 21, 2009, 03:45:51 PM
That could be us, Eric
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: drew on January 21, 2009, 03:47:17 PM
embarrassing midwestern scene rock > asking your parents if they went to woodstock
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: lordmaji on January 21, 2009, 05:19:14 PM
  You listen to all that shit emo music.

Really.

Demi.  :wtf

Fuck you lookin at Beatles cigarillo. I listen to Metal too. I'm emotionally violent.

(http://i40.tinypic.com/f2ko0k.jpg)

Love is a funeral of arts...
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 21, 2009, 05:26:03 PM
hove you talked to this girl yet?

No. Well actually I did during the first week of class. But not since then.

hove you ever thought that she might hove the same feelings you hove?
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: lordmaji on January 21, 2009, 05:29:58 PM
hove you talked to this girl yet?

No. Well actually I did during the first week of class. But not since then.

hove you ever thought that she might hove the same feelings you hove?

H to the Izzo? V to the izzay!? I'm lost!!!!  :o
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: T234 on January 21, 2009, 05:32:01 PM
hove you talked to this girl yet?

No. Well actually I did during the first week of class. But not since then.

hove you ever thought that she might hove the same feelings you hove?

H to the Izzo? V to the izzay!? I'm lost!!!!  :o
:lol :lol
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: TVC15 on January 21, 2009, 05:32:33 PM
How the FUCK did you spell the same word incorrectly TWICE IN ONE FUCKING SENTENCE?

You're just doing it on purpose now.
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 21, 2009, 05:33:00 PM
How the FUCK did you spell the same word incorrectly TWICE IN ONE FUCKING SENTENCE?

You're just doing it on purpose now.

If he's doing it on purpose now, he's been doing it on purpose for at least a year.
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 21, 2009, 05:35:01 PM
How the FUCK did you spell the same word incorrectly TWICE IN ONE FUCKING SENTENCE?

You're just doing it on purpose now.

ya now I'm just fucking with you. 

Well I thought it was funny.  And it was 3 times BTW, learn to count. 
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: TVC15 on January 21, 2009, 05:35:29 PM
Ban Arvie.
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: lordmaji on January 21, 2009, 05:56:23 PM
How the FUCK did you spell the same word incorrectly TWICE IN ONE FUCKING SENTENCE?

You're just doing it on purpose now.

ya now I'm just fucking with you. 

Well I thought it was funny.  And it was 3 times BTW, learn to cunt

What?!?! Jesus man... :P
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 21, 2009, 05:57:39 PM
Baby dumpster this thread.

Thank you.
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 21, 2009, 06:06:56 PM
This should not go into the dumpster until you and her get into the fuck dumpster.

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Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 21, 2009, 06:10:49 PM
This should not go into the dumpster until you and her get into the fuck dumpster.

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new rule: virgins are not allowed to mock me about my inability to score.
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 21, 2009, 06:14:00 PM
I prefer the term celibate.  Thank you.   
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 21, 2009, 06:18:38 PM
I prefer the term celibate.  Thank you.   

That term suggests that it's a choice on your part.  :teehee
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: lordmaji on January 21, 2009, 06:22:00 PM
This should not go into the dumpster until you and her get into the fuck dumpster.

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new rule: virgins are not allowed to mock me about my inability to score.

HEY! His ass isn't a virgin... does that count?  :omg  :lol
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 21, 2009, 06:24:16 PM
This should not go into the dumpster until you and her get into the fuck dumpster.

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new rule: virgins are not allowed to mock me about my inability to score.

HEY! His ass isn't a virgin... does that count?  :omg  :lol

 :shh :teehee http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKn91bn4c3Q:teehee :shh
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 21, 2009, 06:39:42 PM
I prefer the term celibate.  Thank you.   

That term suggests that it's a choice on your part.  :teehee

That's what I like about it. 
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 21, 2009, 06:45:19 PM
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

I just got my moot court assignment. How can I prosecute a fake case when I can't even attend class.

shit bin.
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 21, 2009, 06:49:20 PM
Go to class!  How is therapy working out?
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: lordmaji on January 21, 2009, 06:49:34 PM
This should not go into the dumpster until you and her get into the fuck dumpster.

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new rule: virgins are not allowed to mock me about my inability to score.

HEY! His ass isn't a virgin... does that count?  :omg  :lol

 :shh :teehee http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKn91bn4c3Q:teehee :shh

 :lol :lol most rad
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 21, 2009, 06:51:33 PM
Go to class!  How is therapy working out?

I've slept a total of six hours since Saturday night/Sunday morning.  :-\
You tell me.  :-\

Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 21, 2009, 06:52:08 PM
 :(
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 21, 2009, 06:53:30 PM
Sleep is overrated. Anyway I'm locking this thread.
Title: Re: Flannel Girl Dyed Her Hair Black
Post by: demi on January 21, 2009, 06:54:33 PM
LOSER