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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Flannel Boy on January 21, 2009, 08:03:34 PM

Title: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 21, 2009, 08:03:34 PM
Ray Comfort, from this video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGMuIyBK5P4), has a new site. (http://www.pulltheplugonatheism.com/)



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if I say that I don’t believe that a builder built my house, then I am left with the insanity of believing that nothing built it. It just happened.

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Imagine if I said that my latest book came from nothing. The text fell together in a coherent order, the page numbers fell in numerical order, it bound itself, the cover designed itself, and then out of nowhere the title, You Can Lead an Atheist to Evidence, But You Can’t Make Him Think appeared. There was no author, no printer, and no publisher. What sort of crazy person would you think I was if I said that nothing created the book? Why then would anyone give any credibility to an atheist? So the next time you hear the word “atheist” and the word “intelligent” in the same sentence, you will know better.

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If any species came into existence without a mature female present (with complimentary female components), that one male would have remained alone and in time died. The species could not have survived without a female. Why did hundreds of thousands of animals, fish, reptiles and birds (over millions of years) evolve a female partner (that coincidentally matured at just the right time) with each species?

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God existed before the Scriptures were penned, before creation came into existence, and even if the Bible was proved to be fraudulent, God would still exist.

 :spin
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: demi on January 21, 2009, 08:05:59 PM
OWNED, time for a tag change

Get off my planet BITCH I rule #1
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 21, 2009, 08:06:33 PM
Who builds the builder?

OH GOD

He's the unbuilt builder. The uncaused cause, Silly Billy.
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 21, 2009, 08:07:44 PM
god built god, duh
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 21, 2009, 08:10:00 PM
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a mature female present (with complimentary female components)

complimentary   :-*
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 21, 2009, 08:14:13 PM
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a mature female present (with complimentary female components)

complimentary   :-*

He pulled a Father Mike, and I didn't even notice.  :duh

Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Brehvolution on January 21, 2009, 08:17:16 PM
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Evolution hurts my head so IT's GOD!
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Even if the god I'm referring to was proven fraudulent, there would still be GOD.
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 21, 2009, 08:33:02 PM
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if I say that I don’t believe that a builder built my house, then I am left with the insanity of believing that nothing built it. It just happened.

he has a point. evolution annihilated  :santocry
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 21, 2009, 08:33:16 PM
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a mature female present (with complimentary female components)

complimentary   :-*

He pulled a Father Mike, and I didn't even notice.  :duh


*batman voice
BANANA MAN PRAYS TO ME!


edit:  It is not possible to say BANANA in the batman voice

edit edit:  Now I've made a true edit so I'm removing the fake edit title so everyone will think the first edit was a real edit. 
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 21, 2009, 08:42:46 PM
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if I say that I don’t believe that a builder built my house, then I am left with the insanity of believing that nothing built it. It just happened.

he has a point. evolution annihilated  :santocry

Outside of employing what is clearly a false analogy--comparing a house, a human artifact, with the universe--and shielding God from the argument, then yes, he has a good point.
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 21, 2009, 08:47:19 PM
I saw Ben Stein's Expelled, Malek.  I know what you are, Nazi.  I know critical thinking and reason may seem reasonable, but think of the Jews. 
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 21, 2009, 08:51:44 PM
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if I say that I don’t believe that a builder built my house, then I am left with the insanity of believing that nothing built it. It just happened.

he has a point. evolution annihilated  :santocry

Outside of employing what is clearly a false analogy--comparing a house, a human artifact, with the universe--and shielding God from the argument, then yes, he has a good point.

I just wanted an honest answer so I can get it straight: a house is a physical, human artifact created by a physical human being - who has a creator according to creationists. The universe is a physical artifact created by a spiritual higher power - who has no creator. Therefore both things aren't analogous right?
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 21, 2009, 08:52:48 PM
you can observe man building a house. can you observe god making a rock?

you can also observe a snail making a shell. since intelligence is not a prerequisite for creation, is god as stupid as a snail?
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 21, 2009, 08:53:56 PM
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if I say that I don’t believe that a builder built my house, then I am left with the insanity of believing that nothing built it. It just happened.

he has a point. evolution annihilated  :santocry

Outside of employing what is clearly a false analogy--comparing a house, a human artifact, with the universe--and shielding God from the argument, then yes, he has a good point.

I just wanted an honest answer so I can get it straight: a house is a physical, human artifact created by a physical human being - who has a creator according to creationists. The universe is a physical artifact created by a spiritual higher power - who has no creator. Therefore both things aren't analogous right?

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/artifact

Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 21, 2009, 08:55:38 PM
huh?  when has God ever made a shell?
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 21, 2009, 08:56:56 PM
being corrected by Father Mike= :'(
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 21, 2009, 08:58:23 PM
An artifact, by definition, is an object made by humans for a specific purpose. We know houses are made by humans, or the very least Eastern Europeans, Italians, and Mexicans. We know for a fact that they are artifacts. You can't, without any analogous experience, call the universe an artifact. Natural objects--such as planets, trees, and mammals--come into existence through natural processes, natural processes which don't require a designer of any kind who has a preconceived purpose for those objects.

edit: nevermind
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 21, 2009, 09:01:09 PM
HA HA! BANANA MAN AND PD BOW TO ME!
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 21, 2009, 09:02:28 PM
Just wanted to clear that up and fully understand the argument

I'm not a creationist, was just curious in the discussion
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 21, 2009, 09:04:28 PM
Just wanted to clear that up and fully understand the argument

I'm not a creationist, was just curious in the discussion

At least the banana argument was original. Ray Comfort is simply using the old Watchmaker argument without addressing its obvious deficiencies.
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 21, 2009, 09:06:07 PM
I'm just weeping right now for all those species that evolved a male but not a female.

I bet they all cried when they masturbated too.
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 21, 2009, 09:08:38 PM
I'm just weeping right now for all those species that evolved a male but not a female.

I bet they all cried when they masturbated too.

The Bible is so ingrained in his mind that he believes species evolve from a single male member, like Adam in the Creation Story.
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Robo on January 21, 2009, 09:10:34 PM
We know houses are made by humans, or the very least Eastern Europeans, Italians, and Mexicans.

 :lol
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 21, 2009, 09:13:00 PM
I'm just weeping right now for all those species that evolved a male but not a female.

I bet they all cried when they masturbated too.

The Bible is so ingrained in his mind that he believes species evolve from a single male member, like Adam in the Creation Story.

That would be Adam of 'Adam and Eve' fame then?
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 21, 2009, 09:14:01 PM
When you notice the repeating patterns in the world and the universe, I don't think there is any doubt there is a creator. It's just nothing we could possibly comprehend or even label correctly. Our lives are so short and hurried, it seems like a waste of time to even argue or pontificate.
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 21, 2009, 09:17:42 PM
When you notice the repeating patterns in the world and the universe, I don't think there is any doubt there is a creator. It's just nothing we could possibly comprehend or even label correctly. Our lives are so short and hurried

I don't even know what to make of that.

it seems like a waste of time to even argue or pontificate.

Most of this forum spends countless hours playing videos games or talking about video games, so please no lectures about wasting time discussing unimportant topics.
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 21, 2009, 09:18:18 PM
When you notice the repeating patterns in the world and the universe, I don't think there is any doubt there is a creator. It's just nothing we could possibly comprehend or even label correctly. Our lives are so short and hurried, it seems like a waste of time to even argue or pontificate.

Yeah, why waste time pondering things like free will and the existence of an afterlife when we have important things to do like post on EB.
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 21, 2009, 09:29:58 PM
When you notice the repeating patterns in the world and the universe, I don't think there is any doubt there is a creator.

 :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 21, 2009, 09:39:18 PM
It's cool guys. When I was your age I was the angry little atheist that had to convince everyone that Santa Claus doesn't exist .. but then as I aged more, I reflected at what a waste of time it is and that what you think is a universe of massive chaos is actually nothing but absolute order. Replicated patterns and routines repeating endlessly. You just have to pull back the "camera" far enough to see.

Here's a cool TED talk I saw a few months ago ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v= c64Aia4XE1Y


When you notice the repeating patterns in the world and the universe, I don't think there is any doubt there is a creator. It's just nothing we could possibly comprehend or even label correctly. Our lives are so short and hurried, it seems like a waste of time to even argue or pontificate.

Yeah, why waste time pondering things like free will and the existence of an afterlife when we have important things to do like post on EB.

There is no afterlife. It's just a construct of the frontal lobes.


Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 21, 2009, 09:53:38 PM
It's cool guys. When I was your age I was the angry little atheist that had to convince everyone that Santa Claus doesn't exist .. but then as I aged more, I reflected at what a waste of time it is and that what you think is a universe of massive chaos is actually nothing but absolute order. Replicated patterns and routines repeating endlessly. You just have to pull back the "camera" far enough to see.


How much older do I have to be before I can dismiss other people's views simply because those views have been articulated by people younger than I am? And let's ignore all the old atheists!

Your thought process seems to be similar to people who have, from the very earliest recorded periods, been amazed with life on Earth, both the chaos and order on the planet, and said to each other "shit there must be a creator." You're simply going beyond the Earth, and doing the same thing with the universe as a whole.
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 21, 2009, 09:57:38 PM
(http://www.bittbox.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/using_patterns_0.png)

Proof of God. 

Well at least it beats Descartes arguments. 

Scroll up and down over the picture and watch the spirals move.  A phenomenon truly worthy of a sacrifice of half this seasons corn. 
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Eric P on January 21, 2009, 10:04:20 PM
no hotlinking allowed
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 21, 2009, 10:06:33 PM
Having trouble reconciling these two viewpoints:

'Life is too short to ponder these things.'

AND

'I know more about them than you do because I'm older'

(which you're not, I'm 37 ffs. newb)
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 21, 2009, 10:07:14 PM
:bow :bow old man cormac :bow2 :bow2
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 21, 2009, 10:08:10 PM
no hotlinking allowed

 :(

http://www.bittbox.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/using_patterns_0.png

now you can't scroll over it.   :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 21, 2009, 10:08:31 PM
If there's a god, why are the Mavs getting blown out by the Bucks.  :'(
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 21, 2009, 10:09:30 PM
If there's a god, why are the Mavs getting blown out by the Bucks.  :'(

Because God, being infinitely intelligent, doesn't give a fuck about sports. 
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 21, 2009, 10:15:33 PM
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How much older do I have to be before I can dismiss other people's views

You seem to be old enough as you have already done it a few times in this (and other) threads.

I'm not telling you how to think. I was just explaining my journey and how I perceive the world around me.


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Your thought process seems to be similar to people who have, from the very earliest recorded periods

You pretend like atheism is a recent construct of the human mind.


Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 21, 2009, 10:18:26 PM
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Your thought process seems to be similar to people who have, from the very earliest recorded periods

You pretend like atheism is a recent construct of the human mind.

I think you missed the point. 
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 21, 2009, 10:20:39 PM
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How much older do I have to be before I can dismiss other people's views

You seem to be old enough as you have already done it a few times in this (and other) threads.


Nice job editing out an important modifying clause. There's nothing wrong with being dismissive, but you were being dismissive because I was younger: "When I was your age I was the angry little atheist." This suggests that atheism is a rebellious phase of ignorant youth, one that will be overcome with age.



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Your thought process seems to be similar to people who have, from the very earliest recorded periods

You pretend like atheism is a recent construct of the human mind.


I'm not sure what you're driving at. I was only trying to say that your non sequitur, deriving god from complexity and order in the world, is not a new argument, but just as flawed.
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 21, 2009, 10:35:23 PM
Is it more logical to assume that:

1) complex things evolved or otherwise emerged from simple things OR;

2) complex things were created by a more complex being?

Everything I know about science points to 1) being the more likely explanation. See chaos theory, for one.
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Brehvolution on January 21, 2009, 10:37:12 PM
why does there have to be a creator?

and why is god exempt from this?

I know it's the same old same old retort, but the logic behind this is baffling:

I do not understand how the universe could have just came into existence as something this complex must have been created.
Yet God is eternal and exists outside of time.... err... okay.

No one understands god, so why is he given the pass? He's surely more complex than the universe and everything that he apparently created so why is the same questioning not applied? why do the same people who jump on the watchmaker theory give the creator a free ride as to the means of his inception?

 

Easy money. Once people found that others had fallen for their tales, they simply cashed in. It's the human way.
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 21, 2009, 10:38:51 PM
Nice job editing out an important modifying clause. There's nothing wrong with being dismissive, but you were being dismissive because I was younger: "When I was your age I was the angry little atheist." This suggests that atheism is a rebellious phase of ignorant youth, one that will be overcome with age.

My comment about age was not directed at you specifically. But atheists in general. Atheism is a natural progression in everyone's spiritual lives. Where you go from there (and how long it takes) is all dependent on your life experiences.
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Your thought process seems to be similar to people who have, from the very earliest recorded periods

You pretend like atheism is a recent construct of the human mind.

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I'm not sure what you're driving at. I was only trying to say that your non sequitur, deriving god from complexity and order in the world, is not a new argument, but just as flawed.

I don't think I ever claimed to be breaking new ground in my thoughts. It's an old idea because it's all around you and always has been.
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 21, 2009, 10:42:15 PM
Nice job editing out an important modifying clause. There's nothing wrong with being dismissive, but you were being dismissive because I was younger: "When I was your age I was the angry little atheist." This suggests that atheism is a rebellious phase of ignorant youth, one that will be overcome with age.

Atheism is a natural progression in everyone's spiritual lives.

what is your grounds for this claim other than your personal experience? 
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 21, 2009, 10:45:21 PM

My comment about age was not directed at you specifically. But atheists in general. Atheism is a natural progression in everyone's spiritual lives.


I think you're describing your particular development, not necessarily one that is natural. Most people have never been atheists, or even agnostics. And for some, atheism is an end point.


I don't think I ever claimed to be breaking new ground in my thoughts. It's an old idea because it's all around you and always has been.


It's an old idea because it's natural to look at the simple inventions that we have created, beginning with sharp sticks, and then to look at the world, which makes our creations pale in comparison, and imagine that it must also have ultimately been created by someone like us, only much greater.

edit: horrible, horrible prose. I need sleep.
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 21, 2009, 10:49:49 PM
I don't know why this thread is even still open. We already established that I'm the oldest, so I'm right and he's wrong.

???
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 21, 2009, 10:53:33 PM
When you consider that 1/5 atheists are 29 and younger and the majority of the older atheists consider themselves "lifelong" atheists. It's more common to find a "born again" Christian and not a "born again" atheist as you grow older.

It's not to demean someone for believing what you believe. All of us form our most important ideals/values at this time. It's just part of the human experience.


Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 21, 2009, 10:55:05 PM
Owned by an entirely theoretical entity!

I feel worse than ferrariman.
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 21, 2009, 10:57:57 PM
When you consider that 1/5 atheists are 29 and younger and the majority of the older atheists consider themselves "lifelong" atheists. It's more common to find a "born again" Christian and not a "born again" atheist as you grow older.

It's not to demean someone for believing what you believe. All of us form our most important ideals/values at this time. It's just part of the human experience.




This is, of course, a generational thing, not an age thing. Being an open atheist is no no longer taboo in most Western countries. This shift has affected the younger generation because adults, especially those past their 20s, rarely change their minds about politics or religion.

edit: A longitudinal study would need to be conducted to see whether the differences were the result of cultural differences across generations.

edit2: I'm sure they've been done, by Pew or a similar group, but I'm way to sleepy to look.
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Brehvolution on January 21, 2009, 11:03:22 PM
Shit, even in Obama's speech, he said America was a nation of Christians, muslims, and non believers.
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 21, 2009, 11:06:42 PM
Shit, even in Obama's speech, he said America was a nation of Christians, muslims, and non believers.

did he really?  cool
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 21, 2009, 11:18:40 PM
It's an old idea because it's natural to look at the simple inventions that we have created, beginning with sharp sticks, and then to look at the world, which makes our creations pale in comparison, and imagine that it must also have ultimately been created by someone like us, only much greater.
edit: horrible, horrible prose. I need sleep.

I don't really prescribe to that at all.  In fact, as we begin to learn more and in turn, create more (at both the micro and macro level) we will begin to have a far greater sense of awe for what has set forth all this into motion. We are still stuck in the trees unable to pull back and see the forest.

I truly feel that once we begin to explore other planets, we will find that "life" (at the micro level) is teeming throughout the solar system. If it behaves and functions much in the same way as it does here on earth, it of course, will decimate the ideas of man-made religion .. but will only accentuate  the idea of a grand designer.
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 21, 2009, 11:22:28 PM
In fact, as we begin to learn more and in turn, create more (at both the micro and macro level) we will begin to have a far greater sense of awe for what has set forth all this into motion.
Speak it, prophet

it of course, will decimate the ideas of man-made religion .. but will only accentuate  the idea of a grand designer.

How's that?
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Bocsius on January 21, 2009, 11:36:36 PM
I wonder for how many athiests who say "there is no God" really mean "I don't want there to be a God." Meaning that for every religion out there, there are rules to follow and there's accountability. People say "I don't want to do this, this, this, or that, and I want to be a good person for sure but I want to do it my own way, why do I have to live like such and such and follow your rules? Because of God?" And, sure enough, God gets kicked to the curb in favor of being able to do whatever.

Then, of course, there's the Ted Turner brand of athiest. "Why would God allow something like this happen? God wouldn't allow something like this to happen. And yet it did. Since it happened, and God would not allow it, there must be no God."

Many on this board are athiests and quite a few are militant about it. I just don't see how one could be so dismissive. Being so seems to call for quite a bit of faith.
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: bork on January 21, 2009, 11:39:04 PM
Is it more logical to assume that:

1) complex things evolved or otherwise emerged from simple things OR;

2) complex things were created by a more complex being?

Everything I know about science points to 1) being the more likely explanation. See chaos theory, for one.

Hey, 2) could be right.  Some alien or aliens that people like to call "god" had some fun terraforming and putting life on some mudball in a shitty galaxy.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Those aliens also believe in 1) and the big bang theory.
[close]
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 21, 2009, 11:41:04 PM
I wonder for how many athiests who say "there is no God" really mean "I don't want there to be a God." Meaning that for every religion out there, there are rules to follow and there's accountability. People say "I don't want to do this, this, this, or that, and I want to be a good person for sure but I want to do it my own way, why do I have to live like such and such and follow your rules? Because of God?" And, sure enough, God gets kicked to the curb in favor of being able to do whatever.

Then, of course, there's the Ted Turner brand of athiest. "Why would God allow something like this happen? God wouldn't allow something like this to happen. And yet it did. Since it happened, and God would not allow it, there must be no God."

Many on this board are athiests and quite a few are militant about it. I just don't see how one could be so dismissive. Being so seems to call for quite a bit of faith.

wat

WAT
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 21, 2009, 11:44:29 PM
like majority of religious people fallow the rules.  no if I wanted freedom I'd be religious; that way I could do what ever I want and always have some verse that supports me. 
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 21, 2009, 11:46:05 PM
sigh
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 21, 2009, 11:56:04 PM
Wookies don't live on Endor, ewoks do. Wookies live on Kashyyk.

Everyone, feel free to disregard anything said by the XFE from this point onwards. I think we can also safely retroactively dismiss his comment about God 'owning' me also.
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Bocsius on January 22, 2009, 12:03:11 AM
Kashyyyk has three Ys. Clearly you have been disqualified, as well.

On the topic of DC's marriage counselor, he had a misguided view of things, I do believe. (I know, I know, "all religious people are misguided." Play along for a moment.) On one hand, the Bible does say that sickness and death are a result of sin. However, a person's sinful actions are not the reason that person may later become sick. The sin that caused sickness, Biblically speaking, is the original sin. It was that sin that brought death into the world and as a result, yes, cancer is a result of sin. However it's not a direct result of present sin.

I will say that apparently in old testament times, there were those who believed and taught that your present situation was dictated by how Godly you were. Your health, your wealth, etc., was an indication of the level of sin in your life. This was rejected in the new testament, though. "Blessed are the meek," etc.
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 22, 2009, 12:05:02 AM
Santa? Do I have to be older than him as well to win this thing?
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 22, 2009, 12:11:04 AM
Kashyyyk has three Ys. Clearly you have been disqualified, as well.

On the topic of DC's marriage counselor, he had a misguided view of things, I do believe. (I know, I know, "all religious people are misguided." Play along for a moment.) On one hand, the Bible does say that sickness and death are a result of sin. However, a person's sinful actions are not the reason that person may later become sick. The sin that caused sickness, Biblically speaking, is the original sin. It was that sin that brought death into the world and as a result, yes, cancer is a result of sin. However it's not a direct result of present sin.

I will say that apparently in old testament times, there were those who believed and taught that your present situation was dictated by how Godly you were. Your health, your wealth, etc., was an indication of the level of sin in your life. This was rejected in the new testament, though. "Blessed are the meek," etc.

Original sin is a bad joke. If Adam and Eve hadn't screwed, we wouldn't be burdened with original sin. Also, we wouldn't exist at all.

Personally, I'm over it. Don't feel bad in the least.
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Bocsius on January 22, 2009, 12:23:28 AM
see... my science books have a pretty good explaination of cancer. Complete with evidence.

And the theologian would say that absent the flaw in perfection that was introduced with the original sin, the biological processes that ultimately lead to cancer would not occur.

But I, for one, celebrate and welcome science and do not believe that scientific knowledge and belief in a higher power are mutually exclusive points of view. I think creation and evolution can certainly coexist. It's like what what's-his-face said in the movie Contact "I'm bound by a different covenant than [what's her name], but our goals are the same: the search for truth."
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 22, 2009, 12:28:08 AM
see... my science books have a pretty good explaination of cancer. Complete with evidence.

And the theologian would say that absent the flaw in perfection that was introduced with the original sin, the biological processes that ultimately lead to cancer would not occur.

But I, for one, celebrate and welcome science and do not believe that scientific knowledge and belief in a higher power are mutually exclusive points of view. I think creation and evolution can certainly coexist. It's like what what's-his-face said in the movie Contact "I'm bound by a different covenant than [what's her name], but our goals are the same: the search for truth."

It's still a crock of shit. Give a man a cock, a naked woman and unlimited leisure...what the fuck else is supposed to happen. I don't want any part of a theology which attributes sin to untold generations of otherwise-innocent folks for this eminently laudable act (both because fucking is cool, and without it we wouldn't be here [assuming all that balls in the bible is true, which it isn't]).
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Bocsius on January 22, 2009, 12:34:14 AM
???

The original sin wasn't sex, unless I'm missing part of your point. Original sin was disobedience, in this case eating from a forbidden tree. The fruit wasn't the point, though, it was that man would disobey God. This was a flaw in man that would be passed down to future generations, much like any other trait.
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 22, 2009, 12:34:30 AM
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It's still a crock of shit. Give a man a cock, a naked woman and unlimited leisure...what the fuck else is supposed to happen.

both the man and woman die and human life dies out.

Was God just winging it?? certainly sounds like he didn't think things through.


You question the doctrine of omniscience?! To the firepits with you!
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 22, 2009, 12:37:42 AM
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I wonder for how many athiests who say "there is no God" really mean "I don't want there to be a God." Meaning that for every religion out there, there are rules to follow and there's accountability. People say "I don't want to do this, this, this, or that, and I want to be a good person for sure but I want to do it my own way, why do I have to live like such and such and follow your rules? Because of God?" And, sure enough, God gets kicked to the curb in favor of being able to do whatever.

they were supposed to have sex, that's why god made eve in the first place.  the sin was eating the apple.  douglas adams has a fun take on this though.

bocsius's got me.  i am an atheist as an excuse to shirk my duties (http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=numbers%2031:13-18,32-35&version=9;)

edit: missed bocsius's last post somehow, but oh well
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 22, 2009, 12:40:01 AM
Quote from: Douglas Adams - The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
"I always thought that about the Garden of Eden story," said Ford.

"Eh?"

"Garden of Eden. Tree. Apple. That bit, remember?"

"Yes of course I do."

"Your God person puts an apple tree in the middle of a garden and says do what you like guys, oh, but don't eat the apple. Surprise surprise, they eat it and he leaps out from behind a bush shouting 'Gotcha'. It wouldn't have made any difference if they hadn't eaten it."

"Why not?"

"Because if you're dealing with somebody who has the sort of mentality which likes leaving hats on the pavement with bricks under them you know perfectly well they won't give up. They'll get you in the end."
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 22, 2009, 12:42:57 AM
???

The original sin wasn't sex, unless I'm missing part of your point. Original sin was disobedience, in this case eating from a forbidden tree. The fruit wasn't the point, though, it was that man would disobey God. This was a flaw in man that would be passed down to future generations, much like any other trait.

The distinction between 'original sin' and Adam's sin in eating the fruit that kicked off the process is that original sin is passed down to us from them via the simple process of reproduction, without anyone other than Adam having done anything to deserve it. He was denied any avenue of expiating this sin before he reproduced. As you say, all of us supposedly pass it on to our children as well. It's an absurd invention that serves to shackle even the most righteous with a mortal sin, and keeps us in spirtual hock to the church forever.  

Although it is my understanding that this was all negated by Jesus' resurrection. It's still just a horrible horrible concept - unforgivable really. Literally, you have to be forgiven just for existing...otherwise, it's damnation for you!
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 22, 2009, 12:57:46 AM
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It's an absurd invention that serves to shackle even the most righteous with a mortal sin, and keeps us in spirtual hock to the church forever. 


God the blackmailer, the invisible stick to end all invisible sticks.


This is why you should be reading Lucifer like I told you. I know it has words but there are pictures as well, honest.
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Tristam on January 22, 2009, 01:13:58 AM
I was never convinced by the argument that the universe is simply too majestic, too sophisticated, too perfect, too intricate, and too orderly to validate God's existence. "You want your God to take responsibility for the huge number of collapsing stars and imploding galaxies and failed solar systems that have left us in this tiny corner of the one planet in this petty solar system that can support life some of the time on some of its surface, and you want to take your creator who has filled this Earth with species since life began, 99% of which are now extinct already -- this is some design, isn't it?"
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 22, 2009, 01:22:05 AM
I was never convinced by the argument that the universe is simply too majestic, too sophisticated, too perfect, too intricate, and too orderly to validate God's existence. "You want your God to take responsibility for the huge number of collapsing stars and imploding galaxies and failed solar systems that have left us in this tiny corner of the one planet in this petty solar system that can support life some of the time on some of its surface, and you want to take your creator who has filled this Earth with species since life began, 99% of which are now extinct already -- this is some design, isn't it?"

Well, at least it's roomy.
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 22, 2009, 01:33:59 AM
it's not that it's too majestic, it's rather that we're too crippled and limited

and our capacity for silly awe isn't helping
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 22, 2009, 01:42:30 AM
WEEELLL HOOLEEE SHEEET I JUST SAW A COMPU-TAR SHOW ME A FELLER AND A LADY IN THEY FULL GETUP AND MADE O' GLASS AND LIGHT

HYUCK

GOD SHORE DOES WORK IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS, EH

WASSAT WOMAN, YOU DOUBT ME

C'MERE AND AH'LL GET THAT OTHER EYE TO A BLACKIN'
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: drohne on January 22, 2009, 01:48:54 AM
(http://xs135.xs.to/xs135/09044/n537.gif)

WHERE IS YOUR ABSENCE OF A GOD NOW
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Oblivion on January 22, 2009, 01:54:47 AM
maybe the bible just has it wrong , it wasn't a "Tree of knowledge"

it was a "Flask of plutonium"

and Sin WAS Cancer.

God : "Guys, DON'T eat from the Flask of plutonium!"

eve : oooo... that looks fun, lets eat!
Adam : nom nom ... i feel sick. My hair is falling out.

God : You mongs, get out of the garden! You are contaminating all my other creations!

There you go, everything explained :

Defiance aspect - check, adam and eve
love for mankind - check, god didn't want Adam to get irradiated
sin is cancer - check, we still have it
why animals die and also get cancer - check, proximity to toxic adam (!)
toxic adam username - check



:rofl :rofl

:bow XFE :bow2 A TRUE deity.
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: TVC15 on January 22, 2009, 02:01:42 AM
XFE, your theory fails to explain genes and combinations of genes that cause people to get cancer.  Or did god put them in us past the first generation via evilution?  Oh wait, he couldn't have done that.
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on January 22, 2009, 05:13:11 AM
In my case, the more I learned about how things worked the less I could attribute to a god, until there was nothing left to "believe in".  I think alot of irrationality unfortuneatly is rooted in the basic logic processes of the mind. All major civilizations had religions, I can't think of a minor one that didn't.  When you know you were born and will die I believe people mistakenly project it onto the outside world. Which is ridiculous. 

The way I see it "I" isn't really one thing, its the sum of all the matter that my body and the environment have exchanged over the years.  When "I" die all of the energy and mass is accounted for and is redistributed.  I'm pretty sure time itself isn't a tangible dimension, it doesn't exist. 

There was an infinite amount of events  going on before the big bang, and its not hard to comprehend when you realise nothing really starts or ends, every moment can best be described as a constant "transference" of energy and matter resulting from causation stretching both ways through "time" . This is all junior high shit but sometimes I like to ramble.
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Brehvolution on January 22, 2009, 09:14:26 AM
Can we set up EB as some sort of religious entity? What would the tithe rate be?

Can I get a nemA?
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: patrickula on January 22, 2009, 10:25:26 AM
I think it comes down to the vanity of man.

We need to see a being who created us in his image and created this planet and the universe just for us (never mind that the planet and our bodies are flawed creations).  Because we design things, everything must be designed.  Because we desire justice, there must be divine justice.  Because we don't want to live a finite existence, we believe in an afterlife.

Bocsius stated earlier that atheists WANT to not believe in god... this might be true for some, but personally I'd love to believe again, if what I believed was truth.  Death being a gateway to unending paradise, and all you have to do is believe in some guy or follow some rules?  If that didn't sound like an awesome deal, people wouldn't be so willing to sign up for it.  This only concerns the beliefs of some religions, though they're the ones getting more popular, and the old testament is being discussed here.

I won't say that there's 100% certainty of no god/creator, and I won't say there must be (and certainly wouldn't be specific).  I'm not going to pretend to know more than I can.
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 22, 2009, 10:56:05 AM
That was an awesome 12 hours of sleep, clearly a sign that god exists and loves me afterall.

Since there are so many non-believers on this forum, I'm going to have to fake belief. My options are intellectual Catholic or Deist. The former requires too much reading, and I have enough on my plate. Deism, on the other hand, requires no reading and no real belief: you just have to believe that an entity called God exists or existed and he did some things. Maye he's still doing stuff, but who knows?

Deism it is.
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Eric P on January 22, 2009, 11:01:09 AM
yes but intellectual catholocism lets you read about the insane cosmology created by the early church to legitimize the faith in the eyes of the polytheists

Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 22, 2009, 11:05:21 AM
yes but intellectual catholocism lets you read about the insane cosmology created by the early church to legitimize the faith in the eyes of the polytheists



With shitty law school, I have no time (and even less desire) to read.

Now that I no longer like reading, maybe I should think about becoming a Baptist.
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Eric P on January 22, 2009, 11:08:52 AM
did you know that bible is greek for book?
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 22, 2009, 12:48:09 PM
Malek, welcome to the club. :bow 

Now you have the freedom to piss off both sides.
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 22, 2009, 12:49:34 PM
Malek, welcome to the club. :bow 

Now you have the freedom to piss off both sides.

Yeah, this is a great advantage of being a deist: one can still make fun of religious people.

edit: bloody hell
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: brawndolicious on January 22, 2009, 06:14:02 PM
Malek, welcome to the club. :bow 

Now you have the freedom to piss off both sides.

Yeah, this is a great advantage of being a deist: one can still make fun of religions people.
but you can't make too much fun of them.

and then obviously you're going to need some beliefs to support your belief in a deity so then you become at least somewhat religious.  so that's sort of like being bi and then getting neutered and spayed.
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: bachikarn on January 23, 2009, 09:13:56 AM
The origin of the universe blows my mind - regardless if there was a God or not. How does something come from nothing? This goes against everything we believe in (conservation of mass/energy).
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: Barry Egan on January 23, 2009, 09:26:39 AM
The origin of the universe blows my mind - regardless if there was a God or not. How does something come from nothing? This goes against everything we believe in (conservation of mass/energy).

Time to read some Heidegger.
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: WrikaWrek on January 23, 2009, 10:23:02 AM
His reasoning is the reason why most sane people think these kind of religious distinguished mentally-challenged fellows are distinguished mentally-challenged fellows.
Title: Re: Atheists owned by the Banana Man
Post by: demi on January 23, 2009, 03:22:18 PM


Give a man a cock, a naked woman and unlimited leisure...what the fuck else is supposed to happen.

Make the woman cook while the man jerks off. God invented Marriage!