A few minutes ago, as I was trying to escape the cold windy weather and get back to my apartment, two large Australian men stopped me and asked if I knew who they were. Since they were both in suits and parkas standing outside an LDS church wearing name tags that said missionary, I had a pretty good idea. I quickly told them I wasn't interested--fuck, didn't they watch the Super Bowl--and began to walk away. But one of the the great grandsons of an Irish convict angrily asked me why I wasn't interested. I paused, bewildered by such jackassery, then said, "it's summertime in Australia and you're doing missionary work in Winnipeg--in the winter! Clearly, there's no god."
Why am I surrounded by a dozen churches within three blocks of my apartment?
back when I was living with my old roomate I always faked that I was WILD HOMO for them.
another (pretty hot lady) friend of mine used to strip totally naked when they showed up at the door
Is Winnipeg some hidden hotbed of Mormon activity*?Those aren't all LDS churches near my home: they're also Lutheran, United, Baptist, Mennonite, and Catholic.
*spoiler (click to show/hide):tauntaun[close]
Fuckin' Australians. You should have beat them with their own cattle whips.