THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on February 05, 2009, 04:58:17 AM
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Recap:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g5KyQvoTHQ
As for the new chapter in Shalitsaga, the AV Clug said it better than I could: Gene Shalit thinks Taken is a documentary.
Video and article at the link:
http://www.avclub.com/articles/gene-shalit-thinks-taken-is-a-documentary,23399/
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Shalit strikes me as this weird anachronism, who should have been doing guest spots on Match Game and the original Hollywood Squares. I know he's been around a while, but still.
...wait, check that. He's almost 83, which is crazy. He's older than Charles Nelson Reilly, and that guy's dead.
...double-reverse undo check that. Wikipedia says he's almost 77, which is still damn old, but younger than the imdb number. Which unreliable web source do I believe?
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Taken was pretty awesome (especially considering the PG-13 rating). Neeson must've punched at least 15 guys in the throat. Good times.
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yeah, it's even more awesome when not cut down by the fucking losers at Fox
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"Cheer the undead army's affirmative action!"
:lol
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"Frighting. That's hard to watch at all."
Are they talking about the movie, or Gene Shalit's mustache?
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Gene Shalit is a national treasure.
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Gene Shalit is a national treasure.
They should give him his own nightly show on one of the 24 hour cable networks. I bet if you put a camera n him for an hour, he'd come up with the most entertaining shit ever. And if he ever got boring, the camera could just zoom in on his mustache for 20 minutes or so..
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TVC, I think you've given me the material I need for my first blog post.
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Gene Shalit is a national treasure.
They should give him his own nightly show on one of the 24 hour cable networks. I bet if you put a camera n him for an hour, he'd come up with the most entertaining shit ever. And if he ever got boring, the camera could just zoom in on his mustache for 20 minutes or so..
This is such an amazing idea. I'd be especially keen to having him talk us through the creation of his artistic set designs, Bob Ross style.
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Also, if he dies, he can easily be replaced with a muppet lookalike and nobody would notice.
Bizzare fro and mustache aside, he really doesn't look bad for 82.
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can anyone confirmed Mummy 3>Indy 4? I like the first Mummy, second was meh. Doesn't seem hard to be better than Indy 4
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can anyone confirmed Mummy 3>Indy 4? I like the first Mummy, second was meh. Doesn't seem hard to be better than Indy 4
I think Prole saw both. I'll try to get his opinion.
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in that youtube still, he looks like he's stalking a deer in the forest, preparing to pounce and feast
or about to whip out some ballstomp on a drunk talking shit at a bar - he would call that devastating martial arts maneuver "Simple Chronic Shalitosis"
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I think that's actually a good look for someone his age.
Giant fro + giant mustache + giant glasses = less area of uncovered oldman skin + very distracting visuals.
I know how I'm dressing in 40 years.
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in that youtube still, he looks like he's stalking a deer in the forest, preparing to pounce and feast
or about to whip out some ballstomp on a drunk talking shit at a bar - he would call that devastating martial arts maneuver "Simple Chronic Shalitosis"
In the AV Club comments somebody said that in this picture,
(http://www.avclub.com/assets/images/articles/article/23399/shalitastic_jpg_300x1000_q85.jpg),
it looks like he just smelled his own fart.
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i would use him as a character in SFIV
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that fucker's 82?!?
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Oops, 77, I missed Mandark's edit up there. Still, he looks very good for 77.
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that fucker's 77?!?!
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According to wiki, his son is gay. I'm not sure if I'd date a dude if I knew he'd grow up to look like that.
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wtf. Somehow Leonard Nimoy makes Gene Shalit seem halfway normal by comparison in this interview, he has to be drunk or something:
[youtube=560,345]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLUpFvcNuPU[/youtube]
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wtf. Somehow Leonard Nimoy makes Gene Shalit seem halfway normal by comparison in this interview, he has to be drunk or something:
[youtube=560,345]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLUpFvcNuPU[/youtube]
He sounds more sarcastic than drunk, although he might possibly be both.
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Mummy 2 was better than Indy 4, so it's probably a safe bet that Mummy 3 is better.
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Mummy 3 looked terrible seeing how the trailer has Fraiser going "Here we go....AGAIN!". Sequels should never have that line, ever.