FINE!
I sucked a friends dick.
Thats it really.
We could play online and defeat people.
Also if I"m 5'5" and have 6" and you're 6'2" you'd be 6.83".
you have faith you can find me? I will continue to provide places and times till you figure it out. At the very least you can spot a common person between each place after a few times if you are too chicken to go up to me/someone and say [name removed to conceal identity]
keep this a secret till I post it today or tomorow when its done. so Ichi has been trying incredibly hard to troll me for the last bit and he he has just been crazy ever since his ban -- he actually threatened to beat up mupepe, lol. Anyways i find it rather funny so I decided to fuel so I'm righting this, based on Faust. I call it Faustirou. It's still in really rough shape still too.
So this starts in the middle, but basically before this ichi, age 12, gets banned from a site and then wishes to become old so people will listen to him.
Meeting -
[Shakes enters in a flash of smoke]
What is this a flicker and poof
Of smoke, but who is there!?
Alas, I cower in fear!
Shake: Yes, but that is nothing new.
I Have come to fulfil your wish.
Ichi: Is what Antonio must have meant by “later”?
Shake: No I come from one much greater.
Enough, let us get on with this.
You wish to fight Nature, normally slow?
To whip him to your desired speed?
Here, this burger I give will do the deed,
and all you have to do is taste my baked dough!
Ichi: But strangers can not to be trusted!
Again and again that’s what my mother said.
Still greater than Zoro is quite a feat,
Hand me your meat, I eat, I eat!
[ The deed is done, Shakes leaves in smoke.]
My God, my God, alas, alas
I ate this burger and have been made fat!
I wanted to grow up, to be old and tall,
But the direction I took was just horizontal.
I still feel myself, that same old ‘tard
Only coved in flaming, burning, molten lard,
The pain sealed by me by this new skin.
O God, O God, I sinned, I sinned!
I have been tricked by that foul imp.
Gone, no doubt, to worsen the blow,
To post my picture on the internet!
I take it back, Stranger, O Stranger, I will develop slow!?
[A creaking sound is made]
Shhh, I must me quit, but with mouth so loud,
being mute is extremely hard to do.
There! I hear it again, on the stairs it’s sound!
It’s my mom! I must hide, I must move!
[Mother comes down, Ichi hides]
Mom: Ichi is that you, I heard noises so strange,
I told you before, your bed is the place for that fluid exchange!
But my God, what is that?
In my house is that an elephant?
No it’s something deferent
Not beast nor man,
Maybe some mix, left in abandonment?
I must be carful and aprotch with a battle plan.
It’s strange, this foul monster is so near,
yet all I feel is pity, no sign of fear.
It must be, that the blanket meant to hid all, only covers half,
this stupid sight can bring me to do nothing but laugh.
Stupid this creature must be indeed.
Ichi: Mother! How could you! this creature is me!
Mom: I denie that claim, I have but a small weak boy,
Ichi: But I am your child, made in some traveler's joy.
Mom: Now now, I think the time has come for your tongue to cease
Because stretched as I am, I couldn’t give birth to that in one piece!
But in case you spread your slander, and men should stop seeing me,
I shall but you in a create and ship you over seas!
Don’t worry World I will be sure to lock him in,
And don’t worry “son”, I’ll include amply supply
Of food and water stored in giant bins,
Least you brake free, let loose and drink the ocean dry!
Now get in the create you moral sin,
Or I will get the broom!
This box shall be your ship and your inn,
Or if humanity is lucky your tomb!
[Ichi who fears the broom, mournfully goes into the create.]
There, the beast is in it’s cage!
Now you thing, I must confess,
Though you look old I could never mistake that mental age,
That’s right I knew you to be my son, our plan is a success!
Emerge Shakes now from out of the dark,
Come with me lets go for a lark.
But first, for this trick what do I owe?
No cash is needed, only ichi’s bed and your maiden show.
[scene opens with Ichi’s create broken open on a beach].
end -
...
God: There will be no redemption for you --
Ichi: But clack, clack, clack –
God: Shut your Mexican trap;
And let me tell you a thing or two.
Now as I was saying,
You will get no defense!
Now you may commence,
Some more of your idiotic word-spraying,
[All leave but Ichi]
With regards to the anal question, I haven't heard that problem before. Most of the problems have to do microbes spreading because tissue is torn where it shouldn't be.
Dude did gay videos before. WTF That's sad. He helped to pave the way for modern oversized performers like Mandingo and Lex.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byron_Long
I would never do porn, my body isn't for sale. I would actually like to become a comic book artist. It's one of the few things I could actually see myself doing for a living.
Do you get buffer from just playing ball? I notice that my biceps have gotten bigger since I've been playing ball again.
Definitely, Mr. Marcus isn't as big. I just prefer his energy and passion whereas Mandingo has been phoning in his scenes for years
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never deleted anything.
(http://i42.tinypic.com/2llmw0n.jpg) :piss2
seems being a good poster = pm space
Where do icons cap off at?
I want you to PM Verboten at GAF and tell her what a decent guy I'am.
Okay?
Good!
Make sure not to make it sound too cheesy or forced.
If you do this there's some poutine for you.
don't give up on stepping to the ladies man! just because this one didn't pan out doesn't mean there aren't many many many more opprotunities for you.That was after I asked out Samantha, an employment specialist, and was turned down. For the record, I haven't asked anyone out since.
http://www.watchhervideo.com/?vid=284
Way too much dick in the first few seconds wtf
Who are things?I wonder who sent that.
cheeseburger pic>whiteacid's flabby stomach. She's still cute in my eyes tho
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There's NO WAY they have ever gotten off from oral, anal or vaginal sex. Their dicks are too big for their to be enough friction.
PD, I'm lazy so I'm not going to retype this so I'm just going cut and paste a conversation with [name].
tell me if you want to.
[name]: says:
have you ever been to the porn site xnxx.com? well there is a forum there which I have an account for though it was only to view pictures, well I got a pm from some girl (?) asking ...
asking if if i liked younger girls. presumablly because she is 18(again ?) and my account name if father. I was wondering if you wanted to use my account to talk to this girl(or pepo), which would presumably lead to hillarity that we can post on eb. lol, so?
[name] says:
You can do that on your own. I really do not have interest in that sort of thing.
[name]: says:
I don't think my spelling would allow me to pose as a middle aged man, and thought you did like to have a joke character after having the doctor on mupepes. I'll see if pd wants the account.
I agree on Kobe Tai. Yuck! WTF happened? Luckily she did one IR scene in her prime. Is she 1/2 white? Someone told me she was but she doesn't look it. Do you know who's Chasey Lain? She looks even worse than Kobe. Some of those porn bitches must smoke a lot of crack or something.
Is your dick really 7"? That's kinda small for a black guy right
PD: Are those all from Smooth?
In this one, she was watching Dora the Explorer and Boots had gotten eaten by a whale and she started to cry and ask what happened to him...
I got it down to 24 of chrisitian-other gay guys in relationships from detroit there.
NOT MANY CHRISTIAN GAYS I GUESS.
From what I can tell Drinky is confused and thinks I uncovered new secret info about you
SO, tomorrow or Monday I think I'm going to call like every GameStop in the greater San Francisco area and ask for Will, and then ask if they have the Harry Potter films used, while going on about how each and every one of them is an excellent achievement of cinema and then proceeding to explain how I'm going to watch each and every one of them and cry happy tears of joy at their excellence.
You know, just because I'm that bored.
I'm guessing you're thinking I'm riding your dick or being an asshole or something, and perhaps none of your peers (i.e., the distinguished mentally-challenged fellow squad) would tell you this. But if you're honestly trying to reform, maybe you should stop talking about how you're a "new man", and just fucking do it and not talk about it. And stop talking shit about people behind their back and making different 'net personas, and imitating Drinky, because it's stupid.
No. He put his hand in my shirt first THEN it happened
No. He put his hand in my shirt first THEN it happened
QuoteWho are things?I wonder who sent that.
Note that the black cock pictures probably came from PD originally.Not shocking seeing how I have a pm of him telling me he prefers male porn stars to women ones.
Would you tap Cloudwalking? Honestly, I don't see why so many Gaffots were obsessed with her.
I'd like to be more cultured and more intelligent. I know it sounds silly but it feels like I don't learn shit in school, and I don't know where to start. I've read multiple books regarding religion, a few books by Freud and Jung, and a few philosophers. My passion is history, but I've still got a bit to go.
How can I be smart and intelligent like you?
I forgot about this one, lol:QuoteI'd like to be more cultured and more intelligent. I know it sounds silly but it feels like I don't learn shit in school, and I don't know where to start. I've read multiple books regarding religion, a few books by Freud and Jung, and a few philosophers. My passion is history, but I've still got a bit to go.
How can I be smart and intelligent like you?
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Yessssss.
was it shake?no, this was a pm from 2008
you have 0 messages, 0 are new.
Yessssss.
was it shake?no, this was a pm from 2008
Arvie?
Arvie?
ouch you jerk.
I at least would have gone to drinky, malek, and you.
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Yessssss.
Cherry popped.
Your avatar is killing me.
give me that transformers poster from your bedroom and I'll teach you about history and philosophy.Arvie?
ouch you jerk.
I at least would have gone to drinky, malek, and you.
Pass I already know more about those than you. However can you teach me how to pluck my eyebrows and wax my legs?This insult is coming from someone who nairs his butt hair?
and you have:Arvie?
ouch you jerk.
I at least would have gone to drinky, malek, and you.
I can send you PMs on a semi-regular basis, Malek.
I can send you PMs on a semi-regular basis, Malek.
I'll take a pass on the horrifying images. Thanks though.
I can send you PMs on a semi-regular basis, Malek.
I'll take a pass on the horrifying images. Thanks though.
I haven't done that in a while! I'll mainly rant to you about B.F. Skinner and his awesomeness and how free will is an illusion and you can respond with yada yada determinism.
Well, I don't believe in free-will either. So we'll have to JO or something.I can send you PMs on a semi-regular basis, Malek.
I'll take a pass on the horrifying images. Thanks though.
I haven't done that in a while! I'll mainly rant to you about B.F. Skinner and his awesomeness and how free will is an illusion and you can respond with yada yada determinism.
Well, I don't believe in free-will either. So we'll have to JO or something.I can send you PMs on a semi-regular basis, Malek.
I'll take a pass on the horrifying images. Thanks though.
I haven't done that in a while! I'll mainly rant to you about B.F. Skinner and his awesomeness and how free will is an illusion and you can respond with yada yada determinism.
Demi, can you increase my PM limit?
I don't really need it since I only have 10 pms but I thought I'd ask since you're such a cool guy.
299 messagesQuoteWould you tap Cloudwalking? Honestly, I don't see why so many Gaffots were obsessed with her.
299 messagesQuoteWould you tap Cloudwalking? Honestly, I don't see why so many Gaffots were obsessed with her.
I'd bet that's Smooth Groove. I have similar comments from him :lol
I bumped Cajole up to 400. PD owned. FHL
She sounds pretty awesome. Goes to some art school in Chicago and already has a boyfriend. That fact makes me hesitant to do anything. I wasn't going to meet anyone for Thanksgiving, this was just a joke to get responses...but I'm tempted to meet her
This fat chick has been sending me messages recently. She's like 19 and not in school. I responded a couple times
Hm.
I'd rather find a pic of some cool black guy on MySpace
Can you even search on MySpace by sexual orientation though? It would be impossible for me to find a gay guy if you can't
Hmmm. The worst I could do is contact these people for sex or something. They don't have my address or number.
it's something ridiculous like 99.9 percent. my last boyfriend just preferred to pull out, but i have no qualms if a guy wants to cum inside me.
Quoteit's something ridiculous like 99.9 percent. my last boyfriend just preferred to pull out, but i have no qualms if a guy wants to cum inside me.
Quoteit's something ridiculous like 99.9 percent. my last boyfriend just preferred to pull out, but i have no qualms if a guy wants to cum inside me.
I bumped Cajole up to 400. PD owned. FHL
and me?
Quoteit's something ridiculous like 99.9 percent. my last boyfriend just preferred to pull out, but i have no qualms if a guy wants to cum inside me.
Demi's mom sent you that too? What a whore.
299 messagesQuoteWould you tap Cloudwalking? Honestly, I don't see why so many Gaffots were obsessed with her.
Quoteit's something ridiculous like 99.9 percent. my last boyfriend just preferred to pull out, but i have no qualms if a guy wants to cum inside me.
299 messagesQuoteWould you tap Cloudwalking? Honestly, I don't see why so many Gaffots were obsessed with her.
:rofl
good thing i already know the answer to this question
I bumped Cajole up to 400. PD owned. FHL
and me?Quoteit's something ridiculous like 99.9 percent. my last boyfriend just preferred to pull out, but i have no qualms if a guy wants to cum inside me.
Demi's mom sent you that too? What a whore.
How about no
:lol :lol299 messagesQuoteWould you tap Cloudwalking? Honestly, I don't see why so many Gaffots were obsessed with her.
:rofl
good thing i already know the answer to this question