Admins, time to expand PM storage to 400

[Phoenix Dark]

300 is simply not enough. I currently have 293, may of which I simply cannot delete. How could I get rid of such material

FINE!

I sucked a friends dick.

Thats it really.

We could play online and defeat people.

Also if I"m 5'5" and have 6" and you're 6'2" you'd be 6.83".

you have faith you can find me? I will continue to provide places and times till you figure it out. At the very least you can spot a common person between each place after a few times if you are too chicken to go up to me/someone and say [name removed to conceal identity]

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keep this a secret till I post it today or tomorow when its done.  so Ichi has been trying incredibly hard to troll me for the last bit and he he has just been crazy ever since his ban -- he actually threatened to beat up mupepe, lol.  Anyways i find it rather funny so I decided to fuel so I'm righting this, based on Faust.  I call it Faustirou.  It's still in really rough shape still too.

So this starts in the middle, but basically before this ichi, age 12, gets banned from a site and then wishes to become old so people will listen to him.

Meeting -       
      [Shakes enters in a flash of smoke]

      What is this a flicker and poof
      Of smoke, but who is there!?
       Alas, I cower in fear!
   Shake: Yes, but that is nothing new.
      I Have come to fulfil your wish.
   Ichi:    Is what Antonio must have meant by “later”?
   Shake: No I come from one much greater.
      Enough, let us get on with this.
      You wish to fight Nature, normally slow?
      To whip him to your desired speed?
      Here, this burger I give will do the deed,
      and all you have to do is taste my baked dough!
   Ichi:   But strangers can not to be trusted!
      Again and again that’s what my mother said.
      Still greater than Zoro is quite a feat,
      Hand me your meat, I eat, I eat!

      [ The deed is done, Shakes leaves in smoke.]

      My God, my God, alas, alas
      I ate this burger and have been made fat!
      I wanted to grow up, to be old and tall,
      But the direction I took was just horizontal.
      I still feel myself, that same old ‘tard
      Only coved in flaming, burning, molten lard,
      The pain sealed by me by this new skin.
      O God, O God, I sinned, I sinned!
      I have been tricked by that foul imp.
      Gone, no doubt, to worsen the blow,
      To post my picture on the internet!
      I take it back, Stranger, O Stranger, I will develop slow!?
     
      [A creaking sound is made]
   
      Shhh, I must me quit, but with mouth so loud,
      being mute is extremely hard to do.
      There!  I hear it again, on the stairs it’s sound!
      It’s my mom! I must hide, I must move!


      [Mother comes down, Ichi hides]
     
   Mom:   Ichi is that you, I heard noises so strange,
      I told you before, your bed is the place for that fluid exchange!
      But my God, what is that?
      In my house is that an elephant?

      No it’s something deferent
      Not beast nor man,
      Maybe some mix, left in abandonment?
      I must be carful and aprotch with a  battle plan.
      It’s strange, this foul monster is so near,
      yet all I feel is pity, no sign of fear.
      It must be, that the blanket meant to hid all, only covers half,
      this stupid sight can bring me to do nothing but laugh.
      Stupid this creature must be indeed.
   Ichi:   Mother! How could you! this creature is me!
   Mom:   I denie that claim, I have but a small weak boy,
   Ichi:     But I am your child, made in some traveler's joy.
   Mom:   Now now, I think the time has come for your tongue to cease
      Because stretched as I am, I couldn’t give birth to that in one piece!
      But in case you spread your slander, and men should stop seeing me,
      I shall but you in a create and ship you over seas!
      Don’t worry World I will be sure to lock him in,
      And don’t worry “son”, I’ll include amply supply
      Of food and water stored in giant bins,
      Least you brake free, let loose and drink the ocean dry!

      Now get in the create you moral sin,
      Or I will get the broom!
      This box shall be your ship and your inn,
      Or if humanity is lucky your tomb!

      [Ichi who fears the broom, mournfully goes into the create.]

      There, the beast is in it’s cage!
      Now you thing, I must confess,
      Though you look old I could never mistake that mental age,
      That’s right I knew you to be my son, our plan is a success!

      Emerge Shakes now from out of the dark,
      Come with me lets go for a lark.
      But first, for this trick what do I owe?
      No cash is needed, only ichi’s bed and your maiden show.
       
      [scene opens with Ichi’s create broken open on a beach].

     
     
   
end -
      ...
   God:    There will be no redemption for you --
    Ichi:    But clack, clack, clack –
   God:    Shut your Mexican trap;
      And let me tell you a thing or two.
      Now as I was saying,
      You will get no defense!
      Now you may commence,
      Some more of your idiotic word-spraying,

      [All leave but Ichi]

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With regards to the anal question, I haven't heard that problem before.  Most of the problems have to do microbes spreading because tissue is torn where it shouldn't be.

Dude did gay videos before.  WTF  That's sad.  He helped to pave the way for modern oversized performers like Mandingo and Lex.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byron_Long

I would never do porn, my body isn't for sale. I would actually like to become a comic book artist. It's one of the few things I could actually see myself doing for a living.

Do you get buffer from just playing ball?  I notice that my biceps have gotten bigger since I've been playing ball again. 

Definitely, Mr. Marcus isn't as big. I just prefer his energy and passion whereas Mandingo has been phoning in his scenes for years

[Cheebs]

The first one you listed is from junpei! I remember that. 

[Tieno]

    
you have 7 messages, 0 are new.



never deleted anything.

[Reb]

   
you have 7 messages, 0 are new.



never deleted anything.



(Image removed from quote.)

At least one of those has to be a single hump smiley.

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

you have 16 messages, 0 are new.

nobody likes me

[CajoleJuice]

seems being a good poster = pm space

[Phoenix Dark]

icon favoritism confirmed  

[Barry Egan]

you have 11 messages, 0 are new.

:-/

[drew]

Where do icons cap off at?

you would think theyd get tired of eachother from msn alone smh

[demi]

you have 632 messages, 0 are new.

[CajoleJuice]

I am in the same class as PD and Himuro.

Racists.

[demi]

i dont talk to anyone on MSN except TVC. i'm not interesting enough to hold a conversation with

[demi]

I found out how to raise the limit, but since PD is asking I really don't want to. Sorry, PD.

[Flannel Boy]

I only have 135 and haven't deleted any since early 2007.

I want you to PM Verboten at GAF and tell her what a decent guy I'am.

Okay?

Good!

Make sure not to make it sound too cheesy or forced.

If you do this there's some poutine for you.

don't give up on stepping to the ladies man! just because this one didn't pan out doesn't mean there aren't many many many more opprotunities for you.

That was after I asked out Samantha, an employment specialist, and was turned down. For the record, I haven't asked anyone out since.

http://www.watchhervideo.com/?vid=284

Way too much dick in the first few seconds wtf

Who are things?

I wonder who sent that.

cheeseburger pic>whiteacid's flabby stomach. She's still cute in my eyes tho

[drew]

you have 245 messages, 0 are new.

slut

[Eric P]

you have 373 messages, 0 are new.

most are from demi and are not reprintable

[Phoenix Dark]

There's NO WAY they have ever gotten off from oral, anal or vaginal sex.  Their dicks are too big for their to be enough friction.

PD, I'm lazy so I'm not going to retype this so I'm just going cut and paste a conversation with [name].

tell me if you want to.

[name]: says:
have you ever been to the porn site xnxx.com?  well there is a forum there which I have an account for though it was only to view pictures, well I got a pm from some girl (?) asking ...

asking if if i liked younger girls. presumablly because she is 18(again ?) and my account name if father.  I was wondering if you wanted to use my account to talk to this girl(or pepo), which would presumably lead to hillarity that we can post on eb.  lol, so?

[name] says:
You can do that on your own.  I really do not have interest in that sort of thing.

[name]: says:
I don't think my spelling would allow me to pose as a middle aged man, and thought you did like to have a joke character after having the doctor on mupepes.  I'll see if pd wants the account.

I agree on Kobe Tai.  Yuck!  WTF happened?  Luckily she did one IR scene in her prime.  Is she 1/2 white?  Someone told me she was but she doesn't look it.  Do you know who's Chasey Lain?  She looks even worse than Kobe.  Some of those porn bitches must smoke a lot of crack or something.

Is your dick really 7"? That's kinda small for a black guy right

[Flannel Boy]

PD: Are those all from Smooth?

[elektrikluv]

you have 16 messages, 0 are new.

 :'( :'(

[Phoenix Dark]

PD: Are those all from Smooth?

 :'(

Some. Some are from icons

In this one, she was watching Dora the Explorer and Boots had gotten eaten by a whale and she started to cry and ask what happened to him...

I got it down to 24 of chrisitian-other gay guys in relationships from detroit there.

NOT MANY CHRISTIAN GAYS I GUESS.

From what I can tell Drinky is confused and thinks I uncovered new secret info about you

SO, tomorrow or Monday I think I'm going to call like every GameStop in the greater San Francisco area and ask for Will, and then ask if they have the Harry Potter films used, while going on about how each and every one of them is an excellent achievement of cinema and then proceeding to explain how I'm going to watch each and every one of them and cry happy tears of joy at their excellence.

You know, just because I'm that bored.

I'm guessing you're thinking I'm riding your dick or being an asshole or something, and perhaps none of your peers (i.e., the distinguished mentally-challenged fellow squad) would tell you this.  But if you're honestly trying to reform, maybe you should stop talking about how you're a "new man", and just fucking do it and not talk about it.  And stop talking shit about people behind their back and making different 'net personas, and imitating Drinky, because it's stupid.

No. He put his hand in my shirt first THEN it happened

[demi]

No. He put his hand in my shirt first THEN it happened

That clearly didnt happen. I grabbed Eric's cock first

[TVC15]

[Diunx]

you have 1 message, 0 are new. fml

[Cheebs]

This thread made me go look at my old pms. Eating dinner + stumbling upon black cock pictures sent by TVC tends to not be that enjoyable. 

[Madrun Badrun]

I'd forgotten that PD 

Who are things?

I wonder who sent that.

  

I have 256 now and I'm not deleting anything.  Get on it wilco. 

[TVC15]

Note that the black cock pictures probably came from PD originally.

[Cheebs]

Note that the black cock pictures probably came from PD originally.

Not shocking seeing how I have a pm of him telling me he prefers male porn stars to women ones.

[tehjaybo]

you have 0 messages, 0 are new.


Yessssss.

[Human Snorenado]

I only have 61 messages, and most of them are disgusting pictures sent by TVC.

[TakingBackSunday]

41 messages, mostly from PD, Eric P, and Jinfash

[CajoleJuice]

299 messages

Would you tap Cloudwalking?  Honestly, I don't see why so many Gaffots were obsessed with her. 

[Cheebs]

I forgot about this one, lol:

I'd like to be more cultured and more intelligent. I know it sounds silly but it feels like I don't learn shit in school, and I don't know where to start. I've read multiple books regarding religion, a few books by Freud and Jung, and a few philosophers. My passion is history, but I've still got a bit to go.

How can I be smart and intelligent like you?

[brawndolicious]

I always delete my PM's.

[Human Snorenado]

I forgot about this one, lol:

I'd like to be more cultured and more intelligent. I know it sounds silly but it feels like I don't learn shit in school, and I don't know where to start. I've read multiple books regarding religion, a few books by Freud and Jung, and a few philosophers. My passion is history, but I've still got a bit to go.

How can I be smart and intelligent like you?

Haha, I know who sent you that one.  I got pretty much the same message.

[TakingBackSunday]

was it shake?

[drew]

you have 0 messages, 0 are new.


Yessssss.

prude

[Cheebs]

was it shake?

no, this was a pm from 2008

[muckhole]

you have 0 messages, 0 are new.


Yessssss.

Cherry popped.

Your avatar is killing me.

[TakingBackSunday]

was it shake?

no, this was a pm from 2008

lol

jinfash?

[TVC15]

Arvie?

[Cheebs]

It was Himuro 

[TakingBackSunday]

oh

makes sense

[Human Snorenado]

Damn, that's cold.  I wasn't gonna spill the beans.

[Madrun Badrun]

Arvie?

ouch you jerk. 

I at least would have gone to drinky, malek, and you. 

[TVC15]

Argh, I should guessed at the religion comment, but I never heard Himuro talk about history, and I doubt he's read books by Freud or Jung.

Arvie?

ouch you jerk. 

I at least would have gone to drinky, malek, and you. 

I saw a number of esoteric subjects and assumed it may have been you, but I did have reservations about the history comment.  I figured maybe it was from a bit ago.

[muckhole]

you have 0 messages, 0 are new.


Yessssss.

Cherry popped.

Your avatar is killing me.

Bad bill of goods. He's no virgin. :'(

[Cheebs]

Arvie?

ouch you jerk. 

I at least would have gone to drinky, malek, and you. 

give me that transformers poster from your bedroom and I'll teach you about history and philosophy.

[Madrun Badrun]

Pass I already know more about those than you.   However can you teach me how to pluck my eyebrows and wax my legs?

[Flannel Boy]

Pass I already know more about those than you.   However can you teach me how to pluck my eyebrows and wax my legs?

This insult is coming from someone who nairs his butt hair?

[Madrun Badrun]

It's doctor recommended to feel good

[TVC15]

How often do you have to nair 'er up, Mike?

[Madrun Badrun]

As often as the doctor recommends to, for I only do it because it is doctor recommended. 

[Flannel Boy]

Arvie?

ouch you jerk. 

I at least would have gone to drinky, malek, and you. 

and you have:

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Not that I mind; you're the only one who sends me private messages on a semi-regular basis.

[TVC15]

I can send you PMs on a semi-regular basis, Malek.

[Madrun Badrun]

It should be noted that some of those are from when I was 17! 

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:'(

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[Flannel Boy]

I can send you PMs on a semi-regular basis, Malek.

I'll take a pass on the horrifying images. Thanks though.

[TVC15]

I can send you PMs on a semi-regular basis, Malek.

I'll take a pass on the horrifying images. Thanks though.

I haven't done that in a while!  I'll mainly rant to you about B.F. Skinner and his awesomeness and how free will is an illusion and you can respond with yada yada determinism.

[Madrun Badrun]

I can send you PMs on a semi-regular basis, Malek.

I'll take a pass on the horrifying images. Thanks though.

I haven't done that in a while!  I'll mainly rant to you about B.F. Skinner and his awesomeness and how free will is an illusion and you can respond with yada yada determinism.   

Now Malek is going to have a new PM buddy and I'll be sent to the curb along with my quest for intelligence and culture.   :'( :'( :'(

[Flannel Boy]

I can send you PMs on a semi-regular basis, Malek.

I'll take a pass on the horrifying images. Thanks though.

I haven't done that in a while!  I'll mainly rant to you about B.F. Skinner and his awesomeness and how free will is an illusion and you can respond with yada yada determinism.

Well, I don't believe in free-will either. So we'll have to JO or something.

[TVC15]

I can send you PMs on a semi-regular basis, Malek.

I'll take a pass on the horrifying images. Thanks though.

I haven't done that in a while!  I'll mainly rant to you about B.F. Skinner and his awesomeness and how free will is an illusion and you can respond with yada yada determinism.

Well, I don't believe in free-will either. So we'll have to JO or something.

My real Himumu passion is Foucault's take on power, which is technically I guess philosophy but due to the nature of the areas he looked at, I think psychology and sociology might be a better angle to look at it from.  Maybe we could JO on that.