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Title: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: WrikaWrek on February 18, 2009, 07:10:47 PM
I really am. I know i sound like an asshole most of the time around here, because i guess i'm trying to compensate for some repressed anger, for shit i've let to pass, for the death of beloved ones, for losing friends to time, for feeling like, that for a kid who used to dream about an exciting world, the world has come to present itself, incredibly hellish at times.

I don't have it in me anymore though, i'm no longer secretly angry about anything, as duckman would say, i'm running on cruise control, and that's not fun anymore. And the holy sarcastic tone, and satirical outbursts without any reason i believe in, are shit.

I really am a sorry for acting like a moron most of the times here, but the "joke character" (was no joke, although it wasn't entirely real), is over.

EB deserves better, and i will do better, it's time to accept i'm not the guy who will slap a ho, i'm not the guy that will make you feel like a piece of shit out of spite, i'm not the guy that bones the barely conscious drunken bitches, i'm not the guy that lies in your face just to make me look better, i'm not the guy that doesn't give a fuck about those who are oppressed, and although i might have seen it as a flaw, in the times it served my interests the least, although i might have been angry at myself for not moving up the ladder at the cost of others, for feeling that sometimes, being who i was wasn't fulfilling enough, driven by the amount of content that is fed into your brain about what's cool and what's not, and i might have once tried to be what i'm not, but i say to you today, this shall not go any further, for i am here, telling you, i am, a good guy.
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: WrikaWrek on February 18, 2009, 07:11:46 PM
Confess what you want.
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 18, 2009, 07:13:06 PM
I couldn't care less about anyone here.
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: duckman2000 on February 18, 2009, 07:13:59 PM
Hippie
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 18, 2009, 07:15:29 PM
(http://www.gullahgullah.com/images/gullah_island_cast.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Kestastrophe on February 18, 2009, 07:19:11 PM
I took you off my ignore list earlier today  :-*
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: WrikaWrek on February 18, 2009, 07:19:58 PM
I noticed  :-[
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Kestastrophe on February 18, 2009, 07:20:56 PM
:heartbeat Wrika :heartbeat
 :)
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 18, 2009, 07:22:58 PM
That's the longest run-on sentence I've ever read.
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 18, 2009, 07:23:31 PM
I would also like to confess like Malek and CJ have assumed, I do all my spelling and grammar mistakes on purpose just to piss you off.  I'm really super intelligent and can spell like super good.  I just don't because I want to piss you off.  I'd also like to confess that I'm also a really nice dude too. 
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 18, 2009, 07:24:48 PM
I'm nice IRL, not on the internet.
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 18, 2009, 07:26:15 PM
I would also like to confess like Malek and CJ have assumed, I do all my spelling and grammar mistakes on purpose just to piss you off.  I'm really super intelligent and can spell like super good.  I just don't because I want to piss you off.  I'd also like to confess that I'm also a really nice dude too. 

The point of this confession thread is to tell the truth
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 18, 2009, 07:27:02 PM
I would also like to confess like Malek and CJ have assumed, I do all my spelling and grammar mistakes on purpose just to piss you off.  I'm really super intelligent and can spell like super good.  I just don't because I want to piss you off.  I'd also like to confess that I'm also a really nice dude too. 

(http://www.angelzfunnyz.com/Portals/0/Gallery/Album/2/ROLL%20EYES%20DOG.JPG)

Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 18, 2009, 07:28:47 PM
My confession is that I'm about to get a degree that I've decided I have no intention of ever using.  :-\
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 18, 2009, 07:30:14 PM
My confession is that I'm about to get a degree that I've decided I have no intention of ever using.  :-\
Welcome to the club.

I might soon have two!

Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 18, 2009, 07:30:37 PM
Like awe inspiring smart, and nice Malek. awe inspiring.   

My confession is that I'm about to get a degree that I've decided I have no intention of ever using.  :-\

what is it? 
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 18, 2009, 07:31:31 PM
Like awe inspiring smart, and nice Malek. awe inspiring.   

My confession is that I'm about to get a degree that I've decided I have no intention of ever using.  :-\

what is it? 

Accounting. But I'd rather be a writer.
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: demi on February 18, 2009, 07:34:38 PM
I'll confess: I really do think I am the best member on this forum
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: demi on February 18, 2009, 07:36:29 PM
:heartbeat
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 18, 2009, 07:36:59 PM
Like awe inspiring smart, and nice Malek. awe inspiring.   


(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/dirk_diggler_41/dog.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: demi on February 18, 2009, 07:37:38 PM
Cmon you know you saw it coming
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 18, 2009, 07:37:58 PM
you took that long to edit the picture and you couldn't even have shrunk it a bit?  SMH
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 18, 2009, 07:38:42 PM
Like awe inspiring smart, and nice Malek. awe inspiring.   

My confession is that I'm about to get a degree that I've decided I have no intention of ever using.  :-\

what is it? 

Accounting. But I'd rather be a writer.
:lol

I realize that there are tons of people these days who have aspirations of "being a writer" and that I have a pretty big hurdle to climb over before getting anywhere, but I at least have the ability to put enough words together to make a story that's novel length and I really enjoy doing it and always have. So why not pursue it?
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: drew on February 18, 2009, 07:38:45 PM
this is pretty gay
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: demi on February 18, 2009, 07:38:49 PM
I'll confess: I really do think I am the best member on this forum

^^^^ DO NOT EDIT THIS!!!!!!!!!!

Ok
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 18, 2009, 07:38:58 PM
leper Arvie until he passes a couple of English classes
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 18, 2009, 07:41:38 PM
it goes without saying, but i piss sunshine and shit puppies
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 18, 2009, 07:42:05 PM
Like awe inspiring smart, and nice Malek. awe inspiring.   

My confession is that I'm about to get a degree that I've decided I have no intention of ever using.  :-\

what is it? 

Accounting. But I'd rather be a writer.
:lol

I realize that there are tons of people these days who have aspirations of "being a writer" and that I have a pretty big hurdle to climb over before getting anywhere, but I at least have the ability to put enough words together to make a story that's novel length and I really enjoy doing it and always have. So why not pursue it?

Your future will be working 2 or 3 jobs to escape the clutches of poverty (if you make it out of it), not even giving you the time to even write.  Since it is 2G2D, replace "2 or 3 jobs" with "waiting at a soup kitchen."

You should do Accounting and write in your off hours
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 18, 2009, 07:42:17 PM
I too wish to write.  I know enough words to string together a novella if I use every word I know all in a row.  Sure it will be incoherent, like a dictionary without the descriptions, but it's my dream.  I'll mark it as philosophy and see if anyone notices.        
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 18, 2009, 07:42:40 PM
I realize that there are tons of people these days who have aspirations of "being a writer" and that I have a pretty big hurdle to climb over before getting anywhere, but I at least have the ability to put enough words together to make a story that's novel length and I really enjoy doing it and always have. So why not pursue it?

A lot of people have similar dreams. Unfortunately it's rather difficult to make a living writing and more difficult to get your work published and read.
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: demi on February 18, 2009, 07:42:47 PM
Tweeny Witches: The Paperback Novel
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 18, 2009, 07:44:19 PM
yaere is th: the fatehr miek storiy
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 18, 2009, 07:44:47 PM
yaere is th: the fatehr miek storiy

The coloring book of the year!
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 18, 2009, 07:48:06 PM
I realize that there are tons of people these days who have aspirations of "being a writer" and that I have a pretty big hurdle to climb over before getting anywhere, but I at least have the ability to put enough words together to make a story that's novel length and I really enjoy doing it and always have. So why not pursue it?

A lot of people have similar dreams. Unfortunately it's rather difficult to make a living writing and to get your work published.  

I understand that. But there are people that make it work and make it work well, there's no reason to believe that that always has to be the other guy. But what it really comes down to is this: Would I rather have some financial success doing something that I don't really love or struggle trying to succeed at something that I actually do love? And I kind of feel like if I don't try to make something of my writing as soon as possible, it'll keep getting put off and put off in favor of works, social life, ect. and I'll never actually get anywhere with it.

I'm not in danger of being kicked out on the street any time soon and I've got options to fall back on, so I really want to make a strong push here and see what happens.

But let's get serious here. If Cristopher Paolini and Stephenie Meyer can make a bazillion dollars as writers, then I figure I've got at least a shot at making a living off of a it.

Quote
Tweeny Witches: The Paperback Novel

Lol, not even close. Maybe you'll see for yourself some day.  ;)

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I too wish to write.  I know enough words to string together a novella if I use every word I know all in a row.  Sure it will be incoherent, like a dictionary without the descriptions, but it's my dream.  I'll mark it as philosophy and see if anyone notices.

I've got a story that I'm working on right now that's been in development for almost five years and has just pushed past the 200,000 word mark. The writing style is still a bit simplistic and some of the story elements will no doubt need some major tightening, but it's not like I'm trying to brag about ten page Dragon Ball fanfiction.
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 18, 2009, 07:50:34 PM
yaere is th: the fatehr miek storiy

The Man with a Shattered World: parred harder t 2 shatte. 

:'(
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 18, 2009, 08:10:52 PM
I've been stuck in a horrible rut for more than 2 years now... which is how long it's been since I had my last steady job.  I've gotten by through a combination of luck and good fortune, and even managed to get ahead a bit financially.  But at the same time I feel like I've really regressed as a person- I have no social life and I'm not sure I even want one; I have avoided making any choices that have consequences to them, like pursuing an actual career, romantic interests or going back to school.  I'm pretty sure that I'm afraid of failure in any of these endeavors, which is what is causing me to simply avoid pursuing any of them.  Can't fail if you don't try, I guess.

On the plus side, I drink way less than I used to, which is better for me pretty much across the board.
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Oblivion on February 18, 2009, 08:15:30 PM
I'm the only one here that merely acts gay.
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 18, 2009, 08:16:33 PM
I'm the only one here that merely acts gay.

There are no heterosexual males on evilbore. Stop making things up.
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 18, 2009, 08:19:11 PM
I'm the only one here that merely acts gay.

There are no heterosexual males on evilbore. Stop making things up.

ya.  This thread is only about the truth.
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 18, 2009, 08:21:34 PM
I'm not a people person. I avoid crowds at all costs. I turn down party invites/networking socials because I don't want to be around other folks. I just get bored and want to go read by myself, or get on the computer. People who have met me will say I'm far from a social cretin. I just like hanging out with myself

I've been flirting with the idea of calling off my birthday dinner tonight. But since I've already met some of the people for lunch earlier today, I can't fake illness without them knowing otherwise. smh
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 18, 2009, 08:23:25 PM
i think you're supposed to confess things we don't already know.
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 18, 2009, 08:28:28 PM
spoiler (click to show/hide)
I slept with a 39-year-old last year.
[close]

 :-\
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 18, 2009, 08:29:52 PM
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I slept with a 39-year-old last year.
[close]

 :-\

was he hot?
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Positive Touch on February 18, 2009, 08:45:11 PM
i'm the reason your butt hurts in the morning  :shh



spoiler (click to show/hide)
I slept with a 39-year-old last year.
[close]

 :-\

nothing wrong with that
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 18, 2009, 08:47:14 PM
I'm normally inclined to agree with you, since I've been dabbling in the ~30 waters for a little bit, but this was almost FORTY.  FORTY!
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 18, 2009, 08:49:48 PM
Eh, age ain't nothing but a number and all that.  I slept with a 43 year old last year, but then again I'm older than you.  But she was really good in bed- knew what she wanted and was there to have fun.
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 18, 2009, 08:50:04 PM
Yeah, dude, you're like fifty.

I've been tending to see older women since I don't have a lot of spare time, which is something that I've learned that women girls in the early twenties require at all times.  "Why didn't you answer your cell phone?"  "Why do you want to stay home after work?"  BECAUSE I'M FUCKING TIRED.
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 18, 2009, 08:51:39 PM
I'm 31!  *grumble grumble*
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 18, 2009, 08:52:15 PM
It's all downhill for you, dude.  With the economy the way it is, I'd probably go sit in traffic and end it all.
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 18, 2009, 08:54:07 PM
Well, fortunately I get to live in a place rent free or I might be there myself.  I don't need to worry about my friend coming back anytime soon, either, because his job is basically to make sure the Chinese keep giving us monies, and I don't think that field will be contracting anytime soon.
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 18, 2009, 08:54:36 PM
I will move in with you and we can play Street Fighter and make music videos.
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Kestastrophe on February 18, 2009, 08:56:08 PM
Accounting. But I'd rather be a writer.
Don't feel bad, I have two degrees in accounting and I don't ever plan on working in that sector
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: demi on February 18, 2009, 08:57:07 PM
I will move in with you and we can play Street Fighter and make music videos.

I would like to move in and be the cream in this cookie sandwich
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 18, 2009, 08:57:34 PM
You can be the Sakura to our Ken and Ryu.

I bet we make lyte edge cry with that comment.
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 18, 2009, 08:59:10 PM
Crunching numbers is the future.
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Kestastrophe on February 18, 2009, 08:59:44 PM
spoiler (click to show/hide)
I slept with a 39-year-old last year.
[close]

 :-\
dude, I would totally nail a 50+ year old if she's hot (i.e. heather locklear, helen mirren :drool)
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 18, 2009, 09:01:30 PM
Accounting. But I'd rather be a writer.
Don't feel bad, I have two degrees in accounting and I don't ever plan on working in that sector

It must be something about studying accounting that makes nobody want to be an accountant.  I'm afraid I'm falling (or have already fallen) into the same category.

It seems interesting at first, but by the end you realize how soul-crushing and time-consuming it really is. Plus, if you're an auditor you get to deal with the corporate hell of yours and someone else's company!
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Kestastrophe on February 18, 2009, 09:01:44 PM
Accounting. But I'd rather be a writer.
Don't feel bad, I have two degrees in accounting and I don't ever plan on working in that sector

It must be something about studying accounting that makes nobody want to be an accountant.  I'm afraid I'm falling (or have already fallen) into the same category.
I was disillusioned with accounting before I graduated, but I didn't decide that it wasn't going to be my career path until I completed a CPA internship during tax season  :yuck Worst people I have ever been around in my entire life. I would much rather clean toilets and puke(which I have done for a job before) than work with those fuckholes again
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 18, 2009, 09:13:22 PM
I think my old best friend of like 15 years is about to kill himself.  Seriously.  But he's burned so many bridges that nobody can help him anymore.  Hell, the local jail doesn't even want him anymore.

He's barely human anymore.  His brother killed himself about a year ago.  I won't be surprised if he'll be gone by the end of this one.  I'm numbing myself to this "realization" because I really don't know what to do anymore.  He *snapped* about 4-5 years ago.  Maji sorta knows what I'm talking about.  But, whatever is going on in his head has only gotten worse in recent weeks.  I've been getting random calls from him lately where he barely puts together sentences.  He's making up stories about moving to different cities to different friends and says he's giving everything away.  He has nothing to give.  He has nowhere to go.  When he finally "leaves for Los Angeles" I can only take that to mean he's leaving to go kill himself.

Heh.  Now I'm depressed again. 
:(  that's horrible.
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 18, 2009, 09:16:00 PM
I'm a gigantic brain in a ripped-up body, to quote Dr. Cox.

There, I said it :'(
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Boogie on February 18, 2009, 09:16:11 PM
Accounting. But I'd rather be a writer.
Don't feel bad, I have two degrees in accounting and I don't ever plan on working in that sector

It must be something about studying accounting that makes nobody want to be an accountant.  I'm afraid I'm falling (or have already fallen) into the same category.

Gee, what a gawdammed mystery.  ::)
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 18, 2009, 09:17:26 PM
Accounting. But I'd rather be a writer.
Don't feel bad, I have two degrees in accounting and I don't ever plan on working in that sector

It must be something about studying accounting that makes nobody want to be an accountant.  I'm afraid I'm falling (or have already fallen) into the same category.
I was disillusioned with accounting before I graduated, but I didn't decide that it wasn't going to be my career path until I completed a CPA internship during tax season  :yuck Worst people I have ever been around in my entire life. I would much rather clean toilets and puke(which I have done for a job before) than work with those fuckholes again

This semester I get to do free income tax returns for filthy poors. Should be quite the experience. :-\
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Kestastrophe on February 18, 2009, 09:18:58 PM
I did that before too (VITA I believe it's called). It was easy, plus you get to help out low income peoples that are typically grateful.
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Bildi on February 18, 2009, 09:20:51 PM
I've been tending to see older women since I don't have a lot of spare time, which is something that I've learned that women girls in the early twenties require at all times.  "Why didn't you answer your cell phone?"  "Why do you want to stay home after work?"  BECAUSE I'M FUCKING TIRED.

REAL TALK.

Girls in their late 20s and beyond are indeed better, but some people are just born to be fucking needy.
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Greatness Gone on February 18, 2009, 09:21:41 PM
I'm bisexual.

I actually think I'm better than everyone here. Especially wrika.

I'm 13 y/o.
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Boogie on February 18, 2009, 09:23:23 PM
I'm bisexual.

I actually think I'm better than everyone here. Especially wrika.

I'm 13 y/o.

I believe none of those sentences.
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Bildi on February 18, 2009, 09:25:08 PM
I have an irrational resentment of bisexual people.

I'm glad you're not really bisexual GG.
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 18, 2009, 09:31:01 PM
ya bi guys aren't cool.  And bi girls are only slightly more cool.


True confession:  I've been feeling horrible for the last month and a half and I don't know what the cause of it is but I've been rather agitated and more pissy than usual.  Also being off from school sucks.  I hate being there when I am there because of social anxiety but I'm lonely as fuck when I'm not around people.  The only people I've talked to in five days are my mom and her investment agent who called looking for her one day. FML
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 18, 2009, 09:31:18 PM
I did that before too (VITA I believe it's called). It was easy, plus you get to help out low income peoples that are typically grateful.

Going by what the people who have already started it say, it's more like a zoo. But I only need to do 15 hours of it, so it's not that big of a deal.
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Barry Egan on February 18, 2009, 09:35:09 PM
ya bi guys aren't cool.  And bi girls are only slightly more cool.


True confession:  I've been feeling horrible for the last month and a half and I don't know what the cause of it is but I've been rather agitated and more pissy than usual.  Also being off from school sucks.  I hate being there when I am there because of social anxiety but I'm lonely as fuck when I'm not around people.  The only people I've talked to in five days are my mom and her investment agent who called looking for her one day. FML

The two complaints in this post are likely related to one another.  You need to learn to talk to people or you will constantly feel this shitty dude. 
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 18, 2009, 10:35:56 PM
I do try to talk to people then they give me a horrified look and try to run away.  Like I'm a verbal rapist or something. 
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Boogie on February 18, 2009, 10:38:20 PM
I do try to talk to people then they give me a horrified look and try to run away.  Like I'm a verbal rapist or something. 

what in God's name do you say to them?  Because with your underwear-model looks, this seems most unlikely.

But then, you are in Saskatchewan..
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 18, 2009, 10:40:42 PM
I start out with the friendly greeting "You looking for action baby ya?" and then proceed from there, where ever the conversation naturally flows.   
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Barry Egan on February 18, 2009, 10:41:06 PM
yea, maybe its the people from your bullshit prairie that's the problem.  You should move somewhere.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
although I had hot sex with a girl from saskatchewan and she was actually pretty awesome  :-[
[close]
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 18, 2009, 10:42:38 PM
I can't even have hot sex with a girl from Saskatchewan.  :'(
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 18, 2009, 10:46:58 PM
Hurry up and become White Man's sex-butler already, especially during his time of need. Although he might not talk to you, he'll bark out commands and scream at you. 
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 18, 2009, 10:54:38 PM
I don't think I'll be qualified for that job with a philo degree.  :'(
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 18, 2009, 10:57:29 PM
I don't think I'll be qualified for that job with a philo degree.  :'(

there's only one major and only one minor white man cares about and they are both located between your butt cheeks.

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arvie has two buttholes, GET IT
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Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Brehvolution on February 18, 2009, 11:01:11 PM
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I slept with a 39-year-old last year.
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 :-\

 She took advantage of you. You just take the baton and pay it forward. It's what the good people do.
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Diunx on February 18, 2009, 11:04:55 PM
I hate like 90% of the people I meet.
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on February 19, 2009, 12:22:30 AM
my right nipple has never fully recovered from "the incident"
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on February 19, 2009, 01:34:09 AM
I'm a self-hating narcissist who projects my problems and self-doubt onto others. So, no I don't think gamers are lame, I just can't accept myself as someone who enjoys games. Or I assume my constant escapism is a constant across the majority of gamers. Again, ugly projection issues.  I'm also an attention whore who likes to stir up shit to get noticed.

And I can't say for a fact that I have asperger's either.  All I know is that I have little empathy, sympathy, get fixated on few interests and have had a terrible time socialising my whole life.  I tried therapy until the money ran out, self help books, hanging out with co-workers, etc. The truth is, I don't know whats wrong with me and developed a kind of hypochondria to every match for the keywords I put into a search engine. 

Sometimes I want to say its simple vanilla stupidity but that would be like giving up. I honestly don't know how I feel about anything anymore, what I want to achieve and grow more and more unmotivated every passing day.

Not to be melodramatic, but I'm bitter about life, and I'm sorry for subjecting you all to my neurotic childish behavior.
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Reb on February 19, 2009, 04:03:51 AM
I hate everything Swiss and/or Italian.
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 19, 2009, 04:31:48 AM
I'm a self-hating narcissist who projects my problems and self-doubt onto others. So, no I don't think gamers are lame, I just can't accept myself as someone who enjoys games. Or I assume my constant escapism is a constant across the majority of gamers. Again, ugly projection issues.  I'm also an attention whore who likes to stir up shit to get noticed.

And I can't say for a fact that I have asperger's either.  All I know is that I have little empathy, sympathy, get fixated on few interests and have had a terrible time socialising my whole life.  I tried therapy until the money ran out, self help books, hanging out with co-workers, etc. The truth is, I don't know whats wrong with me and developed a kind of hypochondria to every match for the keywords I put into a search engine. 

Sometimes I want to say its simple vanilla stupidity but that would be like giving up. I honestly don't know how I feel about anything anymore, what I want to achieve and grow more and more unmotivated every passing day.

Not to be melodramatic, but I'm bitter about life, and I'm sorry for subjecting you all to my neurotic childish behavior.

oh god, no-one told you this was a joke thread, i don't know where to look
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: ToxicAdam on February 19, 2009, 05:14:14 AM
Im pretty awesome.


Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: ToxicAdam on February 19, 2009, 06:46:14 AM
I'm bisexual.

I actually think I'm better than everyone here. Especially wrika.

I'm 13 y/o.

(http://smiliesftw.com/x/doggah_eek4.png)


Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 19, 2009, 07:23:31 AM
I pretty much hate life as well.  Thing is, the majority of people my age do too.  We're far too cynical as a generation.  Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Himu on February 19, 2009, 08:07:30 AM
This is such a cute thread

wrika redeemed
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: fistfulofmetal on February 19, 2009, 08:12:00 AM
I actually don't even like Natalie Por-

fuck not even i can type a lie that blatant.
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Barry Egan on February 19, 2009, 08:14:08 AM
Confession:

I believe that Psychoanalysis has sufficiently proven itself as a means towards achieving autonomy.  I believe its insights to be real.  I also dismiss those who feel otherwise as being too scared to look in to the abyss.  If it were to gain traction on a national level, and taken seriously (of course, here is where any theory falters) the benefits to our social and political spaces would be profound.
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: tiesto on February 19, 2009, 09:21:23 AM
-I'm a total nerd that tries too hard to cover it up, especially around women.
-I'm closed-minded, argumentative and stubborn on a few choice topics, and tend not to spend much time with stuff outside my particular genres of interest (i.e. music genres, game genres)
-I like to stir up random shit on facebook (especially since I know a lot of Republicans)
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 19, 2009, 12:23:25 PM
I have an irrational resentment of bisexual people.
ya bi guys aren't cool.
:'(

you're not bi.  Why are you crying?
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Tauntaun on February 19, 2009, 12:27:27 PM
I have an irrational resentment of bisexual people.
ya bi guys aren't cool.
:'(

you're not bi.  Why are you crying?

This is Jarosh we're talking about.   :-*

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:tauntaun
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Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Barry Egan on February 19, 2009, 01:05:42 PM
I have an irrational resentment of bisexual people.
ya bi guys aren't cool.
:'(

you're not bi.  Why are you crying?
this is the confessions thread. unlike all you fakers i do have a little gay in me.

:bow Jarosh :bow2
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: demi on February 19, 2009, 01:06:14 PM
I'm pretty sure everyone knew that
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 19, 2009, 01:07:54 PM
I didn't.  Man that's creepy.  The next time some dude is hitting on me here he could really be hitting on me!  :o




 :-*
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: muckhole on February 19, 2009, 01:09:49 PM
I didn't.  Man that's creepy.  The next time some dude is hitting on me here he could really be hitting on me!  :o




 :-*

 :-*

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:lol
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:-*
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Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 19, 2009, 01:12:42 PM
 :omg
 :-*

Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 19, 2009, 01:18:12 PM
jesus sent you pics?  :o  bi-jesus!
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: muckhole on February 19, 2009, 01:19:46 PM
but jesus, i didn't even request any pics

You shouldn't be too surprised. You just announced that you're potentially sexable on the male prison-island that is evilbore. You could be traded for cigarettes at any moment.
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: demi on February 19, 2009, 01:21:55 PM
The moussed up hair gave it away
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Eric P on February 19, 2009, 01:30:07 PM

this is the confessions thread. unlike all you fakers i do have a little gay in me.

so you're a bottom
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Eric P on February 19, 2009, 01:30:54 PM
jesus sent you pics?  :o  bi-jesus!

jesus is gay

he got nailed by romans at least three times
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Tauntaun on February 19, 2009, 02:20:53 PM

this is the confessions thread. unlike all you fakers i do have a little gay in me.

so you're a bottom
twice a week, yes  :'(
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she looks sexy with the strap-on though  :-*
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Talk to Distant.  :shh

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I'd still lick your face, even though you're a cigarillo.  :-*
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Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: tehjaybo on February 19, 2009, 03:04:54 PM
There's nothing wrong with being bi.
 :shh

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:-*
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Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Bloodwake on February 19, 2009, 03:56:44 PM
I would only fuck David Tennant, Ben Gibbard, or Tauntaun

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:-*
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:tauntaun
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Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Tauntaun on February 19, 2009, 04:01:48 PM
You'd have to be bottom though cause if you're top it's not gay and you know, I'm a man!

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Imma do you like this k?

(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/SlinkyT82/tauntaunsmug.gif)
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Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: tehjaybo on February 19, 2009, 04:08:05 PM
David Tennant and John Borrowman are definitely on my list. 

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Who am I kidding?  Tauntaun..   :-*

 :tauntaun
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Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Tauntaun on February 19, 2009, 04:10:16 PM
Hugh Jackman is HAWT! :drool

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Guzzle it member!  :-*
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Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 19, 2009, 04:19:34 PM
Jarosh is bi.

 :o













 :teehee
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: cloudwalking on February 19, 2009, 05:04:23 PM
Jarosh is bi.

 :o

 :teehee

it's soooo hot, isn't it :hyper

i can ask my husband the question "would you fuck this guy" and get an honest answer. :tophat

wow just wow

jarosh the god of sexiness forever :heartbeat :heart

:bow :swiss :bow2
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Yeti on February 19, 2009, 05:12:52 PM
Ever think of having a threesome? I'd be down.  :-*
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 19, 2009, 05:15:04 PM
Why stop at just one Canadian, Jarosh?  :-*
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Eric P on February 19, 2009, 05:15:20 PM
now to scour the pictures thread for anyone he's complimented

Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: demi on February 19, 2009, 05:22:05 PM
now to scour the pictures thread for anyone he's complimented



I complimented you, Eric
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Yeti on February 19, 2009, 05:29:40 PM
So where do you fall on the Kinsey scale?
(http://oak.cats.ohiou.edu/~ms322801/evilbore/kinsey_scale.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 19, 2009, 05:31:33 PM
X  :'(  at least I'm there with Drinky. 
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 19, 2009, 05:33:02 PM
I'm confused, that chart doesn't have an option for "heterosexual, but likes watching cheeseburger porn... but only if the cheeseburgers are making it with an actual woman"
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 19, 2009, 05:38:10 PM
I'm confused, that chart doesn't have an option for "heterosexual, but likes watching cheeseburger porn... but only if the cheeseburgers are making it with an actual woman"

Be confused no more.  The number you are looking for is 2. 
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 19, 2009, 05:43:56 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/dirk_diggler_41/kinsey_scale2.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 19, 2009, 05:45:55 PM
switch 0 and 2 and you got yourself a list
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 19, 2009, 05:46:58 PM
I'm confused, that chart doesn't have an option for "heterosexual, but likes watching cheeseburger porn... but only if the cheeseburgers are making it with an actual woman"

Be confused no more.  The number you are looking for is 2. 

I dunno about that.
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 19, 2009, 05:48:00 PM
switch 0 and 2 and you got yourself a list

You clearly haven't heard his lisp.
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: drew on February 19, 2009, 05:53:20 PM
what does "incidentally homosexual" mean

im a 0.  no homo 4 lyfe
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 19, 2009, 05:54:07 PM
what does "only incidentally homosexual" mean

im a 0.  no homo 4 lyfe
This is not breaking news.
we all know you're a big zero.
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 19, 2009, 05:55:10 PM
what does "incidentally homosexual" mean

im a 0.  no homo 4 lyfe

cigarillo
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 19, 2009, 05:57:34 PM
what a letdown. none of you are supposed to be a zero. this is evilbore!  :maf
I'm probably more of a 1 or 2, but someone needed to fill the slot and there's really no one on evilbore who can plausibly do it.
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: drew on February 19, 2009, 05:58:13 PM
i yam what i yam and thats who i yam
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Oblivion on February 19, 2009, 06:21:56 PM
-I don't really like Nintendo.
-I enjoyed Mortal Kombat: Annihilation.
-I'm a habitual liar.
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 19, 2009, 06:24:24 PM
let's talk about that swiss-canadian threesome again  :-*
I have a plane ticket ordered for May.

-I don't really like Nintendo.
-I enjoyed Mortal Kombat: Annihilation.
-I'm a habitual liar.

So you do like Nintendo and you didn't enjoy MK: Annihilation. Unless you were lying about being a liar.

Is this a paradox?
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Oblivion on February 19, 2009, 06:26:18 PM
So you do like Nintendo and you didn't enjoy MK: Annihilation. Unless you were lying about being a liar.

Is this a paradox?

 :spin :spin :spin
Title: Re: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)
Post by: Greatness Gone on February 19, 2009, 09:20:48 PM
confessions

 - 30% of the stuff i say on the internet is a lie

- I'm not actually attracted to teenage boys

- I've had, like, three accounts on neogaf