I would also like to confess like Malek and CJ have assumed, I do all my spelling and grammar mistakes on purpose just to piss you off. I'm really super intelligent and can spell like super good. I just don't because I want to piss you off. I'd also like to confess that I'm also a really nice dude too.
I would also like to confess like Malek and CJ have assumed, I do all my spelling and grammar mistakes on purpose just to piss you off. I'm really super intelligent and can spell like super good. I just don't because I want to piss you off. I'd also like to confess that I'm also a really nice dude too.
My confession is that I'm about to get a degree that I've decided I have no intention of ever using. :-\Welcome to the club.
My confession is that I'm about to get a degree that I've decided I have no intention of ever using. :-\
Like awe inspiring smart, and nice Malek. awe inspiring.My confession is that I'm about to get a degree that I've decided I have no intention of ever using. :-\
what is it?
Like awe inspiring smart, and nice Malek. awe inspiring.
:lolLike awe inspiring smart, and nice Malek. awe inspiring.My confession is that I'm about to get a degree that I've decided I have no intention of ever using. :-\
what is it?
Accounting. But I'd rather be a writer.
I'll confess: I really do think I am the best member on this forum
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:lolLike awe inspiring smart, and nice Malek. awe inspiring.My confession is that I'm about to get a degree that I've decided I have no intention of ever using. :-\
what is it?
Accounting. But I'd rather be a writer.
I realize that there are tons of people these days who have aspirations of "being a writer" and that I have a pretty big hurdle to climb over before getting anywhere, but I at least have the ability to put enough words together to make a story that's novel length and I really enjoy doing it and always have. So why not pursue it?
I realize that there are tons of people these days who have aspirations of "being a writer" and that I have a pretty big hurdle to climb over before getting anywhere, but I at least have the ability to put enough words together to make a story that's novel length and I really enjoy doing it and always have. So why not pursue it?
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I realize that there are tons of people these days who have aspirations of "being a writer" and that I have a pretty big hurdle to climb over before getting anywhere, but I at least have the ability to put enough words together to make a story that's novel length and I really enjoy doing it and always have. So why not pursue it?
A lot of people have similar dreams. Unfortunately it's rather difficult to make a living writing and to get your work published.
Tweeny Witches: The Paperback Novel
I too wish to write. I know enough words to string together a novella if I use every word I know all in a row. Sure it will be incoherent, like a dictionary without the descriptions, but it's my dream. I'll mark it as philosophy and see if anyone notices.
yaere is th: the fatehr miek storiy
I'm the only one here that merely acts gay.
I'm the only one here that merely acts gay.
There are no heterosexual males on evilbore. Stop making things up.
spoiler (click to show/hide)I slept with a 39-year-old last year.[close]
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Accounting. But I'd rather be a writer.Don't feel bad, I have two degrees in accounting and I don't ever plan on working in that sector
I will move in with you and we can play Street Fighter and make music videos.
dude, I would totally nail a 50+ year old if she's hot (i.e. heather locklear, helen mirren :drool)spoiler (click to show/hide)I slept with a 39-year-old last year.[close]
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Accounting. But I'd rather be a writer.Don't feel bad, I have two degrees in accounting and I don't ever plan on working in that sector
It must be something about studying accounting that makes nobody want to be an accountant. I'm afraid I'm falling (or have already fallen) into the same category.
I was disillusioned with accounting before I graduated, but I didn't decide that it wasn't going to be my career path until I completed a CPA internship during tax season :yuck Worst people I have ever been around in my entire life. I would much rather clean toilets and puke(which I have done for a job before) than work with those fuckholes againAccounting. But I'd rather be a writer.Don't feel bad, I have two degrees in accounting and I don't ever plan on working in that sector
It must be something about studying accounting that makes nobody want to be an accountant. I'm afraid I'm falling (or have already fallen) into the same category.
I think my old best friend of like 15 years is about to kill himself. Seriously. But he's burned so many bridges that nobody can help him anymore. Hell, the local jail doesn't even want him anymore.:( that's horrible.
He's barely human anymore. His brother killed himself about a year ago. I won't be surprised if he'll be gone by the end of this one. I'm numbing myself to this "realization" because I really don't know what to do anymore. He *snapped* about 4-5 years ago. Maji sorta knows what I'm talking about. But, whatever is going on in his head has only gotten worse in recent weeks. I've been getting random calls from him lately where he barely puts together sentences. He's making up stories about moving to different cities to different friends and says he's giving everything away. He has nothing to give. He has nowhere to go. When he finally "leaves for Los Angeles" I can only take that to mean he's leaving to go kill himself.
Heh. Now I'm depressed again.
Accounting. But I'd rather be a writer.Don't feel bad, I have two degrees in accounting and I don't ever plan on working in that sector
It must be something about studying accounting that makes nobody want to be an accountant. I'm afraid I'm falling (or have already fallen) into the same category.
I was disillusioned with accounting before I graduated, but I didn't decide that it wasn't going to be my career path until I completed a CPA internship during tax season :yuck Worst people I have ever been around in my entire life. I would much rather clean toilets and puke(which I have done for a job before) than work with those fuckholes againAccounting. But I'd rather be a writer.Don't feel bad, I have two degrees in accounting and I don't ever plan on working in that sector
It must be something about studying accounting that makes nobody want to be an accountant. I'm afraid I'm falling (or have already fallen) into the same category.
I've been tending to see older women since I don't have a lot of spare time, which is something that I've learned thatwomengirls in the early twenties require at all times. "Why didn't you answer your cell phone?" "Why do you want to stay home after work?" BECAUSE I'M FUCKING TIRED.
I'm bisexual.
I actually think I'm better than everyone here. Especially wrika.
I'm 13 y/o.
I did that before too (VITA I believe it's called). It was easy, plus you get to help out low income peoples that are typically grateful.
ya bi guys aren't cool. And bi girls are only slightly more cool.
True confession: I've been feeling horrible for the last month and a half and I don't know what the cause of it is but I've been rather agitated and more pissy than usual. Also being off from school sucks. I hate being there when I am there because of social anxiety but I'm lonely as fuck when I'm not around people. The only people I've talked to in five days are my mom and her investment agent who called looking for her one day. FML
I do try to talk to people then they give me a horrified look and try to run away. Like I'm a verbal rapist or something.
I don't think I'll be qualified for that job with a philo degree. :'(
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I'm a self-hating narcissist who projects my problems and self-doubt onto others. So, no I don't think gamers are lame, I just can't accept myself as someone who enjoys games. Or I assume my constant escapism is a constant across the majority of gamers. Again, ugly projection issues. I'm also an attention whore who likes to stir up shit to get noticed.
And I can't say for a fact that I have asperger's either. All I know is that I have little empathy, sympathy, get fixated on few interests and have had a terrible time socialising my whole life. I tried therapy until the money ran out, self help books, hanging out with co-workers, etc. The truth is, I don't know whats wrong with me and developed a kind of hypochondria to every match for the keywords I put into a search engine.
Sometimes I want to say its simple vanilla stupidity but that would be like giving up. I honestly don't know how I feel about anything anymore, what I want to achieve and grow more and more unmotivated every passing day.
Not to be melodramatic, but I'm bitter about life, and I'm sorry for subjecting you all to my neurotic childish behavior.
I'm bisexual.
I actually think I'm better than everyone here. Especially wrika.
I'm 13 y/o.
I have an irrational resentment of bisexual people.ya bi guys aren't cool.:'(
I have an irrational resentment of bisexual people.ya bi guys aren't cool.:'(
you're not bi. Why are you crying?
this is the confessions thread. unlike all you fakers i do have a little gay in me.I have an irrational resentment of bisexual people.ya bi guys aren't cool.:'(
you're not bi. Why are you crying?
I didn't. Man that's creepy. The next time some dude is hitting on me here he could really be hitting on me! :o
:-*
but jesus, i didn't even request any pics
this is the confessions thread. unlike all you fakers i do have a little gay in me.
jesus sent you pics? :o bi-jesus!
twice a week, yes :'(
this is the confessions thread. unlike all you fakers i do have a little gay in me.
so you're a bottomspoiler (click to show/hide)she looks sexy with the strap-on though :-*[close]
Jarosh is bi.
:o
:teehee
now to scour the pictures thread for anyone he's complimented
I'm confused, that chart doesn't have an option for "heterosexual, but likes watching cheeseburger porn... but only if the cheeseburgers are making it with an actual woman"
I'm confused, that chart doesn't have an option for "heterosexual, but likes watching cheeseburger porn... but only if the cheeseburgers are making it with an actual woman"
Be confused no more. The number you are looking for is 2.
switch 0 and 2 and you got yourself a list
what does "only incidentally homosexual" meanThis is not breaking news.
im a 0. no homo 4 lyfe
what does "incidentally homosexual" mean
im a 0. no homo 4 lyfe
what a letdown. none of you are supposed to be a zero. this is evilbore! :mafI'm probably more of a 1 or 2, but someone needed to fill the slot and there's really no one on evilbore who can plausibly do it.
let's talk about that swiss-canadian threesome again :-*I have a plane ticket ordered for May.
-I don't really like Nintendo.
-I enjoyed Mortal Kombat: Annihilation.
-I'm a habitual liar.
So you do like Nintendo and you didn't enjoy MK: Annihilation. Unless you were lying about being a liar.
Is this a paradox?