I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1)

[Madrun Badrun]

switch 0 and 2 and you got yourself a list

[Human Snorenado]

I'm confused, that chart doesn't have an option for "heterosexual, but likes watching cheeseburger porn... but only if the cheeseburgers are making it with an actual woman"

Be confused no more.  The number you are looking for is 2. 

I dunno about that.

[Flannel Boy]

switch 0 and 2 and you got yourself a list

You clearly haven't heard his lisp.

[drew]

what does "incidentally homosexual" mean

im a 0.  no homo 4 lyfe

[Flannel Boy]

what does "only incidentally homosexual" mean

im a 0.  no homo 4 lyfe

This is not breaking news.
we all know you're a big zero.

[Madrun Badrun]

what does "incidentally homosexual" mean

im a 0.  no homo 4 lyfe

cigarillo

[Flannel Boy]

what a letdown. none of you are supposed to be a zero. this is evilbore! 

I'm probably more of a 1 or 2, but someone needed to fill the slot and there's really no one on evilbore who can plausibly do it.

[drew]

i yam what i yam and thats who i yam

[Oblivion]

-I don't really like Nintendo.
-I enjoyed Mortal Kombat: Annihilation.
-I'm a habitual liar.

[Flannel Boy]

let's talk about that swiss-canadian threesome again 

I have a plane ticket ordered for May.

-I don't really like Nintendo.
-I enjoyed Mortal Kombat: Annihilation.
-I'm a habitual liar.

So you do like Nintendo and you didn't enjoy MK: Annihilation. Unless you were lying about being a liar.

Is this a paradox?

[Oblivion]

So you do like Nintendo and you didn't enjoy MK: Annihilation. Unless you were lying about being a liar.

Is this a paradox?

 

[Greatness Gone]

confessions

 - 30% of the stuff i say on the internet is a lie

- I'm not actually attracted to teenage boys

- I've had, like, three accounts on neogaf