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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: tehjaybo on February 19, 2009, 01:43:02 PM

Title: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: tehjaybo on February 19, 2009, 01:43:02 PM: tl;dr skip down.

Okay, I've been trying to get back together with my ex. (First warning sign) She has a long history of not telling the truth, trying to turn others against me, causing drama, talking about others behind their backs, etc etc the list goes on. Why I want to get back together with her, I'll never fucking know. But for some fucked up reason, I do. It's got to be love. If it weren't I wouldn't be so goddamn distinguished mentally-challenged, or so I'd hope.

Anyway, we had been talking about it. She goes to school about an hour and a half away, which to me who works a full time job with a fair amount of overtime, is a ways away. She informs me that instead of coming home to here for the summer like I thought she would, she will be staying there and working at the school and taking a class or two to stay out of this town. This hits me with some shock, I mean I was really hoping she'd put the bad memories of the place behind her and just come home to be with me but hey fuck it happens. So I'm like, okay. Sure. Right. So I go to work. When I get to work, she texts me "I love you" which she hasn't said in the past year or so. That catches me off guard, so I comment on it. She says something back, and I tell her that I dont know that I would be able to do a distance relationship, like I said I work all the fucking time so even though it isn't that far I'd not be able to see her. Well she says she wants to talk about it and suggests we do it over lunch. Second mistake I made. I accept this, and we stop talking.

Skip up to 12. I tell her to pick wherever she wants, and I will be fine with it. She picks Mexican. She always picks mexican. I don't even like mexican. But I go, because this is important to her. We get there, and get our table. I order some of the cheese dip that she likes, and we start to munch on some chips. I'd say I got about five. We didn't talk about anything important really, just this and that, nothing along the lines of what we said we would. "Thank god" I think, "She'll actually wait until after the food. Good. I'm hungry" So we order our food. She gets some chicken shit and I can't pronounce, and I get my usual order of Steak Nachos. Steak. Nacho. Cheese. I don't see a possibility for error here. This could shape up to be a decent day!

We get our food. I pick up my silverware. And she starts talking about us. Against all instincts to grab the fork, shovel, and bail out, I set the fork back down. I sit there for thirty minutes and listen to her tell me every thing that she has told me time and time again, I sit there as she starts to cry. Now Evilbore, you do not know me. I do not deal well with women crying. I do not. So I sit there while she goes on and on, crying turning to sobbing. I'm getting stares from the three construction worker guys that just walked in and sat across the restaurant from us. The four marine recruiters that were there when I walked in to get the table were all turning to look at us. And every single one of the motherfuckers was looking at me like I had just pissed on the head of a cute little baby Jesus holding a kitten. She goes on and on about how hard she tried to make it work and how I just couldn't do it and all I wanted from her was sex (WHICH might I add I never got, because she is a virgin and didn't think it was right for us to. Side story, the guy that she met after we broke up, wouldn't date her but would let her suck his dick, yeah she had told me she wanted to fuck him. After three months. Wrap your fucking brains around that one.)

So finally I just say fuck it. I've been through all this shit with her before, it's just usually not in public. I've heard every god damn one of her fucking sob stories, and I'm sick and tired of it. I say to her the only words that I have spoken since she started in on this shit: "You could have picked a better place and a better time for this", slap a 20 on the table, grab my jacket, keys, and blackberry, and head out the fucking door.

EB, this shit happened to me so many times that I can't fucking count them all. The last time we broke up, she called every one of my friends and told them how mean I was to her and how hatefully I had broken up with her. SHE WALKED INTO MY HOUSE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP AND WOKE ME UP BY THROWING DOWN A BOX OF MY STUFF FROM HER HOUSE AND SAID THIS IS WHAT PEOPLE DO WHEN THEY BREAK UP. WHAT THE FUCK WAS I SUPPOSED TO THINK. She fucking had one of my friends from the god damn UAE call me and tell me that I was making a mistake. She nearly made me stop talking to two of my better friends around here, until I finally figured out what she was doing. She started a bunch of rumors about how I tried to rape her, and about how I said that if she didn't have sex with me, I was going to kick her out of my house. She says she didn't, but no one else could have. And god damned if I didn't just keep fucking heading back for more.

So here I am, an hour and ten minutes since I walked out of the restaurant, pissed off, with a bruised hand. And I didn't even get to touch my fucking nachos. I'm gonna go eat a fucking bowl of cereal.

tl;dr: VirginBore, stick to the Vaseline and tissues, because women are cunts.
OtherBore, I got 99 problems, but a bitch is no longer one. If you've had girl problems, I know you feel me, son.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Bloodwake on February 19, 2009, 01:55:00 PM: The girl in question (caption suitable) from the Bloodwake Photobucket Archives.

(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y23/bloodwake/HAHA1.jpg)

Dear tehjaybo, please take my fucking advice, look at this thread and this picture every time you see her and think, wow, this might be worth pursuing. Then slap yourself for thinking this was a good idea and move on.

Edit: even better, the guy to the right of the picture that I photoshopped out, ironically enough, was tehjaybo
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 19, 2009, 01:55:51 PM: Don't talk to her for a year. You'll be better for it.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Tauntaun on February 19, 2009, 01:57:29 PM: Quote from: distantmantra on February 19, 2009, 01:55:51 PM
Don't talk to her for a year. You'll be better for it.

Iconic wisdom, seriously.

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Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Bloodwake on February 19, 2009, 01:57:35 PM: Oh yeah, and I feel bad for you son.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: ToxicAdam on February 19, 2009, 01:57:40 PM: I went through a similar situation when I was 16. I was so hung up on my virginity (and making sure that "the one" was a virgin too) that I spent a lot of frustrating months waiting for these frigid bitches to give it up.

Luckily, I found a slutty girl around my 17th birthday and she gave it up on the 3rd date and I never looked back.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Bloodwake on February 19, 2009, 01:58:53 PM: Quote from: Tauntaun on February 19, 2009, 01:57:29 PM
Quote from: distantmantra on February 19, 2009, 01:55:51 PM
Don't talk to her for a year. You'll be better for it.

Iconic wisdom, seriously.

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Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Akala on February 19, 2009, 02:04:16 PM: Lots of people suck. Find one that doesn't. I know it's easier said than done, but it sounds like you need to move on.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Draft on February 19, 2009, 02:25:57 PM: How can you not like Mexican food. It's so cheesy and spicy. SMH.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Bloodwake on February 19, 2009, 02:57:02 PM: Quote from: Draft on February 19, 2009, 02:25:57 PM
How can you not like Mexican food. It's so cheesy and spicy. SMH.

I like mexican, but this girl always picks the worst restaurant with the most expensive drinks. Fail. I've probably eaten at Fiesta Mexicana 50000 times and I didn't even date her.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 19, 2009, 02:58:26 PM: The inside of her mouth looks super soft.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Bloodwake on February 19, 2009, 02:59:31 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on February 19, 2009, 02:58:26 PM
The inside of her mouth looks super soft.

Well, tehjaybo, is it?
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: tehjaybo on February 19, 2009, 03:00:39 PM: I don't remember, it's been about a year since I last felt it.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: tehjaybo on February 19, 2009, 03:05:33 PM: Quote from: Genghis Cohen on February 19, 2009, 03:03:19 PM
How were the nachos?

:-\
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Bloodwake on February 19, 2009, 03:48:52 PM: Quote from: tehjaybo on February 19, 2009, 03:05:33 PM
Quote from: Genghis Cohen on February 19, 2009, 03:03:19 PM
How were the nachos?

:-\

sorry tehjaybo, but :rofl
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 19, 2009, 03:51:01 PM: I have a nicer nacho + girl story. Last month I met a woman walking home from work and she asked me to come with her to me to the bar, where she bought me three drinks and a plate of nachos while telling me about her life (she had just turned 30). There was physical contact. It doesn't really have a happy ending as we haven't talked much since. She's pretty cool and smart though (a programmer! a left-wing activist!), but I think she was just a bit distraught and drunk that night, I dunno if she'd be interested in me under normal circumstances.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: demi on February 19, 2009, 03:53:36 PM: Who uses vaseline these days
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Tauntaun on February 19, 2009, 03:54:40 PM: Quote from: demi on February 19, 2009, 03:53:36 PM
Who uses vaseline these days

wat? ???
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: drew on February 19, 2009, 03:55:01 PM: Quote from: Bloodwake on February 19, 2009, 01:55:00 PM
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y23/bloodwake/HAHA1.jpg)

yibidi yibidi yibidi that's all folks!
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: T234 on February 19, 2009, 04:03:00 PM: Goddamn, son.

I've had a new policy since Saturday night: tell people exactly how you feel. If you are going to set them on fire, tell them. If they say that they are a man with a vagina, tell them (if they are indeed pretty) tell them that they are a very pretty man with a vagina. If you hate cisco's textbooks, email them with a picture of you burning their textbook. If you think your school is distinguished mentally-challenged for switching from FreeBSD to Debian, waltz right into the ITS offices and tell them you think that a better use of their time would have been to shit in their hand and eat it.

Yes, I came up with this while drunk and stoned out of my gourd.

But it has been an eventful week and I'm totally gonna stick to this new policy.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Tauntaun on February 19, 2009, 04:05:40 PM: Did you hit on a cheeseburger?

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Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: ToxicAdam on February 19, 2009, 04:10:34 PM: Also, who orders steak and nachos? Nachos are made for ground beef or chicken. That's probably why she dumped you.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 19, 2009, 04:11:31 PM: Quote from: ToxicAdam on February 19, 2009, 04:10:34 PM
Also, who orders steak and nachos? Nachos are made for ground beef or chicken. That's probably why she dumped you.

Taco Bell's steak nacho's bel grande were soooo gooood.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Tauntaun on February 19, 2009, 04:16:23 PM: :bow Spicy Chicken Crunchwraps :bow2 :drool
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 19, 2009, 04:17:55 PM: I wish you could still get steak nachos bel grande...

I tried ordering them a couple weeks ago. No luck.

:'(
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Tauntaun on February 19, 2009, 04:19:42 PM: Order with a gun or while JOing, it helps. :tophat
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: tehjaybo on February 19, 2009, 04:23:24 PM: Steak Nachos are the only thing worth ordering around this shithole. It's steak. Ontop of chips. With a shit ton of cheese. No down side.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 19, 2009, 05:30:17 PM: If the steak is soft enough, that sounds fucking delicious :drool
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Reb on February 19, 2009, 06:11:21 PM: Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on February 19, 2009, 03:51:01 PM
I have a nicer nacho + girl story. Last month I met a woman walking home from work and she asked me to come with her to me to the bar, where she bought me three drinks and a plate of nachos while telling me about her life (she had just turned 30). There was physical contact. It doesn't really have a happy ending as we haven't talked much since. She's pretty cool and smart though (a programmer! a left-wing activist!), but I think she was just a bit distraught and drunk that night, I dunno if she'd be interested in me under normal circumstances.

I like this story better.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 19, 2009, 06:47:48 PM: Women, in general, are manipulative, emotional wenches. To hell with the lot of them! The only thing they're good for, you can pay to get anyway.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Kestastrophe on February 19, 2009, 07:15:58 PM: it's not often that women look as crazy as they act, but it seems that your girl fits the bill. Pretty good story actually, i lold
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Bloodwake on February 19, 2009, 07:28:18 PM: Quote from: Kestastrophe on February 19, 2009, 07:15:58 PM
Pretty good story actually, i lold

You weren't on the phone with him when he broke his hand punching shit.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Greatness Gone on February 19, 2009, 07:29:52 PM: Women are awesome. I like to lick them occasionally.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 19, 2009, 07:30:38 PM: I so wish I were gay so I could occasionally lick women.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Bloodwake on February 19, 2009, 07:36:30 PM: Quote from: Genghis Cohen on February 19, 2009, 07:31:27 PM
Wait he broke his hand over nachos? i'm still not reading some sob story about gurlz on the internet, but still, you overpaid for those.

Again, at first I was all serious, but once it hit EB, I loled. Worth a read.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 19, 2009, 07:41:38 PM: The nachos are a metaphor for his manhood!
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 19, 2009, 07:43:57 PM: why would you put steak on nachos?
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: ch1nchilla on February 19, 2009, 07:46:05 PM: Get it together.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Eric P on February 19, 2009, 07:51:03 PM: Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on February 19, 2009, 07:43:57 PM
why would you put steak on nachos?

OH MY GOD HE POSTS!
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 19, 2009, 07:56:51 PM: Quote from: Eric P on February 19, 2009, 07:51:03 PM
Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on February 19, 2009, 07:43:57 PM
why would you put steak on nachos?

OH MY GOD HE POSTS!

well I mean, steak on nachos?
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: drew on February 19, 2009, 08:00:25 PM: hes from kentucky, thats why

classless degenerates!
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: tehjaybo on February 19, 2009, 08:15:42 PM: Quote from: Drewsy on February 19, 2009, 08:00:25 PM
hes from kentucky, thats why

classless degenerates!

Dont ask me ask the mexicans that put it infront of me.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: T234 on February 19, 2009, 08:40:28 PM: Quote from: Drewsy on February 19, 2009, 08:00:25 PM
hes from kentucky, thats why

classless degenerates!

*clears throat*

(http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e378/T-234/george_clooney_1.jpg)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

(http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e378/T-234/drew-carey-picture-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 19, 2009, 08:44:50 PM: I didn't read the post, can someone give me cliffs?
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: drew on February 19, 2009, 11:45:37 PM: *clears throat*

ohio:

Neil Alden Armstrong astronaut, Wapakoneta
Thomas Alva Edison inventor, Milan
Nancy Cartwright voice of Bart Simpson, Kettering
Clark Gable actor, Cadiz
Steven Spielberg director, screenwriter, Cincinnati
Paul Newman actor, Cleveland
Demi internet troll, fatty fucker, webmaster, Toledo
Jack Nicklaus golfer, Columbus
Ulysses Simpson Grant U.S. president, Point Pleasant
Katie Holmes celebrity, Toledo
Arsenio Hall actor, Ohio University
Halle Berry singer, Cleveland
RL Stine goosebumps author, Bexley
Ted Turner media mogul/Atlanta Braves owner, Cincinnati
Sarah Jessica Parker actress, Cincinnati

kentucky:

Jefferson Davis president of the Confederacy, Fairview
& some overrated boxer

*brushes shoulders off*
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: BobbyRobby on February 20, 2009, 12:03:09 AM: she looks obnoxious. all stories like that should have an accompanying picture of the girl looking like a idiot bitch.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Mupepe on February 20, 2009, 12:25:25 AM: nachos aren't even real mexican food. steak on nachos is pretty delicious, but why the hell would you eat nachos with a fork?
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: The Sceneman on February 20, 2009, 12:31:02 AM: Quote from: Father_Mike on February 19, 2009, 02:58:26 PM
The inside of her mouth looks super soft.

:lol

man Id love to shove my swanson all down that shit :rawr
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 20, 2009, 12:35:28 AM: Does she give good head? Can I have her number?
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Bildi on February 20, 2009, 01:39:37 AM: Forget nachos, cereal is awesome to eat in the middle of the day when you're super-hungry.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Bloodwake on February 20, 2009, 09:31:22 AM: Drewsy, it also serves to point out that Abraham Lincoln was also born in Kentucky.

John Carpenter grew up in Bowling Green and went to WKU... in fact, one of the first places to show Halloween was in Bowling Green.

Kentucky also has HUNTER S. THOMPSON and Johnny Depp. I think Thompson trumps everything though.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: lordmaji on February 20, 2009, 10:07:09 AM: yeah, women suck. Not always in the good way either. They make a man do some stupid ass shit sometimes. ugh.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: tehjaybo on February 20, 2009, 10:07:25 AM: Quote from: Father_Mike on February 20, 2009, 12:35:28 AM
Does she give good head? Can I have her number?

Only if you've been dating for a year and say you love her. Oh right, unless you're the next guy in line, who says he just wants to be FWB but she falls retardedly in love with so she gives head after two weeks right I forgot that one. I would really enjoy squeezing his throat until he ceases, it isnt really his fault but it'd make me feel a fuck ton better.

And yeah Drewsy, Kentucky fucking sucks. I don't exactly think it's a revelation to anyone.

That aside, I need to get out of the sphincter of Kentucky and find something to do. To hell with women. I think I'll just go on another gaming binge. Halo Wars at 3/3. Fuck yeah, seaking.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: bork on February 20, 2009, 11:23:42 AM: Man, I wouldn't not speak to her for a year. I'd cut her off completely. Erase her number, forget she exists. Probably won't be too hard when you find someone else.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: tehjaybo on February 20, 2009, 11:26:07 AM: Quote from: the lyte edge on February 20, 2009, 11:23:42 AM
Man, I wouldn't not speak to her for a year. I'd cut her off completely. Erase her number, forget she exists. Probably won't be too hard when you find someone else.

I wish it were that easy. There's a long story behind it. She lived with me for a while because her mother committed suicide. My mother has kind of become hers as well. It's weird. Even if I write her off, she will have reasons to come to my house whenever she wants (she has a key, she has a room here, all that shit)

I haven't talked to her since, which I mean it's only been a day, but I'm going to try to keep it up longer than the last time this shit happened.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Yeti on February 20, 2009, 11:52:59 AM: jeeze, change the locks to your place, I wouldn't want some psycho bitch having easy access to my place whenever she wanted.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 20, 2009, 12:03:17 PM: Quote from: tehjaybo on February 20, 2009, 11:26:07 AM
Quote from: the lyte edge on February 20, 2009, 11:23:42 AM
Man, I wouldn't not speak to her for a year. I'd cut her off completely. Erase her number, forget she exists. Probably won't be too hard when you find someone else.

I wish it were that easy. There's a long story behind it. She lived with me for a while because her mother committed suicide. My mother has kind of become hers as well. It's weird. Even if I write her off, she will have reasons to come to my house whenever she wants (she has a key, she has a room here, all that shit)

Too bad. You can't have her in your life. It's not healthy for anyone.

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I haven't talked to her since, which I mean it's only been a day, but I'm going to try to keep it up longer than the last time this shit happened.

How many times has this happened? Is she your high school girlfriend? These things are not meant to last forever.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 20, 2009, 12:08:31 PM: Quote from: tehjaybo on February 20, 2009, 10:07:25 AM
Quote from: Father_Mike on February 20, 2009, 12:35:28 AM
Does she give good head? Can I have her number?

Only if you've been dating for a year and say you love her. Oh right, unless you're the next guy in line, who says he just wants to be FWB but she falls retardedly in love with so she gives head after two weeks right I forgot that one. I would really enjoy squeezing his throat until he ceases, it isnt really his fault but it'd make me feel a fuck ton better.

And yeah Drewsy, Kentucky fucking sucks. I don't exactly think it's a revelation to anyone.

That aside, I need to get out of the sphincter of Kentucky and find something to do. To hell with women. I think I'll just go on another gaming binge. Halo Wars at 3/3. Fuck yeah, seaking.
:'(
Ya do your best to stay away from her.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Ganhyun on February 20, 2009, 12:11:10 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on February 20, 2009, 12:08:31 PM
Quote from: tehjaybo on February 20, 2009, 10:07:25 AM
Quote from: Father_Mike on February 20, 2009, 12:35:28 AM
Does she give good head? Can I have her number?

Only if you've been dating for a year and say you love her. Oh right, unless you're the next guy in line, who says he just wants to be FWB but she falls retardedly in love with so she gives head after two weeks right I forgot that one. I would really enjoy squeezing his throat until he ceases, it isnt really his fault but it'd make me feel a fuck ton better.

And yeah Drewsy, Kentucky fucking sucks. I don't exactly think it's a revelation to anyone.

That aside, I need to get out of the sphincter of Kentucky and find something to do. To hell with women. I think I'll just go on another gaming binge. Halo Wars at 3/3. Fuck yeah, seaking.
:'(
Ya do your best to stay away from her.

Yes, this.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Bloodwake on February 20, 2009, 12:58:39 PM: PLEASE FOR FUCK'S SAKE STAY AWAY FROM HER

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: lordmaji on February 20, 2009, 01:51:09 PM: *sigh* someone shoot me. it'll be fun. :P
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Bloodwake on February 20, 2009, 02:10:34 PM: Quote from: Yeti on February 20, 2009, 11:52:59 AM
jeeze, change the locks to your place, I wouldn't want some psycho bitch having easy access to my place whenever she wanted.

This is a complicated story that I will let tehjaybo explain. Long story short, his parents have basically "adopted" her and she lives at his house when she's not at college.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: tehjaybo on February 20, 2009, 02:32:22 PM: Quote from: Bloodwake on February 20, 2009, 02:10:34 PM
Quote from: Yeti on February 20, 2009, 11:52:59 AM
jeeze, change the locks to your place, I wouldn't want some psycho bitch having easy access to my place whenever she wanted.

This is a complicated story that I will let tehjaybo explain. Long story short, his parents have basically "adopted" her and she lives at his house when she's not at college.

This. There's no need really for explanation.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on February 20, 2009, 02:44:30 PM: Quote from: Bloodwake on February 20, 2009, 02:10:34 PM
Quote from: Yeti on February 20, 2009, 11:52:59 AM
jeeze, change the locks to your place, I wouldn't want some psycho bitch having easy access to my place whenever she wanted.

This is a complicated story that I will let tehjaybo explain. Long story short, his parents have basically "adopted" her and she lives at his house when she's not at college.

That's fucked up.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 20, 2009, 02:45:30 PM: Manipulative women are so vengeful, yo ass is grass
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 20, 2009, 02:47:04 PM: Then you need to sit down with your parents and explain the situation to them. You also need to explain to her that you two are done and that this drama needs to end immediately.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Bloodwake on February 20, 2009, 02:50:32 PM: Quote from: distantmantra on February 20, 2009, 02:47:04 PM
Then you need to sit down with your parents and explain the situation to them. You also need to explain to her that you two are done and that this drama needs to end immediately.

Again, it's a little more complicated than previously stated. Again, calling tehjaybo to clarify, since it isn't my place.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 20, 2009, 02:52:54 PM: I understand that her mom committed suicide and that it's very complicated, but at the same time, they are his parents and he should really speak to them about everything in a very calm and rational manner.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Bloodwake on February 20, 2009, 03:02:46 PM: Quote from: distantmantra on February 20, 2009, 02:52:54 PM
I understand that her mom committed suicide and that it's very complicated, but at the same time, they are his parents and he should really speak to them about everything in a very calm and rational manner.

Ah, well there we go, I didn't think that was mentioned previously, so since that's out in the open, I can elaborate more.

A few years ago her mom killed herself. However, this was AFTER they broke up. All the shit she did (including the guy calling from the Unitied Arab Emirates) happened in the period between the break-up and the suicide. Once the suicide happened, although she was given offers to live with LOTS of different people, she chose to live with tehjaybo, even though he "broke her heart wah wah wah etc."

When they were dating, tehjaybo's parents didn't really give a fuck about her. This changed whenever she moved in (although I'm pretty sure tehjaybo's dad still doesn't give a fuck) Now, she's sorta like the daughter tehjaybo's mom never had, and even though his mom agrees with us that they should NEVER EVER EVER date again, his mom is still attached to her.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 20, 2009, 03:03:52 PM: The obvious solution is to carbomb his whole family.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 20, 2009, 03:04:18 PM: Quote from: Bloodwake on February 20, 2009, 03:02:46 PM
Quote from: distantmantra on February 20, 2009, 02:52:54 PM
I understand that her mom committed suicide and that it's very complicated, but at the same time, they are his parents and he should really speak to them about everything in a very calm and rational manner.

Ah, well there we go, I didn't think that was mentioned previously, so since that's out in the open, I can elaborate more.

A few years ago her mom killed herself. However, this was AFTER they broke up. All the shit she did (including the guy calling from the Unitied Arab Emirates) happened in the period between the break-up and the suicide. Once the suicide happened, although she was given offers to live with LOTS of different people, she chose to live with tehjaybo, even though he "broke her heart wah wah wah etc."

When they were dating, tehjaybo's parents didn't really give a fuck about her. This changed whenever she moved in (although I'm pretty sure tehjaybo's dad still doesn't give a fuck) Now, she's sorta like the daughter tehjaybo's mom never had, and even though his mom agrees with us that they should NEVER EVER EVER date again, his mom is still attached to her.

His mom sounds pretty level headed about it in terms of them never dating. That's good to hear.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Bloodwake on February 20, 2009, 03:05:08 PM: Quote from: Willco on February 20, 2009, 03:03:52 PM
The obvious solution is to carbomb his whole family.

He's probably going to get his own apartment soon. And not tell any of them where he's living.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Bloodwake on November 12, 2009, 11:58:45 PM: So, since this was mentioned in my thread, I figured I would make a funny endnote to this story.

About a month ago, I get a random text message basically saying "fuck off and never talk to me again." It was the girl in question in this thread. She found EB and saw the whole thread somehow. I loled.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 13, 2009, 12:03:22 AM: wtf :rofl
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: demi on November 13, 2009, 12:03:58 AM: People use vaseline? Ew.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on November 13, 2009, 12:04:27 AM: What's a nacho?
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Fresh Prince on November 13, 2009, 12:06:26 AM: Or a a borito for that matter?
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Bloodwake on November 13, 2009, 12:18:17 AM: God, fuck the women in this state.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on November 13, 2009, 12:29:03 AM: That's really more Zeus' style.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 13, 2009, 01:56:04 AM: lol, so is she still living with tehjaybo's family?
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Reb on November 13, 2009, 03:42:09 AM: Quote from: Borys on November 13, 2009, 03:29:21 AM
Bitches need to know their place and I am telling it as a married man.

Yeah, just stomp something they hold dear.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Tauntaun on November 13, 2009, 10:07:31 AM: Quote from: Rebiak on November 13, 2009, 03:42:09 AM
Quote from: Borys on November 13, 2009, 03:29:21 AM
Bitches need to know their place and I am telling it as a married man.

Yeah, just stomp something they hold dear.

That's cold mang.

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Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Bloodwake on November 13, 2009, 10:29:28 AM: Quote from: Borys on November 13, 2009, 03:35:40 AM
Didn't notice it was back from February, sorry Tehjaybo :lol

Also did Bloodwake date her? Or am I reading things that aren't there?

I wanted to for a while but I never did. Meanwhile, while I was trying to go out with her, she was nice to her face while she talked shit behind my back.

I didn't lose too much.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Bloodwake on November 13, 2009, 10:33:32 AM: Quote from: The Card Cheat on November 13, 2009, 01:56:04 AM
lol, so is she still living with tehjaybo's family?

Not really. She's been staying up in Lexington as far as I know. Before she told me to fuck off, she acted like she wanted to hang out with me all of a sudden, but didn't show up. She also helped spread a rumor that a friend of mine was dead.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Akala on November 13, 2009, 10:38:44 AM: Quote from: Bloodwake on November 13, 2009, 10:33:32 AM
Quote from: The Card Cheat on November 13, 2009, 01:56:04 AM
lol, so is she still living with tehjaybo's family?

Not really. She's been staying up in Lexington as far as I know. Before she told me to fuck off, she acted like she wanted to hang out with me all of a sudden, but didn't show up. She also helped spread a rumor that a friend of mine was dead.

you are clearly marrying the wrong one, man.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Bloodwake on November 13, 2009, 10:41:51 AM: Quote from: Akala on November 13, 2009, 10:38:44 AM
Quote from: Bloodwake on November 13, 2009, 10:33:32 AM
Quote from: The Card Cheat on November 13, 2009, 01:56:04 AM
lol, so is she still living with tehjaybo's family?

Not really. She's been staying up in Lexington as far as I know. Before she told me to fuck off, she acted like she wanted to hang out with me all of a sudden, but didn't show up. She also helped spread a rumor that a friend of mine was dead.

you are clearly marrying the wrong one, man.

Lmfao, yeah, I totally miss people spreading rumors about me and my friends.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: tehjaybo on November 13, 2009, 11:11:56 AM: What the fuck.

So yeah. She found this thread because apparently she still e-stalks me. She used to log into my facebook, myspace, read my email and go through my chat logs when she lived at my house too, until I passworded my computers.

She found this thread and called me practically sobbing. I was like WTF it was in February, fucking relax, and she was all AJDFKLDSAFJAHIEFIOSE. So I said fine fuck off.

She actually contacted me when I lost all of my accounts, because apparently one of her passwords was saved on my computer from when she used to use it.

(After scrolling through two to three weeks of texts/emails)

OH LOOK, I JUST SO HAPPEN TO HAVE THE CONVERSATION RIGHT HERE.

Her: Have you logged onto my old livejournal? Be honest.
Me: No. My accounts were stolen, they got one you had saved on my computer.
Her: Oh god. What does that mean?
Me: That means I had to cancel my bank account and try to get 15+ other accounts either deactivated or taken back, and I haven't been more stressed.
Her: Do I need to deactivate my bank account? (lol wtf?)
Me: You're fine. It was one account.
Her: But what should I do about the journal?
Me: Change the password?
Her: I tried it wouldn't let me. I emailed the support center. The password had been changed. What is the next step?
Me: Email them again and tell them someone took your account. They will know how to take care of it, you don't need me.
Her: They will be able to fix it?
Me: I don't know, go ask them.
Her: Why can't you be nice about this? There is a lot of personal info there and am worried about losing it or what eill happen. Did a person steal it? Or is it spam?
Me: Yeah, well my fucking full name, address, phone number, and the password for every account I've had for the past 8 years was posted online, so forgive me for not feeling like dealing with something that you can handle on your own. I'm busy.
Her: Excuse me? I'm contacting you because you know more about it than I do. I just want general info. I'm not undercutting what you feel or are going through. I don't understand what this means. You owe me more respect than saying "i'm busy".
Me: I don't owe you anything. I think I've more than payed you back for anything I've ever owed you. LJ can take care of it, go talk to them. I am busy.
Her: After everything you've put me through, I can't believe you can act this way. You don't have to like me but you could be civil when we are experiencing similar issues.
Me: EVERYTHING I HAVE PUT YOU THROUGH? Don't you fucking dare. As a matter of fact, don't even respond. You have put me through more shit than I have ever even THOUGHT of putting youy through. So go fucking take it up with LJ. I'm sick of being the bad guy when it isn't my fault. I'm sick of being the whipping boy for your problems. So go fucking deal with it yourself. The ONE time I brought you a legitimate problem that I couldn't deal with*, you shunned me. I REFUSE to be treated like this anymore. So don't even expect me to be civil anymore. If you want to play like this, fine. Have it your way.

Didn't hear anything from her after that.

:rock Being a man. :rock

:piss Women guilt tripping :piss2

*: The issue in question was that I was having a particular hard night, fighting with some bouts of depression, and I texted her asking to just talk for a little bit. Big mistake. It was after she saw the thread, and she said she just couldn't talk to someone who would say things like that. So fuck her.

That's right, Monica. Since I'm sure you'll e-stalk me to see this again, Fuck you. I've had it with your bullshit of turning everyone against me, then expecting me to be nice to you. NO, fuck that. Leave me alone. I hope you don't treat the rest of your friends like that.

Okay, shew. I'm done with my livejournal antics. Let this thread die.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Bloodwake on November 13, 2009, 11:24:01 AM: The only way this could be more ridiculous is if she made an account.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on November 13, 2009, 11:24:23 AM: She could be the new roxy.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: tehjaybo on November 13, 2009, 11:27:38 AM: Quote from: mojovonio on November 13, 2009, 11:26:17 AM
Hey Monica,

I'd fuck you. Go check out my pics and Pm me.

:lol :lol :lol

It's more funny because she accused me of trying to rape her, yet has never had sex.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on November 13, 2009, 11:34:34 AM: Maybe PD could play some Zelda music for her.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Bloodwake on November 13, 2009, 11:43:35 AM: :rofl
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 13, 2009, 02:19:29 PM: this thread requires pics

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of nachos, not of some dumb whore
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Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Brehvolution on November 13, 2009, 02:39:54 PM: Ice cold. :lol
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 13, 2009, 02:40:29 PM: Quote from: Genghis Cohen on November 13, 2009, 02:36:42 PM
if i wanted pictures of people from kentucky i'd look up my local sex offender registry

KENTUCKYBORE ANNIHILATED :o
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: tehjaybo on November 13, 2009, 02:42:02 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on November 13, 2009, 02:40:29 PM
Quote from: Genghis Cohen on November 13, 2009, 02:36:42 PM
if i wanted pictures of people from kentucky i'd look up my local sex offender registry

KENTUCKYBORE ANNIHILATED :o

Nah, it's about right.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Ganhyun on November 13, 2009, 02:58:37 PM: :lol @ this thread and its revival.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: bork on November 13, 2009, 03:37:17 PM: (http://megayummo.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/taco-el-rancho-steak-nachos2.jpg)
(http://ddppchicago.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/nachos-main_full.jpg)

:drool

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Avacado :yuck
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Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Ganhyun on November 13, 2009, 04:15:22 PM: Lyte is making my hungry. :-\
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: GoofyGoober on November 14, 2009, 11:50:12 AM: Fuck yea. Carne Asada Nachos.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: demi on November 14, 2009, 11:54:26 AM: Why is there all that junk on those nachos? What a waste.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 14, 2009, 12:31:15 PM: I'm sorry but I thought it was hilarious that she found this thread. No offense.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: lennedsay on November 14, 2009, 02:21:52 PM: :rofl

Hey Monica - Keep e-stalking. See where it gets you in 20 years, while you're home, alone, hanging out with your 12 cats.

Oh, and don't ever mention that you participate in "livejournal" to a boyfriend/date. Awesome guys hate crazy, drama queens, and this will certainly tip them off quickly. Let it be a complete surprise after a few months of a relationship. Then when they figure it out and want to dump you, tell them you're pregnant. ;)
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 14, 2009, 02:27:17 PM: :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 14, 2009, 02:27:24 PM: Quote from: lennedsay on November 14, 2009, 02:21:52 PM
:rofl

Hey Monica - Keep e-stalking. See where it gets you in 20 years, while you're home, alone, hanging out with your 12 cats.

Oh, and don't ever mention that you participate in "livejournal" to a boyfriend/date. Awesome guys hate crazy, drama queens, and this will certainly tip them off quickly. Let it be a complete surprise after a few months of a relationship. Then when they figure it out and want to dump you, tell them you're pregnant. ;)

I disagree - there is always a desperate dude (well, more than one) out there willing to tolerate mountains of bullshit. Women like Monica always sink their claws into one of these types.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 14, 2009, 02:30:08 PM: I'm one of those types! O Monica, lets participate in livejournal together :interracial
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: lennedsay on November 14, 2009, 02:31:16 PM: Quote from: T EXP on November 14, 2009, 02:27:24 PM
Quote from: lennedsay on November 14, 2009, 02:21:52 PM
:rofl

Hey Monica - Keep e-stalking. See where it gets you in 20 years, while you're home, alone, hanging out with your 12 cats.

Oh, and don't ever mention that you participate in "livejournal" to a boyfriend/date. Awesome guys hate crazy, drama queens, and this will certainly tip them off quickly. Let it be a complete surprise after a few months of a relationship. Then when they figure it out and want to dump you, tell them you're pregnant. ;)

I disagree - there is always a desperate dude (well, more than one) out there willing to tolerate mountains of bullshit. Women like Monica always sink their claws into one of these types.

Desperate dudes do not equal awesome dudes, bro. They may be cool in their own regard, but they have a lot of confidence building to do before they're *AWESOME*!!!

Same goes the other way. There are girls that only like and date complete assholes. Not guys that turn into assholes, but assholes from the beginning. And when awesome guys are interested, they are disgusted because they're nice to them. These girls need some major help before they can be in a real, amazing relationship.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 14, 2009, 02:41:55 PM: Quote from: lennedsay on November 14, 2009, 02:31:16 PM
Quote from: T EXP on November 14, 2009, 02:27:24 PM
Quote from: lennedsay on November 14, 2009, 02:21:52 PM
:rofl

Hey Monica - Keep e-stalking. See where it gets you in 20 years, while you're home, alone, hanging out with your 12 cats.

Oh, and don't ever mention that you participate in "livejournal" to a boyfriend/date. Awesome guys hate crazy, drama queens, and this will certainly tip them off quickly. Let it be a complete surprise after a few months of a relationship. Then when they figure it out and want to dump you, tell them you're pregnant. ;)

I disagree - there is always a desperate dude (well, more than one) out there willing to tolerate mountains of bullshit. Women like Monica always sink their claws into one of these types.

Desperate dudes do not equal awesome dudes, bro. They may be cool in their own regard, but they have a lot of confidence building to do before they're *AWESOME*!!!

Same goes the other way. There are girls that only like and date complete assholes. Not guys that turn into assholes, but assholes from the beginning. And when awesome guys are interested, they are disgusted because they're nice to them. These girls need some major help before they can be in a real, amazing relationship.

I guess the point I wanted to make is that women like Monica don't want awesome guys - they just want guys they can control. Which may be awesome guys in their eyes.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: lennedsay on November 14, 2009, 02:50:02 PM: Quote from: T EXP on November 14, 2009, 02:41:55 PM
Quote from: lennedsay on November 14, 2009, 02:31:16 PM
Quote from: T EXP on November 14, 2009, 02:27:24 PM
Quote from: lennedsay on November 14, 2009, 02:21:52 PM
:rofl

Hey Monica - Keep e-stalking. See where it gets you in 20 years, while you're home, alone, hanging out with your 12 cats.

Oh, and don't ever mention that you participate in "livejournal" to a boyfriend/date. Awesome guys hate crazy, drama queens, and this will certainly tip them off quickly. Let it be a complete surprise after a few months of a relationship. Then when they figure it out and want to dump you, tell them you're pregnant. ;)

I disagree - there is always a desperate dude (well, more than one) out there willing to tolerate mountains of bullshit. Women like Monica always sink their claws into one of these types.

Desperate dudes do not equal awesome dudes, bro. They may be cool in their own regard, but they have a lot of confidence building to do before they're *AWESOME*!!!

Same goes the other way. There are girls that only like and date complete assholes. Not guys that turn into assholes, but assholes from the beginning. And when awesome guys are interested, they are disgusted because they're nice to them. These girls need some major help before they can be in a real, amazing relationship.

I guess the point I wanted to make is that women like Monica don't want awesome guys - they just want guys they can control. Which may be awesome guys in their eyes.

Oh that is true. They probably really want an overall great guy, but there's no way they can con them into being in a relationship, unless they hide shit like the fact that they livejournal it up constantly, and by the time they realize she's crazy, it's too late. The crescendo to crazy, per se.

So yea, the lazy, crazy girls will just go for some dude with zero self-esteem and minimal relationship experience. That way they don't even know that she's crazy!
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 14, 2009, 03:11:05 PM: Quote from: lennedsay on November 14, 2009, 02:50:02 PM

So yea, the lazy, crazy girls will just go for some dude with zero self-esteem and minimal relationship experience.

Why can't a meet one of these girls? :'(
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: lennedsay on November 14, 2009, 03:28:02 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on November 14, 2009, 03:11:05 PM
Quote from: lennedsay on November 14, 2009, 02:50:02 PM

So yea, the lazy, crazy girls will just go for some dude with zero self-esteem and minimal relationship experience.

Why can't a meet one of these girls? :'(

:lol If they're lazy, they're probably fat too. You're better off single, bro.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: tehjaybo on November 14, 2009, 03:35:30 PM: Quote from: lennedsay on November 14, 2009, 02:21:52 PM
:rofl

Hey Monica - Keep e-stalking. See where it gets you in 20 years, while you're home, alone, hanging out with your 12 cats.

Oh, and don't ever mention that you participate in "livejournal" to a boyfriend/date. Awesome guys hate crazy, drama queens, and this will certainly tip them off quickly. Let it be a complete surprise after a few months of a relationship. Then when they figure it out and want to dump you, tell them you're pregnant. ;)

:') I love The Bore.

Also, she wouldn't be pregnant because she refused to have sex. It got old, but I respected her wishes. But whatever. She'll go out and give it up to some guy that she thinks she loves that treats her like shit. And I'm not gonna be there to hear her cry about it.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: lennedsay on November 14, 2009, 03:50:35 PM: Quote from: tehjaybo on November 14, 2009, 03:35:30 PM
Quote from: lennedsay on November 14, 2009, 02:21:52 PM
:rofl

Hey Monica - Keep e-stalking. See where it gets you in 20 years, while you're home, alone, hanging out with your 12 cats.

Oh, and don't ever mention that you participate in "livejournal" to a boyfriend/date. Awesome guys hate crazy, drama queens, and this will certainly tip them off quickly. Let it be a complete surprise after a few months of a relationship. Then when they figure it out and want to dump you, tell them you're pregnant. ;)

:') I love The Bore.

Also, she wouldn't be pregnant because she refused to have sex. It got old, but I respected her wishes. But whatever. She'll go out and give it up to some guy that she thinks she loves that treats her like shit. And I'm not gonna be there to hear her cry about it.

Yea, I picked that up through the thread, but she could be stupid enough to try to pull off the ol' "but u cant dump me im prego!" bit. Or the ol' "but imma kill myself!" bit. Girls are fucking crazy. She needs to be crying solely to her livejournal and leave you out of it.

Glad you got out of that shitty situation. Sounds like you were absolutely the better person.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 14, 2009, 04:32:26 PM: I ate some pretty awesome nachos today.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: tehjaybo on November 14, 2009, 06:54:07 PM: Quote from: Great Rumbler on November 14, 2009, 04:32:26 PM
I ate some pretty awesome nachos today.

I've had some pretty awesome nachos since this.

Steak Nachos :rock :rock :rock
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on November 15, 2009, 09:53:38 PM: I have a livejournal, I dig it. I just made a post: http://contextfree.livejournal.com/
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: lennedsay on November 15, 2009, 10:11:24 PM: Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on November 15, 2009, 09:53:38 PM
I have a livejournal, I dig it. I just made a post: http://contextfree.livejournal.com/

Touching. Couple of syllables short of a beautiful haiku.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Diunx on November 16, 2009, 04:55:19 PM: Monica have you ever sucked an hispanic dick? is you want to just pm me.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 16, 2009, 05:01:11 PM: Quote from: Diunx on November 16, 2009, 04:55:19 PM
Monica have you ever sucked an hispanic dick? is you want to just pm me.

Dude... KENTUCKY. There's probably a pick-up truck full of dudes with mullets and axe handles looking for you as we speak.
Title: Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
Post by: Diunx on November 16, 2009, 05:13:50 PM: :-[